Crazy Green Spider

[jdm538]

I was cleaning out my garage and i found a crazy green spider. i looked it up online and found out it's a Green Lynx Spider, it is said they seldom bite people but i wasn't taking my chances this thing was huge so it was put to sleep. i have a really bad spider problem in my backyard and i was bitten twice in the arm by something while laying in my bed landing me in the hospital. so now i think im kind of aracnaphobic.

before
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/joigold/IMG_3912.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/joigold/IMG_3915.jpg

after
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/joigold/IMG_3916.jpg

[DOOK]

I think it's missing a few legs maybe...

[allntrlundrgrnd]

fack,


i hate spiders probably more than anything. i would rep you if i could

[luisgonz]

Brake cleaner and a Lighter,:snoop:

[touge monster]

I found eight black widow in the garage. TAlk about spider problems.

That thing looks like the alien from Star Ship Troopers!

[BustedS13]

i torched a brown recluse in the sink yesterday. basement sink is metal, so i sprayed it with lighter fluid and let it burn for a while.

oh, and by the way, that particular spider you torched is completely harmless. i'd love to have YOUR spider "problems".

look up "brown recluse bite" on google images. here's one i caught in my kitchen.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/hugepic.jpg?t=1222044858

[jrbump]

I leave them right where I killed 'em, as a message to the others.

[driven_]

i was like, "GAH" with the first two pictures, then when i saw the 2nd picture, i was like, :keke:

[C. Senor]

oh fuck that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm a tad on the phobic side.

[keistyle]

i was about to say that!!!!!!
+fictional rep!
I found eight black widow in the garage. TAlk about spider problems.

That thing looks like the alien from Star Ship Troopers!

[buku_points]

dude you squished it! awesome.......

[sked707]

Wow never seen that green one before. Im kinda fascinated by spiders but once i see them in my pad :nono: outta here

[shishcabobers]

Thats one extreme make over:keke:

[Flicktitty]

Fvck that man, there is some nasty spiders out by me.

[Koopa Troopa]

I looked up and found.................



















This asshole
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b267/koopatroopa187/Kenjis%20Monument/LD8A7587.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b267/koopatroopa187/Kenjis%20Monument/LD8A7589.jpg

[Matej]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/hugepic.jpg?t=1222044858
Hah I didn't know that's what a brown recluse is, there's always a couple of those in our garage, among others.

[BustedS13]

easiest way to identify them is they're pretty much the only spider with three eye groupings instead of four. also the violin on the back. WATCH YASELF!

[Matej]

Until now I've had no problem killing them, but now I'm scared.

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

Under my s13 and s14 lay nothing but huge ass black widows and lots and lots of egg sacks... I can't even go near or see a spider without freaking out

[chetacheese]

i HATE these creatures!!!! im not going to your house chris.

[1ZlowZ]

I've killed about 20-30 black widows this past month, when winter comes I'm worry free.

[touge monster]

Under my s13 and s14 lay nothing but huge ass black widows and lots and lots of egg sacks... I can't even go near or see a spider without freaking out

Yeah man, I had seven in the car and one in the trunk.. and eggs everywhere... shits scary. I was the same way... lucky i had a friend to help LOL

When winter comes, they all freeze to death.

[blasting_speed]

...... i would rep you if i could

Those were the good old days. :keke::keke::keke::keke:

[Z33dori]

i fucking hate spiders.

there was one in my room the other night.... i was sitting on here and saw him crawl up the wall.. throw my show missed... and he was a faster fucker... but i brought down the hammer(shoe) of justice as he ran across my carpet...

[adrians_s13]

ew ew ew... I hate these type of threads, lol.. but its so hard to resist

[BustedS13]

Until now I've had no problem killing them, but now I'm scared.


shake your sheets out before bed. and shake your shoes out before you put them on. they don't bite unless they're pressed against the skin, normally :)

[ESmorz]

I shoot spiders with my airsoft plinkers if they are on the carpet or outside.

If they are on the tile... Let em burn.

[jdm538]

the other night i was cleaning out my back yard and in the area where there was least light i was about to move some junk. luckily before reaching down to grab i thought twice and lit the spot where i was about to put my hand with my phone and there was a huge black widow and a bunch of little spiders. i got the shivers and didnt really know what to do. the roach spray didnt do crap. so i started smashing.

[SNC240SX]

On the topic of spiders. All over my dorm there are nasty huge spiders like this one

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb256/BobaPirate/DVC00015.jpg

Scary shit

[Koopa Troopa]

On the topic of spiders. All over my dorm there are nasty huge spiders like this one

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb256/BobaPirate/DVC00015.jpg

Scary shit

Fuckin JDM spiders man, they're not of normal breed.

[smellslikecurry]

no real spider problems around here

but when i went to bangladesh a few years back

fucking spiders that looked like phlips head

im talking huge black ones with 3 feet legs and shit

worst thing is





muslims dont kill spiders :(

[exitspeed]

Good call on stomping that bitch into the ground!

[s13silady]

FUCK SPIDERS


http://www.angelsword.com/photos/buccaneer_katana/Buc_Katana_P7.jpg

[MudRacer]

The other day I was cleaning out the side yard where I have the remains of the S13 Front clip standing against the wall for about 2 years now. I need to throw that away.

Anyway, I had this plastic container which was empty and had a few bottles or cans, maybe 2 or 3. So im cleaning the area, I look in there. I see a few leaves, and some other leaf like stuff. Upon further observing, the leaf moved. Turns out there are 2 Lizards chilling under an empty bottle or can. These arent normal lizards, they had super long tails and moved faster than light(FTL).
In the same area, theres a huge spider web with the eight legged Big daddy spiders, chilling there. Both of those creatures didnt seem to mind each other. As I moved the thing there are tons of eggs behind this thing. I think im growing a spider farm back there.

A trip to the zoo it was. I will collect these spiders, put em in a container that will be released to whover tries to jack my car. Itll work with the alarm system and if an intruder sits in my car to steal it, He will be unleashed upon with all sorts of spiders.

Im still working on the specs of this system.

[SexPanda]

with all these spider threads, we should have an official spider thread.

But yeah, there are some nasty spiders around the ozarks. Like mini tarantulas. Theyre big black and hairy, but half the size of a real tarantula.

[BustedS13]

^wolf spiders. pretty much harmless, but awesome

[s13silady]

with all these spider threads, we should have an official spider thread.

But yeah, there are some nasty spiders around the ozarks. Like mini tarantulas. Theyre big black and hairy, but half the size of a real tarantula.

tarantula's or tarantula looking spiders are cool though... and i hate spiders... for some reason i can hold a tarantula...

its those f*ckin' white spiders or see through one etc, etc, that irk the shit out of me.

[VROOOM]

I came out ot my car a few months ago and one of those lynx spiders had made a nest or somehting on my door handle. it was huge!!. but my backyard is full of brown and black widows

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Here you go man now you will know which spiders are venomous

Spider Identification Chart - Venomous or Dangerous? (http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html)

[mrmephistopheles]

I go spider hunting around 1-2AM and I'll usually find a few widow to spray down.

[pink godzila]

Man where do you live?? I hate spiders!!

[MudRacer]

I dont think spider-man would be too happy about this thread.