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nofuckingway. this fat drunk dude gets mugged & shot, says he didn't feel a thing. police find the bullet lodged inbetween his fat rolls two days later
quotes:
During the check the bullet just fell out. According to police "it barely pierced the skin and was smothered by all the flesh around it."
LOL
fucking superfat
Ananova - Man's fat stopped bullet (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2996496.html?menu=)
Mr. Camshaft
09-08-2008, 01:12 AM
shoulda used a s&w 500
HyperTek
09-08-2008, 01:12 AM
something isnt right... medics found the bullet, but if he didnt know he got shot and felt fine, then why would there have been medics checking him over?
mRclARK1
09-08-2008, 01:13 AM
That's why you always give them the old "Two in the chest and one in the head..."
You know the rest.
20 stone = Roughly 280lbs.
Matej
09-08-2008, 01:13 AM
something isnt right... medics found the bullet, but if he didnt know he got shot and felt fine, then why would there have been medics checking him over?
Routine examination for injuries.
HyperTek
09-08-2008, 01:22 AM
they musta just lifted the fat roll over and it fell out huh
luisgonz
09-08-2008, 01:25 AM
Note to self: Be fat and it will protect you from bullets. But will have high blood pressure and can die from a heart attack. lol
something isnt right... medics found the bullet, but if he didnt know he got shot and felt fine, then why would there have been medics checking him over?
he didn't report it until 2 days later
illvialuver
09-08-2008, 01:33 AM
must have been agustus gloop on his way home from willy wonkas
RiversideS13
09-08-2008, 01:43 AM
the gun and bullet must was made in China
FRpilot
09-08-2008, 01:51 AM
http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/2/25/Blob.PNG/440px-Blob.PNG
jrocslider
09-08-2008, 01:51 AM
the gun and bullet must was made in China
no, that guy was just made in the u.s.a
home of the fat people that order super triple bacon triple cheese triple meat hamburgers and a diet coke
Ace Callaway
09-08-2008, 02:21 AM
haha people still ask questions even though the article clearly states everything they're asking. :spank:
Future240
09-08-2008, 06:36 AM
wow he has reached a new level of fatass. The bullet stopper.
280lbs is not that fat all things considered, depending on height. now lets say if he was 4 foot 9 then yeah 280 pound's he would be more round than tall.
being fat does not make your skin tougher, there is a symptom called weeping skin. It's what happens to your skins because its stretched out soo much.
mRclARK1
09-08-2008, 09:52 AM
280 is fat. Just doesn't seem like it since so many people ARE overweight today. To be healthy at 280, you'd either need to be built like a bodybuilder (and still be fairly tall like 6' at least), or be over like 6'5 and still be built fairly large. My cousin weighs right around 280 and he's a healthy weight and still fairly broad shouldered and generally a large dude. He's also about 6'9 - 6'10.
!Zar!
09-08-2008, 12:30 PM
For some reason this doesn't scientifically seem possible.
Fat doesn't make your skin tougher.
I don't see how this story is holding up...
brewster240
09-08-2008, 12:38 PM
no pics, no believe.
280 is big, but far from huge rolls of fat.
jskateborders
09-08-2008, 03:01 PM
homemade bullet/gun without enough gunpowder. I made a gun when i was like 12 out of a cap gun. It only shot like 50 feet, but that gives you an idea.
280 is fat. Just doesn't seem like it since so many people ARE overweight today. To be healthy at 280, you'd either need to be built like a bodybuilder (and still be fairly tall like 6' at least), or be over like 6'5 and still be built fairly large. My cousin weighs right around 280 and he's a healthy weight and still fairly broad shouldered and generally a large dude. He's also about 6'9 - 6'10.
I'm not saying 280 isn't fat, but for the most part is not fat enough to create body rolls. I'm 6'1 and 270 and I would say I'm more chubby than fat.
Mi Beardo es Loco
09-08-2008, 05:23 PM
http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/2/25/Blob.PNG/440px-Blob.PNG
lol. first thing that came to my head too!!!! the Blob only has one weakness......chafing
being fat does not make your skin tougher, there is a symptom called weeping skin. It's what happens to your skins because its stretched out soo much.
I saw this on TV and it was quite possibly the grossest thing ever. They were sitting in a chair, and their stomach was touching the ground, and when they got up, the carpet was wet.
also i just gagged remembering that
murda-c
09-08-2008, 05:32 PM
also doesn't say what he was wearing and how far away the shot was.
might have been a little .22, which from a distant and if it was at the correct angle, might not have penetrated at all.
Or it might have been a ricochet.
mrmephistopheles
09-08-2008, 06:33 PM
home of the fat people that order super triple bacon triple cheese triple meat hamburgers and a diet coke
Thanks, I'm hungry again.
Now off to In & Out to order a 4x4 & a Dr. Pepper.
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