The wierd side of Google

[20 til 3]

Is it just me that notices this stuff... or is google messing with me

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c67/trjo0402/untitled-1.jpg

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7960/92356406.jpg

[randomxzero]

haha i also noticed some weird one..
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is a hilarious one :D

[djcobra]

I'm in the same boat, thought it was just my computer...

Steve.

[blitzsti22]

lmao msglth

[DJDANGER24]

haha noticed the same things sometimes. im like WTF ? and then i click on it...

[enkei2k]

it's cookie monster's doing. blame him. haha, nah.. its just what is most commonly searched. blame commonly stupid people on the interwebz that have nothing better to do. either that, or it's some viral stuff that nobody knows about yet.

[coww-cho!!!!!]

i got "who moved my cheese?"
wtf lol

[Gnnr]

blame commonly stupid people on the interwebz that have nothing better to do.

bingo! And since you can setup bots to search from different IPs you can essentially manipulate that list. I'm sure Google will find a way to counter this.

[sleep]

yesterday it was big birds legs for the L in google........

Sure bert, ernie, and the count are coming

[Matej]

It is a 'meme.'

[shishcabobers]

haha i also noticed some weird one..
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is a hilarious one :D

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lulz

[Blurryeyes]

Try with "why are americans". Dragons aren´t that scary you know

[djcobra]

^^^ haha nice one!

[druthafoo]

why are black people...

why are white people...

why are asian people...

[victorw210]

why do black people
why do black men
why do women

[kyoru]

I think the weirdest is the translation to klingon...wtf?

Google (http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/)

[Flicktitty]

there's always some random ones for me too. odd stuff.

[JEDIs13]

wow... klingon???
is that really necessary??

[silviaguy240]

haha, they have elmer fudd and sweedish chef bork!bork!bork! too.

[s13silvia03]

language to pirate is pretty awesome

[sw20>>s14]

start typing in, "i like to...." then see what it suggests...LOL

i love google QA

[SexPanda]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279/sexpanda69/lolgoogle.jpg

[greddy2die]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/greddy2die/lol.jpg

[jza240sx]

lol hahahahahaha

[20 til 3]

i got "who moved my cheese?"
wtf lol

actually, that is a very good book...lol

[S14_Kouki]

I think google just likes to fuck with ppl.

[ThatGuy]

I turned this crap off a while ago. I know what I'm looking for, I don't need their stupid suggestions.

[SR_Vlurs]

lol i never noticed that till now

[Ben G]

just type in black guy and look at the sixth one down

[greddy2die]

http://bawaal.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/white-people-stole-my-car1.jpg

[Ben G]

ya thats what it was that you were suppose to type in ha.... racist google

[S14_Kouki]

http://bawaal.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/white-people-stole-my-car1.jpg

lmfao ahahahahahah

[Dirty Habit]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah.

[SexPanda]

you can also view google in "Swedish Chef" lol

Google (http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/)

I used to watch the muppets all the time. lol. Just read the stuff google writes in swedish chef

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(Nute-a: Setteeng prefferences veell nut vurk iff yuoo hefe-a deesebled cuukeees in yuoor brooser. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!)

[wangan_cruiser]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/greddy2die/lol.jpg

haha found this


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I know this is gross but I can't get it out. I need some advice. I forgot to take it out before having ***- and I guess it got pushed far into my ******. I can reach it with one finger but can't get a grip on it. What should I do?
3 years ago



LOL

[ericcastro]

wierd

bingo! And since you can setup bots to search from different IPs you can essentially manipulate that list. I'm sure Google will find a way to counter this.

googles a crock of shit anyways.
they manipulate the searches too.
they make ALOT of money of companies that pay to have thier name come up first.
and by alot, i mean like 10K for a few hours or something.
so imagine how many companies pay for themselves to be the first 10 people on the search.
my mom worked for a treatment center in malibu that used that service.

[Gnnr]

Well, I've never heard about any search manipulation on Google's part (only criticism of page rank), where have you seen this?

[ericcastro]

Well, I've never heard about any search manipulation on Google's part (only criticism of page rank), where have you seen this?

you can pay to have your bussiness come up first.
my mother told me about it.
when all the beds where full at the treatment center, they would have em turn it off.

[wangan_cruiser]

^^^^yep thats what you call "advertisements"

[sleep]

The stealing cars thing is older than this forum.......

Sources or stfu on the paid off results bs....

Only on the internet can you say whatever you want without factual proof, and start a war.

[ericcastro]

The stealing cars thing is older than this forum.......

Sources or stfu on the paid off results bs....

Only on the internet can you say whatever you want without factual proof, and start a war.

naw, why dont you shut the fuck up asshole.
do you fucking know me??
why the fuck would you think i would come on here and just start making shit up??
Your an idiot!

Im tired of stating facts about things i know and people deciding that someone in this world cant know more than them and be intelligent as well.
Its rather pathetic and sad.



On a personal note.
I was discusted that google would have people pay them to come up first on the search.
and keep it hidden from the public.
gotta love corporation control over society.

[HalveBlue]

I have no doubt that Google does that.

How do you people think Google makes money?

Advertising and data mining.

[maplejesse]

naw, why dont you shut the fuck up asshole.
do you fucking know me??
why the fuck would you think i would come on here and just start making shit up??
Your an idiot!

Im tired of stating facts about things i know and people deciding that someone in this world cant know more than them and be intelligent as well.
Its rather pathetic and sad.



On a personal note.
I was discusted that google would have people pay them to come up first on the search.
and keep it hidden from the public.
gotta love corporation control over society.

Yo dude, I know you think highly of yourself and all, and I also damn sure don't know you.

But with such vile language coming from a 33 year old on a forum I don't think I want to.
Chill with the language, seriously.

[ericcastro]

Sources or stfu on the paid off results bs....

Only on the internet can you say whatever you want without factual proof, and start a war.

Yo dude, I know you think highly of yourself and all, and I also damn sure don't know you.

But with such vile language coming from a 33 year old on a forum I don't think I want to.
Chill with the language, seriously.

Some one tell me to shut the fuck up, imma tell him right back.
and thats what i did.
then told him he was an asshole for making assumptions that I am just bold face lying and making stuff up.

i would rather know someone that talks like a sailor, (cause they used to be one), than someone that decides to call people they dont know liars.

pretty simple.

[zenki.life]

look at the very last one

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-suggest-fail.jpg

[Deftec]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l258/Deftec/google1.jpg

[Gnnr]

I have no doubt that Google does that.

How do you people think Google makes money?

Advertising and data mining.

Oh I don't know...those little ads you see on here, the ones you see on the right side when you search, ads at the top in Gmail, subscription services it sells to businesses for its online apps (Gmail, Google Docs, etc), selling of its (physical) search servers, Google Phone, etc. etc. etc. I doubt that they have to resort to manipulating searches. Thats the reason they became big in the first place because of their accurate search results.

[ericcastro]

Oh I don't know...those little ads you see on here, the ones you see on the right side when you search, ads at the top in Gmail, subscription services it sells to businesses for its online apps (Gmail, Google Docs, etc), selling of its (physical) search servers, Google Phone, etc. etc. etc. I doubt that they have to resort to manipulating searches. Thats the reason they became big in the first place because of their accurate search results.

no, google does.
it cost about 10K a month.
talked to my mom last night.
she forgot what the service was called.
but it was different than what the web optimizer companies do
and different then getting a keyword robot program to report false traffic.
It literally took whatever words you bought and made sure they came up first.
it cost so much that they would call and have them turn it off when the treatment center was full.
the treatment center had 8 beds and was 40K a week.
so this google service is for really high end and rich companies.
so its no surprise its not commonly known.
type in keywords in bing, google, and yahoo.
see how they have different things show up as #1.
its not just web traffic based search engines.
but if you believe them and everything else you hear from big corporations that benifit from the public manipulation.....................

[Gnnr]

I think what you're talking about is the block at the top.

http://i38.tinypic.com/wgyvzm.jpg

[Ben G]

pay per click adds?

[ericcastro]

I think what you're talking about is the block at the top.


the sponsored adds?
naw, those are a bit different.
those go up to 3 and it takes a few weeks sometimes to get back to the top of that list if you stop paying for awhile.

anyone figure out what is up with googles searches lately??

[sleep]

some one tell me to shut the fuck up, imma tell him right back.
And thats what i did.
Then told him he was an asshole for making assumptions that i am just bold face lying and making stuff up.

I would rather know someone that talks like a sailor, (cause they used to be one), than someone that decides to call people they dont know liars.

Pretty simple.

like i said. Sources or stfu

Your mother is definitely NOT a credible source.......

[ericcastro]

like i said. Sources or stfu

Your mother is definitely NOT a credible source.......
and there you still go Screaming Shut the fuck up.......................
ughhhh...............
people like you ruin life.:wan:

[Daniel.]

like i said. Sources or stfu

Your mother is definitely NOT a credible source.......

I work at Google. How do you know they don't?

In the end, everything you guys say about this is still anecdotal. :fruit:

[ericcastro]

I work at Google. How do you know they don't?

In the end, everything you guys say about this is still anecdotal. :fruit:

hey Daniel,
can you get my website to the top and "web optimize" it for me?
Plus what keywords hit the most for film industry stuff?
lol

and if you getting rid of one of your 3 monitors, i would love it!
Make ya a steam punked keyboard in trade:kiss:


Yeah, dude just wants to scream and yell and hate hate hate hate hate hate.........

[Daniel.]

hey Daniel,
can you get my website to the top and "web optimize" it for me?
Plus what keywords hit the most for film industry stuff?
lol

and if you getting rid of one of your 3 monitors, i would love it!
Make ya a steam punked keyboard in trade:kiss:


Yeah, dude just wants to scream and yell and hate hate hate hate hate hate.........

Heya Eric, I'd love to help you out. Keep in mind that I'm only going to give you advice on building your website, making it look pretty, and optimize it for efficiency. I am in no way altering it in a manner which would affect it's page rank or influence Google's organic search results in any way. :roll eyes:

BTW, I'm only using two monitors at work now, the third one has been reappropriated as a display for my work approved and sanctioned home office. ;)

Maybe you can steam punk some other cool office stuff for me like my tape dispenser or stapler.

[aziankingz]

how about "how to eat..." and look at the 2nd and 4th suggestion lol

[heavenboundkevin]

no source, but that "white people stole my car"

I am betting someone spelled "balck, or blck, or blak" people stole my car, then google came up with "did you mean Black people stole my car", then changed the search bar to "white"..

then some racist asshat took a screenshot and is now LOL'ing at how that picture got spread around forums.

[Daniel.]

no source, but that "white people stole my car"

I am betting someone spelled "balck, or blck, or blak" people stole my car, then google came up with "did you mean Black people stole my car", then changed the search bar to "white"..

then some racist asshat took a screenshot and is now LOL'ing at how that picture got spread around forums.

Ding ding ding. You sir have earned a cookie.

[ericcastro]

Heya Eric, I'd love to help you out. Keep in mind that I'm only going to give you advice on building your website, making it look pretty, and optimize it for efficiency. I am in no way altering it in a manner which would affect it's page rank or influence Google's organic search results in any way. :roll eyes:

BTW, I'm only using two monitors at work now, the third one has been reappropriated as a display for my work approved and sanctioned home office. ;)

Maybe you can steam punk some other cool office stuff for me like my tape dispenser or stapler.

When I get ready, i will let you know.
gotta teach myself how to build one in CS3, lol

[no slide]

like i said. Sources or stfu

Your mother is definitely NOT a credible source.......
its true bro. i worked for a company named Adzzoo and thats what we did. we would sell you an optimized landing page/website and would GUARANTEE it to show up on the first page of google search results. this is no bs. its called SEO (Search Engine Optimization). here is the link for our old client leave behind package WITH the guarantee attached to it. http://adzzoosupport.com/ClientLeave%20Behind.pdf

[no slide]

and on a side note yes google is hilarious
http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/google-interupts-taylor-swift1.jpg

[KwKouki]

you think google is bad? type "muggers" into an iPhone and see how it autocorrects it :rofl:

[alliance]

i never realized google was like tht now im goin to start paying more attention that stuff is great lol

[Gnnr]

its true bro. i worked for a company named Adzzoo and thats what we did. we would sell you an optimized landing page/website and would GUARANTEE it to show up on the first page of google search results. this is no bs. its called SEO (Search Engine Optimization). here is the link for our old client leave behind package WITH the guarantee attached to it. http://adzzoosupport.com/ClientLeave%20Behind.pdf

Search engine optimization is not the same thing as Google outright selling you the number one spot (which someone has yet to prove in this thread). SEO is using proper CSS and meta tags so that bots can pick up and index your page. Geesh!

Search engine optimization - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_engine_optimization)

and on a side note yes google is hilarious
http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/google-interupts-taylor-swift1.jpg

That is fake.

you think google is bad? type "muggers" into an iPhone and see how it autocorrects it :rofl:


So is that.

Uggghhh. People. Check crap out for yourself don't be so gullible. :rolleyes:

[no slide]

Search engine optimization is not the same thing as Google outright selling you the number one spot (which someone has yet to prove in this thread). SEO is using proper CSS and meta tags so that bots can pick up and index your page. Geesh!

Search engine optimization - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_engine_optimization)



That is fake.




So is that.

Uggghhh. People. Check crap out for yourself don't be so gullible. :rolleyes:
my mistake. yes you can pay to have your sight optimized and monitored for it to come up first on googles search results, but as far as paying GOOGLE directly i have no idea if that is true or not. i thought the question was if you can pay to have your stuff come up first on google, not pay google directly. i would imagine IF google did such a thing, it would be pretty pricey and that only big corporations would be able to pay for something like that. and that is a big IF.

[Daniel.]

Google has openly stated that they will never offer a service which will guarantee your site placement on their search results.

[boske]

I found this one a few months ago, thought it was pretty funny.