Cobra Kai Old Guy Me Oh My (Epic Beard Man)

[ESmorz]

I bring this to Loud Noises because of the ensuing racism debate.

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For the impatient.

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[murda-c]

lmfao what the fuck.

"ay he beatin that n**** ass!"

it sucks when you get your ass beat by a SENIOR CITIZEN then you need to ask the bus driver to call and ambulance for you hahah

You shouldnt mess with a guy when you're about eye level with his manly ass beard.

[ESmorz]

call and ambulance for you hahah


Amber Lamps?

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[ryguy]

it sucks when you get your ass beat by a SENIOR CITIZEN then you need to ask the bus driver to call and ambulance for you hahah

You shouldnt mess with a guy when you're about eye level with his manly ass beard.

Thank you sir for making my day. :keke:

Really though, just some stupidness all around there. Can't say the guy didn't have it coming to him.

[Jtuned_andy]

Oh shit he leakin'!

[upsdude]

LOL!!! it was like watching uncle Jesse from the Dukes of hazzard beat up Ol' Dirty bastard :rofl:

AND he had a fanny pack on!

[ronmcdon]

Yeah he deserved it, lmao

Seems to me like it was just some misunderstanding handled poorly on both sides.
The bitches on the bus instigating sure helped a lot.

[dkwasherexd]

awesome!!!!!

[DreamN]

lol idiot deserved it.

[Enna]

I'm not going to say much, it was deserved. And the stupid bitch with the camera should learn to shut her mouth.

[revat619]

HAHAHAHAHAHA that was great! Dude totally deserved it.

[ESmorz]

The youtube video comments and the encyclopedia dramatic post on this video are truly disparaging though.

On a lighter note.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8145/ebmfuneral.jpg

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[85turbo_s12]

bwaahahahahahaha that was fuckin great....

[Otto347]

Holy christ, best video in a while!

[ESmorz]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg102/KingGalantVr4/Epic-beard-man-WHOAAA-BLACK-BETTY-A.jpg

[kandyflip445]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That video was awesome. Can anyone do some captions or like a script of what was said? I couldn't make out everything. But it sounds like how someone else in this thread put it, poorly handled on both ends.

That old guy messed him up though. lol Probably on roids for some medical condition and went into roid rage. LOL

[los_inc]

so much win in that video. i'm tearing that shit was so funny.

[bkg775]

thats just wrong i dont care what color you are. Dude should fought the camera lady for instigating that. Prime example of keeping it too real hahaha.

[jorge1190]

The old guys shirt said " I am a motherfucker". You should know he is a badass as soon as you see that.

[S13Boosts]

hahahhahah!

[allntrlundrgrnd]

only loud noises coming from this should be laughter....because that was fucking hilarious.

AMBER LAMPS!

[Matej]

Apparently this is the same guy.
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[exitspeed]

I don't know what was said (no sound on my work pc) but I know that young people think they can bully older folks. It's good seeing an older person beating some young dudes ass.

[fckillerbee]

I don't know what was said (no sound on my work pc) but I know that young people think they can bully older folks. It's good seeing an older person beating some young dudes ass.

same here....all I saw was the old man get up to leave...and the younger guy came up to him....old man had his way.

[ronmcdon]

hard to say what transpired between the geezer & fat coolio

based on the convo,
old guy mentioned something about getting to a funeral on friday.
He didn't appear confrontational
black dude then starts mouthing off something racial.
(it's hard to decipher the black dude too, because his english is hard to understand)

geezer then gets defensive.
based on the limited footage,
I'd say the black guy misunderstood the geezer & started the whole fight.

however, looking at how the old guy reacted after the fight,
it's is possible the geezer isn't right in the head either.

[Touge Noob S13]

LOL, the girl with the headphones didnt even care about what was going on.

[Bluejayde]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k54/Xemnas_89/AmberLamps.jpg

[DreamN]

^ :rofl: :rofl:

[roboticnissan]

Just another black guy that thinks he is tuff cuz he is black. Got what he deserved and got it from a senior citizen. Bet his friends are laughing at him big time

[SimpleSexy180]

Lmao. Amber lamps. Holy shit.

[keistyle]

hard to say what transpired between the geezer & fat coolio

based on the convo,
old guy mentioned something about getting to a funeral on friday.
He didn't appear confrontational
black dude then starts mouthing off something racial.
(it's hard to decipher the black dude too, because his english is hard to understand)

geezer then gets defensive.
based on the limited footage,
I'd say the black guy misunderstood the geezer & started the whole fight.

however, looking at how the old guy reacted after the fight,
it's is possible the geezer isn't right in the head either.


you missed the very beginning.

The older gentleman had inquired about a spit shinning service. The younger man, then informed the older man, that those services are not offered by him, and took it as a racist remark.

The older man was racist. If he asked me for a spit shine, i would have gotten pissed too, I would have been a bit more passive though because i respect his generation more so than I do mine.

In the end, younger man got what he deserved for hitting him.

[Touge Noob S13]

The black dude kept on saying "AC Transit" and the old guy misheard him and thought he was offering to shine his shoes.

[ESmorz]

IAAM- How much will you charge me for a spitshine?

Amber Lamps- Wha?

IAAM-How much will you charge me to shine my stacey adams? Im going to a funeral on friday.

Amber Lamps- Why?

IAAM- Hm?

Amber Lamps- You hear what I said just now? Why a brotha gotta spitshine yo' shoes?

IAAM - Hey man you offered!

Amber Lamps - I didnt offer you shit.

IAAM- What did you just say when you walked by me?

Amber Lamps - I said WHA-Whay a fuckin brotha gotta spitshine yo' shoes.

IAAM- Eeeh you don't have to

Amber Lamps- Why a white man cant shine his shoes?

IAAM- It could be a chinaman, It dont matter

Amber Lamps- Look dude

IAAM- I aint predjudice.. You think I'm predjudice?

Amber Lamps- Look dude, Take your ass back up there get the fuck out mah face right now

Something like that.

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MateJ

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[NismoDriverS13]

WOW!!! that has to be Epic Video of the month!

[XnTroubleX]

Regardless if hes metally unstable,, he took his caucasian ass to the front of the bus and this gentlemen from the african american decent followed him running his mouth and it all ended with epic win!!

Holy crap,, I just watched the mortal combat video and I just about spit up my drink laughing!!

[HalveBlue]

So...

video starts off with with an in-progress conversation between Old Boy and Homeboy about spit shining some shoes.

Old Boy moves to the front of the bus, Homeboy says something about putting his foot up old boy's ass.

Old Boy tells Homeboy he'll sock or slap the shit out of homeboy; Homeboy then proceeds to the front of the bus and starts getting grabby.

Old Boy unleashes carnage.

Homeboy tells Old Boy he's gonna fuck him up, while pints of blood are pouring down his face.

Hmm...

Lesson learned: Don't touch old people, they're dangerous.


P.S.: First thing I thought when I saw Old Boy was Vietnam Vet. I guess I was right, as it seems that "Vietnam Tom" has quite a reputation in the Bay Area.

[los_inc]

vietnam tom for president.

[ronmcdon]

you missed the very beginning.

The older gentleman had inquired about a spit shinning service. The younger man, then informed the older man, that those services are not offered by him, and took it as a racist remark.

The older man was racist. If he asked me for a spit shine, i would have gotten pissed too, I would have been a bit more passive though because i respect his generation more so than I do mine.

In the end, younger man got what he deserved for hitting him.

Lol, I see.
I missed the whole 'spit-shine' thing.
very odd service to request from a stranger in a bus, undestandable offensive.
between the black dude's poor english, Beard Man's dementia, something drastic was bound to happen.

I lived in SF for a number of years and took the bus every day.
Mentally unstable ppl ride the bus all the time.
You just don't go about provoking them & expect nothing to happen.
Fights aren't uncommon, but few approach the comical proportions of this farce.

[BIG_J]

:Ownedd:woooo

[Bubbles]

Epic beard and his name is Tom Slick, this guy hit the human lotto.

[exitspeed]

Hey, people in San Fransisco, DON'T FUCK WITH VIETNAM TOM!

If you see that dude, and he says some racist shit, kindly smile, and then when he's not lookin, RUN. If you are lucky he will not catch up to you and whoop you're ass.

Old people are racist. Old white people are racist, old black people are racist, old Native American people are racist. It was just a different time. It doesn't make it right, but that's how the fuck it is. Disagree with me? Well let me get Tom Slick on the phone and I will have him come over an explain.

[ESmorz]

Well let me get Tom Slick on the phone and I will have him come over an explain.

Do it.

:bow:

[Drift N Dragg]

That made my Day!

[Brian]

It's hilarious that the kid is still runnin' his mouth after he got his face punched in.

He calls the white man the N word, too. How come?

[exitspeed]

It's hilarious that the kid is still runnin' his mouth after he got his face punched in.

He calls the white man the N word, too. How come?

Prolly some dain bramage.

[HalveBlue]

Prolly some dain bramage.

Was said brain damage a pre or post-fight occurrance?

None of the people involved in this situation strike me as the brightest stars in the midnight sky.

[sdterrible1]

This dude is the combination of all the Greek Gods! For real fuc*in bad
ass!!

Become his friend, and let the revolution begin!!

Welcome to Facebook | Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Epic-Beard-Man/308927103140?ref=nf)

[ViciousCesar!]

damn you Esmorz! i wanted to post that 'Mortal konmbat' video. lol

but here's a link to the video, back story, transcript, awesome Jpegs and everything else...

Epic Beard Man | Know Your Meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/epic-beard-man)

[DreamN]

I have become a fan of Epic Beard Man. Dude is legit.

[95KA-Turbo]

Please tell me everyone else noticed the back of his shirt says "I AM a motherfucker".

[DreamN]

Yes, people have noticed that.

[foreverdark]

Oh man LMFAO!!! That made my night! Thank you.

[brndck]

there need to be more humans unwilling to take shit.
i'm not advocating violence, just suggesting that people stick up for themselves.
i don't think toms actions appeared racially motivated at all.

[Bubbles]

“bring M&M’s”

That's what I thought the entire first time I watched it.

[NINJASPY]

both of them are trying to get the last word in... last word wins!, young dude goes to the back with the last word, before old dude insults him again and young dude goes back to the front to put his last words in,.... only to get smashed... WHILE HOLDING THE BAR!! LOL

Its stupid how the camera lady is egging the young dude to beat his ass... then she screams omg and whatnot to get him to stop.

[MikeisNissan]

lol yet he still goes and takes beard mans bag so fucking funny.

[DreamN]

Actually dude didn't take it. The girl recording this whole thing did.

[Mister.E]

i just saw this for the first time today and i enjoyed every second of the epic beat down.

[Otto347]

Heres the explanation

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[illvialuver]

thats great. Dont mess with vets, cause they have seen shit that you can not even comprehend, all in the name of uncle sam and his pursuit of capitalists gains and enforcing freedom. Respect your elders and do not be so sensitive as to turn everything you here into racism. Because most times its not, and you might end up tryin to keep it real and have it go wrong.

also makes me wonder what the black girls on the back of the bus would have said if the black guy beat up the old white guy? yeah killim, get that white bastard.

Racism is ignorance, so don't be ignorant.

[ronmcdon]

I think it would be a better world,
if it were socially acceptable to punch instigators (male or female).
the fat black chicks on the bus are just about the worst ppl, imo.

[Bubbles]

I think it would be a better world,
if it were socially acceptable to punch instigators.



Tom Slick is trying to do something about that.

Tom Slick is a Motherfucker.


Are you?

[Otto347]

I think it would be a better world,
if it were socially acceptable to punch instigators (male or female).
the fat black chicks on the bus are just about the worst ppl, imo.

Amen, telling pinky to beat his white ass but when the tables are turned and pinky starts getting fucked up then they yell at Tom Slick to leave him alone. Fuck that stupid bitch, and she should have her hands cut the fuck off for stealing his bag afterwards.

[DreamN]

Actually I believe she was calling Tom Slick pinky. "Say it again, pinky."

[Enna]

Regardless, he had it coming. The stupid bitch in the back should've gotten it as well.

[RurouniMidnight]

wow this is awsome! Tom Slick your a badass thanks for cleaning up the scum of the earth.

[Silviaoneday]

Tom Slick is awesome!! I would buy that guy a cup of coffee and a pack of cigs any day! It's sad to say but this is just an example what people like him deal with on a daily basis!

[ranger240]

vietnam tom is the real-life version of this guy..


http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/il-duce.jpg

except without all the guns

[jspaeth]

^ Holy shit I completely agree!

[Otto347]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Fuck yeah he is!

[drift_limo]

Just another black guy that thinks he is tuff cuz he is black. Got what he deserved and got it from a senior citizen. Bet his friends are laughing at him big time

so true.
karma is a bitch. dude was a felon on parole with a conseald weapon(knife) his ass when back to the pen house. he must of missd bubba for those late nights..

Video: 67yr Old Beard Man On Why He Went Off On Dude In The Bus! "I Hit Him With The Ali Shuffle. They Stole MY Money & Bag. Hes A Murderer." + Starts Crying With Speaking On The Death of His Mother (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhfZwh9u9StG1240MH)

dude is a vet hero. shit .
he did right!!

[karl wasabi]

I saw this earlier today. I love how there is a thread of it already. haha.

This guy is my new hero. I wish I could grow a burly white beard as a tribute to him. LOL.

[ESmorz]

Karl, you're just late to the party. Shit's been around for a week haha.

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[DreamN]

LoL This is getting more interesting. Hopefully there are more interviews. Tom's story changes each time a bit so it's quite entertaining. Michael seemed as if he was definitely putting up a bit of a front in this video though.

[180sExy]

LMAO I've been offline for a min an this was my 1st time seeing this! HOLY CRAP THIS GUY IS MY HERO!!!! lolz crazy,nuts an KICKS ASS! lolz I wanna buy him a beer! I would love to see him drunk on a bus!

[Otto347]

Black dude pulled a 180, fuck that dude. He was "hood" now hes straight up Carlton from fresh prince.

Dont get me wrong, Tom Slick is missing some marbles upstairs but this dude sucks.

[driftsilvias13]

Black dude pulled a 180, fuck that dude. He was "hood" now hes straight up Carlton from fresh prince.

Dont get me wrong, Tom Slick is missing some marbles upstairs but this dude sucks.

HAHA the way he is talking in the video caught me off guard!

EDIT: HOLY CRAP THAT BLACK GUY IS 50?!?!!?!?

[codyace]

Black dude pulled a 180, fuck that dude. He was "hood" now hes straight up Carlton from fresh prince.

Dont get me wrong, Tom Slick is missing some marbles upstairs but this dude sucks.

aaaaaaaaaahahahhaha

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zGnH6HWaAi0/SwmjYTJuMDI/AAAAAAAAED4/C5hMNu5zeec/s400/Carlton_Banks.JPG


that's right on spot though. why not act 'normal'....just goes to show how far people wills stoop trying to save face.

[Otto347]

Lol damn that video went from 3,xxx views yesterday to 379,xxx today lol!

[dOMEmE]

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[udon!]

guy is a straight up BADASS.

[Ceepo]

Lol... its insane all these funny ass photo chops they have of him now, im glad he beat the shit outta that guy... he had it comming...

[S14_Kouki]

You go old white man. Thats awesome his shirt really says I am a motherfucker bwahahahahahahahah

[Bubbles]

You see so many people wearing these t-shirts with stupid sayings that have an attitude, such as, Do I look like a people person? which makes me mad.

But Tom Slick wears a shirt that proclaims he's a motherfucker, and he backs it up day in, day out.

[Otto347]

Did anyone see the video on Tosh.O last night? He said he would do a web rematch if both parties were willing :rofl:

[blueshark123]

hahahaha guy is trying to look good on the radio now

[chucky norris]

YouTube - Fight on SF Muni Bus in Chinatown - HIGH QUALITY ORIGINAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx6FRSemW38)
another bus fight this time its to chicks going at it

[lflkajfj12123]

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[errolorion]

There is soap in my urethra!

What should i do??