Worst Most Annoying Song Ever Created

[karl wasabi]

Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology (http://musicology.typepad.com/dialm/2008/04/you-want-postmo.html).
Amazingly, this "most unwanted music" contains little dissonance -- that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier (http://www.diacenter.org/km/musiccd.html)'s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone. (We didn't think that was possible either.)


I listened to this, and holly shit. It gets pretty rough at some times. lol. If you are really bored, listen to the whole thing. It sounds like there is a damn rapping Mickey Mouse. They also use the most annoying obnoxious instruments you can think of just to make you cringe.

You can stream it on the below website.

MP3: Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever | Listening Post from Wired.com (http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html)

[shishcabobers]

I stopped once the voice came on haha.

[ESmorz]

These scientists failed and some teen sluts succeeded.

ubfWnIid5J8

They've sucked more dick than Boy Geroge.

[DataXUnknown]

22 minutes long? Theres no way I'm listening to the whole thing, although I kinda like the bass part after the first set...right before the voice came on.

Wow this is really weird.

*EDIT*
^Wow that song definetly takes the cake. "Come get ****ed up(*echo*up up up)"

[karl wasabi]

haha. I'm just sitting here at work, so I listed to the whole damn song. It scared me in some parts. haha.

And I've actally seen those sluts perform live. My friends band was playing a gig that they were at. They are NOT hot in person at all. haha.

[ESmorz]

haha. I'm just sitting here at work, so I listed to the whole damn song. It scared me in some parts. haha.

And I've actally seen those sluts perform live. My friends band was playing a gig that they were at. They are NOT hot in person at all. haha.

Well that would make sense because they aren't hot in the video either.


:bigok:

[Sleepy240]

both songs made me want to punch small animals...

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233905667_79c6318.gif

[BBSilvia]

i dont even know what to say to that vid.....

[BustedS13]

These scientists failed and some teen sluts succeeded.

ubfWnIid5J8

They've sucked more dick than Boy Geroge.

my fucking ears

it's like three uffies

[maplejesse]

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So monotone that it's annoying.

[Sleepy240]

F8Pt8dkOC-E


So monotone that it's annoying.

lmao @ the band's name

[maplejesse]

Check out some of their other song names, hahaha.

[karl wasabi]

Funny thing is that those "pig squealing" songs have lyrics to them. They aren't as annoying as the previous songs. haha.

[Koopa Troopa]

None of these songs have shit on DJ's Girl by Catalina..

Excuse me?! Excuse me Mr. Bouncer! I'm with the DJ! /valleygirl raver

Fuck that song was annoying...

[Otto347]

my fucking ears

it's like three uffies:bowrofl: that song is awesome!

pretty much any twangy country singer is fucking annoying....

[Matej]

Hi y'all.
Brokencyde - Freaxxx (Music Video) on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/1651661)

[ESmorz]

Hi y'all.
Brokencyde - Freaxxx (Music Video) on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/1651661)

I made a promise to myself a long time ago that if I ever saw those guys in real life I and whoever I am with will give them a very thorough beatdown.

Now at this point you're probably like it doesn't get any worse than what's already on this page. Rest assured it does, this band added me on myspace.

Unfinished Business (official music video) Video by A Violet Sky(NEW TRACK) - MySpace Video (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=53291708)

[SochBAT]

I can't believe i fucking wasted my time listening to that shit.

Fuck Millionaires.

I'd fuck em though, no doubt.

[HungryHank]

Ha ha horrrrible

[soreballz]

The Freaxxx video/song is waaaay worse than the Millionaires bit. lol

[KA-Kait]

those bitches remind me of avenue d. Have any of you heard them before. SO terrible. I hate it all.....

[Zero_SX]

wow. the first ones pretty right on (about the most annoying). I have to listen to millionaires, brokencyde etc... almost on a daily basis. my sister listens to it all day long. F MY LIFE. im moving out and getting a real life.

[spoolandslide]

Ok, so the other day I was riding in the back of some meth heads car and he made us listen to this cd that had this "music" on it that consisted of all bass and high frequency tones. It was pretty much just a sub kicking in random intervals and really loud.

For the half hour I listened I couldn't once pick up on any kind of beat. Does anybody know wtf this retard "music" is?

[mRclARK1]

What I listened to just made me laugh. lolz

[C. Senor]

"let's get freaky now....let's get fuckin freaky now"...lol. if i had a system i'd bump the crap out of that.

[SexPanda]

dear sweet jesus its 1:15 in the morning and I cant stop laughing!

Thanks Guinness... Making the unbearable bearable.

Yom Kippur, Yom Kippur! Do all your shopping... AT WALMART!

[HungryHank]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXudUM0vKSc


what else can I say, I love this song.

[silly_13]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[maplejesse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxudum0vksc


what else can i say, i love this song.

like it was nineteen eighty.

[240sxdriftin]

haha here ya go

friends of mines joke band lol

Curtains For Lisa on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads (http://www.myspace.com/cflisa)

[ESmorz]

I was saving this but, I was one upped.

This is what happens when two high kids get really bored in the middle of summer and play instruments they don't know how to play. (Im on guitar, vocals, keyboard)

Kneel to it's glory. I dare anyone to sit through it in it's entirety.

wWngmNRH_FY

[shishcabobers]

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[240sxdriftin]

hahahahahahhaha, thats not necessarily annoying its just awful lol....ESmorz video

[maplejesse]

Man... dotdotcurve:) sure is a good comptetitor
trippy ass music

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[JaMeSoN]

It sounds like there is a damn rapping Mickey Mouse.

You can stream it on the below website.

MP3: Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever | Listening Post from Wired.com (http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html)

I dont know if its because its almost 2 AM but Im laughing my fuckin ass off at this mickey mouse voice. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Phlip]

I got one worse than anything in this thread:
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[lolatclint]

that lets get freaky song is fuckin hilarious.. i cant believe its a real song and people like that. ahahahhfahfhah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnc3uUF0uVo

my hero <3

[singlecamslam]

Here is the most annoying song ever created, and its making millions.

YouTube - Soulja Boy Tell`em - Crank That (Soulja Boy) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg)

[Quail]

Oh God, that Millionaires song :eek3:

You know those little teenage slutbags that think they're badass posing in photos with bottles of beer. (I'm sure you've seen them around). Who thought it would be a good idea letting them release a music video!?

[karl wasabi]

I dont know if its because its almost 2 AM but Im laughing my fuckin ass off at this mickey mouse voice. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

haha. I was too. It fuckin scared me when I first heard it.

[SochBAT]

I win more.

YouTube - Why must I cry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY)

[soreballz]

I was saving this but, I was one upped.

This is what happens when two high kids get really bored in the middle of summer and play instruments they don't know how to play. (Im on guitar, vocals, keyboard)

Kneel to it's glory. I dare anyone to sit through it in it's entirety.

wWngmNRH_FY
I got 12 seconds into it and stopped it. lol

[Phlip]

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[az_240]

^uhh that song is tight...

[lflkajfj12123]

my fucking ears

it's like three uffies

exactly what i was thinking

we're the same?

[anthony240]

YouTube - Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)

oh man I never seen that and I just laughed for 20 minutes after that video! mostly because I didn't know the southpark/butter's version was spoofed after that

[ESmorz]

Welcome to the internet.

Enjoy your hacky sack.

http://www.x-village.com/images/footbags/Full%20Size%20Images/g-rasta.jpg

[Phlip]

^uhh that song is tight...

If you are responding to me and are serious, I will ban you until America trusts another Bush to fuck up the country as president.

[anthony240]

everything about that gucci mane it is annoying, the airhorn, the windup, the falsetto singing, jesus! yea thanks to the internet we can get the best of the worst, i just can't believe these people think they're making "music"!

[aziankingz]

oh man... i need a excedrin...