serious itch on my rear

[HyperTek]

uggghhh for the last day i developped a itch on my ass... on the skin of the cheeks mostly.. woke me up last night and it was hard to go back to sleep without scratching... picked up some goldbalm this morning.. so its temporary relief.

Read online that it could be the detergent used on washing my clothes, but mom doesnt wanna acknowledge that *too conservative on our stuff she wouldnt wanna assume it was bad detergent probably lol*

I read that some people will just go bare ass tanning in the sun for a few minutes and it will clear it up.

[TravisSW]

Every once in a while I have an itch just above the crack of my ass. Feels soo good to scratch it, but I don't to make the skin raw or anything.

I'm not sure what causes it, my only guess for me is that I wear tightey whiteys and they are chaffing a little bit, especially after heavy work out or whatever. Been using the same detergent for a while and no other part of me itches. It usually goes away by itself anyways.

Sure it isn't bugs? lol

[I LUV MY S13]

maybe sweat

[DALAZ_68]

wipe properly............

[enkei2k]

if it's itching, won't tanning in the sun make it worse? sun makes things dry and dry skin = itch?

go find some aloe vera if you can, that shit works wonders on all sorts of skin problems.

[illvialuver]

i hear semen will cause that itchin too. jk, yeah it is most likely the detergent, i have the same problem when I change detergent, or deoderant

[HyperTek]

ok after i posted this thread.. did a 20 min bare ass tan in the sun.. had to find some privacy since i live in the country with see thru fences lol *in the bed of a truck did the trick*... felt good after i did it, was relieved for a few hours.. just read online somewhere that the tan *or maybe they ment to sun burn* would form new skin and clear up any marks/bumps or whatever.

Bout time to wash laundry again anyways so opened up a new box of the typical detergent we use.. the last time i washed was a box that ive never seen b4, some scented stuff..

[Bubbles]

I've had an ingrown hair on my booty.


Not cool.

[VROOOM]

i think you may have gonoherpasyphilaids. better see the dr.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

rectal lice a.k.a. hermit crabs?

[ronmcdon]

personally i get the itch all the time.
Damn socal is always so dry, and that usually irritates the skin in general.
I think that's just part of having to live in dry climate here.

I just use aloe based moisturizers after showering.
As a plus, it has an effect of 'refreshing' you up on shitty mornings.

Sweat is an absolute nuisance as well, esp in certain parts of the body.
Really contemplating getting botox shots to block out the sweat pores around the scrotum, etc.
There have been moments where I have considered more rash measures.

[Matej]

This thread is gross.

Shower daily.

If you have itching problems even when you shower daily, use moisturizing lotion with vitamin E.

[ranger240]

zilvia is a cesspool of STDs /thread

[HyperTek]

mann its not hygiene problem im good on that lol.. i probably got a reaction from something lol. Sitting on my ass alot id figure its probably from clothing or something..

[ronmcdon]

could be allergies too.
new allergies and/or skin disorders sometimes develop later in life.
I developed an allergy for cats in my mid-20's, psoriasis in my 30's.
prior to that I was fine.

might also be stress related.

If it gets bad, go see a dermatologist (skin specialist).
good luck.

[ranger240]

theres a show about parasites on Animal Planet.... yeah basically go to your doctor.. or emergencey room if you're onea those 42 mil helpless chaps that need free shit

[ronmcdon]

^^
How is that remotely relevant to this discussion?

[HyperTek]

no its related somewhat, i read online that it could also be hair-thin worms that come out of your anus while ur asleep at night and plant eggs... some nasty shit like that.. tho i doubt thats my case because im not having the exact symptoms and its no where near that area.

[Gnnr]

This thread is gross.

Shower daily.

If you have itching problems even when you shower daily, use moisturizing lotion with vitamin E.

Could also be he has Hard Water in his house and needs a filtering shower head (or more expensive water balancing system installed in the house).

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lol at the ass tanning.

[HyperTek]

hmm hard water? this house was built in 46.. never thought hard water could cause irritation

[BustedS13]

http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/u/381370030164.jpg

and Cool Water cologne

[driven_]

this thread is LOL.

[RiversideS13]

when it is itch...looks if it have red spots & swollen= allergy.
if not, maybe some microorganism in your house. clean your house and clothes every well.

[HyperTek]

man i got this bunk bed against the wall.. i wanna cut the top bunk off.. bottom is a full size.. harder to inspect/clean these things.. washed all my clothes today, changing sheets.. and tomarrow im gonna fogger bomb my room lol. My room is not messy, i even got a air purifier in this mug.

[BustedS13]

bunk beds? you're gonna have so much room for activities

[pignose4life]

yeah i just put baby powder on my ass and it usually does the trick

[andisan]

bunk beds? you're gonna have so much room for activities

:bowrofl: OMG!!! WIN WIN WIN ^^^^you made my night :rofl:

Oh and to the OP, hope the itch goes away

[axiomatik]

ummm, thanks for sharing your hygiene issues with us...:goyou:

[zylvia213]

yea it can be an allergice reaction to something your using or wearing in that area. Lot of people say well ive never been allergic to this and that blah blah... but you can defenately develope an allergic reaction to something youve never been allergic to. If you have pets it can cause reactions like that. Maybe your sheets are dirty.... do your laundry man!

[zenki.life]

this thread is fucking gross lol

[IntensePower]

This thread is gross.

Shower daily.

If you have itching problems even when you shower daily, use moisturizing lotion with vitamin E.

zilvia is a cesspool of STDs /thread

this thread is fucking gross lol


LMFAO AGREED! I LOL'd so hard reading through this thread. Thanks for sharing?

[Matej]

Butt-scratchaaa!

http://www.chalupas.net/blog/2009/03/04/butt%20scratcher.jpg

[FRpilot]

pictures of itch?

[mrflip69]

Goldbond? You know, for that icy gnome fingers feeling :)

[alpha180sx]

could be a pubic lice crawling to your buttcheeks. surot!

[Brian]

searchin for butts or somethin?