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fcdrifter20
09-10-2009, 03:18 PM
by anychance does anyone kno whr i can get a female midget striiper in the inland impire area?????? if u do plz pm me any leads or info u might have. thnx

Jimmy Up
09-10-2009, 03:19 PM
Nice.


nsde

chibo
09-10-2009, 03:20 PM
Craigslist?

exitspeed
09-10-2009, 03:21 PM
Regional section.

DALAZ_68
09-10-2009, 03:24 PM
could this be considered the wierdest shit ever asked on this forum...or does something else beat it...


and yeah, this belongs in regional section...

HyperTek
09-10-2009, 03:31 PM
thats gotta be tough on the midget stripper knowing shes only there to be laughed at

S14_Kouki
09-10-2009, 03:32 PM
Craigslist?

that would be my first place to look.

SUPERSTAR
09-10-2009, 03:32 PM
not at my parties. I love little strippers.

wannabdr1ftr
09-10-2009, 03:34 PM
lol look on yellowpages.com...?

HAWAII
09-10-2009, 03:35 PM
do you want a male donkey and some blow with that

DUFFM4N
09-10-2009, 03:40 PM
thats gotta be tough on the midget stripper knowing shes only there to be laughed at

why else would you be a stripper if you were a midget? besides, ive seen some hot midgets

**edit**

the chick that got tatted on LA ink

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sayvoxia/48180.jpg

90hatchie
09-10-2009, 03:44 PM
mkay im gonna need 500 cash upfront
another 1500 when she shows up
she does donkey shows too

illvialuver
09-10-2009, 03:49 PM
2 years ago we tried to do this for our friend who is part of an audi forum, but I am telling you they are so expensive because they are a novelty. like 500 an hour. but they will do things like dress up as oompa loompas and lepercahns or wear a huge hat with a flat top and carry around drinks, and use your leg as a stripper pole. lol. I dont know where we found them though. lmao.

chibo
09-10-2009, 03:49 PM
mkay im gonna need 500 cash upfront
another 1500 when she shows up
she does donkey shows too

Is 'her' name Kelly?

fcdrifter20
09-10-2009, 04:04 PM
2 years ago we tried to do this for our friend who is part of an audi forum, but I am telling you they are so expensive because they are a novelty. like 500 an hour. but they will do things like dress up as oompa loompas and lepercahns or wear a huge hat with a flat top and carry around drinks, and use your leg as a stripper pole. lol. I dont know where we found them though. lmao.

if u could plz ask all your friends and see if any of them could remembr any info on her. plz let me kno. i kno she is gona be very expensive,but it will be sooooooooo worth it. renting a midget stripper is like renting a fukin unicorn. but i realy have my heart set on this for my friend.

could this be considered the wierdest shit ever asked on this forum...or does something else beat it...


and yeah, this belongs in regional section...

i dont think its that weird, well maybe a little lol. but if this needs to be moved, can a mod plz do so? thank you

Craigslist?
that was the first place i looked and nothing, checked every county and couldnt find a thing

DreamN
09-10-2009, 05:07 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/11/633776657654635850-admitit.jpg


:rofl::rofl:

brndck
09-10-2009, 06:07 PM
check on club4ag.....
o wait, no thats only trannys.

JEDIs13
09-10-2009, 07:36 PM
hahahaha good luck finding a stripper danny

DALAZ_68
09-10-2009, 07:37 PM
2 years ago we tried to do this for our friend who is part of an audi forum, but I am telling you they are so expensive because they are a novelty. like 500 an hour.

pretty much paying for the curiosity

s13skank
09-10-2009, 08:22 PM
You know midget strippers would be hard to come by but in this recession who knows you could probably get the wife on that show Little People Big World!

mavericksniper
09-10-2009, 09:05 PM
I think i saw one on an episode of cops. I think it was in Vegas.