luke needs our help

[Andrew Bohan]

i guess most of you guys read luke's thread about why he's so sad about girls

and for some reason, even after all our advice, he doesn't know the answer to today's dilemma:

so dude
did i tell you what happened earlier?
these 2 decently good looking girls showed up at my door trying to sell magazine subscriptions.
So i let them in
found out one was 24 from colorado
one was 21
so we were chatting
and they were like. hey. baller place
then I grabbed the bottle of vodka
and we all started taking shots
then I bought a magazine subscription
but didnt have any cash
so we hopped in my truck
and cruised out to the bank
then I gave em my number, and we went back to my house
then we drank some more.
i told them I didnt want their number
but hit me up when they get back to their hotel
and we can all hang out and drink
now they are hella texting me
want to party.
What should I do?

[projekt_s13]

Lab 17 porno. Doooo hitttttttttt

[blu808]

so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

The girl just texted me and said she has herself, her friend, and 2 other girls that want to come "hangout" at my pad and see what happens.

[Andrew Bohan]

if you don't have this massive orgy go down tonight, you're not my friend anymore

[JayDee M Rolly]

option 3 better win.

[Enna]

Dude get the fuck off zilvia and have a sexy party. Vid or it didn't happen.

[soreballz]

Porno! Do it, do it, do it, do it!

[blu808]

It wouldn't be the first porno we have made.

[Andrew Bohan]

just in case you guys missed the "weirdest sex story" thread, luke and i really did make a porno once, so we're totally not bluffing about doing it this time

[blu808]

Not a porno with eachother.

Andrew filmed it.

Andrew. can you post up a Work safe teaser pic from the last one?

[Enna]

WTF pm me a link to this. Should be entertaining. Anyways get off your fuckin comp and bang some bitches. Seriously.

[blu808]

I a texting back and fourth right now.

I will keep you guys updated.

[cc4usmc]

Fuck them for all the poor members of Zilvia who can't get any for themselves. Make sure you get a pic that you can make a nice poster out of....Zilvia style.

http://zilvia.net/f/premium-members/133541-posters.html

[ryguy]

So, are you saying these are foreign girls? My god man, how does that happen in real life?

[cc4usmc]

Where did you get foreign from? lol

[sac]

"come hang out and see what happens"
"watch a movie or somethin"
"come cuddle with me"
all are good texts that mean Lets fuck..
Luke, 9 times out of 10 if you resist sex the 1st opportunity with groups of girls like that, you will get more from them in the long run.. but if their from out of town, fuck em all! haha...
rubber! rubber! rubber!

[blu808]

I have a whole box of rubber.

[chadca18s13]

crush every pussy that walks thru that door!

[Mister.E]

choose one and hit it son! a steady lay is always a good thing. if both of them want to run steady then fuck it, hit both and keep doing it.

[blu808]

Chad. That is the best advice I have ever heard.

Edouble: also awesome.


SO news update.

Aparently it is on for tomorrow night. There will be 4 girls. and Me. With drew filming.

The girls said they are down for anything
so I guess it's on.

[Enna]

God I hate you atm, but good shit. Maybe I should go back home and visit the bay :D

[Mister.E]

wow, sounds like a party....a fuckin awesome party

[ryguy]

Where did you get foreign from? lol

so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

I guess I assumed it from that statement.

If this don't help forget a girlfriend, nothing in the world will.

[amdnivram]

keep the updates coming lol

[blu808]

We dont fuk around.

picture nws

[Mister.E]

^ that's awesome

[Enna]

I want a red formula D shirt.

[Om1kron]

so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

The girl just texted me and said she has herself, her friend, and 2 other girls that want to come "hangout" at my pad and see what happens.

haha so did you get robbed.

[KwKouki]

I fear for the next girlscout that comes to your door selling cookies O_O

[homeslice]

Girl's seem down for their $#!t,deff shot a porn!!! have them walking door to door selling your porn instead of magazines ^_^

[chadca18s13]

LMFAO at that picture, i dunno if its you in the pic or not, but that face says it all.
holy fuck that made me laugh.

[blu808]

yea dude. its me. lol

[slider2828]

Girls aren'ts worth the trouble to stress over... Dime a dozen

[chadca18s13]

haha epic.

well you know what you have to do before tomo then, start growing out your porn 'stache.

[markyboi]

this has got to be one of the best threads out there...

the picture kills all threads

[StalinDrift123]

^^^ HAHAHAHAHA that was funny homeslice!!!

Seriously, why u even hesitate???
Luke, just want to share my opinion with u and tell u that most of the chics love to fuck!!! they love being rampaged and shit. I didn't have a similar situation like urself, but i had a few girls come over just for that reason, they would even tell me to skip the fore play and just do it!!! hahaha. I still have connections like that and it doesnt even surprise me any more, cause u get used to it.

So by saying that u should defenatly do them all!!! and if u need help, let me know ill help u out! lol.

good luck. and use new rubber on eveyone of them. dont go out like Easy E.

[cc4usmc]

I guess I assumed it from that statement.

Right, so girls come from different countries just to sell us American magazines lol. He even said one was from Colorado. Anyways... I didn't get to see the pic. Darn.

[blu808]

people can pm me for a pic. i had to take it down so i wouldnt get in trouble.

[hitman]

if that pic is real, and drew really took it/filmed, that photo is the most amazing thing ever

[dirtdiggler666]

aahahaahahaah that pic is great

your face is like errrr take it, and true porn stars keep their cloths on

[GSXRJJordan]

I so totally voted for option 3 (gotta have some love for Drew!), and it looks like some variation of that happened?

Jefe needs pics in his inbox.

[blu808]

Pic sent. skeet

[!Zar!]

Where is the option where I come into this?

Haha.

[GSXRJJordan]

Damn, there's pimp, and then there's "I made a porno with some random chicks that tried to sell me something".

Luke doesn't even have to go to bars - the broads come to him!

Yeah, I've partied with those guys *collar pop*

[smellslikecurry]

what picture damnit

[ILoveMyRHS13]

LMFAO at that picture, i dunno if its you in the pic or not, but that face says it all.
holy fuck that made me laugh.
Fuck, I gotta see it now. :rofl:

[hatchbaak]

Fuck, I gotta see it now. :rofl:
Me too :hitit:

[blu808]

Pics sent!

[smellslikecurry]

HAHA

classic picture

i need more pics

and some more napkins

[cc4usmc]

I wish I had pics like those. And my own personal photographer like Mr. B.

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Bwahahahahahaha! Luke wins. :boink:

[superbraut]

delete .

[ryguy]

haha fucking right. That chick is fuckin hot, but what happened to the 2nd one? Will there be a part 2? Or is this the previous porno?

btw, sweet warehouse theme.

[!Zar!]

Wtf.

Send me the pictures.

Unless it's ones I've already seen.

I don't remember.

haha.

[blu808]

Those pics are from the previous one we did.


The 2 magazine girls are a no show. We are working on some new ones atm.

Pics sent.

[cc4usmc]

The 2 magazine girls are a no show.


That's it, post those girls #'s. Nobody flakes on Zilvia.

[GSXRJJordan]

That's it, post those girls #'s. Nobody flakes on Zilvia.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

love it.

[smellslikecurry]

i can imagine some pretty funny photoshops with that pic you sent us

too bad i dont have ps

bohan needs to make some vinyl out of that picture

[I10cruiser]

where are the piCs AT? haha

[I10cruiser]

that face says it all.
holy fuck that made me laugh.


hahha pimp shit for real:rimshot:

[1ZlowZ]

I wanna see sounds funny/cool, heh. =]

[wgJoY]

zomg pm'ed.

[blu808]

Pm's replied to with picture link.

[soreballz]

Booooo for the magazine girls flaking.

Yay for the idea that somebody had to print the pics on vinyl. Imagine rocking that over your entire hood. hahaha

[blu808]

That my good sir would be completely acceptable.

[drifter_for_life06]

so where are the mag girls #'s. No show is not acceptable

[soreballz]

That my good sir would be completely acceptable.
Hey, if Andrew cuts the vinyl, I'll slap it on my hood! lol

[DUFFM4N]

lol @ all the losers who PMed u asking for that pic

[wgJoY]

i pm'ed :D
no shame in that.

and it was hilarious, i suggest you check it out ^_^

[mtyost]

Pictures please?:wavey:

[hitman]

lol @ all the losers who PMed u asking for that pic

its funny as shit if you know them

dont try to act tuff on here when i failed you on ziptied homo

[cc4usmc]

i failed you on ziptied homo

MMmm... details?

[mtyost]

Picture is hilarious :bowrofl:. I only wish the giant fan in the background had been on.

[at23]

haha,sad to say I PM'd for pics too.lol

[CSil80]

PM me the pic!
Just for you Eddie :)

[IIIXziuR]

...Things like this never happen to me

[duffman1278]

lol crazy way to meet some girls! PM pic want to see what the fuss is all about.

[Vision Garage]

haha. Classic story. Can you imagine Luke will be all like..

"hey do you need a "TUNE UP" on that?

[Vision Garage]

OMG! FUkken HILARIOUS! Im so waiting for someone to start photoshopping this shit! Good shit LUKE!

[MomentumGT]

3 pages and no pics?!? I feel out of the loop. LOL.

-Jon

[Vision Garage]

pic is NWS. PM him for the pix. Well worth the PM.

[duffman1278]

haha that pic was hilarious! Such a professional photo haha

[CSil80]

Oh god! You weren't kidding.
That photo is top notch :P

[Somnambulist]

Gotta see this picture.

PM please!

[mr.booie]

gaahhhh. the curiosity is killing me.

PM me.

hahaha

[mr.booie]

hahahahahaha!

the red formula d shirt!!!

[projekt_s13]

Hey luke, PM me the pic. I wanna see

[Chaws15]

Fill me in on the hilarity! I needs me a good laugh anyway.

[JDMtyteYO!]

you might as well send it to everybody hahaha, ive got my fair share of things but its always better when someone else catches it on film

[nieko]

sooo curious haha

[at23]

Pic was pretty funny.

[sileighty83]

thanks for the link. thats sum funny shit

[stiizy]

dude where's this pic i wanna see it..

[importdude]

dude where's this pic i wanna see it..
rgr that

gotta see

[tt99ol]

pic sounds rather epic
please sir, i want some pm

[DriftDamage]

Did you buy a subscription to something? Maybe thats why they flaked, next time, "Listen after we 'party' and film ill sign up" then tell em to gtfo

;) haha

[punk138]

i wanna see said pics plz.

i voted for option 3 :)

[ThE_BoMB]

you only live once man, as long as you wrap the shit up, go for it!

[Jdm.I.Am]

send the link here, i want to see this "red formula D shirt" hahahha

[holemilk00]

This is why you NEVER buy shit before you hit it. And you should have hit it that day. Then bought a magazine if she swallowed.

[wangan_cruiser]

hahah damn luke.


well here's coming in for you man. the broads be coming for you which means you deserve better than what happened.


im curious too bro let me see the pic.

[Jdm.I.Am]

This is why you NEVER buy shit before you hit it. And you should have hit it that day. Then bought a magazine if she swallowed.

i like youre style.:bigok:

[rb25crazy]

This is why you NEVER buy shit before you hit it. And you should have hit it that day. Then bought a magazine if she swallowed.


LOLOLOL., funny stuff

pm me a pic!!! curious :ugh:

[MomentumGT]

blue808 has this broad locked down with intensity!! She ain't going no where until he's done. . . says it all over his face. LOL ;)

-Jon

[keistyle]

i too am now curious.
and congrats :spank:

[s13silady]

PM. LUKE. ASAP. i wanna see what my buddy is gettin into.. LOL

[s13envy]

curiosity is getting the best of me.... i need to see this pic

[blu808]

Pm me for a pic request

[EDT007]

Pm me for a pic request

Sent the PM....:aw:

[blasting_speed]

Oh damn, i wanna see the picture.

Its killing me!!!! I need to see it.

[Devil Man]

haha i kinda wounder what the hell these girls look like too. funny the way sometimes life throws you these wounderfull gifts... haha

[blasting_speed]

Oh fuck!!!

That's a great angle. lol

[ryangreg]

godamnit i gotta see this pic not PM please!