Off Topic: Funny or not funny?

[anthony240]

Ok, so this couple was having their first child. The wife was pushing and the husband was there supporting her. Finally the baby comes out and the doctor holds it by it's legs, and all of a sudden starts slamming it on the floor, throwing it across the room, kicking it and everything! The husband got mad and said "What the fuk are you doing?!?" and the doctor says "I'm just kidding, it's already dead!"

I think it's hilarious!

[DSC]

Thats awful

[SRskillaDET]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, i got one! whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?   you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!   the best jokes are totally wrong and disgusting IMO  

[sykikchimp]

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(Edited by sykikchimp at 2:45 am on Feb. 1, 2002)

[whateverjames]

i'd have to say not funny. but that's just my no sense of humorness....or something

[s13cruzer]

yeah i love wicked nasty jokes i think they are the funiest , but that's just some deep seeded problem i must have AAAAAAAAHHHHH need to call my doc for another prescription.....

[SaintlyCharBoy]

i personally hate dead baby jokes, but i must admit i laughed my ass off at teh second

[duderiffic]

NOFX said it best! FUCK THE KIDS!

That's some funny shit!!

[S14Pilot]

On a similar note....

A man gets a call one night from the police saying that his wife had been in a horrible accident and was at a local hospital.

The man rushed to the hospital and was stopped short at her door by a doctor.

&quot;I'm very sorry, sir,&quot; said the doctor. &nbsp;&quot;I have some good news and some bad new. &nbsp;Which would you like to hear first.&quot;

&quot;Let's get the bad news out of the way, doc.&quot; replied the man.

&quot;Well,&quot; the doctor said, &quot;you're wife is basically a vegatable. &nbsp;For the rest of her life, you will have to bathe her, feed her, dress her, take her to the bathroom, wipe her ass, take care of all of her feminine needs. &nbsp;Basically, you will have to care for her in every way for the rest of her living days.&quot;

The man broke down and began to sob.

&quot;What could the good news be?&quot; he asked.

&quot;I'm kidding,&quot; said the doctor. &nbsp;&quot;She's dead.&quot;

[Nismos14]

s14pilot thats the most fucked up shit i've ever heard i was rollin on the floor haha OMG thats horrible tho....... here we go with the morality ppl i can feel it..... ugh LoL

[thewholefnshow]

Pitchforks... oh that's great.

[BlankFlip]

ah man, u al r probably the kind of ppl that liked the movie freddy got fingered w/ tom green. i like his show but i fucking hated that movie, can't believe i sat through the whole thing. i don't think the dead baby jokes r really all that &quot;funny&quot; just cuz i don't really laugh at them or nething.

[BadMoJo]

you people are all SICK!!! SICK I tell ya!! ........but quite funny. :biggrin:

[whateverjames]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from BlankFlip on 12:52 pm on Feb. 1, 2002
ah man, u al r probably the kind of ppl that liked the movie freddy got fingered w/ tom green. i like his show but i fucking hated that movie, can't believe i sat through the whole thing. i don't think the dead baby jokes r really all that &quot;funny&quot; just cuz i don't really laugh at them or nething.
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i felt the same way about that movie. me and my friend rented it and watched it up until he started hitting that fine ass crippled girls legs with a stick. &nbsp;took the DVD out and put in the first holloween movie. i watched the rest of that freddy got fingered movie when my friend left the next day. very few funny parts but i'd have to say the dad in the movie was the only reason with his awesome use of the word fuck. fuck this fuck that what the FUCK are you talking about.

[mbmbmb23]

Whats gross? &nbsp;........a dumpster full of dead babies.


Whats grosser than gross? ......one live one at the bottom eating his way out.

[Archangel]

Those are definately sick, but you kinda chuckle despite the fact its just wrong.

tha's messed up but funny