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RJF
08-14-2008, 08:46 AM
Big Underpants: Wife Uses eBay to Humiliate Cheating Husband and Fat Lover (http://gizmodo.com/5036936/wife-uses-ebay-to-humiliate-cheating-husband-and-his-fat-lover)

For some strange reason, an Australian woman thinks that putting for sale a photo of her cheating husband's lover pants on eBay—along with a empty condom wrapper—is a perfect way to humiliate them both. But why just a photo? It didn't make much sense to me until I learnt about eBay's weird no-secondhand underwear rules. But still, she manages to pull it with her funny description of the "The Tart's Knickers". The punishment doesn't end there: She plans to continue it by auctioning her husband's Harley for 99 cents.

They [the underpants] are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps.

Apparently, the woman arrived home after she received a torrid SMS from her husband—obviously not directed to her—only to discover him in bed with the condom wrapper under the pillow and the lady's big underpants at the foot of the bed, like some kind of big pirate flag.

The wife wanted to sell the actual piece of massive lingerie, but eBay asked her to take it down because they have a policy against selling secondhand underwear. An eBay spokeswoman said:

We let her know about the policy and instead she's now selling a photograph of the offending knickers. This is obviously very therapeutic for this woman and it must be a great channel for her views on cheating and the sanctity of marriage.

Great. eBay therapy. Yes. It's a slow day, but what worries me here is this stupid secondhand underwear sales ban. Does this apply to eBay Japan too? How can pervs all around the world bid for their favorite porn stars used lingerie? These are all questions that shall be answered before the day ends. Anyone wants to buy my CK—too tight—boxers? [Reuters]

Unholy S14
08-14-2008, 08:48 AM
weird..........

DOOK
08-14-2008, 08:49 AM
actual link... funny stuff

EMPTY CONDOM PACKET & A PHOTO OF 'THE TART'S' KNICKERS - eBay (item 250280309940 end time Aug-17-08 23:38:51 PDT) (http://cgi.ebay.com/EMPTY-CONDOM-PACKET-A-PHOTO-OF-THE-TARTS-KNICKERS_W0QQitemZ250280309940QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1 469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

stiizy
08-14-2008, 08:50 AM
Damn i'm about to buy the harley for 99 cents...

He's getting owned

CrimsonRockett
08-14-2008, 09:30 AM
Hmm, its his harley.

She comes off as an attention whore.

So, I don't like her.

I bet she's a bigger porker than the said porker.

Kinda wish the guy ends up sueing her for selling the harley if she goes through with it.

:rofl:

altalti
08-14-2008, 09:52 AM
Pretty funny story but then again I am quite bored at work :ugh:.

driftphenom
08-14-2008, 10:15 AM
in divorce court, she'll get whatever she wants. "alienation of affection"

DOOK
08-14-2008, 10:16 AM
fuck that guys cheating ass... if he wanted other poon he should have just said, i want other poon, you can deal with it and we'll stay married or we need to ge apart... cheating is retarded, just be honest. It's the classis, I want my cake and be able to eat it too complex.

kyoru
08-14-2008, 10:57 AM
i'll take the harley

MikeisNissan
08-14-2008, 10:59 AM
size small hahahahahah

17Green
08-14-2008, 10:59 AM
He shouldn't have done that to her. This is a bad case of Cheating Househusbands. I bet she was the one putting the food on the table every night. Good luck to him.

CrimsonRockett
08-14-2008, 11:24 AM
Agree with the last few posts, but why go the extra mile and waste more time dealing with it?

Shit, I know what its like to find out I was being cheaten on, but I dropped that shit and moved on.

Didn't bother going out of my way and wasting time trying to exploit her to let people know she's a slut.

Karma's a bitch, and that's that.

If the guy wanted to play the field, he never should have got married.

iluvpandas4
08-14-2008, 11:27 AM
lol the ebay comments are funny, "ah you found my knickers"

murda-c
08-14-2008, 11:46 AM
I think i'm gonna bone a fat chick this week.

MikeisNissan
08-14-2008, 11:58 AM
Holy crap it went up to 10,000 bones! Wtf?!! Haha she is short, someone is fucking with her. No ones gonna fork up 10gs for some shit!

axiomatik
08-14-2008, 12:06 PM
Agree with the last few posts, but why go the extra mile and waste more time dealing with it?

Shit, I know what its like to find out I was being cheaten on, but I dropped that shit and moved on.

Didn't bother going out of my way and wasting time trying to exploit her to let people know she's a slut.

Karma's a bitch, and that's that.

If the guy wanted to play the field, he never should have got married.

yeah, but you didn't give up 22 years of your life to that relationhip, did you? Nor did you have the legal ramifications that marriage entails.

Mi Beardo es Loco
08-14-2008, 12:07 PM
that deserves a nice hard cunt punch

LeftNutOfGowd
08-14-2008, 12:21 PM
Fat bitches need love to

stiizy
08-14-2008, 12:22 PM
^ So i've heard but i'd pass

stiizy
08-14-2008, 01:06 PM
Yo it's up to 11K right now for the panties

DOOK
08-14-2008, 01:17 PM
yeah, but you didn't give up 22 years of your life to that relationhip, did you? Nor did you have the legal ramifications that marriage entails.

exactly the point I was making... I love it when unmarried people make judgements on the negative actions of married people without ever knowing what all in involved in such a relationship first hand... a few of us in a large group of friends are married and whenever one of us is having problems, inevitably one of the non married guys goes, "just leave the bitch"... not quite that simple boys

I love what she's doing, I think it's great.

g6civcx
08-14-2008, 02:20 PM
exactly the point I was making... I love it when unmarried people make judgements on the negative actions of married people without ever knowing what all in involved in such a relationship first hand... a few of us in a large group of friends are married and whenever one of us is having problems, inevitably one of the non married guys goes, "just leave the bitch"... not quite that simple boys

That's why we should ban all marriages. Problem solved.

DOOK
08-14-2008, 02:24 PM
if only I was as wise years ago as I am today....

Bobafreak
08-14-2008, 02:33 PM
17,000 for a pair of undies.....this is a joke.

mRclARK1
08-14-2008, 02:40 PM
Uhhhh...

... Yeah.

:ugh:

MikeisNissan
08-14-2008, 02:43 PM
20,000!!!!!!!!!!! Ftl!

SexPanda
08-14-2008, 05:04 PM
I think i'm gonna bone a fat chick this week.

I may look into that as a possible avenue for my natural male needs as well.

Fries
08-14-2008, 05:08 PM
Um its at 1 million dollars. If Im correct, its for a picture, not a pair of stank underwear.


Totally CRAZY!

jrocslider
08-14-2008, 05:17 PM
Current bid: US $1,256,250.00

someone is fuckin with her... i doubt someone would pay that for a picture of big underwear.

CrimsonRockett
08-14-2008, 05:30 PM
Current bid is $5,000,100.00.

:rofl:

Yeah, that'll teach him a lesson!

KwKouki
08-14-2008, 05:32 PM
Current bid: US $1,256,250.00

*edit* it went up 4 million in 15 minutes

MikeisNissan
08-14-2008, 06:41 PM
100 million dollars ! Dr. Evil is jealous!