The "not low enough" thread

[spooled240]

The question is how do you determine if your car is low enough? (sarcasm)

If you don't look at a speedbump as a brick wall then you're not low enough.:bash:

If your car doesn't become a "teeter-totter" over driveways and speedbumps then you're not low enough.





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[essforteen]

If your car doesn't scrape off lane markers your not Low enough!

[ILoveMyRHS13]

If it's convenient to drive into your own driveway or in parking lots, you are not low enough.

If you don't scrape anything, you are not low enough.

If you drive without fearing for your oil pan's life, you are not low enough.

If you have to drive on the crown of the road to avoid getting stuck or dragging everything, you are not low enough.

[DALAZ_68]

this is like a "you know ur a red neck..." sort of thread...

[spooled240]

^haha yeah jeff foxworthy inspired me

If your exhaust looks like it was dropped out of an airplane at 6,000 feet then you're not low enough

[ILoveMyRHS13]

If your exhaust looks like it was dropped out of an airplane at 6,000 feet then you're not low enough
But what if you've got a good quality exhaust and it hangs above frame rails? :wan:

[wh0aitznic0]

If sparks don't fly, your ride's too high.

[spooled240]

But what if you've got a good quality exhaust and it hangs above frame rails? :wan:

i have a hks straight pipe with poly hangers and I scraped it bad yesterday, granted it was a crappy driveway like this /\ :duh:

[Om1kron]

when people look at your car pulling into it's parking space at work and seeing it scrape rain gutters and they all cringe...

you're low enough lol

[charlie321]

If you have air in your tires, your not low enough.

[ayuaddict]

If you look at a dick and your mouth has a strange feeling of emptiness.

your car is not low enough.

[ILoveMyRHS13]

i have a hks straight pipe with poly hangers and I scraped it bad yesterday, granted it was a crappy driveway like this /\ :duh:
HKS isn't really known for hanging high. Oh well, it's just metal piping.

[Teddy]

If your car is not low enough,


your car is not low enough.

[fckillerbee]

If your car is not low enough,


your car is not low enough.

your car is not low enough unless you have so much bumpsteer that it sends you off track multiple times.

[CrazyTrance]

If you have to ask , You're not low enough.

[Teddy]

your car is not low enough unless you have so much bumpsteer that it sends you off track multiple times.

Hey I guess my car was low enough! Hahahaha

[BustedS13]

if your car is geared for performance, you're not low enough
if you don't have any kute boys' numbers, you're not low enough

[DataXUnknown]

If your car actually moves, it's not low enough

[ericcastro]

If you dont break a suspension arm at every event, your not low enough.

[spooled240]

If your suspension arms aren't vertical then you aren't low enough

[BustedS13]

if you've never had sex with an obese woman you're not low enough
if you've never cut valid license plate tags off somebody else's car you're not low enough
if you've never given a bottom rung stripper a ride home you're not low enough
if you've never stolen something at a party you're not low enough

[ericcastro]

If youve never stolen a pulp fiction cd at a party, shoved a hamburger patty into the computers cd tray and then hit a kid in the head with a crescent wrench,........
your not low enough.


I like where busted is taking this.

[cserrano86]

If you dont swerve around a piece of trash on the road, you're not low enough.

[HyperTek]

your not low enough if kids on zilvia are bitching at you =)

[ericcastro]

If you dont swerve around a piece of trash on the road, you're not low enough.

your doing it wrong.


If you've never taken a full tub of new butter and spiked it on the laundryroom floor of someones pad, your not low enough.

[ESmorz]

Stupid thread is stupid.

Back to NASIOC OT...

[spooled240]

If you've never tried to move in on your best friend's gf then you're not low enough

[-LoKi-]

you know your not low enough when your grandma can get out no problem FML

[ericcastro]

If you've never made fun of your half retarded roomate world wide, your not low enough.

My roommate cleaned 2 of the hubcaps on his Toyota and then... - NASIOC (http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1480175)

[udon!]

your not low enough unless your oil pan is touching the ground parked.

[wh0aitznic0]

^^If you're from Shreveport,La...

You're not low enough.

[ayuaddict]

If you've never had sexual intercourse with an overweight stripper on her last period before menopause, you're not low enough.

[-LoKi-]

you know your not low enough when your girls boobs dont bounce

[-LoKi-]

^^If you're from Shreveport,La...

You're not low enough.


Very funny

[ericcastro]

this thread almost had legs................

[alindeman1989]

if you have correct suspension geometry you not low enough.
if your on nico your not low enough
if your pants get tighter when you see men you not low enough

[w0nderbr3ad]

If you've never had sex with a stripper and asked her if she was HIV+ afterwards, you're not low enough.

[blasting_speed]

If anybody has ever told you that your butt hole is as sticky as your butt cheeks you're not low enough.

[bones321]

your not low enough until your front bumper hits a reflector in the road and rips off and hits a CHP officer
your not low enough until people are honking at you out of driveways

[backroadtouge]

If you dont have the sticker "No Skinny chicks, Car will scrape"
your not low enough

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

if you don't care about impressing people on the internet, you're not low enough

[9s13Coupe3SX]

If you have not posted on this thread, your not low enough

[bones321]

if you dont have a "roll over hazard" sticker on your car, you are not low enough

[DataXUnknown]

None of you are low enough

[bones321]

None of you are low enough

sorry wes, were not as low as your shoebarus

wait wait.... was that low enough?

[BustedS13]

if you've never peed blood and said "i hope that goes away" instead of going to the hospital, you're not low enough

[lflkajfj12123]

If your name is Yuta Akaishi

[shiftdrift]

you're not low enough unless you drive sidways on the highway to not bottom out.

[ayuaddict]

If your name is Yuta Akaishi

Don't dare impugn me honor boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?

[BustedS13]

If you've never had sexual intercourse with an overweight stripper on her last period before menopause, you're not low enough.

you know what, you won the thread.

[upsdude]

-your friend *coughjosh* threatens to come to your house and cut your springs.
-people ask where you got your lift kit from:wtc::-/

[ILoveMyRHS13]

If when your friends ask you go to somewhere and you say no because you know damn well that you won't make it into the parking lot, you're not low enough.

[BustedS13]

If when your friends ask you go to somewhere and you say no because you know damn well that you won't make it into the parking lot, you're not low enough.

wouldn't that make you low enough

if you've never sucked dick for coke, you're not low enough

[ayuaddict]

if you've never sucked dick for coke, you're not low enough

if you've never did coke for dick, you're not low enough.

[Weedm]

life goes on.

[Cheesy Doriftos]

if you've never did coke for dick, you're not low enough.

if you've never did coke off a dick, you're not low enough

[Bubbles]

A dick is the only place I will do coke off.

Waste good dick? Not in this lifetime honey.

[franklin93zx]

if you've never done coke off a dick to get more coke to put back on the dick, your not low enough
if you've never questioned your sexuality looking a taylor lautner, your not low enough

[ayuaddict]

if you've never done coke off a dick to get more coke to put back on the dick, your not low enough
if you've never questioned your sexuality looking a taylor lautner, your not low enough

I would fuck that guy.

Anything to get closer to Taylor Swift.

[franklin93zx]

well then... if you wouldn't fuck taylor lautner to get closer to taylor swift, your not low enough

[Bubbles]

R.Pat > Swift > Lautner

[franklin93zx]

I'm a vampire guy myself something about a freakishly pale man sucking on my neck turns me on

[Tearlessj]

If you never been fucked in the ass you are not low enough.





wait.

[Enna]

If you never picked up a transvestite at the bar, your not low enough.

[Tantwoforty]

if your engine still has oil pressure, your not low enough..

on a side note..
i will make you a exhaust that will not scrape the ground, above frame rails with a split down pipe and a flex, kit requires polyurethane tyranny mount...

on a side side note..
if your frame rails are not massacred, your not low enough
if you can have more then 2 people in your car without scraping all the time, your not low enough.

if your car looks like mine, your not low enough.
if you clicked this thread, your not low enough..
if your gun rack has a gun rack.. your not low enough.
if you haven't had sex with 3 female members of the same family, your not low enough.
if you haven't wanked it to girls gone wild infomercials late at nite, your not low enough.
if you haven't wanked off to the penis enlargement infomercials because you couldn't find a girls gone wild infomercial.. your not low enough..
if you watch hanna montanna and dont think about slamming her, your not low enough.
if you havnt stolen coke from a stripper after paying her for sex and then sold that coke for meth to her pimp, your not low enough
if you havnt been to a party with your girlfriend, gotten drunk and tryed to bang all her hot hot Latina friends, your not low enough.
if you are still reading this balln ass funny thread. you might be low enough..

[mytwofourtee]

if you havent fucked a pregnant minor your not low enough.
if your sitting in class with your laptop screen semi closed so the people sitting around you cant read and judge you your not low enough.

[Jayycob]

when you pull into a gas station and someones says "nice honda" your not low enough

[mytwofourtee]

nice honda SUCKS! but i read horrible ones earlier.. the lift kit one had me crackin up in class.

[240sxrb25]

awsome, another low car thread. never seen that before

[mytwofourtee]

just let it last the 2 more days that it will be here and we can all get over it after a few laughs..

[fckillerbee]

nice honda SUCKS! but i read horrible ones earlier.. the lift kit one had me crackin up in class.

wrong forum buddy.

[shiftdrift]

if you've never given a blumpkin for s13 money, you're not low enough.

[Tantwoforty]

awsome, another low car thread. never seen that before
if you dont skullfuck a funny thread like this guy, your not low enough.

[Cheesy Doriftos]

if you've never turned tricks to pay your college tuition, you're not low enough.

[BustedS13]

if you've never foreclosed on an orphanage, you're not low enough

[Jayycob]

Your not low enough because chuck norris said so

[franklin93zx]

if you've never foreclosed on an orphanage, you're not low enough
lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[spooled240]

i like where this thread is going

[BustedS13]

if you've never stolen puppies to make a coat, you're not low enough

[joeapple8]

if you never been in an orgy you're not low enough...
if you're still high from smoking that bud, you're not low enough

[spooled240]

if you've never pushed a man in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs you're not low enough

[Cheesy Doriftos]

if you've never ate a bacon double cheeseburger in front of a starving child, you're not low enough.

[BustedS13]

if you've never put a McChicken inside a McDouble and eaten it as one sandwich, you're not low enough

[Tantwoforty]

if you have never taken lsd and tryed to have sex with a senile elderly lady, your not low enough

[BustedS13]

if you've never washed your dick with hand soap in your girlfriend's parents' bathroom sink, and then dried with the hand towel, you're not low enough.

[Zachsta]

If you've never slayed the dragon, you aren't low enough.

[sleep]

nice honda SUCKS! but i read horrible ones earlier.. the lift kit one had me crackin up in class.

Don't think you got that one jr.

[sleep]

if you've never washed your dick with hand soap in your girlfriend's parents' bathroom sink, and then dried with the hand towel, you're not low enough.

Guess i'm low enough!

[BustedS13]

Guess i'm low enough!

Team Dirty Dicks. ♥

[Tantwoforty]

Guess i'm low enough!
i dry off with the bath towel..
but pretty much hit the nail on the head..
dont you have the awkward walk to the bathroom?
i got stopped and had to have a conversation once..
anyway..
if you have never shaved your pubed with your moms boyfriends shaver, you are not low enough.

[raul_gotbeat]

u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol

[raul_gotbeat]

if u pay with an EBT card at the market and it dosent get approved, ur definitely low enough....hahahaha

[BustedS13]

u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol

so what you're saying is that if you're low enough, you are, in fact, shit.

that explains this picture

http://motormavens.com/emAlbum/albums/Antonio%20Alvendia/Feature%20Cars/Yuta%20Akaishi%20Shakotan%20S30%20Datsun%20240Z/IMG_9432_yuta_shakotan_S30_240Z%20copy.jpg

i still love you

[wh0aitznic0]

u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol

Shut the fuck up.

[SlideWell]

if you dont cringe when a heavy set person wants to ride in your car, you're not low enough.

[BustedS13]

if you dont cringe when a heavy set person wants to ride in your car, you're not low enough.

senior year of high school, my s13 scraped the school speed bumps when it was my carpool day. my buddy's sister and her friend were both fatties and sat in the back. bad times.

[frsh4]

If you park in your drivway, your not low enough.

[Jayycob]

when your takin a shit, and if the water doesn't splash up to hit ur butt hole, you're not low enough

[sleep]

Team Dirty Dicks. ♥

We need moar stickars!

[Sileighty_DRFT89]

if you lose body panels from road reflectors while changing lanes, your not low enough.

if you have to pass on that one great date that might get you "lucky" just because you know you can't make it into the parking lot or over speedbumps where she wants to go, your not low enough

if you have don't have people cussing you out and honking because you can't make it out of a burger king drive thru and are holding up the line, your not low enough

all my other ones have been covered I think

[Unknown007]

I got stuck at taco bell drive through!!! If your car moves you're not low enough PERIOD!!!

[Weedm]

if you've never used your financial aid money to buy car parts, you're not low enough.

[shiftdrift]

if you've never kicked a dog, you're not low enough.
p.s. if you make team dirty dicks stickers, i want one.

[franklin93zx]

If you look in your pants and it looks like you're hiding a squirrel in there your not low enough
If you make a gay post saying " u aint shit if ur not low enough...lol" your obviously not low enough
If you weren't completely wasted and yet still agreed to sweet passionate butt sex your not low enough

[Matej]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2217/2194847190_246b4d38ca.jpg

[BustedS13]

if you know the difference between "your" and "you're", yore not low enough

[backroadtouge]

If you don't wear shoes because the added rise in hight gives you vertigo, you should probably go see a doctor, and he will tell you, "You're not low enough."

[nismo racer]

If you don't love chicks with dicks, you're not low enough

[BoostSlideWayz]

When you see a speed bump... and your not looking out the side of your window like your offroading.. your not low enough.

[frsh4]

if u don't dream about your route for the next day trying to remember every pot hole and messed up road, your not low enough.

[airsoft]

If you haven't punched a baby, you're not low enough...

Question is... now... WHO IS LOW ENOUGH???

[xBtony]

When ur car gets stuck at target over some tiny speed bump, and all ur friends have to push ur car over it. lol

When a paper bag from carls jr gets stuck under ur front lip, and u drag it through a parking lot

[BustedS13]

if u dont type like a 16 yr old grl, ur not low enuff

[ILoveMyRHS13]

If you've never had to USE a paper bag from Carls Jr to cover a transvestites face, you're not low enough.

[TeamFRAT]

If you've never had to use a transvestite to cover Carl Jr's face....you're not low enough...

[spooled240]

if you can hold a fart in then you're not low enough

[wh0aitznic0]

If you've never held enough farts in to make your abdomen hurt, you're not low enough.

[dOMEmE]

if you never farted, but actually sharted,your not low enough!

[dOMEmE]

so am i low?????? or not?

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq114/jdminspiredcd7/23577_384607696362_101069716362_440.jpg

[kouki fanatic]

If youve never stolen a pulp fiction cd at a party, shoved a hamburger patty into the computers cd tray and then hit a kid in the head with a crescent wrench,........
your not low enough.


I like where busted is taking this.
lmfao, a hamburger patty into a cd tray?

[kouki fanatic]

if you don't jack-off to russian mom sex on youjizz.com, you sir, are NOT low enough

[wh0aitznic0]

^^Hit an all time low.

[BustedS13]

so am i low?????? or not?

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq114/jdminspiredcd7/23577_384607696362_101069716362_440.jpg

depends, how much meth can you pack into the frame rails

[Tearlessj]

so am i low?????? or not?

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq114/jdminspiredcd7/23577_384607696362_101069716362_440.jpg
You are not low.


If your car is not cool, you are not low enough.

[nieko]

and you are clearly parked on a slant....

[TeamFRAT]

If natural disasters DON'T make you laugh, you are not low enough..

[dOMEmE]

and you are clearly parked on a slant....

LMAO..i was hoping you wouldnt notice that.:p

[Cheesy Doriftos]

so am i low?????? or not?

http://i43.tinypic.com/3524tx4.png

[BustedS13]

so am i low?????? or not?

http://i43.tinypic.com/3524tx4.png

hyphy.
hellas.

[frsh4]

and you are clearly parked on a slant....

It looks like he has 15' wheels

Your not low enough is you never laugh at a "special" kid

[Cheesy Doriftos]

hyphy.
hellas.

illest

msglength

[Om1kron]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/My%20Cars/1996%20240sx%20Kouki/2009-12-21%20-%20ouch/2009-12-21011.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/My%20Cars/1996%20240sx%20Kouki/2009-12-21%20-%20ouch/2009-12-21008.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/om1kron/My%20Cars/1996%20240sx%20Kouki/2009-12-21%20-%20ouch/2009-12-21006.jpg

if driveways aren't you enemy at maximum angle...

well, you know the rest.

[dOMEmE]

It looks like he has 15' wheels

Your not low enough is you never laugh at a "special" kid

actually 16's with big van tires.... =]

[Tantwoforty]

so am i low?????? or not?

http://i43.tinypic.com/3524tx4.png
if your car dose not look like a low budget spacecraft from the 90's you are not low enough.
if you dont look as cool as this guy, you will never be low enough.

[BlueKpS13]

This thread is gay. Post pictures of your "low" car, or gtfo...if you have a low car that it.

[dOMEmE]

This thread is gay. Post pictures of your "low" car, or gtfo...if you have a low car that it.

if your this guy...your not low enough..

[BlueKpS13]

if your this guy...your not low enough..

Im not low enough, you can never be low enough

[BlueKpS13]

you can never be low enough
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[shiftdrift]

gtfo, you fail at life.

[dOMEmE]

gtfo, you fail at life.

i agree...

[wh0aitznic0]

This thread is gay. Post pictures of your "low" car, or gtfo...if you have a low car that it.

Shut the fuck up.

[Jayycob]

If you've never had to USE a paper bag from Carls Jr to cover a transvestites face, you're not low enough.

If you haven't eaten at Carls Jr. and used the paper bag with all of your left overs in it, to use as a condom to have anal with the same transvestite, you sir...are not low enough

[Tantwoforty]

This thread is gay. Post pictures of your "low" car, or gtfo...if you have a low car that it.
if you dont know about http://zilvia.net/f/chat/196161-how-low-your-dd.html you are not low enough

[nathanong87]

If zilvia tells you to lower your car, you aint low enough!

[kouki fanatic]

so am i low?????? or not?

http://i43.tinypic.com/3524tx4.png
LMFAOoooooooooooooooooo

[z2roll4life7]

If Ever Used a Coin to Show off how low you are
You're not low enough

[Unknown007]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9053/04031016562201.jpg

Not low enough!!!Hahaha that's my car.

[spooled240]

if you can see daylight under your car then you're not low enough

[Unknown007]

^^^Agreed.

[Weedm]

^ agree x2

[urmyhero4now]

if you can see daylight under your car then you're not low enough

It gets dark as night under my infiniti.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4069/4423714178_b0b610dd6b_o.jpg

[matts13vert]

if you did not get stuck on this driveway u are not low enough
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s234/matthsk/23577_384607581362_101069716362_440.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s234/matthsk/23577_384607571362_101069716362_440.jpg
:Ownedd:

[dOMEmE]

^^^ haha,my lip broke that day...it tucked under!

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Anybody would get stuck on that shit.

[urmyhero4now]

^^^my stock car would get stuck in that driveway.

If you dont get stuck in this driveway like my q did during wekfest...your not low enough.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4488407197_a4f5821a20_o.png

[sleep]

you can never be low enough

Unless you're a full *Pinked*............

Pinked for use of sexual slur

[sleep]

If Ever Used a Coin to Show off how low you are
You're not low enough

If you don't capitalize half your fucking sentence, and use no punctuation.........You're not low enough

(most annoying fucking thing in the world....ITS GRADE SCHOOL ENGLISH :fawkd:)

[Unknown007]

urmyhero4now:You make me want my Q back. :( I'll get another someday but under my car it gets dark too hahaha.Hey post a front picture so I can see that oil pan clearance and post your girls car.

My Q that I had:
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4961/dsc07381x.jpg
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/8581/dsc07385.jpg

[spooled240]

Unless you're a full *Pinked*............

Pinked for use of sexual slur

pwnt :rofl:

[Tantwoforty]

Unless you're a full *Pinked*............

Pinked for use of sexual slur
if you get pinked on the not low enough thread after doing some coke off a dick for more coke to do off of more dicks, you are not low enough..

[yellowxhoodie]

if you dont scrape the bottom of your doors on curbs when you open them, your not low enough

[Unknown007]

if you dont scrape the bottom of your doors on curbs when you open them, your not low enough

I park away from curbs or they won't open.=D If you don't take bumps and dips with a slammed car like a champ your not low enough.Hahaha............

[S14_Kouki]

This thread has gotten really really random

[Bubbles]

Australian measurement of lowness.




if you did not get stuck on this driveway u are not low enough
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s234/matthsk/23577_384607581362_101069716362_440.jpg

[spooled240]

if your asshole doesn't tighten and eat a chunk of cushion from your seat when you go over a speedbump then you're not low enough

[Z_Spool]

This thread has gotten really really random

You're doing it wrong... lemme fix that for you.

If this thread has gotten really really random, you're not low enough

[rollout240]

if you've never called out your gf's moms name while nailing the gf.. you're not low enough.

[kouki fanatic]

if you havn't pissed into a stall form about 5 feet away in a public restroom, you sire, are NOT low enough

[PHAS3D]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/skatendavie/2-5.jpg

I am not low enough. But the slamming will commence once i have my license plate. haha

[rollout240]

to the top. just cus...

if your car makes it on to the lift your not low enough...

if your car is drivable.... you not low enough.

[jstyle180]

My Q45.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/VIPq45/My%20Q45/DSC_0081.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/VIPq45/My%20Q45/30879_114746565226638_1000007388663.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/VIPq45/My%20Q45/30879_114745945226700_1000007388663.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/VIPq45/My%20Q45/30879_114746248560003_1000007388663.jpg

[90hatchie]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs507.ash1/29938_10150202389620652_764790651_12553147_6645095 _n.jpg

after i got my rear coils where i wanted them
i still have yet to touch the fronts as the car isnt drivable yet

[Karlitos]

If you can slide a piece of paper under your car, your not low enough...

[ayuaddict]

My Q45.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a130/VIPq45/My%20Q45/DSC_0081.jpg


What the fuck happened to your quarter panels?

[Enna]

Looks like he extended them. I was just staring at that same thing.

[slamburger]

if you can drive through an automatic car wash your car is not low enough...

[jspec240]

you know your cars low enough if Fat Chicks Scrape!!!!!

[Z33dori]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4058/4472148736_8564ed0afb_o.jpg

need to cut the rear springs..... level it out..... or put some fat slicks back there

front is good tho
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2732/4472203876_ed601af7af_o.jpg

[240drifter1]

if you can drive through an automatic car wash your car is not low enough...
I got stuck in one of those and the guys working there had to push me out in my truck haha
All my cars ride lowww
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p61/kornothekob/New%20truck%20pics/0401000926.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p61/kornothekob/New%20truck%20pics/030.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p61/kornothekob/0504001437.jpg

[drftem]

ill add one
If you put aero on your car to get it to be lower ,your not low enough.

[payne219]

Lmao this thread is funny.

[Weedm]

if you've never had a mcckicken with mac sauce, you're not low enough.

[payne219]

if you dont know what the term "slappin lettuce" means, your not low enough.

[punxva]

howa bout if your car isnt low enough your not low enough. post whores haha

[jstyle180]

What the fuck happened to your quarter panels?

Looks like he extended them.

What Enna said.

[Slidin' Sam]

If you can drive your drift car every where in Japan, you are DEFINATELY not low enough.

If your girlfriend enjoy's riding in your car, you are not low enough.

If you do not notice manhole covers while driving, you are not low enough.

If you are focused more on the drivers around you, as opposed to the condition of the road ahead, you are not low enough.

If your passenger seat has no weight limit, your not low enough.

[Gizmo_S13]

If you're having sex with your ex and you call her Olivia Munn while you are doing her you aren't low enough. HAHAHAAAH Good times :-)

[maxxdsix]

If you dont fear for your fenders/tires when your friend gets in the car, your not low enough.

[moocowmoo]

if you didnt start this thread ---> http://zilvia.net/f/s-chassis/328803-just-got-my-stolen-car-back.html

you arent low enough

[thenooblet]

if youre not scraping on fire ants, youre not low enough.

[Rut Ro]

if you didnt start this thread ---> http://zilvia.net/f/s-chassis/328803-just-got-my-stolen-car-back.html

you arent low enough

99.99999999% of us aren't low enough by those standards.

[niteridaz503]

If ur not tucking lug nutz ur not low enough....

If you don't fear of leaving your intercooler behind when your girl wants to go to the mall ur not low enough....

If you haven't banged your new neighbors hot fiance after being invited to their BBQ u sir are not low enough LOL....

[Brokenspacebar]

SLAM UR FUKING ROLL CENTER TO THE FLOOR! HAHAAHAH jk im drunjk ahhaahah

[Brokenspacebar]

LOL i just read a "I NEED TO CUT MY SPINGS" how many coils thoug? u need to accelerate that sag big boy!

[CleanAndLegit]

if you dont take speed bumps sideways in front of a cop, you are not low enough.

[CleanAndLegit]

if you can still type when your drunk, your not low enough

[Epic.Movement]

if you dont take speed bumps sideways in front of a cop, you are not low enough.

if you get a ticket from doing this (friends have) and if the cop says "your to low" and if you dont respond "im not low enough" you are not low enough.

[n240sxfnatic]

Im so low that I cant even see this thead because I accidentally deleted the internet

[NISSANKiDdJDM]

If youve never fucked your friends girl while he's in the next room and he doesnt know where she is, your not low enough.

[CleanAndLegit]

if you get a ticket from doing this (friends have) and if the cop says "your to low" and if you dont respond "im not low enough" you are not low enough.
lmao!

:keke:

[niteridaz503]

If you have to ask yourself you are not low enough

[RurouniMidnight]

if you don't get a ticket from an officer stating your body line must not exceed the bottom of your wheel your not low enough... true story.

[Brokenspacebar]

im lower than chuck norris

[Kaizen.]

if you can see your tire between the wheels and fender, your not low enough

if you can enter all driveways and shopping centers with no problems, your not low enough

if your reading this, your not low enough

if you aint rocking out with your cock out, your not low enough

[blasting_speed]

If Chuck Norris says ''you're not low enough''. You're not low enough.

[niteridaz503]

if you aint haingin out with your wang out you're not low enough.

[spooled240]

if you know the difference between "your" and "you're" then you're writing skills are not low enough

[fckillerbee]

so who would be low enough?

[NismoDriverS13]

if ants are not ducking everytime u drive by, ur not low enough.

[cc4usmc]

Learn Your Damn Homophones (http://learnyourdamnhomophones.com/)

Scroll to the bottom.

[NISSANKiDdJDM]

If your aero falls off in the freeway from hitting a road turtle...your not low enough.

[2_slow_40]

If you've never done coke off of a road turtle, then YOU'RE not low enough.

[n240sxfnatic]

if you've never done coke off of a road turtle, then you're not low enough.

lol win//////

[cameronbialac]

If you haven't wacked it to the Katy Perry - California music video, you're not low enough.

YouTube - Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg "California Gurls" Official Music Video HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY)

[ILLES13]

If you haven't wacked it to the Katy Perry - California music video, you're not low enough.

YouTube - Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg "California Gurls" Official Music Video HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY)

Guilty.


MSG Length

[slideslidegnarslide]

if youve never had sex with a girl,nutted on her back, then threw her a towel and said "clean yourslef up" , and just walked out ,,,,,,,, your definatly not low enough

if youve never broke into a girls house you hate, steal her parents car, pick all your friends up, have a party in her house, stole all her alc , put swords through the walls and took all the coats in the closet put them on the floor and shit on them, alllll while she was on vacation, your not low enough

[LimeLite Racing]

If you've never done coke off of a road turtle, then YOU'RE not low enough.

Lmao................ Road turtle....

[slideslidegnarslide]

if you've never put a McChicken inside a McDouble and eaten it as one sandwich, you're not low enough


mcgangbang ftw!!!!!!

[NISSANKiDdJDM]

If youve never jammed to party in the usa, your love is
my drug, OR california girls in heavy traffic your not gay enough...i mean low enough.

[h2v7]

if youve never had sex with a girl,nutted on her back, and just walked out ,,,,,,,, your definatly not low enough




fixed


.........

[janders211]

If you don't have 2 fake smoke detectors "for angles" in your kids bathrooms over the shower- just for when your babysitter stays over you aren't low enough.

Then, when you make sammich for the babysitter and you get a: "Gross, what's on this?" -if you don't mouth the word "Me" to him with a raging boner - you're not low enough

btw-
(take the crusts off so you don't accidentally give that sammich to your kid).

[rms13Mike]

if you dont take speed bumps sideways in front of a cop, you are not low enough.

if you do that and cop pulls you and say "wish you were low enough to necessarily do that huh?" and proceeds to laugh at your spring strut combo setup, you are not low enough... not even close:cry:

[KOUKIboy]

If you are not afraid of road debris like plywood you are not low enough

If a fat chick gets in your car and it doesn't scrape you are not low enough

[niteridaz503]

If you spend a coupple hundred dollars on that fancy low pro jack and you can fit it under your car to jack it up, you are not low enough

If you've ever been at a restaurant and havent told the people on the table next to you to shut their nagging baby the fuck up because your trying to have a conversation you are not low enough LOL.

[Bboy/dorikun88]

If you never ate ice cream in front of a fat person running on a treadmill your not low enough.

if your name is josh your not low enough. lol

[spooled240]

if your pignose lip is not missing a section off the driver's side then you're not low enough lol

[fckillerbee]

If your name is teddy your not low enough

[2_slow_40]

If you've never done coke off of a treadmill on high speed, you're not low enough, or fast enough.

[markapple0507]

if your car can get towed onto a flatbed, or with anything else for that matter, after it has left you broken down, You're not low enough haha

[BustedS13]

if you aren't sponsored by Goldline you're not low enough