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1ZlowZ
10-31-2008, 05:53 PM
New York , NY (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Queens County
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have
custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the
judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law
and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree
possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and
said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the
immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of
life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to
propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the New York Mets, whom the boy firmly believes are not
capable of beating anyone.

k's_silvia2.0
10-31-2008, 05:54 PM
What if his just lying:squint:

Rey of Spots
10-31-2008, 05:57 PM
the judge granted
temporary custody to the New York Mets, whom the boy firmly believes are not
capable of beating anyone.
Puahahahahaha.

Daniel.
10-31-2008, 06:01 PM
What if his just lying:squint:

uhhhhh
:goyou:

dont think you read the last line?

lol at the op.

qwikspool
10-31-2008, 06:05 PM
that was a good one.:keke::keke::keke::tardrim:

shishcabobers
10-31-2008, 06:54 PM
link?

msglength

2Slow40
10-31-2008, 06:57 PM
link?

msglength

read?

msglength

shishcabobers
10-31-2008, 07:00 PM
read?

msglength

I did read I just want to see the original source. Jeez.

borispuplis
10-31-2008, 07:07 PM
lol good stuff right there

bardabe
10-31-2008, 07:49 PM
lmao thats bad ass

SexPanda
10-31-2008, 08:26 PM
oh my god... That is awesome. I was all into it like serious, then I read the part about the Mets... It took me a second to get it, so basically.....

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj11/darkflame_91/Funny/Funny_Pictures_29017.jpg

Gnnr
10-31-2008, 10:51 PM
lmao

what is this The Tonight Show? :tardrim: lol