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mistaanime
02-23-2004, 05:23 PM
ok..so im going to skool bout 7 am and a motorcycle cop stops me...im like WtF i do wrong officer? well..wut did i do officer..is more like it..hehe. He walks around my car and says.."are your lights broken ?because they are half way up" (because I left my lazy on) and im like no..so i juss turned on my lights...and he let me go....so..kind of a pointless stop..anyone had a dumber experience? :confused:

ryan hagen
02-23-2004, 05:31 PM
i got stopped, cop said i dunno if they gave u a front plate bracket when u bought the car but in wisconsin u need one, then he started checking out the car, the inside, the gauges, then started walking away, but as he started walking he saw me puttin my DL and registraion back and he came back asked for it, then handed it back and walked away, it took like 5 min, it was so annoyinh and right in front of the enterence to the tech........

DRFT
02-23-2004, 07:11 PM
kang man, u got owned.

Ghettokracker71
02-23-2004, 07:13 PM
:Ownedd: what a dumbass cop....maybe he thought he could help or something ? I just don't see the point of him stopping you...kinda funny though,lol

mistaanime
02-23-2004, 07:38 PM
wut would he do? fix mah the lazy eye for me? hehe..

DRFT
02-23-2004, 07:48 PM
y u hatin on the cop, he's just watching out for you. Jeezz.......... Thats a good cop.

derux
02-23-2004, 08:08 PM
I had a old vw bug that was lowered to the ground. The rear tires had almost 20 degrees neg. camber. I got pulled over cause he thought my tire was falling off.

mistaanime
02-23-2004, 09:47 PM
y u hatin on the cop, he's just watching out for you. Jeezz.......... Thats a good cop.

watchin out for me..how? they wouldn't pull you over since your lights are always open. :nono:

DRFT
02-23-2004, 09:54 PM
yup you got that right

adey
02-23-2004, 11:37 PM
I had a old vw bug that was lowered to the ground. The rear tires had almost 20 degrees neg. camber. I got pulled over cause he thought my tire was falling off.
LOL that's great!! I can picture myself getting pulled over by a cop because it looks like my car's falling apart.

Actually I was transporting my car home once, without a front bumper, no fenders and headlights ZIPTIED to the front aprons. :D cop stopped me 2 blocks from home and was (basically) like "WTF is that?! Looks like you got in a serious front end collision..." I told him that I was just moving the car home (from fixing it myself), he ran my license/registration and let me go. :eek3:

nightwalker
02-23-2004, 11:40 PM
didn't you know lazy eye's are illegal?

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.so I lied. HAHA. That's a wierd stop though. Did he even check for license and reg?

240Stilo
02-23-2004, 11:54 PM
Mistaanime: The cop was just looking out for you.

Cops finally let me slide for speeding, TWICE! IN A ROW! Not in the same day though, just the last 2 times. So I learned my lesson cuz one $360 ticket is enough.

TwoFourO
02-24-2004, 03:04 AM
I've been pulled over sixteen times now, haha. I only have one ticket for not having a front plate mounted properly when I was installing the front bumper. The sixteenth time I got pulled over was for not having side mirrors on. I was using the mounting points as a mold for fiberglass mirros I was going to design. The cop walked up to my car and I rolled down the 15% illegal tint so he could talk to me. He looked in the car and noticed that I had not only no dashboard, but no guage cluster, no carpet, complete sound deadening removal, only lap belts, no visors, ceiling, or any other cosmetic interior pieces. He just laughed and asked me, "What the hell are you doing?" I explained that I was using the stock dash as a mold for a fiberglass one and that I needed to remove it. He told me to put my mirrors back on, but the interior was completely legal?? He checked my ish and let me go on my way. You should have seen the look on his face when he first looked inside, hahaha...priceless.

TwoFourO
02-24-2004, 03:09 AM
I have also been pulled over for the lack of a front fascia and fenders. I had my turn signals duct taped to the bumper, lol. One time I took my car out with no passenger or driver's seat, no exhaust, no hood, front bumper, fenders, interior, rear bumper, or taillights, hahaha. I'm so ghetto, I love it. My car hasn't had paint for over a year now, haha.

brokenben
02-24-2004, 05:02 AM
i was pulled over twice for stupid reasons.
1) the cop pulled me over and came up and said "is there a problem?" and im like.. umm.. "no" and hes like "ok.. do you have anything illegal in your car?" "no sir" ... "ok.. drive safely" ...haha..
2) the cop pulled me over. asked if i was under any influence.. checked my eyes... then let me go
neither one asked me for my licence or registration.. crazy cops

RedlineRacer
02-24-2004, 06:19 AM
I got a good one. Two of my friends were skrewing around one night. One was in civic Si, and the other in a GSR teg. The teg pulled out first and spun his tires, my other friend in the civic just pulled out kinda hard, but didn't spin tires. A cop comes running after my friend in the civic and pulls him over. Doesn't ask for his liscence, registration or anything, he just comes up and ask why he spun his tires. My friend says it wasn't him, but the guy infront of him. The cop walks back to his rear tires and says "you got some tread missing off you rear tires, you sure you weren't the one spinning tires." And my friend says, "The cars front wheel drive", and the cop has an ambaressed look on his face and tells him to go on and drive safely.

ryan hagen
02-24-2004, 08:29 AM
yah my friend doug ahs a civic where he cut the dash bar so it just has the driver side hoop and zip tied a gauge cluster to it, other wise all he has in the car is the ecu, wires to the tail lgihts, 1 driver seat, and the back bench, we reffer to it as riding "limo" but lol he can unlock and lock the doors througha hole in the door. he completely stripped it down and drive it wth no impact abrs or bumeprs , he got pulled over and the cop gave him a list of stuff to fix, horns ahd to be re hooked up, and "bumpers" then he let him go.....the cop was just like "what the hell is this do u even have it regisitered? u got belts? " "some" "u got horns" "nope"(writes on pad)"u got bumpers?""nope""u need a new car" but fix this and u can drive it, dont let me ever see it again like this" then he let us go and we zip tied the palstic bumper covers on......oh yah there was 3 seats, 1 offical seat belt and at the time we had 6 people in it.

mrmephistopheles
02-24-2004, 08:48 AM
you're dumb if you can't appreciate what that cop was doing.

MorganS13
02-24-2004, 08:56 AM
you're dumb if you can't appreciate what that cop was doing.
+1

..and I don't want to be swerving around random car parts in the middle of the road wherever i go either, so I'm happy for them making sure people's cars aren't falling apart.

stp9154
02-24-2004, 09:02 AM
I got pulled a few times here in US and in Thailand. But this one in Thailand was very stupid. Being RHD, i came up to this small intersection. My intention was to turn right. This right turn was kinda like the one that you don't have to wait for the green, just make sure there isn't any car coming to your left. ANyway, on that day, there was a big sign "DO NOT TURN RIGHT." In Thai of course. I was like, ok i could just straight up and make a Uturn and then take a left instead. This cop was sitting in his cop-rest-area to my right at the corner where i wanted to turn. He pointed to my car and waved from left to right as if he would allow me to turn right. It was pretty obvious if you saw the way he did it. So i turned. A sec or two after, there was another cop standing right after the corner. He pulled me over. Said the cop, "you can't turn right today." Blah blah blah. I ended up paid like 10 bucks to him but no ticket was issued. After that, i came to realize that one has to expect these kind of pull overs in Thailand, esp toward the end of the month. The End.

ryan hagen
02-24-2004, 09:32 AM
+1

..and I don't want to be swerving around random car parts in the middle of the road wherever i go either, so I'm happy for them making sure people's cars aren't falling apart.


lol, the car wasnt falling apart, it had every thing taken off and really didnt have much left to fall off, that was more of a response to the stripped out car post acouple above it, so get off my case. i thought he should have got a ticket for the seat belt thing......it was stupid to take those off, and alot of "drifters" on here have talked about zip tied on bumper covers....

MorganS13
02-24-2004, 03:46 PM
lol, the car wasnt falling apart, it had every thing taken off and really didnt have much left to fall off, that was more of a response to the stripped out car post acouple above it, so get off my case.
Lol, great to know.. but where was I "on your case" in the first place?

toreno
02-24-2004, 09:37 PM
http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038274.jpg

DRFT
02-24-2004, 09:49 PM
what does that pic have to do with this post?

oojpeeoo
02-24-2004, 10:31 PM
what does that pic have to do with this post?

he prolly got pulled over by a cop and was caught with everything under the hood :-/

j2real.com
02-24-2004, 11:16 PM
you're dumb if you can't appreciate what that cop was doing.
Serious. With all the stolen cars lately they are just looking out.

TiNMAN
02-24-2004, 11:31 PM
lol, its funny seeing people bashing each other on the forums. :smash: lol :hsdance:

DRFT
02-25-2004, 12:05 AM
the cop wants to be a "doriftaH"!

TiNMAN
02-25-2004, 12:06 AM
a DORITO? dorito chip?

nightwalker
02-25-2004, 02:12 AM
When I was 17 I did a fat burnout in my Integra leaving my work place one night. I worked medical records, so I didn't leave till 1am. My buddy the janitor also sat there and was egging me on too, so I yanked the ebrake and burned out for close to a minute. I guess someone heard it and snitched on me. At the time I had 205s on the front and 195s on the back. Well the next day my buddy the janitor comes up to the medical records office laughing and laughing. He told me that the cops came and checked the tread and width of the burnout marks I left, and compared them to the size of the rear tires on my integra, shook their heads and left. Then he ran up to tell me. I was scared, but we were both rolling.

That was 96, and cops had no idea about Hondas lucky for me.

DRFT
02-25-2004, 02:25 AM
hahaa funny stuff!

theicecreamdan
02-25-2004, 11:44 AM
reminds me of the story of a guy in an MR2 running from cops, he comes flyin over a hill, parks it, tells everyone to stick with his story

cops stop, check it out, lookin, lookin, puts his hand on the hood, "its cold"
they leave.

brokenben
02-25-2004, 03:38 PM
reminds me of the story of a guy in an MR2 running from cops, he comes flyin over a hill, parks it, tells everyone to stick with his story

cops stop, check it out, lookin, lookin, puts his hand on the hood, "its cold"
they leave.
hmm.. somehow i think that story is fake. i dont think a cop wud be stupid enough to check the hood for heat instead of checking the plates.

S14DB
02-25-2004, 04:03 PM
Did the same thing in a 911. stupid cousin almost burnt herself on the rear when I told her were the engine was(she didn't get why they belived me and why my hood was cold).

Riielle
02-25-2004, 09:03 PM
omg this i think is dumb as hell. i was driving down this real crowded road (im only 5' tall) and i was driving my dads old truck. well, i pass a cop because i needed to get over; i definatley made sure to use my blinker. well, right after i got in front of him his lights went on, and i was thinking that there is no way in hell i did anything wrong. so i went ahead and pulled over. i got all my shit ready and gave it to him and i kindly asked. "can you please tell me why i am pulled over?" he then said that i was sitting to far back in my seat and that i passed him improperly(i was "too" clost to him-which is bs). i then said to him that it was my first time driving that truck, and that i can scoot the seat up anymore. he said i wont give you a ticket this time, but next time you need to sit on a pillow. i was thinking what the fuck! later on i realized that that red-headed cop was the same cop that impounded my car while i was asleep at my friends house(it was her 16th b-day and everyone was fucked up). he impounded it because it was parked sort of crooked(accross the st on her property). he said i was drunk driving. that cop is a dick and hopefully now you guys get the idea of how gay macon, ga police are.

mistaanime
02-25-2004, 10:14 PM
heh...should report the cop..I would stay as far away from the cops as i could..

DRFT
02-25-2004, 10:20 PM
but what if your in danger?

toreno
02-25-2004, 10:21 PM
maybe next time just Hide in your car