Why some men have a dog instead of a wife:

[S13SilviaGirl]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"


10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.


13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[ESmorz]

15. Dogs give dome for peanut butter.

http://www.kevininscoe.com/pub/lol.jpg

[WERDdabuilder]

#16: put both in the trunk for 1 hour than open it, who's happier to see you?

[Fries]

HAHAHAHAHA! OMFG HAHAHAHA

I LOVE THIS!

S13SilviaGirl (http://zilvia.net/f/members/s13silviagirl.html) I LOVE YOU!

[S13SilviaGirl]

15. Dogs give dome for peanut butter.



That is just .... NASTY.... :ugh:

#16: put both in the trunk for 1 hour than open it, who's happier to see you?

I like that one too. haha

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S13SilviaGirl (http://zilvia.net/f/members/s13silviagirl.html) I LOVE YOU!


Uhmmmm... I love you too?

[ESmorz]

Wild Card bitches!

[SexPanda]

#17.

Dogs don't get mad if you watch football instead of soap operas.

[Fries]

#17.

Dogs don't get mad if you watch football instead of soap operas. In fact they don't give a fuck what you watch as long as they get some food from your plate.

Fix't for joo. =]

[Walperstyle]

Dogs cant kill themselves no matter what you do to them

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/3/d/13d1f0d9eac0ace40e71f60264bca94b.jpg

[shishcabobers]

WAIT WHAT? DOG IS BETTER THAN A WIFE?
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Dog-Bounty-Hunter-tv-12.jpg

So why don't the men marry the dog?
http://www.myuptownpooch.com/images/photo_favorites/coco_dog_wedding_gown.jpg

:keke:

[HyperTek]

18. Dogs are more likely to investigate a noise by themselves then to wake you up because they heard something.

19. Dogs dont care about how much money you make or your lifestyle

[exitspeed]

20. You can call a dog a bitch and the bitch won't get mad. lol

[shishcabobers]

21. It won't have babies.


:rofl: ............:barf:

[Rey of Spots]

4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

:bigok::snoop:

[shishcabobers]

^ should of PM'd her, instead of letting the entire world know your gripes. Oh yeah whats your paypal I'll lend you 25 bucks.

[C. Senor]

21. another man will seldom steal your dog.

22. dogs rarely out live you.

[DUFFM4N]

hahahaha i love how that guy's post got deleted complaining about this thread

[Rey of Spots]

Not really, I took it out, and sent a PM.

[aNskY]

21. It won't have babies.


:rofl: ............:barf:

http://smeilis.co.uk/wp-content/motivation-8.jpg

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

Your dog doesnt mind when you have to 'scratch' yourself, in fact your dog probably encourages it.

[Future240]

21. It won't have babies.


:rofl: ............:barf:



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[DUFFM4N]

^^best emoticon ever

[SimpleSexy180]

oh how i love this thread.

[spikNspan]

haha, dogs are sick, this thread is cool.

[CrazyKoukiS14]

A dog won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up. If anything hell encourage it so it can drink out of the toilet

[mRclARK1]

You're not frowned upon for beating a dog when it doesn't listen (just a little bit) :keke:

[DUFFM4N]

You're not frowned upon for beating a dog when it doesn't listen (just a little bit) :keke:

when you hit a dog its considered discipline

when you hit your wife, its considered spousal abuse

[wrapmeup2005]

A dog likes sticking its head in your crotch. :bigok:

A dog wont complain about kissing you with a beard

A dog doesn't care if you fart, or even if they smell, they just get that weird look on their face like :confused::ugh: where the fuck did that noise come from?:tweak:

[jskateborders]

If you put your wife outside when she annoys you, she gets mad.

[BustedS13]

35. women have two nipples, dogs have eight
36. dogs can't press charges

[mRclARK1]

when you hit a dog its considered discipline

when you hit your wife, its considered spousal abuse

And you thought I was serious???

:ugh:

[CrazyKoukiS14]

this is by far the funniest thread ever, i fell out of my chair reading these

if you smell like shit a dog doesnt care, if anything he sniffs you more

[legacy927]

a dog cant complain about how much money i spend on my car....