An Orgy Gone Wrong

[ESmorz]

Viagra orgy man collapses | The Sun |News (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2275504.ece)

A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals. The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon. But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police. One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

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[Otto347]

lol geezus but then again a 12 hour boink athon would be fun

[Sleepy240]

ROFL epic fail....

Still atleast he died happy, got money and bitches lol

[Twinchy]

haha damn 12hrs
hope he got that ish on tape haha

[WERDdabuilder]

you mean that's an orgy gone right.

i bet it was hard to get that body bag on.

[jskateborders]

what a way to cum and go

[soon2bs13]

2 pills would have been enough.

[ESmorz]

In Soviet Russia Your Penis Fucks You.

[murda-c]

my fuckin hero.

like john henry, with his schlong instead of a hammer.

[jmd8590]

*insert witty pun*

[HyperTek]

dude was only 28.. geez..

musta been some hot girls for him to take teh whole bottle lol

[qwikspool]

uber fail. he's only 28 yrs old. he died satisfied.

[spoolandslide]

That fucker got all his fucking in and then just kicked the bucket, what an excellent compromise for a probably horribly bullshit life (I would assume because he was put in a position to take that bet, he probably lives life on the edge).

[airsoft]

damn so they got to keep the 3k and 12hrs of sex?

[ESmorz]

That fucker got all his fucking in and then just kicked the bucket, what an excellent compromise for a probably horribly bullshit life (I would assume because he was put in a position to take that bet, he probably lives life on the edge).

You're gonna tell me if two chicks you wanted to fuck said "bet you can't fuck us for 12 hours straight for $4,500" you wouldn't at least try?

:nono:

[ronmcdon]

dude was only 28.. geez..

musta been some hot girls for him to take teh whole bottle lol

idk, i was thinking the opposite.
If you're 28, with 2 hot chicks, have 12hrs to spare, it's not like you'd need any assistance.

i'd wager he was probably working with something that required more than beer goggles.
Hot chicks typically don't have to pay mechanics US$6,000 to satisfy them.
note that article did not show pics of the said ladies.

[LifePlazaCircuit]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[GluedMyNuts]

holy crap...!!!! 12 freaking hours?!

[ronmcdon]

You're gonna tell me if two chicks you wanted to fuck said "bet you can't fuck us for 12 hours straight for $4,500" you wouldn't at least try?

:nono:

Kinda OT, but wow, the value of the pound has really gone to hell.
last year it was US$2 to the pound. glad I didn't invest in that.

[ESmorz]

Kinda OT, but wow, the value of the pound has really gone to hell.
last year it was US$2 to the pound. glad I didn't invest in that.

British people can't do anything right.

back on topic

[alindeman1989]

lol shit i can go for 36 hours. no no i cant lol

[ZilviaKid]

pics are needed for sure!

[emersonLP]

I dont feel sorry for him. In fact, I think I envy him. Is there a better way to die?

[tamiya_s2000]

what a way to cum and go

LOL

should i appropriately add now:

"THAT'S WAT SHE SAID!!"

[Bigsyke]

at least he got laid.....[resumes xbox live]

[palmdale_mob]

I bet after the first few hours it just turned to a chore more than anything

[S13Boosts]

Hahaha OMG that was funny LOL

[Rnz520]

yea i dont know about you guys but after the first couple of hours i would have probably cramped somewhere along my body.

[luckvx]

after a min i would be sleep

[ESmorz]

I mean really and truthfully the guy is a champion.

They internet should setup a paypal account to get a statue of him erected in his town.

[DataXUnknown]

Wow seriously...do you really need an entire bottle of viagra to go for 12 hours? I mean I can imagine maybe going for 8-9 hours then using the viagra to finish it off lol. I would try it, depending on how good looking these girls were.

[ESmorz]

I would try it, depending on how good looking these girls were.

For $4,500 I would take viagra and fuck kitchen cabinets for 12 hours.

[adrians_s13]

damn... what a way to go...

I once knew someone who choked on a viagra pill. He had a stiff neck the next morning http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/adrians_s13/forum%20stuff/badoomtsh.gif

[WERDdabuilder]

anyone use that shit for recreational use?

[xtreme_s14]

ummm.. viagra has a warning that if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours to call 911 IMMEDIATELY or rush yourself to the emergency room! it raises/lowers blood pressure, can cause blindness, cause heart attacks, blah blah blah call your local CVS/Walgreens and tell them you took viagra and you're having blurred vision.

[illvialuver]

I wonder if he chased it with vodka

[BustedS13]

i assumed this was about the album Punk Statik Paranoia

http://www2.sdawkminn.com:8667/music/cd%20rip/Orgy%20-%202004%20-%20Punk%20Statik%20Paranoia.jpg

[Phlip]

I read somewhere that viagra doesn't really work for younger people with a normally operating winky, so I am thinking that it was kinda wasteful for him to take the whole bottle anyway.

[legacy927]

Viagra - FUCK AT YOUR OWN RISK!

[stiizy]

What a dick he should have taken 1 every like four hours but hey what a way to go out

Money and Bitches FTW!!!

[DCP94]

damn after 12 hours of straight sex i think i might die of a heart attack also..he was a MAN!

[dert420sx]

I mean really and truthfully the guy is a champion.

They internet should setup a paypal account to get a statue of him erected in his town.


erect :keke::keke:

i wonder how they'll close the casket?

[IStop4NoMan]

technical question:
Shouldnt there be more than 4 people to classify as an orgy?

[DALAZ_68]

what a way to cum and go:rimshot:

In Soviet Russia Your Penis Fucks You. :rimshot:

my fuckin hero.

like john henry, with his schlong instead of a hammer.

but both are for pounding...
:rimshot:
I dont feel sorry for him. In fact, I think I envy him. Is there a better way to die?

i aswell...minus the whole dead part

I bet after the first few hours it just turned to a chore more than anything
a chore i wouldnt mind doing...

I mean really and truthfully the guy is a champion.

They internet should setup a paypal account to get a statue of him erected in his town.

is it gonna need viagra too...


For $4,500 I would take viagra and fuck kitchen cabinets for 12 hours.

funniest thing in this whoel thread...

[!Zar!]

Why does a man who is twenty eight even need viagra...

[let5l1de]

another fallen soldier... buried with his gun in the air and a combat helmet on top.

[HyperTek]

im surprised the girls didnt disqualify him for turning to enhancements/stimulants lol

[SimpleS14]

Wow that's redickulous

im surprised the girls didnt disqualify him for turning to enhancements/stimulants lol


Nah, because I'm pretty sure the women resorted to using lube so it evens out. :keke:

[Bubbles]

Sex for 12 hours doesn't sound that appealing.

[all show no go]

12 hrs of solidness?



He must have been light headed :(

[soreballz]

Three people hardly constitutes an orgy.

[Flicktitty]

Sex for 12 hours doesn't sound that appealing.
i was thinkin the same thing.

[EmKayThree]

ROFL epic fail....

Still atleast he died happy, got money and bitches lol

I'm pretty sure them bitches took the money back lol. Cause you now women.

[S13_Nightkid]

12 hours? Even if he survived I think his nuts would've been raisins lol

[Bobadrift]

Three people hardly constitutes an orgy.

Thank you! That's what I was gonna say. Yourself and 2 females is a threesome. Not an orgy. Have standards gone down with the next generation? Sheesh. HAHA

[ZX88]

sounds like a party.

[lukebaumstark]

i hope it was some serious ass though, who wants go to with some BLEH poon...

[Matej]

This, this Cadillac of men.

[ranger240]

2 pills would have been enough.

this guy sounds like he knows what hes talking about

[SexPanda]

wow.

I can't fuck for 12 minutes, let alone 12 hours

lol

[DCP94]

I'm pretty sure them bitches took the money back lol. Cause you now women.

they probably killed the poor guy..slipped him something with 10 mins left lol

[let5l1de]

wow.

I can't fuck for 12 minutes, let alone 12 hours

lol


:eek: teh SexPanda goes for less than 12 min?

try and fire a round off before you get to work... glwf :)

[theicecreamdan]

:eek: teh SexPanda goes for less than 12 min?

try and fire a round off before you get to work... glwf :)

Whats the point of that? What does it really do for you if you can last longer? There are times when its quick, times when its fast. For me though, its over everytime.

[let5l1de]

Whats the point of that? What does it really do for you if you can last longer? There are times when its quick, times when its fast. For me though, its over (edit) every time.

i guess it is all about us.

edit:
if you want her to love you to death, it may take the 12 minutes and more... if you don't care, than:gives:

[SexPanda]

:eek: teh SexPanda goes for less than 12 min?

try and fire a round off before you get to work... glwf :)

lol. i was kidding. I can go AT LEAST 13 minutes.

how can I redeem myself from what I've said? Oh I can't... You'll just have to ask your hot sister (she was hot when I was with her... after 16 natty lights)

i keed i keed:keke:

Back on topic... Its ironic, because thats a very similar way to how I want to pass away.

2 hookers in a hotel room

in addition to a donkey, a midget, 30k's of uncut cocaine, 50 grand in a suitcase, and a cop filming. Oh and I have to be a senator at least.

[handinpants]

2 pills would have been enough.


wtf, he should have given them the viagra, it works wonders on the clit, makes it swell up like your thumb.... .

[waynehead05]

I wonder if anyone ran out of ideas? I mean... how many different things could you try in 12 hours...

[98s14inaz]

you mean that's an orgy gone right.

i bet it was hard to get that body bag on.

ROFLMAO!!!

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