ShamWow Vince arrested

[VROOOM]

ShamWow Vince got arrested for beating a hooker.
the story is awesome.

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)

[speedgod^s13]

This made my fucking day. I was cracking up!!! For a thousand, I would figure he would have had a better pick. What really had me going, was that he was way more fucked up then she was!!!! Fucking owned!!! Looks like his face went through the slap chop!!! Sham ow!!!!!

[soreballz]

hahaha, rad.

[andmattsayd]

nice.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/27/633686494015134310-slapchop.jpg
you'll love my nuts.

[DALAZ_68]

damn Scientologist, they finally got em

[VROOOM]

damn Scientologist, they finally got em

oh shit, i bet your right.

[karl wasabi]

haha damn. That "prostitute" wasn't too bad looking either.

[Ithical]

dude that's awesome, totally made my day

[MrMcgarrett]

Why would you try to kiss a prostitute?:barf:

[DALAZ_68]

oh shit, i bet your right.


he's been this carefull this long, hes one of the few who excapes there grasp, is in (semi) public view, and all it takes is for him to get ''intoxicated'' and look what happens...
easy scenerio, he got drugged, drank, was found by said ''Prostitute" and bam...

[ronmcdon]

hmm say the chick wasn't a prostitute, a did the tongue bit thing.
I'd bet the chick would be in the wrong.
if you've been in a situation where your tongue get bit, it's a horrible feeling.
I know i'd punch & knee my way out of it too.
it's not implausible to call that self-defense.

or things being equal, it's hooker.
does that make it the dude's fault?

[Matej]

Haha, this guy is great, I love him.

I wonder if he wears his headset while beating up prostitutes.

[mRclARK1]

He can afford a $1000 prostitute because he saved so much money not buying paper towels. :keke:

[Matej]

http://www.matejblahut.com/image/humor/vinceoffer.jpg

[revat619]

^^^ hahahahahahaha awesome

[ESmorz]

For $1,000 my hooker better look like Jessica Biel.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

^alba

pre-baby

[handinpants]

Maybe he wanted to taste the guy who was in there an hour before he met her
Why would you try to kiss a prostitute?:barf:

[midnight zenki]

nice.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/27/633686494015134310-slapchop.jpg
you'll love my nuts.

He looks just like Moe from The Simpsons in that picture:rawk: Even more the reason why I can picture him beating down a hooker in a hotel room.

[S14DB]

Would have never guessed he was 44.

[cc4usmc]

haha damn. That "prostitute" wasn't too bad looking either.

Ummm ewwww haha. Who in their right mind would pay that chick over $200 for sex, let alone almost $1k lol.

[Troof]

I expected this Goon to be arrested for meth use before battery any day.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

i guess she loved his nuts a little too much.

[HyperTek]

haha damn. That "prostitute" wasn't too bad looking either.

yeah i bet she looks pretty good.. people dont usually look good in their mug shots. can only imagine she probably looks better than those pics

[HungryHank]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5QUOQv6u0


shes not bad, id slap her with
















my nuts.

[ayuaddict]

yea shes pretty good looking.

i mean, shes white.

what more can you ask for?

[ESmorz]

what more can you ask for?

For her to be good looking.

:rimshot:

[ayuaddict]

For her to be good looking.

:rimshot:

yea.

shes white.

[ESmorz]

White is responsible for some of the most hideous abominations on this earf

[Slammed180]

White is responsible for some of the most hideous abominations on this earf

I.E- Brittany Spears

[TravisSW]

Wow
Hot hoe, I'd get aids from that...err wait.
lol

And omg Vince is an ugly mofo w/o TV magic haha.

[ayuaddict]

white is right

[Phlip]

Why would you try to kiss a prostitute?:barf:

:stupid:
It is what he gets for kissing a hooker.

[murda-c]

white is right

bite is might!!!

[iwishiwas-all*]

i most definately saw this idiot in heathrow like 2 weeks ago, didnt think anything of it except he looked like one of those old creepers who goes to clubs and stares at hoes asses. hahah

[azndoc]

I never understood why people who are high profile and rich would need to get hookers.

Just go to the club in your Ferrari park it up front, grab a VIP table, and pop $500 champs and watch the ladies come wondering up to the table.

Duh.

[Slammed180]

That's how I roll^....

[HyperTek]

I never understood why people who are high profile and rich would need to get hookers.

Just go to the club in your Ferrari park it up front, grab a VIP table, and pop $500 champs and watch the ladies come wondering up to the table.

Duh.

not sure that would work for him, he looks like beavis lol

[S14Josh]

Would have never guessed he was 44.

Same thing I was thinking.


I thought for sure the dude was in his 20's.



Billy Mays for president!

[Matej]

Billy Mays for president!
Shamwow vs. Zorbeez: Which works Better? As Seen On TV Lab Test - Popular Mechanics (http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4309587.html)

[iwishiwas-all*]

I never understood why people who are high profile and rich would need to get hookers.

Just go to the club in your Ferrari park it up front, grab a VIP table, and pop $500 champs and watch the ladies come wondering up to the table.

Duh.


bro from when i saw him, he looked like the most socially awkward person on earth hhahahahah

[ericcastro]

I never understood why people who are high profile and rich would need to get hookers.

Just go to the club in your Ferrari park it up front, grab a VIP table, and pop $500 champs and watch the ladies come wondering up to the table.

Duh.

$500 will get you the ladies attention at champs, but you have to drive there, you still have to pay more for them later, AND your in public view.

Most of the celebrities don't want to be seen in public picking up girls. That shit gets out and its not the best thing for your career.
We may think, yeah dude, go for it, but mainstream society doesnt.

So they just get high end call girls that have there shit together, look beautiful, are classy, smell good, very good at what they do, very discreate, will come to you, will work the entire night without a word, and you didnt have to go in public and "hunt" the person down.

As for scientologist, I think not.
He wouldn't have gone to the hospital
YTMND - The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology (http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/)




BTW, that article said the pic of her was from a 2008 bust, not after he kicked her ass.

[DCP94]

i knew that guy would get arrested one day...just a matter of time lol... but i can't believe he kissed her or paid her

[DCP94]

and t.v. works wonders he's an ugly mofo

[ericcastro]

Dont you guys know anything about hookers, kissing cost extra!!

You havent seen pretty women?? lmao!

[alindeman1989]

i wonder if he cleaned up the sex fluids and blood with the sham wow lol

[HyperTek]

hahahah this thread is funny... he aint no celebrity unless hes got paparazzi following him lol

aint like he pulled a chris brown lol

[ronmcdon]

he might not be a big celebrity,
but i'd wager his career depends a lot on his reputation.
companies aren't going to want 'joe the hooker puncher' market their products.

i feel sorry for the guy really.
first he gets ripped off by an overpriced hooker & then he gets attacked.
next his career is prob down the shitter.
like the guy or not, the guy is in pitiful situation.

[TravisSW]

ROFL!

"Joe the Hooker Puncher."
I gotta use that sometime.

[johngriff]

We cannot let the church of Scientology frame Vince like this!

[DALAZ_68]

Dont you guys know anything about hookers, kissing cost extra!!

You havent seen pretty women?? lmao!
oc fourse i have, how do u think i know that u have to work from the outside to the inside when faced wiht numerous spoons and forks

We cannot let the church of Scientology frame Vince like this!
THATS WHAT IM SAYING !

[enkei2k]

i just bought some shamWOW's!! 2 for $22 bucks! wooo~

[S13SilviaGirl]

As for scientologist, I think not.
He wouldn't have gone to the hospital
YTMND - The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology (http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/)


Nah Eric, he used to be a scientologist. He had a lawsuit with them a while back.

Meh, guess the hooker didn't LOVE his nuts?

[DALAZ_68]

Nah Eric, he used to be a scientologist. He had a lawsuit with them a while back.

Meh, guess the hooker didn't LOVE his nuts?
or the towels...lucky he didnt have a chopper with him...phew...

[S13SilviaGirl]

or the towels...lucky he didnt have a chopper with him...phew...

lucky for him...that could have been worse than the tongue being bit.... :bite:

[johngriff]

This is an obvious set up.

$1000 Seems like an awfully large amount of money for a hooker. Even though Vince might not be the best looking guy, he has facial recognition from TV which should give him no problems with the laddies.

He also met the hooker at a nightclub instead of calling her and meeting her right at his hotel room. The COS must have sent her out on a mission to get him. Find vince at the club, administer a phycho-active drug by spiking his drink and convincing him to pay for sex (the same region in the brain that leads people to impulsive sex and gambling is affected by drugs like MDMA, LSD etc)

Once she gets him back to the room, it is time to strike, attempting to bit his tongue off, so vince can never say a word again to earn money, or strike against the COS. The police are just the icing on the cake, to further tarnish vince's prestige and discredit any claims he might have against the church.

[DALAZ_68]

lucky for him...that could have been worse than the tongue being bit.... :bite:

getting bit onthe tongue is 0 fun, when u do it to urself hurts enough, imagine some crazy hooker sent by some scientoligist...
This is an obvious set up.

$1000 Seems like an awfully large amount of money for a hooker. Even though Vince might not be the best looking guy, he has facial recognition from TV which should give him no problems with the laddies.

He also met the hooker at a nightclub instead of calling her and meeting her right at his hotel room. The COS must have sent her out on a mission to get him. Find vince at the club, administer a phycho-active drug by spiking his drink and convincing him to pay for sex (the same region in the brain that leads people to impulsive sex and gambling is affected by drugs like MDMA, LSD etc)

Once she gets him back to the room, it is time to strike, attempting to bit his tongue off, so vince can never say a word again to earn money, or strike against the COS. The police are just the icing on the cake, to further tarnish vince's prestige and discredit any claims he might have against the church.

dude, honestly, as ridiculous and off the fucken wall as that sounds, hearing the shit that people from that cult have done, this, what u wrote, does not seem as illogical and obsured to me... :faint:

[xtheenderx]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/xtheenderx/shamwow.jpg

[Daniel.]

sounds to me like the COS needs another real life rick rolling

[Dirty Habit]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0330_sham_wow_mugshot3.jpg

[Matej]

Is that Rihanna?

[ronmcdon]

This is an obvious set up.

$1000 Seems like an awfully large amount of money for a hooker. Even though Vince might not be the best looking guy, he has facial recognition from TV which should give him no problems with the laddies.

He also met the hooker at a nightclub instead of calling her and meeting her right at his hotel room. The COS must have sent her out on a mission to get him. Find vince at the club, administer a phycho-active drug by spiking his drink and convincing him to pay for sex (the same region in the brain that leads people to impulsive sex and gambling is affected by drugs like MDMA, LSD etc)

Once she gets him back to the room, it is time to strike, attempting to bit his tongue off, so vince can never say a word again to earn money, or strike against the COS. The police are just the icing on the cake, to further tarnish vince's prestige and discredit any claims he might have against the church.

That's actually a pretty convincing hypothesis.
Spiking the drink with the drug would have increased the possibilities for sure.

$1000 is actually the perfect amount.
nobody would be too suspicious if you had $3-400 in your wallet.
With regards to Vince spending $ on the hooker,
could be he just felt lazy that night and rather pay for the sake of convenience.

biting the tongue was the perfect touch.

anyhow, if it was what you said it was, the plan was flawless.
if the chick really plans to sue (with the resources of the blood cult), Vince is done for good.

[Matej]

If Vince's story is true, which I'm sure can be proven by marks on his tongue, then she knew what she was doing, and she knew what kind of reaction it would produce.
In this case, the theory of this incident being a setup is actually pretty believable.

I bet she's working for Billy Mays.

[ImStrangelyFine]

nice.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/27/633686494015134310-slapchop.jpg
you'll love my nuts.

He looks like Beavis.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/FaTaL1btd/Beavis.png