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brokeAs240sx
05-29-2008, 03:11 PM
On Memorial Day, a buddy brought a nice orange Lotus Exige by. Were we interested in test driving it? Eh. Did we engage in stimulating conversation about the differences between the "regular" Lotus vs the Exige vs a Miata? Maybe...

What we really wanted to know: will our friend Ankur fit in the trunk?

The sign on the trunk latch says you can:

http://bewbews.com/pictures/4/1150.jpg

Unfortunately, real word test case says NO :(

http://www.bewbews.com/pictures/4/1147.jpg

Nice try, my friend. Gotta lose some weight... and limbs, haha.

via my blog (w/ more pics of the actual car, hahaha): Lots Exige Trunks not Mafia Friendly (http://www.bewbews.com/2008/05/27/lotus-exige-trunks-are-not-mafia-friendly)
stiizy
05-29-2008, 03:14 PM
Damn thats a nice car.. too bad he didn't fit haha
status:one
05-29-2008, 03:14 PM
haha... i can't imagine any full size person fitting in there.
Nice car.
240drifter1
05-29-2008, 03:20 PM
lmfao

That pic cracks me up.
ronmcdon
05-29-2008, 03:27 PM
good effort!
SW20Racer
05-29-2008, 03:30 PM
looks like you're trying to pull off this kind of shit.

http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/smuggle.jpg
eastcoastS14
05-29-2008, 03:33 PM
lol nice exige comes with a soprano button
drift925
05-29-2008, 04:09 PM
looks like you're trying to pull off this kind of shit.

http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/smuggle.jpg

where do you people get these kind of pics????
status:one
05-29-2008, 04:10 PM
where do you people get these kind of pics????

I bet if you search "Human Trafficking" on google I'm sure you could find a thing or two.
brokeAs240sx
05-29-2008, 04:12 PM
ROFL, NICEEEEEE.

Well, my buddy can at least fit in dryers:

http://www.bewbews.com/pictures/3/1242.jpg

http://www.bewbews.com/pictures/3/1243.jpg

http://www.bewbews.com/pictures/3/1244.jpg

*We weren't mean enough to turn it on tho.
mRclARK1
05-29-2008, 04:16 PM
How small is this dude? Literally only a 100lbs? hahaha... You'd have to be really small to fit in the trunk of one of those. I remember when I saw one me and some friends commented on how you'd never use that car to dump a body. lolz
brokeAs240sx
05-29-2008, 04:28 PM
He's like 120-130lbs I believe. He's not tiny, but not a fatty like me, haha.
brndck
05-29-2008, 04:40 PM
"i could fit if i didn't have these damn arms"
-fry
status:one
05-29-2008, 04:42 PM
ROFL, NICEEEEEE.

Well, my buddy can at least fit in dryers:
*We weren't mean enough to turn it on tho.

lol...Dont try this at home.

I have a small feeling some idiot is going to climb into a freezer tonight to post pics for this thread and we will hear about a frozen Zilvian on the news the next day.
Farzam
05-29-2008, 04:46 PM
I'm currently thinking of what to throw myself into to show up zilvia

Damnit
status:one
05-29-2008, 04:48 PM
I'm currently thinking of what to throw myself into to show up zilvia

Damnit

I knew it.... :keke:
muddafakka
05-29-2008, 05:06 PM
Yeah...he'll fit in an S13 coupe or vert trunk with no problems.

We tried it before with a guy that was a bit heavier than that. Took a little effort but not too much. Wish I had the pics to share.
SW20Racer
05-29-2008, 09:27 PM
where do you people get these kind of pics????

i can google image any given phrase and i can guarantee i will come up with a relevant picture.

and if i cant find a relevant pic, it's off to ms paint to make one super quick. then host it from photobucket.
SW20Racer
05-29-2008, 09:31 PM
I'm currently thinking of what to throw myself into to show up zilvia

Damnit

you should see if you can fit in an oven. or a suitcase.

i also have some pictures of a man sewn into a van seat in an attempt to get across a border...but those are just sad...
gabe30
05-30-2008, 01:59 AM
i love how that trunk latch release picture looks exactly like an exige
ayuaddict
05-30-2008, 02:43 AM
well i love how that trunk latch depicts the individual leaping out and already running, with great form, might i add.
!Zar!
05-30-2008, 05:17 AM
Yay for fitting in the trunk of a toyota powered orange.
drift freaq
05-30-2008, 11:09 AM
check this out, teenager in a newspaper box. Kid did it right in front of a liquor store in my neighborhood. LOL I took the pic.
kyoru
05-30-2008, 12:12 PM
I was able to fit in the Miata trunk, surprisingly pretty decent size lol.
blueshark123
05-30-2008, 12:31 PM
sexy car i really want to pik up an elise and drop a k20 and supercharge it.
unwed_transient
05-30-2008, 12:49 PM
"i could fit if i didn't have these damn arms"
-fry

damn that super slurm.

100 something lb indian, no.
small children, sure.
axiomatik
05-30-2008, 01:23 PM
ROFL, NICEEEEEE.

Well, my buddy can at least fit in dryers:

*pics*

*We weren't mean enough to turn it on tho.

sorry, but this is way cooler:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d10/brokenbass/poster49781528.jpg
WangonwWarrior
05-30-2008, 03:05 PM
sorry, but this is way cooler:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d10/brokenbass/poster49781528.jpg


Actually one cop found a chick in my dryer, and i got busted, "but officer, her fake id says shes 18!":fawk:
Farzam
05-30-2008, 05:17 PM
you should see if you can fit in an oven. or a suitcase.

i also have some pictures of a man sewn into a van seat in an attempt to get across a border...but those are just sad...

If I took the racks out of the oven i'm sure I could fit in there

Wanna bet a premie membership?