The Burger Eating Method aka "vaughn method"

[kouki fanatic]

so im gonna tell u the way me and my friend like to eat when we go out the eat burgers.(Hamburger Central) of course

1. 1 cheeseburger combo(cheeseburger,fries, and a pepsi
2. make sure u have alot of napkins
3. pour ketchup from the little ketchup thing into 3 little containers
4. get some seasoning salt and go across ur fries with it for only 1-1.8 seconds(lol)
5. take a bite out of your burger, to make it have curve in it
6. pout some ketchup in your bitten area of the burger
7. bite the burger
8. while chewing the burger, get 2-3 french fries and start chewing those with the burger
9. when ur ready to swallow, take it down with some HALF ICE CUPPED PEPSI DRINK.
10. follow that up until youre done with the burger

thanks for reading. you should try it

let us know about your method, if you have one

[kensreliableb18b]

wtf?

just stuff ur face with a bite of the burger, chili cheese fries, fried zucchini, fried mushrooms, with a side of thousand island sauce, and wash it down with orange bang. yea, that's how you do it.

[Pank]

so what i'm gathering here is that you eat your entire meal in about 4 minutes

[theronin]

This is why you're fat. (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

enjoy fatties.

[Daniel.]

Hay guize, let me tell you how I eat my rice during dinner time!

Get exactly 956 grains of steamed rice. NOT 957 and NOT 955. It has to be exact.

Take a round soup spoon. It HAS to a soup spoon, not the oblong regular sized teaspoon.

Put exactly 73 grains of rice on that spoon. Take a bite. Repeat till done.

Thanks guize. :roll eyes:

[Slammed180]

This thread is that word that I can't say on Zilvia without getting pinked.
You know..... Yea, that word.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

fat asses anonymous.

[iROYAL]

http://www.beingll.com/archive/jan05/i_dont_know_how_to_eat_i_dont_eat_that_often.jpg

[I LUV MY S13]

how i eat...fries first; burger, pour ketchup before every bite, or ranch, hmm guacamole burger from CJs; then the drink...idk

[JVD]

I'm sure this thread seemed fucking hilarious when you posted it right after finishing that joint... but it's not funny.

[drift freaq]

wow disgusting and fail all at once, what a combo.

[ZX88]

open mouth> inset food> chew>swallow>and repeat.

[Witness]

I don't know my method i just know i eat everything in about 2minutes. Fuck Savoring i'm always hungry. It sucks being young, skinny and having a high metabolism!

[kouki fanatic]

Hay guize, let me tell you how I eat my rice during dinner time!

Get exactly 956 grains of steamed rice. NOT 957 and NOT 955. It has to be exact.

Take a round soup spoon. It HAS to a soup spoon, not the oblong regular sized teaspoon.

Put exactly 73 grains of rice on that spoon. Take a bite. Repeat till done.

Thanks guize. :roll eyes:

good lookin out

[brndck]

open mouth> insert food> chew>swallow>and repeat.

i was about to post this same thing.

[Matej]

This reminds me of the time I forgot how to sit down.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

i can't poo by myself, so you'll have to help me, but i can do other stuff good.

[Flicktitty]

dumbest thread ever.

[Touge Noob S13]

When I read the thread title, I thought it was going to be a thread about vaughn gittin jr stuffing himself with fast food.

[zenki.life]

so im gonna tell u the way me and my friend like to eat when we go out the eat burgers.(Hamburger Central) of course

1. 1 cheeseburger combo(cheeseburger,fries, and a pepsi
2. make sure u have alot of napkins
3. pour ketchup from the little ketchup thing into 3 little containers
4. get some seasoning salt and go across ur fries with it for only 1-1.8 seconds(lol)
5. take a bite out of your burger, to make it have curve in it
6. pout some ketchup in your bitten area of the burger
7. bite the burger
8. while chewing the burger, get 2-3 french fries and start chewing those with the burger
9. when ur ready to swallow, take it down with some HALF ICE CUPPED PEPSI DRINK.
10. follow that up until youre done with the burger

thanks for reading. you should try it

let us know about your method, if you have one

idk what we would do without you
http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr282/sexyzenki/th_sogladyouposted.gif

[shishcabobers]

I eat my burgers at a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, and all their bullshit. When I eat that burger...I'm free.

[tricky_ab]

so what i'm gathering here is that you eat your entire meal in about 4 minutes

This is what I took away from said post! I know someone who's getting a gym membership for Christmas...

[Soup Nazi]

Man doesn't need a Method to eat Red Meat.

[murda-c]

Hay guize, let me tell you how I eat my rice during dinner time!

Get exactly 956 grains of steamed rice. NOT 957 and NOT 955. It has to be exact.

Take a round soup spoon. It HAS to a soup spoon, not the oblong regular sized teaspoon.

Put exactly 73 grains of rice on that spoon. Take a bite. Repeat till done.

Thanks guize. :roll eyes:

Dude I tried this and i keep ending up with 7 grains of rice, so i have to keep adding 949 and trying again.


How do i finish?

[ayuaddict]

I eat my burgers at a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, and all their bullshit. When I eat that burger...I'm free.

Yes

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[ZX88]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/zx88/thumbsup.gif

[Phlip]

www.fatgoon.com

[DALAZ_68]

I eat my burgers at a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, and all their bullshit. When I eat that burger...I'm free.
best part of this thread...

[Daniel.]

Dude I tried this and i keep ending up with 7 grains of rice, so i have to keep adding 949 and trying again.


How do i finish?

That's the beauty, YOU DON'T! Just keep repeating until there are "ZERO" grains left.

Enjoy the rest of your life.

[zylvia213]

This is why you're fat. (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

enjoy fatties.


ahahaha lol!

[driftsilvias13]

dumbest thread ever.

Seriously. WTF.

[chrisa]

what the hell is a hamburger central?