The Seinfeld Thread

[wheresthaboost?]

Inspired by the Friends thread, here's The Seinfeld Thread.

Discuss everything Seinfeld related here i guess..

and in case you're not familiar with the hilarity of Seinfeld:

YouTube - Elaine´s Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0)

[BustedS13]

it's a good show. i have all the dvd's. i bought them as they came out. then they brought out that fridge. assholes.

[Brian]

My girlfriend's dad loves it.

Eventually I'll get around to it.

[BustedS13]

i wish that when they made sitcom dvd's, they'd offer a second audio track with the laugh track removed. every sitcom in the last 5 years has really turned me off laughtrack.

[THE PROPHET]

I use to hate this show as a little kid but i never gave it a chance. Years went by and i finally just started watching it and i liked it a lot. I was like "wow, i was missing out all these years on a funny ass show"

[LB.Motoring]

no soup for you

[wheresthaboost?]

i wish that when they made sitcom dvd's, they'd offer a second audio track with the laugh track removed. every sitcom in the last 5 years has really turned me off laughtrack.

omg yes, the laugh track is so fucking loud and obnoxious.. i love it anyways though

[Pank]

The one thing i'll always remember, is when George went to a formal party (maybe a funeral), and he comes out of the bathroom without a shirt on, because for some reason, he takes off his shirt when he goes to the bathroom.

[Naughty240]

I WAS IN THE POOL!

Im going to need to see that hat.

Im also someone who hated that show. Then years and years later I was DVRing all the reruns and watching an hour plus a day. Great show

[CityTireOnline.com]

I really like the show.

The funniest one is when George just got out from the pool.

I think the ugly baby thing is in the same episode if remember right.

-Jack

[MikeisNissan]

"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."

[HyperTek]

remember that one where they made a bet not to masterbate and they had all these temptations.. and 1 by 1 they started giving in. that one was funny. I dont recall if it was the same episode, but Kramer landed some hot chick or something lol. Some chick in a apartment accross the way would always be nude or something and they would watch her, and i think eventually kramer got with her.

Kramer made that show lol
http://www.seinfeldonline.com/kramer2.jpg
too bad outside of the show , it didnt seem he has much of a career after that

[BustedS13]

"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."

i live by that statement at work

[Bubbles]

Kramer made that show


Oh god, another one of these.

[JVD]

I really like the show.

The funniest one is when George just got out from the pool.

I think the ugly baby thing is in the same episode if remember right.

-Jack
Yup, same episode.

The doctor Elaine is with describes the baby as "breathtaking." George also makes Jerry's GF the lobster eggs. Man, I pretty much remember everything from that show... prob because I've seen every episode at least 5 times.

ROFL.

[Andrew Bohan]

i used to watch it whenever i happened to catch it

i think i still haven't seen at least half the episodes though

so sad

[Dousan_PG]

man hands!

haha
love that episode
so funny

anything with jackie chiles too!
haha

[oneeightseven]

its on tv so many times a day, different episodes.

always catch a couple of them.

still funny even after seeing them all.

[scels240]

haha love seinfeld? look at my avatar?
if u dont remember that episode
well it was funny

[az_240]

There is not a single Seinfeld episode that is not good. I honestly can not say the same about any other show.

I like it when George pretends he is a marine biologist and pulls the golf ball out of the whales blow hole. "Looks like a hole in one eh" haha classic

[ESmorz]

anything with jackie chiles too!
haha

-"You put the balm on"
-"I didn't tell you to put the balm on"
-"Who told you to put the balm on"

:yum:

[CrimsonRockett]

I watch it every other night.

My gf on the other hand knows every episode by heart.

Definitely a good show.

[THE PROPHET]

One of my favorite episodes was "The Contest". Funny ass episode when they all bet who can go the longest without masturbating LOL

[SHIFT_*grind*]

"I'm out." :rofl:

"George, what are you doing?!!!!" ".......pleasuring you?"
...
"These fries are reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally good...."

[RaceBred 17]

What about the episode with jerry's date with man hands.

[boozels]

My friend Bob Sacamento loves the show

[LeftNutOfGowd]

This was the show that I first heard the word CLEAVAGE lol and also about double dipping lol

Tip: Did you know that Jerry is such a big fan of superman that EVERY episodes has a references about superman

[jrbump]

"Master Of My Domain"

The "John Voight LeBaron"

so many good ones.

"You Fake Erased"

"But you yadda yadda'd the best part" "no, I mentioned the lobster bisque"

[SHIFT_*grind*]

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!!!"

"Jerry, it's either me, or that voice. What's it gonna be?!!" "Oh helllllOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!"

[lucky7]

best show ever.

"these pretzels are makin' me thirsty!"
excellent show. im fairly certain ive seen every episode multiple times.
ive seen seinfeld at caesars palace in vegas. it was the best thing ever!
he did the, "hello....newman.." on stage. it was great. he even explained how he always opened the door just a little bit wider for newman. for obvious reasons ofcourse. haha.

i would like to dispute the person whom claimed that there were not any bad episodes. there was infact one, if you ask me. the pilot was horrendous (episode 1). im actually suprised they didnt cancel after that. although im quite happy they didnt. haha.

[RaceBred 17]

The cool thing is that some of that shit happens in real life. Like the episode with the parking space. George and the other guy wouldnt move . The traffic was all backed up and the cops came. " You cant go in head first."

[lucky7]

"hello and welcome to movie phone."
ahahahahahaha. he tells them to type in the name of the movie, but he cant understand. so he says, "why dont you just tell me the movie you want to see."

fuck, every quote i read, reminds me of five more.

remember the rickshaw? the indian giver? the cleaning lady episode? jerry tries to give the guy the money for cleaning/sleeping with the maid. "whoa, whoa, easy. give it to the girl. tax purposes."

same episode. kramer is at the "nexus of the universe". he calls jerry from the corner of 1st and 1st. jerry tells him to wait there while he comes to get him. meanwhile, the pimp/cleaning boss rolls up to kramer in his caddy. "hey, are you lost?" "yeah...." "you know how to use a mop...?" "yeah..." "get in." HAHAHAHA!

kramer and the meat slicer episode. elaine dates a poor guy episode. muffin tops. the ruffled shirt. the frogger game. tropic of cancer/library cop episode (one of the best).

shit. i have to stop. i swear ive seen them all multiple times. lol.

[Pank]

How could you forget when Kramer finds the Merv Griffin show set props in the dumpster and sets up his house like a talk show?!

Also, basically anything Putty did, or Elaines boyfriend who was into extreme sports, who then gets heavily injured b/c of a sandwich while rock climbing.

[RaceBred 17]

Jujii Fruites

[SHIFT_*grind*]

Lloyd Braun.

[lucky7]

the episode where jerry is trying to buy a car from putty. "highfive" and geoge has a candy lineup. hahaha.

[wheresthaboost?]

the episode where jerry is trying to buy a car from putty. "highfive" and geoge has a candy lineup. hahaha.

haha hell yeah

GEORGE: Excuse me. I believe you just ate my Twix bar. It was dangling. And when you purchased your Twix bar, you got a little freebie, and you never bothered to ask why, or seek out its rightful owner.

MECHANIC: First of all, it wasn’t a Twix. It was a 5th Avenue bar.

GEORGE: Huh. You must think I’m pretty stupid. That was no 5th Avenue bar. I can see the crumb right there in the corner of your lip! Now, that-that-that is a cookie - and we all know Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.

MECHANIC: Yeah, it’s just a little nougat.

GEORGE: Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell between nougat and cookie. So, let’s not just say things that are obvious fabrications.

MECHANIC: (Pointing to George’s forehead) You know, you’re gettin’ a little vein there..

haha

[JVD]

the episode where jerry is trying to buy a car from putty. "highfive" and geoge has a candy lineup. hahaha.
AHAHAHAHA.

"High five... ON THE FLIP SIDE."

Elaine calls Putty a greasemonkey and his response is just "... You're the greasemonkey... greasemonkey!"

Oh yeah, another good episode is when Putty paints his face. Haha. "DEVILS!!!!"

"You got any questions... you ask the 8-ball."

Seriously, for anyone who likes Seinfeld, go out and buy a season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I guarantee you'll get hooked.

[junn]

oh man...this show is the best!!!

[allntrlundrgrnd]

"Jerry, it's either me, or that voice. What's it gonna be?!!" "Oh helllllOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!"


HAHahaha that one is soo good.

seinfeld>friends:drama:

[lucky7]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/danerm3/nonos.gif

believe it or not, george isnt at home. please leave a messaaaaaaage at the beep. i must be out, or i'd pick up the phone. where could i be? believe it or not, im not home.

EPIC!


seinfeld>friends

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o190/dane240/Captain20Obvious20520finished.jpg

:bigok:

[Pank]

I was taking my wallet out of my pants tonight and remembered the one where George gets back problems because his wallet is huge.

Also, naked guy on subway