a funny storie

[drifting240sx]

    well after school i went to this opne auto parts store to order my bomex front bumper for my sil-80. while it was being processed  my friend and i went to ace hardware to llok for some grills. this 17 year old guys comes over and asked us about my car, so we start talking and i asked him what kind of car he has. he said he has a "95 mustang gt". he said he races it a lot and soon he will get an engine swap.

i asked him what kind of motor. and you wont believe what he said. he wanted a SPOON ENGINE. my friend and i looked at each other and played along saying that what kind of engine is that? he told us if we saw fast and the furious we were like yeah. he was like all their cars had spoon engines and puts out like 300hp. we were like #### thats a lot. then we just said that we had to go. maybe next time we see him ill tell him about swaping to a sr20 for his mustang gt.haha

[Tuck&Poke]

LMFAO!!!! WHAT A LOOSER.  he doesnt deserve a car.  stupid ass.  and the sorry part is that he got that idea from F&F.  looser... idiot im speachless i didnt know people were that dumb

[chickenmanq]

Once again, #### that movie for making people more moronic than they would otherwise let on.  It never fails to amaze me.

[West]

ROFL.

I love playing along with stupid people like this. Happens every day around here.

One guy told me he had his turbo mounted in his wheels. I was very impressed to say the least.

LOL

[transient]

BWAHAHAHAHA, some people are just stupid. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[Grant]

Fast and the Furious SUCKED. Exemplifies some of the worst acting ever. I've never seen a delsol with hydros until i saw the Fast and the Furious.

Still it wouldn't it be a good idea to swap an RB25 in a mustang? :biggrin: at least it'll stop breaking down all the time??.

[Tuck&Poke]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from WeST on 7:13 pm on Feb. 19, 2002
ROFL.

One guy told me he had his turbo mounted in his wheels. I was very impressed to say the least.

LOL
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oh boy thats about as bad as it gets. &nbsp;i would have told him that the spinning action made it spool better.

[junia]

I'm going to get a spoon rb30dett vtec engine installed into my isuzu rx-7 with a turbo transmission. &nbsp;I'm going to run holley 650 double pumpers on top. &nbsp;I'm going to have the engine periported and run twin APC t88 turbochargers. &nbsp;for the exterior, I'm going to paint my car with about ten different colors so I when I drive by people they'll start to swallow their tongues from the seizure that'll cause. &nbsp;Oh, and don't forget the twin glass pack exhaust, and you know the cars gotta run on some spoked dubs...Oh and don't forget the lexus is300 taillights..

[my240likenoother]

i hear some stupid shit aroung here too
like adding and exhaust increase the hp about 50 hp
i say ohh ya what kind off exhaust is that they say aahh... aahhh i dont rember
lol &nbsp;
or im getting a car and want to make it fast
i say &quot;ohh ya what are you going to put in it <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>&quot;
they say &quot; things to make it go fast&quot; :o

well i give up <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>

[DSC]

ya know if you put a fluxcapacitor on that spoon engine you could go back in time :biggrin:

[chickenmanq]

Man, stop!!! &nbsp;I'm fuckin' dying! &nbsp;If my roomates were here they'd have me committed for cackling so loud at the computer. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> &nbsp;I can barely type! &nbsp;Holley 650 double pumpers and turbo's in the wheels. &nbsp;LOL &nbsp;Ahahahahhahhhahahahaha!!!!! &nbsp;

[tnord]

in all honesty........i love people like that, because it just makes us that much cooler

an excerpt from beavis and butthead:
beavis: you know what i wish butthead
butthead: what's that beavis
beavis: i wish stuff wouldn't suck, so you know, everything would be cool
butthead: no dumbass, stuff has to suck, because like, if stuff didn't suck, then we wouldn't know what's cool

so without that mustang guy, we wouldn't be cool

[Tuck&Poke]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from my240likenoother on 7:35 pm on Feb. 19, 2002
i hear some stupid shit aroung here too
like adding and exhaust increase the hp about 50 hp
i say ohh ya what kind off exhaust is that they say aahh... aahhh i dont rember
lol
or im getting a car and want to make it fast
i say &quot;ohh ya what are you going to put in it <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>&quot;
they say &quot; things to make it go fast&quot; :o

well i give up <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>
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yea i know how ya feel. its like they dont even deserve to be taught. &nbsp;thats why its i come here so i can talk to people that actually know what things like crankshafts are and how many cylinders a v6 has and what the term DOHC means. &nbsp;

[AZN GTR]

some kid in my school told me he has a double clutch system in his automatic protege5, and I froze for a couple seconds, and didn't know what to say, so I told him he's a lucky bastard.

[Tuck&Poke]

ROLF LMFAO!!! im tearing! you guys ever heard of a sequential piston. &nbsp;well its been invented or so this kid in school says. &nbsp;hes gonna make millions. &nbsp;what will they think of next

[AZN GTR]

how does a one speed manual transmission sound?

[s14vaxlr8]

we all like to go to the expo and sit in my friends little 89 civic hb and yell shit like &quot;ive got NOS!!!!&quot; &nbsp;&quot;ive got sequential turbo blowoff wastegates with single overhead daul cams!!!!!!!&quot; lotta rice tickets to go around

[Tuck&Poke]

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how does a one speed manual transmission sound?
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those exist

[twofortysx]

I was buying a new watch at the mall and the kid that worked there asked me how much hp my 240 had stock. &nbsp;He laughed when I told him how much it had, then proceeded to tell me about his 200hp Saturn. &nbsp;I just replied &quot;But, it's a Saturn&quot;. &nbsp;

[wherezmytofu]

i HAT f&amp;F soooooooooo much.....they tok a great company like spoon and bashed it 2 ####.......................spoon engines r very well tuned....for n/a...they r all every high reving(s2k = 11k, ctr = 12k,) engines for n/a applications....thie s2k engine is every close to 300rwhp....but not quite....it's like 310rhp...any how...there is no such fucken thing as a spoon turbo engine......all spoon engines run 11.5up compression pistons....that means if u want like 3psi of booste u better be runing like 96 octane!...............fuck F&amp;F....believe me 100% of the real honda heads...hate F&amp;F to...we bashed it like fuck...those riced up shits!!!!!!!!

[bing]

my buddy with the eclipse gst said his cold air intake added 20-30 hp

[240sxracer]

back in highschool their was this guy who had a stock 80 camaro but if you ask him what he does in the 1/4mile he say 9sec and he really belived his car could do that. one of my country friends had like a 70sumthing ford pickup it was stock too he always tell these stories about how he was doing 180mph down some backroad. since he was one of my friends id always just smile and say wow. when i knew it would do nuthing even close to 180.

[mrfly]

Of course talking about cars is one of my favorite things to do amoung other things. I have so many stories i don't know where to start. I guess I will start with the guys that called my Friends '91 SHO slow because it was a V-6. Hehe, he reved, dumped the clutch and smoked the tires at 40mph in 3rd gear, yeah, it is slow. hehe. Or how my friend likes to think that he was born to race, and has racing in his blood. Yet, he hit my car backing out of the driveway. Hmmmm? I guess he only has skill going fast. :-|

[mike240]

what is DOHC?

LOL. &nbsp;J/K. &nbsp;you people crack me the fuck up. &nbsp;i know what you mean by people talking mad shit about stuff they have no clue about. &nbsp; but for me, &nbsp;sometimes i lose my 'smile and nod and agree patience' and pull their bullshit card and say, &nbsp;you are full of shit. &nbsp;and they're like, &nbsp;naw, really dude. &nbsp;and i'm like, &nbsp;um ok. &nbsp;sure. &nbsp;
junia, you said it best with all those 'bullshit' &nbsp;add ons. &nbsp;LMAO at that. &nbsp;and when i see Z, i'll tell him hi for you.

[thewholefnshow]

A saturn with 200hp. I don't think you can get that with a turbo. And what do you expect, the guy bought that hideous mustang in 95, so you know he is dumb to start. And wow, even if it made 300hp, didn't the 4.6 liter gt motor make like 285 anyways? I know I am streching, but you would think he would know that when he bought it. BUt ya, people are extrodinarily stupid. I have a friend who spent 7000$$$ on his car and he just takes the guys word for it on whatever gets installed. Then he comes and talks to me and I explain what they just installed....

[bladen]

hehehe, yeah, i would have to agree, people are stupid,
i had a friend in Highschool that had a 89 Iroc Z camaro
and he kept telling me His car could beat mine because mine was only a 84 z-28, and he said stuff like he was running 11.yada,yada comperssion with twin superchargers and a somethingorother turbocharger powering the sC's, and he claimed he was pushing like 800 horses and stuff, but he would never open his hood for me to look,
my camaro had an aluminum block 400SB in it with TPI and some nice heads and cams, i was only making like 340rwhp or so, well we raced one night on this road in Salt lake and i stomped his ass into the ground, and i had my t-tops off and my windows down and he had his all closed up, then after i whooped him he said that he was having engine problems all week long and shouldnt have raced me, and wouldnt ever race me again.
he then called me up like 2-3 months later and asked me if i'd come help him do some engine work on his car, and it turned out he pulled his spark plug wires and couldnt remember how they went on, hehe
what an idiot


ohhh yeah, the car had the Stock 350 that came with the car and absolutly NOTHING else,

(Edited by bladen at 10:32 am on Feb. 20, 2002)

[Nismos14]

haha omfg i dont think i've heard that many funny stories in one day LMFAO!

[Kid Zelda]

I don't know ... maybe there's ZUMthing wrong with me ... but I don't think these stroy are that funny ..... they get a grin ....... &nbsp; just a bunch of verbage ....

[wyldchyld7x]

ok ok I have to go back to work now I came home cuz my girl wasn't feeling good, well while she was in the kitchen getting some soda I logged on real quick and checked out this post. &nbsp;Well I am now getting these mean looks from her cuz I am ignoring her and laughing my ass off to this thread hahahahaha. &nbsp;Life is good I'll be back tonight guys till then you've made my day I love you all. :-)

[BadMoJo]

yeah stupid people are quite funny sometimes. and without them, who would we give this great award to???
http://www.eframes.com/ef-cgi/T/Trick2FourD_hotmail_com/5715assclown.jpg

[sykikchimp]

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Thats the funniest shit I ever heard. &nbsp;ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[Tuck&Poke]

ahahaha the assclown award i was wondering what happend to that!

[BlackFox]

Hey everybody, this is my first post.

Thats a great story, I wish I met someone like that so I could smack them upside the head <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

Anyways, I just had to say that the highest HP Saturn is only around 180hp because of their thin engine block walls. I know this because my friend tuns Saturns, not much you can do to them. Oh well..

I can't wait to get my 240, hopefully in a few weeks. I'm getting the VIN checked tomorrow. Anyone know what the dark purple color is called on the '95 240?

[Kid Zelda]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from BlackFox on 2:52 pm on Feb. 20, 2002
Hey everybody, this is my first post.

Thats a great story, I wish I met someone like that so I could smack them upside the head <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

Anyways, I just had to say that the highest HP Saturn is only around 180hp because of their thin engine block walls. I know this because my friend tuns Saturns, not much you can do to them. Oh well..

I can't wait to get my 240, hopefully in a few weeks. I'm getting the VIN checked tomorrow. Anyone know what the dark purple color is called on the '95 240?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Mediterranean blue, IIRC

[RoNx777]

LOL, Maybe he can tell me where I can get a Saleen Silvia...LOLZ

[Kid Zelda]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from RoNx777 on 4<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>1 pm on Feb. 20, 2002
LOL, Maybe he can tell me where I can get a Saleen Silvia...LOLZ</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

hahahahahahahahaha, man you are tooo funny .....

[burgy240]

For all you nissan folks thats a sil-leen!!!

[s13addiction]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

i had one of those the other day! i was kickin it in my friend's shop and some 16 or so year old kid came in and tried to get an sr20 for his integ.... oh man!!! we just told him we couldn't get any... then he proceeded to talk about a motec exhaust that made 50 hp... we told him we didn't have any of those either... finally he just bought a shift light for his automatic integra ls!!! not the tach mind you, but just the light!!!! my friend and i laughed all day... man, morons make life so much more fun!