Help Posting

[boostin808]

Zilvia,

I've been a member for over a month now and I can't post in the for sale section of zilva. Is there something else I need to do besides being a member for more than 30 days?

Thanks in advance,

Matt

[S14DB]

Because, we just don't like you. You smell funny, and your mother dresses you in silly clothes. Above that, you are not very physically appealing. For these reasons, you are not welcome on Zilvia.net, and we'll make this point by denying you access to sell your piece of shit drift missile in our Marketplace. Even though that is the only reason your ugly, smelly, oddly dressed self signed up here. Because you heard from all the other forums (who coincidentally hate us for one reason or another) that our Marketplace is the best in the community. Even though our own members constantly find reasons to bitch about it.


P.S. You have small genitalia.