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ZilviaBot
05-08-2009, 07:20 PM
05-08-2009 01:42 PM

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Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad - Click above for high-res images


Got Milk? It's one of the most successful marketing campaigns of all time. IndyCar driver and femme fatale of the front straight, Danica Patrick, has signed on to shill for the bovine beverage in one of those very familiar advertisements that features popular athletes and celebrities with a wet upper lip. Nevermind the fact that milk only sticks to your lip like that if you've got the beginnings of a good mustache going on, or that what's on Danica's lip is probably a gooey special effects paste. If you sense some disdain in my voice, that's probably because I haven't had a glass of milk since 2000 when I read a book (http://www.amazon.com/Animal-Liberation-Peter-Singer/dp/0060011572) in college and the next day stopped eating animals and drinking their fluids. I haven't bought into the "does a body good" argument since a doctor once described the nutritional properties of milk to me as "liquid beef". That's why I always frown when I see another athlete or celebrity holding a glass of milk with a smile that looks like they've gulped a gallon of White Out.

The tagline in Danica's ad is "Refuel", because I guess the Milk Processors of America who pay for the ads would have us believe that Bessy's breast milk has the same restorative powers as Gatorade. The rest of the copy reminds you to eat right, exercise and drink milk, because you're going to be healthy anyway if you do the first two things, so what's a glass of milk going hurt?

NOTE: The hippy propaganda in this post does not represent the views of Autoblog, its parent company or the rest of the Autoblog editorial team who are all blood-dripping-from-the-teeth carnivores and no doubt pouring glasses of 2% right now just to taunt me.


Gallery: Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad (http://www.autoblog.com/photos/danica-patrick-got-milk-ad/)

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mrmephistopheles
05-08-2009, 10:20 PM
Damnit, ZilviaBot, I swear I'm going to stab you if you post another non-Nissan news article in here. :rant2:

CrazyIvan
05-08-2009, 11:13 PM
hmmmm.... miiiiiiiiiiiiilk

DreamN
05-08-2009, 11:19 PM
I'd smash.

GSXRJJordan
05-08-2009, 11:33 PM
I'd smash.

Seconded and third'ed.

xdumbxguyx
05-09-2009, 03:26 AM
4th thru 10th for that lol

kognition
05-09-2009, 10:01 AM
You dirty dogs.
I'd suck her toes.
:coolugh:

CrazyIvan
05-09-2009, 11:39 AM
Pff... forget her toes I'd suck the milk outta her... lol

punxva
05-09-2009, 01:11 PM
funny thing is... that isn't milk... j/k... but seriously.

I concur with the boning of DP. dont take that out of context hahah

SexPanda
05-09-2009, 03:17 PM
Id put my input shaft into her posi rear end... if you know what I mean.

rubelcon
05-09-2009, 04:29 PM
not hot. at all.

soreballz
05-09-2009, 04:41 PM
I don't find her terribly attractive.

DreamN
05-09-2009, 04:53 PM
8 out of 10 (80%) Zilvians (CrazyIvan, DreamN, GSXRJJordan, xdumbxguyx, kognition, punxva, SexPanda, and ZilviaBot -Did find her worthy enough of a thread to post about in a Nissan News only section) feel Danica Patrick is smashable while the remaining 2 (20%), soreballz and rubelcon, do not. Interesting...

A 2006 study suggested that 20% of the population anonymously reported some homosexual feelings, although relatively few participants in the study identified themselves as homosexual.



:ghey: :keke:

rubelcon
05-09-2009, 05:13 PM
Interesting.. now that you mention it she does look more like a man that a woman..

s13tilldeath*
05-09-2009, 05:28 PM
Haha yea nissan news.....

ryguy
05-09-2009, 11:23 PM
Good thing she looks semi-attractive, cuz she can't drive worth shit.

S13SilviaGirl
05-10-2009, 02:42 AM
I think she is on the cover of SHAPE this month is a bikini...hahahaha

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-04-26-danicapatrickshapemagcover609-thumb

sideways7
05-10-2009, 04:36 AM
not hot. at all.
:stupid: :fruit:

punxva
05-12-2009, 07:20 AM
8 out of 10 (80%) Zilvians (CrazyIvan, DreamN, GSXRJJordan, xdumbxguyx, kognition, punxva, SexPanda, and ZilviaBot -Did find her worthy enough of a thread to post about in a Nissan News only section) feel Danica Patrick is smashable while the remaining 2 (20%), soreballz and rubelcon, do not. Interesting...





:ghey: :keke:

this man speaks the truth, i don't find her terribly attractive, but she is a decent looking women.

DALAZ_68
05-12-2009, 11:26 AM
I'd smash.

quoted for ur GF

Seconded and third'ed.

Quoted for your GF
You dirty dogs.
I'd suck her toes.
:coolugh:

quoted for your wifey





LOL


on another note...yes...smashable...

cxlo8331
05-12-2009, 12:18 PM
yes i like.

let5l1de
05-12-2009, 09:07 PM
Danicas driving ability (4th at longbeach and in top 10) makes up the difference for mediocre, maybe slightly above average beauty. Andretti thinks likewise...

I'd trade notes with her.

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