Best cleaning stuff ever

[RadicalEdward]

earlier today i was out side cleaning bird crap off of my 87 firebird, when a door to door sales man comes up to me trying to sell me somthing...i try to give him the usual brush off but he says "i bet i can get that rust off your rim in under 30 seconds" so i said "ok go for it". he pulls some clear liquid out of his little suit case of tricks and sprays it on the rim and wipes it with a plastic brush thing...and in like 10 seconds its all gone (there was not a whole lot of rust just some on the center cap but i had attempted to get it off my self with some brilloand it was very stuborn)...so at this point i was pretty damn amazed. so the guy said "can i show you my product now" i agreed... the next thing he does is spray an oil stain on my drive way....POOF all gone...so im wondering wtf is this stuff...he askes to go into my house so i say sure he then sprays my carpet and the bottom of a pan that was totaly black...made it as good as new...so at this point im sold and i want to buy it...but he isnt done with his little show yet...he asks if i have young kids in the house i tell him no... he asks if i have pets..."yes 2 dogs" .."do you ever worry about them eating your cleaning supplies...because this *sprays the stuff in his mouth and swallows it with out so much as flinching*:confused: is totaly harmless" ...we then spoke for another 20 mins about all the other accessories he had...i kept him talking to see if he would get sick or drop dead :-p...i bought a load of that stuff in concentrated form (you add water to it) and then asked him if that stuff is really as harmless as he makes it out to be and he said "in all honesty i drank a liter once and all it did was give my diarrhea"...now i didnt ask the sick bastard why he drank a liter but this stuff is crazy ...soon after he left i went out and got all the brake dust and crap off of my annoying to clean tear drop rims in record time (it even got off stuff i couldnt remove before)...this stuff is great...i advise you go out and buy some ...its called "Hy Pro Cleen" (yes cleen not clean) and it cleans anything...it also says you can use it as shampoo...but i dont plan on trying that any time soon...the only problem is aside from this guy i have noooooooooo idea where to buy this stuff not even mighty google knows...i should have bought some more :bash:

[Bill Roberts]

You sure it is not sprite?

Sprite cleans!

I did a search and found the stuff. good tip...I may try some. Sprite most likely leaves a residue.

http://www.hy-pro.com/

[RadicalEdward]

thanks for the site info bill, i dunno why i couldnt find it :confused:...it must have been cause it was late, yes thats why it was late and i was tired :rolleyes:...im pretty sure its not sprite...i just smelt some because you made me suspicious and it smelled like nothing...magic water?...well i guess all i have to say is:
me: :bash:
you: :bowdown:

[Fastback180]

I had this salesman come by like 2 days ago, selling this all natural cleaner from cherries. He demonstrated it on the concrete in front of my house and brushed away the green. Then sprayed my rims. It was called like Pumpers or something. It was an acronim too. And it helped the youth in NC where they were based. Really nice guy. Very humble, I could swear he was like a reverend or something. I had absolutely no cash on me what so ever. Cause I woulda bought it too. It was a bottle of concentrate. Funny, pretty much same stories.