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Goinsleeper
07-17-2008, 10:48 AM
So i was taking my dog out and i noticed a spider put a web up on my car. I got a little closer to see what was up and it was a full out web. Then i figured i would find the spider....

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx001.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx002.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx003.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx004.jpg

Hells yeah its a fkn Black Widow!!! Dear lord is that a terrible place for that SOB to be. Luckily he put up a web so i knew he was there!

Brian
07-17-2008, 10:48 AM
oh my god.

what a nightmare.......... !!!!!!

shmiddy
07-17-2008, 10:49 AM
oh shit thats nuts

how long has ur car been sitting their??

ILoveMyRHS13
07-17-2008, 10:51 AM
Holy shit, dude!

ROUGE180
07-17-2008, 10:52 AM
Thank god he/she spun a web man. That's crazy. And what shmiddy said.. how long was the car there?

gprb25
07-17-2008, 10:53 AM
Damn dude, that would have been bad if you just stuck your hand in there.

Well, now your car has a nickname!:keke:

Okinawandrifter87
07-17-2008, 10:53 AM
EFFING CRAZY! your car had to been parked in a dark spot or for a while!

geoff240sx
07-17-2008, 10:56 AM
omg fuck spiders!

veeates36
07-17-2008, 10:59 AM
Wow.. Thats no good. i wonder if when you try to remove the web it'll crawl through the handle and in between the door then back in your face.. Dun-dun..duuuuuunnnn... lol..

Seriously, good thing you found it.

vvtisupra
07-17-2008, 11:00 AM
leave it there. Theft deterent

ILoveMyRHS13
07-17-2008, 11:00 AM
Set that bitch on fire!

240REV
07-17-2008, 11:08 AM
Thats fucken crazy dude! Damn spiders!!! Would of sucked to have gotten bit by that!

axiomatik
07-17-2008, 11:26 AM
yikes, lucky thing you saw it. If you had gone out to your car at night you probably would have just stuck your hand in. :bite:

leave it there. Theft deterent

+1

Goinsleeper
07-17-2008, 11:29 AM
The car has only been there for like a week or so. I dont have it the tag and insurance yet as its not a finished project yet, though it runs alright. Ive parked it there before and had a spider build a web from the ground to the front bumper in 1 night but of course it wasnt a fkn black widow and i dont generally grab that area lol.

Gotta agree with vvtisupra, great theft deterant. And if they dont see the spider and try to get in the car, the spider becomes karma lol

SoguRacing
07-17-2008, 11:38 AM
haha, maybe somebody placed that spider there. lol lucky you didn't get bitten.

s13silady
07-17-2008, 11:44 AM
dude... all i can say is FUCK THAT NOISE....


your lucky man...go buy Lotto... NOW!.

murda-c
07-17-2008, 11:46 AM
i got bit by one once.

hurt like a motherfucker swelled up like a bitch and felt like the flu from hell afterwards.

blackcoupe
07-17-2008, 11:46 AM
omg that is disgusting.

HyperTek
07-17-2008, 11:53 AM
go shoot some radioactive rays at you car in hopes it merges with it =p

blueshark123
07-17-2008, 12:45 PM
go shoot some radioactive rays at you car in hopes it merges with it =p

ull have a spidercar then lol get it haha i crack myself up

Farzam
07-17-2008, 12:49 PM
I have some spider webs on my 240
It makes me hate myself

Om1kron
07-17-2008, 12:50 PM
--------------------- eeeeeeeeeek! ----------------------

xdumbxguyx
07-17-2008, 12:54 PM
damnn, something similiar happpened to me, i let my car sit for about 3-4 months and then went under to work on it and i got fucked up 2 bites. had a 2 huge ass bumps on my arm.

exitspeed
07-17-2008, 12:56 PM
I would not take a chance. Douse the entire car with gasoline and start it on fire...

azndoc
07-17-2008, 12:56 PM
I fucking hate spiders.

Alex's parent's house has so many of those it nutz.

Danny told me once that they had a lot of spiders there while I was visiting his old house.

I freaked a bit.

miggypq21
07-17-2008, 01:00 PM
http://www.smcars.net/forums/avatars/johnas.gif

Wow man that sucks haha, I went away on vacation for a week, came back and when i washed my car I found a gang of webs on the sub frame underneath.

I just sprayed that shit down with water, yesterday I got under the car to check something out and they where back, hope its nothing big like yours haha.

SoSideways
07-17-2008, 01:00 PM
I thought I was gonna click on this thread and see pics of someone putting a shit ton of shaving cream under your door handle, or someone jizzed on it or something.

Black widow... argh...

They're scary in that, they'll kill you with 1 bite type of scare, but man, if you had one of the wolf spiders that live around here jump out at you when you went near the handle, I bet it would freak you out more.

I've killed like, 4 so far, within the last month. Fucking hate those things.

!Zar!
07-17-2008, 01:03 PM
I'm suprised he didn't make a mansion between all that fender gap.

exitspeed
07-17-2008, 01:04 PM
I'm tempted to delete this thread from existence just for talking about spiders.


I won't though. I'm JK.

240drifter1
07-17-2008, 01:06 PM
or someone jizzed on it or something.



:keke:
teheheheh


That sucks man, atleast you found it and didnt get bit.

SoSideways
07-17-2008, 01:08 PM
:keke:
teheheheh


You got purty lips.

wangan_cruiser
07-17-2008, 01:08 PM
holy shit. how long was your car parked?

i can hold spiders in my hand and play with them but i choose which spider i can hold. i grabbed them with my hand at work.>>>LoL

DMaxUSA
07-17-2008, 01:13 PM
you better bug bomb your car. I kept seeing spider webs inside my car everyday, and I could never find the stupid spider. Then one night I was driving around, and I saw this huge black spider walking around on my passenger seat, like he was out for a joy ride or something. By the time I could find something to smash him with (all while driving btw), he disappeared on me, like a "ninja spider". I bug bombed my car that night, and never saw the bitch again.......

CrazyTrance
07-17-2008, 01:14 PM
Haha, holy crap man. Thats wierd as fuck.

!Zar!
07-17-2008, 01:37 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/technoman959/DSC04719.jpg

status:one
07-17-2008, 01:38 PM
damn... good thing that lil fucker spun a web or you could have had to deal with this....

http://www.medscape.com/content/1998/00/41/73/417370/art-m5054.fig7.jpg

deadpirate
07-17-2008, 01:40 PM
HOLY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!


fuck using a bug bomb...

you need a CAR BOMB!!!!!!!!!!! blow the bitch sky mother fucking high

god damnit i hate spiders. now im all sitting up in my chair. feet away from the ground all paranoid and shit

Flybert
07-17-2008, 01:46 PM
The other day I was picking up one of my wheels to mount it on the car and it had a big black widow underneath the spoke where I was reaching. I hardly ever where gloves but this day I happened to have some thick leather ones on.

Black widows are everywhere. One almost climbed on to my grandpa's leg the other day when we were hanging our legs in to the jacuzzi. I notice them all the time.

ericcastro
07-17-2008, 01:48 PM
Dude, thats awsome!!!!

Your Car is Hard As Fuck!!! black on black with a black widow for security!

sweet

!Zar!
07-17-2008, 01:48 PM
HOLY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!


fuck using a bug bomb...

you need a CAR BOMB!!!!!!!!!!! blow the bitch sky mother fucking high

god damnit i hate spiders. now im all sitting up in my chair. feet away from the ground all paranoid and shit
Do you feel something on your back?

Or crawling up your leg...

S13_Nightkid
07-17-2008, 01:55 PM
dammit. im paranoid now cause i always leave my windows open at night...

the pic looks like a zombie transformation...

TougeLabs
07-17-2008, 01:58 PM
Thats awful...lucky man that would ruin your day but at least black widows have good taste right ?
When i first got my car in from Japan this good sized spider bit my leg i was kinda freaking out...Then i couldnt find it so who knows lol

Taniguchi_Is_#1
07-17-2008, 02:00 PM
Use Fire. Lots Of It.

ROIDMONKEY
07-17-2008, 02:01 PM
dude... all i can say is FUCK THAT NOISE....


your lucky man...go buy Lotto... NOW!.
he sure is , spiders are demon's .

DWvinny
07-17-2008, 02:07 PM
shit catch that sucker and send it to me.. ill put it in a shiftknob for you !!
this thread is good enough that ill even hook it up at a discounted rate

240REV
07-17-2008, 02:08 PM
Ok thats a HUGE spider!! and that finger is just nasty! But after all this spider talk i found this...

http://www.spiderzrule.com/reclusebiteleg.htm

ewww.

suprafreak1000
07-17-2008, 02:19 PM
god i hate spiders, ^ and that is just nasty wtf.

now im paranoid as hell lol.

MikeisNissan
07-17-2008, 02:49 PM
:eek3: That's nuts.. I've never seen a black widow in person.

carnal_c30
07-17-2008, 03:03 PM
I've been working under a car that sat for awhile and a black widow dropped down on my chest... i was freaking out

I would check for others around, they sometimes like to party in packs

s13silady
07-17-2008, 04:04 PM
I'm suprised he didn't make a mansion between all that fender gap.



i just read this...OMFG i LOLed at work.

JustShiftBoots.com
07-17-2008, 04:08 PM
EWWWW thank god you found that. FUCK SPIDERS. I had our bug guy come BACK out and RE-spray because I hate them that much....

illvialuver
07-17-2008, 04:15 PM
ive heard that only happens to cars with the silver door trim

deadpirate
07-17-2008, 04:49 PM
Do you feel something on your back?

Or crawling up your leg...

i hate you:hyper: :hyper:

driven_
07-17-2008, 08:04 PM
whoa, almost entered your casket on wheels.
ohh, the tingly sensation inside me.

Shawn240
07-17-2008, 08:36 PM
leave it there. Theft deterent

.......ROFL!

Bomber 570
07-17-2008, 08:45 PM
I work on my car under a tree in my back yard, so its not uncommon to be attacked by bananna spiders, black widows, brown recluse, all manner of wasps and bee's (including the ferocious cicada killer, that makes burrows in the ground and sneek attacks you! Fuckin thing is like 4 inches long and sounds like a bomber when it flies!), and I've been face to face with about 4 different snakes so far, two rattlers and two I didnt recognize, I think one was a water moccasin (we live near a lake).

One time I walked into a web I didnt see, and when I went to brush it outta my hair, I felt somtn on my hand, and it was a black widow o_0 fuck I was glad I didnt get bit.

Im not too scared of siders, but I freakin HATE bee's/wasps, I keep two cans of wasp spray with me when I work.

Tell me this shit wouldnt scare you if you saw it flying at your face (its a cicada killer):

http://www.rock.uwc.edu/facultypages/tklubert/images/Originals/CicadaKiller.jpg


Or how bout one of these in your face? (banana spider):
http://davidmichaelkennedy.com/blog/media/heather-banana-spider.jpg

Or how bout finding this waiting for you when you rolled under your car?

http://www.arborsia.org/flora_fauna/rattle_westerndiamondback.jpg

flip3d
07-17-2008, 09:24 PM
at least it wasnt a brown recluse.

fuck those things. they cause necrosis in soft tissue.

ManoNegra
07-17-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm jealous that awesome sig material.
Lots of spiderwebs/cathair/hairballs under my long term hatch project.

oscarsx
07-17-2008, 09:35 PM
i hate those black widows, pshh.. If you want to see one, just go ahead and look under all those pieces of wood u guys have in ur back yards.. you should find one, just dont get bit tho!!! my co-worker told me those suckaz num half your body, haha but i call bs... no way i would even try to prove that tho =D

sxe
07-17-2008, 09:40 PM
i got bit by some sorta spider a few ekks ago, my whole face was swollen, my eye was swollen shut, and looked like i had a black eye and now i have an indention where the spider bite was and its a hard tissue kinda balled up underneath the skin. then a week later same thing happened to my brother!! fuck spiders!!

LongGrain
07-17-2008, 09:41 PM
I work on my car under a tree in my back yard, so its not uncommon to be attacked by bananna spiders, black widows, brown recluse, all manner of wasps and bee's (including the ferocious cicada killer, that makes burrows in the ground and sneek attacks you! Fuckin thing is like 4 inches long and sounds like a bomber when it flies!), and I've been face to face with about 4 different snakes so far, two rattlers and two I didnt recognize, I think one was a water moccasin (we live near a lake).

One time I walked into a web I didnt see, and when I went to brush it outta my hair, I felt somtn on my hand, and it was a black widow o_0 fuck I was glad I didnt get bit.

Im not too scared of siders, but I freakin HATE bee's/wasps, I keep two cans of wasp spray with me when I work.

Tell me this shit wouldnt scare you if you saw it flying at your face (its a cicada killer):

http://www.rock.uwc.edu/facultypages/tklubert/images/Originals/CicadaKiller.jpg


Or how bout one of these in your face? (banana spider):
http://davidmichaelkennedy.com/blog/media/heather-banana-spider.jpg

Or how bout finding this waiting for you when you rolled under your car?

http://www.arborsia.org/flora_fauna/rattle_westerndiamondback.jpg

if i ever saw a spider like that in person, i would promptly move and never ever come back.

i was down at my moms and some kind of turantula lookin thing found its way into her cooler, she woke me up to make me kill it. i sprayed that shit down with bug spray and threw a match in there.

Vision Garage
07-17-2008, 09:47 PM
I find spiders in my garage all the time. Maybe I should clean it out. Come carb cleaner will do wonders on them! I think. I went outside and I couldnt find it anymore. Black widow was huge too.

DOOK
07-17-2008, 09:51 PM
cheap hairspray + grill lighter = spider fucking blowtorch

Anto
07-17-2008, 09:55 PM
cheap hairspray + grill lighter = spider fucking blowtorch

use AXE deodorant. shit burns MUCH better & cleaner than anything else. blue flame instead of that pussy orange shit.

I experimented with all the diff types of sprays when I built my potato cannon. axe = win.

oh by the way, I thought he was going to find some nasty shit like human feces under the handle. hah
a

Bomber 570
07-17-2008, 09:58 PM
if i ever saw a spider like that in person, i would promptly move and never ever come back.

i was down at my moms and some kind of turantula lookin thing found its way into her cooler, she woke me up to make me kill it. i sprayed that shit down with bug spray and threw a match in there.


Actually, banana spiders are very docile and hardly dangerous at all, you can handle them and never get bit, I've never heard of anyone getting bit by one anyways. I'd be more worried about the other things I listed, those are just scary as hell when you look up and you see one in your face.

As for tarantula's, I used to play with them as a kid. They were in our yard all the time. When we'd mow you'd hear a loud "THUD" and the tarantula would go flying out the side of the mower, and if you were close enough, slam into the fence around our yard, I laughed hardily every time. We also used to throw them up on our roof and watch them get stuck in the tar and giggle. It hurts when they bite, but the ones in the US cant kill you, they just make you feel like you have a bad cold for a few days or a week. My grandpa got bit by one when I was younger, and even at like 85 years old he was only sick for a few days.

Oh yah, and I forgot to mention we deal with these all the time too:

http://museum.utep.edu/chih/theland/animals/invertebrates/scorpions/images/centruroidesvittatus.jpg

we find em in our clothes and shit, and we have to lay out traps for them. One got my mom in the foot a few months ago, it hurt so bad she was limping through the house screaming cuss words, and she's a god fearing woman, lol. We all thought the house was on fire or she'd seen someone get shot or something until she told us, lol. Good thing we keep poison kits on hand!

I dont wanna hear anyone bitch about the heat anymore, I wish that was the only thing I had to worry about when I work on my car!

driftSTL
07-17-2008, 10:44 PM
holy shit dude remind me to never ever live where you do. like +1 for being able to live there but i could never ever ever do it. ever. haha

VAs13
07-17-2008, 11:07 PM
holy fuck, i got the heebie jeebies now. after seeing all the webs on my coupe, its time to fucking bug spray the shit outta my undercarrage

allntrlundrgrnd
07-17-2008, 11:29 PM
i loathe this thread.


a buddy got bit by a brown recluse a while back and had an enormous open sore on his thigh that was so f'ing sick. i got no beef w/ snakes, but spiders are my arch enemy.

Bomber 570
07-17-2008, 11:32 PM
that my friend, is why we keep a brown recluse emergency first aid kit on hand, comes with a carbon paste to the suck the poison out, and a boxful of other goodies for taking the pain away etc. Keeps that kinda stuff from happening ;)

S14_Cookie
07-17-2008, 11:40 PM
Spiders FTMFL!

They are the most ugliest creatures on this planet! Small thin ones not so bad, its the chunky, juicy, thick ones that get me curling!

CrimsonRockett
07-17-2008, 11:47 PM
I hate this thread.

S13_Nightkid
07-17-2008, 11:55 PM
fuck now i cant sleep cuz im thinkin a brown recluse will bite my ass.

if only i were peter parker...we could be allies.. lol

sxe
07-17-2008, 11:56 PM
I hate this thread.

this thread hates you :fawk2: .

:keke:

Ninjabread
07-18-2008, 12:07 AM
http://www.grahamowengallery.com/fishing/fly-tying/Camel_Spider.jpg

NOM NOM NOM

http://www.applematters.com/assets/images/uploads/old/camelspider.JPG

On you.

Or how about this guy.

http://www.grahamowengallery.com/fishing/fly-tying/Camel_Spider.jpg

mad-ass
07-18-2008, 12:12 AM
holy hell..

that's all bad!

overb0ost
07-18-2008, 12:15 AM
I'm glad I live up north.....

mad-ass
07-18-2008, 12:20 AM
Ok now, Camel spiders aren't that bad. They are good to play with and feed them little bugs and what not. [I've done this in Kuwait]

now..the thing below that...WTF?!?!?!
alien

edit: ok, now i see it again..it's a fucking lour for fishing..

damn....

Mikey88
07-18-2008, 12:27 AM
reminds me when we were doin my motor swap it only took a few days of the car sitting for spiders to start buildin webs haha had a couple little shits but nothin crazy

Firestorm
07-18-2008, 02:11 AM
this thread gives me the creeps...

remind me of never going to cali...black widows, are your serious?!

the biggest domestic spider i ever saw was maybe 2 inches in diameter incl. legs...

but yay for redneck flamethrower...only way to deal with spiders in a manly way :D

that reminds me, i gotta buy a new gas can for my blow torch...

joshchewuhh
07-18-2008, 02:13 AM
wow im scared to open my door now i shouldnt have opened this thread:eek:

suislide91
07-18-2008, 02:16 AM
omg, makes me think theres one behind me right now >< GROSS

deadpirate
07-18-2008, 02:38 AM
i had a spider try to attack me last night while i was on the computer..little bastard hung down from the ceiling right infront of my monitor..i screamed like a little bitch, grabbed a can of wd-40 and a lighter..and waited till he got away from the computer...then i roasted the fuck out of him...and screamed some more

Bomber 570
07-18-2008, 02:40 AM
you screamed like a girl? at a jumper spider? I think using a flame thrower on a jumping spider is a little overkill, don't you?

deadpirate
07-18-2008, 02:45 AM
i REALLY hate spiders..im a bitch when it comes to spiders...

so in that case..no..using a flame thrower isnt overkill..had the bastard jumped..that wd-40 can would have quickly turned into a grenade

Jbma327
07-18-2008, 02:54 AM
Nice security system! =P

JustShiftBoots.com
07-18-2008, 03:15 AM
i hate those black widows, pshh.. If you want to see one, just go ahead and look under all those pieces of wood u guys have in ur back yards.. you should find one, just dont get bit tho!!! my co-worker told me those suckaz num half your body, haha but i call bs... no way i would even try to prove that tho =D

ughhh I hate that my dad has wood piles in his backyard for his fireplace...but for fun, he goes out at night and goes "hunting" for black widows.....:loco:

i got bit by some sorta spider a few ekks ago, my whole face was swollen, my eye was swollen shut, and looked like i had a black eye and now i have an indention where the spider bite was and its a hard tissue kinda balled up underneath the skin. then a week later same thing happened to my brother!! fuck spiders!!

WTF kind of spiders do you have in Menifee?!?!?! Keep that shit down there. :squint:

wow im scared to open my door now i shouldnt have opened this thread:eek:

Freaking seriously....

i had a spider try to attack me last night while i was on the computer..little bastard hung down from the ceiling right infront of my monitor..i screamed like a little bitch, grabbed a can of wd-40 and a lighter..and waited till he got away from the computer...then i roasted the fuck out of him...and screamed some more

you screamed like a girl? at a jumper spider? I think using a flame thrower on a jumping spider is a little overkill, don't you?

uhmmm HELL YES.....I agree with him....ANY spider is one too many. Just like a roach....spiders are evil mofos that need to die. all of them.

i REALLY hate spiders..im a bitch when it comes to spiders...

so in that case..no..using a flame thrower isnt overkill..had the bastard jumped..that wd-40 can would have quickly turned into a grenade

lmao...but seriously, I feel ya.

Mangudai
07-18-2008, 07:46 AM
Theres a spider that keeps making a web in a hole on my rear right wheel but I cant tell where it is. What should I do? :ugh:

Bomber 570
07-18-2008, 08:03 AM
do a massive burnout and smoke him out. Or you know, save $20 in life on your tires and stop being a pussy and use a broom to destroy the web. However unless you park the car in a different spot a lot, he will just come back, spiders are very territorial. I have one that makes a huge web on my front porch, and I can dump him all the way out on the street and he will come back and make his web in the same place again.

ZX88
07-18-2008, 08:09 AM
brake out he hose! fuck spiders!

Mangudai
07-18-2008, 08:49 AM
do a massive burnout and smoke him out. Or you know, save $20 in life on your tires and stop being a pussy and use a broom to destroy the web. However unless you park the car in a different spot a lot, he will just come back, spiders are very territorial. I have one that makes a huge web on my front porch, and I can dump him all the way out on the street and he will come back and make his web in the same place again.


Ive destroyed the web twice, I do park in the same spot though. I'll try another spot.

S13_Nightkid
07-18-2008, 02:45 PM
fuckin curse! i was using the bathroom then one crawled by my feet had no other alternative but to gun em with the scrubbing bubbles shit lol

BBSilvia
07-18-2008, 02:50 PM
i was expecting some dents scratches or somthing some one else did to your door...was not expecting the whole spider thing haha i got bit by a black widow...wasnt really bad my had just swelled up a lil thank god im not allergic to those or things could have taken a much worse turn

mRclARK1
07-18-2008, 02:54 PM
I've been into the Amazon jungle more then once, and seen one of these up close and personal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_birdeater

That was just a little guy. Man up. :keke: jk.

Good thing you noticed.

I also encountered one of these bad boys once.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

:ugh:... Yes, I got the fuck out of his way and out of there.

Neejay
07-18-2008, 04:43 PM
holy shit...that makes me want to check my door handle EVERYTIME I go to get in my car.

surge s14
07-18-2008, 04:46 PM
i request to see that spider burn ~:)

adrians_s13
07-18-2008, 04:55 PM
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!

turbocrazy07
07-18-2008, 04:57 PM
leave it there. Theft deterent
works better than an alarm lol

s14ster
07-18-2008, 05:01 PM
Oh Dang, I would be scared!

BBSilvia
07-18-2008, 05:05 PM
hahaha just thought of my friend ross (deadpirate) HATES spiders he dropped a hatch with blown shocks on my head.....why....saw a spider maby the size of my pinky nail and ran screaming............damn him

loveskylines
07-18-2008, 05:18 PM
http://kaylee2.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/camel_spider.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/PebblePie/Blog%20Photos/CamelSpiderBite4.jpg


the thing that sucks the most... if you in the military, you cannot waste ammo shooting the SOBs ......run bitch run!!

btw they love shade esp from camels.... and your big tent:hyper:

BBSilvia
07-18-2008, 05:28 PM
UMM....WTF is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadpirate
07-18-2008, 05:45 PM
hahaha just thought of my friend ross (deadpirate) HATES spiders he dropped a hatch with blown shocks on my head.....why....saw a spider maby the size of my pinky nail and ran screaming............damn him

bullshit!!! that fucker was way bigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:axe:

theronin
07-18-2008, 05:49 PM
http://kaylee2.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/camel_spider.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/PebblePie/Blog%20Photos/CamelSpiderBite4.jpg


the thing that sucks the most... if you in the military, you cannot waste ammo shooting the SOBs ......run bitch run!!

btw they love shade esp from camels.... and your big tent:hyper:

dont spread misinformation. the left pic is of a camel spider found in the middle east. the other is of a Brown Recluse bite. nasty shit.

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

http://www.ascendedhealth.com/brown-recluse/bite-picture.htm

sldbyuramg
07-18-2008, 05:53 PM
nasty ass shit...spiders suck

SC_S13
07-18-2008, 06:06 PM
i have so much hate directed towards these last 4 pages. Now i definitely don't want to work under my coupe lol i cant even blast the webs away with a jet spray theyve been there so long.

mRclARK1
07-18-2008, 06:11 PM
http://kaylee2.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/camel_spider.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/PebblePie/Blog%20Photos/CamelSpiderBite4.jpg


the thing that sucks the most... if you in the military, you cannot waste ammo shooting the SOBs ......run bitch run!!

btw they love shade esp from camels.... and your big tent:hyper:

dont spread misinformation. the left pic is of a camel spider found in the middle east. the other is of a Brown Recluse bite. nasty shit.

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

http://www.ascendedhealth.com/brown-recluse/bite-picture.htm

Also I'm pretty sure that's two of them hanging onto each other.

They're not THAT big. Still... they are creepy fuckers.

Ceepo
07-18-2008, 06:51 PM
Black widow, black 240sx, sounds like that spiders got some taste :D lol...

Possibly paint scheme for you car lol...

That camel spider picture reminded me of this....

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/1.htm

lol

Goinsleeper
07-18-2008, 08:00 PM
LOLZ! I still havent killed the thing. When i do, im just gonna grab my mechanics gloves and pullem out.
You guys are WAY to afraid of spiders lol. The yard at my old house averaged 50-75 huge banana spiders a year. Banana Spiders + Paintball Gun = SOOO MUCH FUN! HIttem just right and the legs stay in the web tho the body is gone!

Gawd i love this!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/blackwidow.jpg

Goinsleeper
07-18-2008, 08:02 PM
And for all you bringing up the fender gap SCREW YOU! lol suspension soon to come!!!
And for the silver door trim, the car was like that when i got it and now theres residue stuck to the door, not to mention chipped paint!

.... bastards!

Goinsleeper
07-19-2008, 04:21 PM
Found out how to take close pics with my camera... lol.

She turned her belly up so i took a couple. Bitch has been poopin on my car!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx005.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx007.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx008.jpg

s13 @ fullboost
07-19-2008, 04:53 PM
I'm suprised he didn't make a mansion between all that fender gap.

Haha thats Good right there you are really luck that it decided to stay for a while and make a Web or else your hand would be the size of your head

HunsakerS14
07-19-2008, 05:20 PM
love the alarm bit. made me lol
and what was with the angry grass hopper that owned that spider. shit was cool.
but goodluck with that thing. I dont mess with spiders either. not for me. gl

atutt
07-19-2008, 06:30 PM
http://www.grahamowengallery.com/fishing/fly-tying/Camel_Spider.jpg

NOM NOM NOM

http://www.applematters.com/assets/images/uploads/old/camelspider.JPG

On you.

Or how about this guy.

http://www.grahamowengallery.com/fishing/fly-tying/Camel_Spider.jpg



Matt... I effing hate you right now. You're on my shit list, lol...




I can tolerate spider... but not like the ones mentioned in this thread. Oh and bees' FUCK BEE'S! I have a severe allergy to them so maybe that's why I fear them...

I've decided I'm never moving out of Ontario, Canada... screw all those nasty little buggers.

i8yourfwd
07-19-2008, 06:42 PM
Black widow, black 240sx, sounds like that spiders got some taste :D lol...

Possibly paint scheme for you car lol...

That camel spider picture reminded me of this....

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/1.htm

lol
That site is pretty sick.. haha watched em all

silviaguy240
07-19-2008, 07:01 PM
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx008.jpg

those are eggs fyi, not shit.

Mista Lee
07-19-2008, 09:26 PM
holyshit man. i'm a huge wimp when it comes to spiders..
I think you beat me..
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f76/initialdfreak/IMG_6033.jpg

irax
07-19-2008, 09:39 PM
are all those bee's dead?

wolfgangstbd
07-19-2008, 09:42 PM
i request to see that spider burn ~:)

+1 for burnin that shit.. and the eggs:ugh:

BBSilvia
07-19-2008, 09:42 PM
Do you feel something on your back?

Or crawling up your leg...
i will out money down that when he read that he looked or patted his back hahahahahaha

Mista Lee
07-19-2008, 09:44 PM
are all those bee's dead?

100% alive.
:eek:

i8yourfwd
07-19-2008, 11:02 PM
100% alive.
:eek:
Sooo what'd ya end up doing about them? O_O

I hate bees

az_240
07-19-2008, 11:20 PM
cool thread...

Ive dealt with pretty much everything as well.... Id say the worst so far is either a yellow jacket (the one that looks like a yellow bee) or being stung by a bark scorpion.

Ive had female black widows (males are hardly a threat) crawling on me because I used to work at the Bob Bondurant Race Track where I would move tire walls around...webs and black widows everywhere cuz its in the middle of the desert.

I usually just smash em with my hand real quick and have never been bit by one....

Mista Lee
07-19-2008, 11:57 PM
Sooo what'd ya end up doing about them? O_O

I hate bees

They were gone by morning, but they left this clear sticky shiz on my hood/roof/hood. It was a pain to clean.

pr0ject TRUENO
07-19-2008, 11:58 PM
i fucking hate spiders

i used to pull the legs off those daddy long legs when i was little

Somnambulist
07-20-2008, 01:12 AM
You should find another big bug or something and throw it into the black widows web and watch em duke it out.

Goinsleeper
07-20-2008, 11:32 AM
i fucking hate spiders

i used to pull the legs off those daddy long legs when i was little

You know daddy long-legs arent actually arachnids right? They only have 1 body section as aposed to 2.

And by the way, they cant hurt you! ...jerk lol

DisEpyon
07-20-2008, 06:39 PM
i need help and im thinking this is my best chances on posting up in here.

I left to seattle for a week and when i came back i found small little shit turds in my car. it was everywhere. Ive tryed looking to see if i could spot what ever it is that is shitting in my car. Do you guys think it is a spider? and if so what would be the best way to get rid of it to where it is also not deadly to me? guys think it might still be in there or might of left?

pr0tus
07-20-2008, 07:29 PM
probably a mouse or something

rexify
07-20-2008, 07:37 PM
watch for spider eggs!

jorge1190
07-20-2008, 10:48 PM
when our house first got build there were spiders everywhere in the garage.....paintball gun and the hose took care of everything

afro88
07-20-2008, 11:08 PM
My car has been sitting waiting to run for about 3 months now. Here in northern Louisiana black widow and brown recluse are everywhere. When I went to pull the drive shaft and tranny out of my car I felt black widow and brown recluse webs all under it....... I'm sure there are much more under there now....:(

DisEpyon
07-21-2008, 12:18 AM
well what do you guys recommend on getting rid of what ever it is?

Gas bomb my car over night?

Andrew Bohan
07-21-2008, 01:22 AM
i found a spider web between my passenger mirror and the window once.
then i wiped it away

and it was there the next day
so i wiped it away

came back, washed the car that day, sprayed inside the mirror for a good 2 minutes.

came back the next day. resilient little fucker.

kept coming back the next day for like a month, then i guess it got the point and left.

mike-hkc
07-21-2008, 01:28 AM
dude +1 for noticing that shit

blu2fourty
07-21-2008, 02:26 AM
thank god im up north! no crazy ass bugs here or very rare to encouter

afro88
07-21-2008, 05:38 PM
well what do you guys recommend on getting rid of what ever it is?

Gas bomb my car over night?


Spray the hell out of it with something that would kill even you if you inhale enough of it.

We have this hornet spray that freezes like any insect within seconds, but there are these things called horse flys here.... it doesnt do much to them and if it does they always fly away far as hell before we can find out. I hear horse flys suck to get bitten by and i never want to find out.

I want to try our parts cleaner on them...... our parts cleaner kills frogs if you dip your hand (with gloves on of course) in the cleaner and then pick them up. It wasnt me who did it though, it was a co-worker so dont go crazy environmentalist on me.

2Slow40
07-21-2008, 06:24 PM
fuck that

that is all

tracks13
07-21-2008, 07:44 PM
im gona have nightmares after reading this thread. Like... all the pages in this thread need to be set on fire so no insects or insect supporters survive.

Ebi
07-21-2008, 08:03 PM
It might of left you a little surprise.
Like its offsprings.

It's all up on your car.

Eeek.

2Slow40
07-21-2008, 09:20 PM
It might of left you a little surprise.
Like its offsprings.

It's all up on your car.

Eeek.

You're gonna be driving and a black widow is gonna crawl up the back of your seat and bite down on to your neck.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IQC4.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

DisEpyon
07-21-2008, 11:52 PM
Spray the hell out of it with something that would kill even you if you inhale enough of it.

We have this hornet spray that freezes like any insect within seconds, but there are these things called horse flys here.... it doesnt do much to them and if it does they always fly away far as hell before we can find out. I hear horse flys suck to get bitten by and i never want to find out.

I want to try our parts cleaner on them...... our parts cleaner kills frogs if you dip your hand (with gloves on of course) in the cleaner and then pick them up. It wasnt me who did it though, it was a co-worker so dont go crazy environmentalist on me.

hehe, thanks for the input.

Today i found more droppings, and some pieces of june-bugs. the car seems like its starting to stink!!

Im thinking it has to be a mice, cause i do not think a spider can poop droplings that big. Im gonna set up a few traps (one in the back, one in the passenger side, and one on the driver side) hopefully ill catch something.

ive been looking into building your own traps, but so far i havent found any that doesnt require alot of supplies, if not ill just run to the store tomorrow and buy some. maybe you guys might have some ideas?

if thats not the case then its off to the bug killers.

reccakun08
07-22-2008, 12:10 AM
For all you guys with spiders and webs under your car just take it to a car wash that sprays underneath the carriage. That is if your car can make it over. I miss drive through car washes.

braingone
07-22-2008, 12:50 AM
Oooo close one, luckily you didn't put your hand there :P

jmd8590
07-22-2008, 01:41 AM
or someone jizzed on it or something.

i laughed so hard my mom thought i was high or something

91SuperS13
07-23-2008, 01:00 AM
dude:eek: .....seriously bad omen...

98s14inaz
07-23-2008, 07:47 AM
Wow, that car needs a red hour glass sticker somewhere now.

leash
07-23-2008, 08:36 AM
I get black widows all the time at my house. I found 10 in one week in my backyard alone. One of them being the size of a quarter.

I can tolerate spiders as long as they don't come running out of a crawl space but cockroaches are another story. :hahano:

DisEpyon
07-27-2008, 01:46 PM
just wanted to let you guys know that i finally caught the mouse that was craping in my car and leaving pieces of bugs behind as well.

here is some pictures of the trap i made with the mouse caught in it.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m271/disepyon/IMG_2467.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m271/disepyon/IMG_2466.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m271/disepyon/IMG_2465.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m271/disepyon/IMG_2464.jpg
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m271/disepyon/IMG_2463.jpg

Now its time to bury it as a sign of respect for taking its life, no pics of that yet.

Do you guys think there might be more than one? think i should set the trap up again?

coww-cho!!!!!
07-27-2008, 03:43 PM
just watch this movei to feel better
http://blogs.voices.com/voxdaily/charlotte-web-original-movie.jpg

ATLspeed
07-31-2008, 02:49 PM
this was my "friend next door" lol. reason i called him that his becuz everynight under car canopy it would make a web in the corner of one of the poles that support the roof and the roof itself near our door. well one night i noticed it wasnt there and decided to make a web under a plant pot that we hang. so when i went to get out the car it was swinging right in front of my face soon as i opened the door. so i just moved my car and knocked the web down as punishment....next morning i come to this.......

http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/658900/fullsize/spider.jpg
http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/658901/fullsize/spider2.jpg
I folded my mirrow back for a better view

http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/658908/fullsize/spider3.jpg
http://www.supermotors.net/getfile/658909/fullsize/spider4.jpg
[i took the lighter to him for touching my car and nesting...im gonna miss him...R.I.P. "Friend Next Door"]

Sideways~S14
07-31-2008, 03:10 PM
Fuck Spiders I will run like a sob specially black widows luckily i have to go south to find brown recluse those are nasty This whole thread makes me sick makes me want to bug bomb my car even tho it doesnt sit for more then 24hrs

dolphin
07-31-2008, 03:16 PM
lots of people afriad of spiders im okay with spiders i dont' mind killing them... but damnnnn cock roaches creep me out...... if i see one of those big flying ones... damn dude i scream like a pansy!!!!!!!!!!! no joke! my gf even likes to tease me about it we were walking to a party one time and she saw this roach crawling around shes like baby look a big roach! mannnnn i jump and almost trip trying to avoid this damn thing... an di had shoes on when i could of just stomp him......

bardabe
07-31-2008, 06:08 PM
fuck that shit, i would have burn the mother fucker. like stated above Axe + BBQ lighter.

Goinsleeper
07-31-2008, 07:05 PM
nice 'bullet' hole? lol

Future240
07-31-2008, 08:23 PM
Fuck Spiders. I will run like a sob specially with black widows. luckily i have to go south to find brown recluse. those are nasty. This whole thread makes me sick. makes me want to bug bomb my car even tho it doesnt sit for more then 24hrs

Punctuation is your friend.

Last night as I was walkin up the stairs to my friends apt I saw this silver spider with pointy legs. The body was around the size of my thumb. I seriousy debated callin someone to come kill it, before I just manned up


(manning up consisted of jumpin like jordan over it and runnin in the house)

to the OT I would kill it before it breeds.

LimeLite Racing
08-17-2008, 08:25 PM
So I pulled my car cover off to give the baby some air, and to my surprise there are black widows everywhere! about 6 good sized webs underneath, a huge black widow in the hatch, a couple in the doors, god knows about underneath the dash... I just got back with some raid, and I'm going to spill black widow blood tonight! If I get jumped by them, it was nice knowing you all.

SexPanda
08-17-2008, 08:30 PM
i found a black widow spider in an old tire I was giving to a friend as a replacement.

I pick it up, and feel a web. I drop it instictively. Lo and behold. black widow.

So I put it in a jar, and show it to my arachniphobic friend Sam. He freaks out. Then I let it out, and put in a black rock. I walk up to him and say "its gone... NOW!" and throw the rock at him out of the jar. lol im a bad person.

btw... this thread is like 2 weeks old. It wasnt dead, but it was pulling a Terry Shaivo.

HunsakerS14
08-17-2008, 08:34 PM
So I pulled my car cover off to give the baby some air, and to my surprise there are black widows everywhere! about 6 good sized webs underneath, a huge black widow in the hatch, a couple in the doors, god knows about underneath the dash... I just got back with some raid, and I'm going to spill black widow blood tonight! If I get jumped by them, it was nice knowing you all.

best of luck to you comrade. kill them all!!!:rl:

LimeLite Racing
08-17-2008, 08:34 PM
psssssh 2 weeks, i saw that, but why start another black widow thread, theres about 15, and zilvia has to stick together to wipe out the black widow population.
btw man i had gotten a new set of tires from my uncle that were chillin in his back yard, i put them in my BMW, and about 2 or 3 days later a big ol black widow swung down from the rear view mirror. i almost crashed the car, but fortunately pulled over in time before it bit me. scary crap. now im afraid thats going to happen in the 240. anyone want to buy my car?

SexPanda
08-17-2008, 08:49 PM
psssssh 2 weeks, i saw that, but why start another black widow thread, theres about 15, and zilvia has to stick together to wipe out the black widow population.
btw man i had gotten a new set of tires from my uncle that were chillin in his back yard, i put them in my BMW, and about 2 or 3 days later a big ol black widow swung down from the rear view mirror. i almost crashed the car, but fortunately pulled over in time before it bit me. scary crap. now im afraid thats going to happen in the 240. anyone want to buy my car?

I am down. I hate black widows as much as the next guy. Brown recluses are like meh tho. I've been bitten, it swelled up, got nasty, hurt like hell, but in a week it went down and now i have just a pea sized scar.

Bees dont bother me either. I'd rather not be stung, but i;d be stung by 20 bees before im stung by 1 wasp.

And as much as I love my bmw... If theres a fucking black widow hanging from the damn rear view, that shits going into a tree and me out the door.

LimeLite Racing
08-17-2008, 09:20 PM
hahahaha! i ended up selling the beamer, and havent had any black widow problems in my vehicles since.... until now!!!!!! i just killed the one in the hatch, and the price of my car just went up 50 bucks.... whos gonna buy it before i have to go risk my life some more?!?!?!
haha jk.. im pretty sure you wont die unless a few of them get you..

Mangudai
08-17-2008, 09:36 PM
Found the spider that was making a web from my wheel. Killed him dead.

LimeLite Racing
08-17-2008, 09:51 PM
that's what im talking about!!!!!!
kill them all!!!!!!!!!!!!

karl wasabi
08-17-2008, 10:13 PM
Goddamn. what a nasty ass surprise. I've had my shell sitting for about a month now in my backyard. I'm so scared to find what's inside that thing. I need to drop the subframe too... =(

haha. If I see a spider I run like hell and find some sort of weapon to destroy the mother fucker. haha.

One of my personal favorites. Get a keyboard spray thing areosole can, flip it upside down, and feeze the bitch. Then you can kill it. If that doesn't work those aerosol cans have a crazy ass flame. WAY better than AXE. haha

TheBigDirty
10-09-2008, 02:11 PM
One time in SF I was with my girl in my vert. We were at a stoplight with the top down. Right as the light turned green, a spider dropped in front of her from the top of my windshield and swung in her face. Later that week I found a nice little nest in the back where the top goes down.

My girls aunt was bit by a brown recluse. Her leg is decaying at the wound, and she cant go on planes because the pressure will make it splooge everywhere.

I HATE SPIDERS.

ZenkiCam
10-09-2008, 03:02 PM
Really...?

xplicit240
10-09-2008, 03:09 PM
thank god for the east coasts cold weather. spiders dont like it =)

SILVIA_KIDs14.5
10-09-2008, 03:10 PM
So i was taking my dog out and i noticed a spider put a web up on my car. I got a little closer to see what was up and it was a full out web. Then i figured i would find the spider....

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx001.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx002.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx003.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x252/xex4u2nvx/my%20240sx/240sx004.jpg

Hells yeah its a fkn Black Widow!!! Dear lord is that a terrible place for that SOB to be. Luckily he put up a web so i knew he was there!


your lucky you saw that shit damn

origin_s135
10-09-2008, 03:11 PM
i'll kill it with my bare hands.

HKsilvia
10-09-2008, 08:44 PM
you just missed a chance to turn into spiderman.

jesus christ! doesnt that the spider can get u killed in 3 minutes?

ZenkiGTS
10-10-2008, 11:17 AM
got a shitload of webs on my 86

twotoes
10-10-2008, 12:21 PM
dude....thats probably the most terrifying thing EVAR! thank god it was day time :D and u saw that shit.

.....wow just realized how old this thread was....