Survey: Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV

[KA-T_240]

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey showed that Florida teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of Florida's abstinence-only sex education, Local 6 reported.

They are proposing a bill that would require a more comprehensive approach, the report said.

It would still require teaching abstinence but students would also learn about condoms and other methods of birth control and disease prevention.

The bill just passed its first vote in a committee, Local 6 reported.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.


http://www.local6.com/news/15773787/detail.html


Who is teaching kids these things?

[Naim]

Plain idiotic, if you ask me.

[Pank]

if this isnt evolution in action i dont know what is. Stupid kids drink bleach, they die.

no more stupid kids.

[fliprayzin240sx]

Bleach Ftw!!!

[KA-T_240]

^Yup. My moms good friend from high school and couple of his friends used to drink hydrogen peroxide every day. only 1 lived past 35, and he has had serious medical problems for as long as I have known him.

[BustedS13]

the bleach one's fucking insane, i dunno
the mountain dew thing probably stems from the urban legend that yellow #5 lowers your sperm count.
weed makes it harder to get an erection. so there's that one
but yeah, apparently florida teens are rock fucking stupid

what's the difference between a dead baby in a rock
you can't fuck a rock
unless you're a florida teen, stupid fuck

[ESmorz]

Isn't Florida where the kids were fermenting poo n pee?

Florida - The fail stamp falls upon your youth once again.

[S14DB]

Also teach "Intelligent Design"...

[BustedS13]

Isn't Florida where the kids were fermenting poo n pee?

Florida - The fail stamp falls upon your youth once again.

pretty sure that proved to be internet nonsense and not true, but yeah, when your state's population is like 90% old people and 9% disneyworld employees, you can't expect much from the kids i guess

oh well, i still want to move there. sarasota is where i'll count the blue lines in my legs for sure.

[murda-c]

what the fuck.

man i remember health class in high school. they told you everything you needed to know about sex. and they gave you the address of planned parenthood for free condoms and shit.

i don't understand abstinence only education one bit. doesn't make fucking sense in any way, and there is NO defense for it.

[ESmorz]

pretty sure that proved to be internet nonsense and not true, but yeah, when your state's population is like 90% old people and 9% disneyworld employees, you can't expect much from the kids i guess

oh well, i still want to move there. sarasota is where i'll count the blue lines in my legs for sure.

These kids are cheesing there fucking balls off. :keke:

Florida has way to many old people. Old people creep me out.
Some people don't like clowns, I don't like old people.

Plus it's humid there, and I cant stand hot humid days. It's like the world is sweating on you.

[BustedS13]

These kids are cheesing there fucking balls off. :keke:

Florida has way to many old people. Old people creep me out.

Some people don't like clowns, I don't like old people.

Plus it's humid there, and I cant stand hot humid days.

my parents have a vacation home just south of sarasota, they're actually there right now.. humid or not, the gulf side is absolutely beautiful, and i don't mind the weather. only thing i mind is the fucking alligators, last time i was at the parents' place one strolled into the back yard

[Gnnr]

Ummm, when I was in highschool we had seminars on STDs every semester. I don't know what they're teaching in other parts of FL...this is a big state, and there a lot of little towns out in the boonies where I can totally see people believeing that kind of crap. And our Health class didn't teach absitence only or whatever bullshit. I don't know where this story is getting this shit from.

what the fuck.

man i remember health class in high school. they told you everything you needed to know about sex. and they gave you the address of planned parenthood for free condoms and shit.

i don't understand abstinence only education one bit. doesn't make fucking sense in any way, and there is NO defense for it.

Yep, we had all that. We had Rap-It-Up (http://www.rapituppresents.com/) do presentations all the time.

[S14cagged]

this makes you think of what other countries think of us as a society and what our education program is not teaching these idiots.

oh wait common sense can't be taught, you can only be born with it

[shrimpscampi]

Man...Florida is full of morons...and cocaine...but mostly morons.

[BustedS13]

Man...Florida is full of morons...and cocaine...but mostly morons.

while the streets may be paved with bricks of coke, at least it's not full of riots brush fires earthquakes 91 octane gas carb laws and hipster douchebags. just hurricanes rednecks and old people

but yeah did anybody ever consider that maybe these kids were just being assholes? like, if somebody handed me some silly survey that said

"drinking a cup of bleach can:
a. kill you
b. prevent pregnancy
c. you will trip balls"

i'd totally pick the pregnancy one, just for lolz. it's a survey, not a test. it's not for a grade.

[S14cagged]

at least it's not full of riots brush fires earthquakes 91 octane gas carb laws and hipster douchebags. just hurricanes rednecks and old people

but yeah did anybody ever consider that maybe these kids were just being assholes? like, if somebody handed me some silly survey that said

"drinking a cup of bleach can:
a. kill you
b. prevent pregnancy
c. you will trip balls"

i'd totally pick the pregnancy one, just for lolz. it's a survey, not a test. it's not for a grade.


very well put

[ESmorz]

while the streets may be paved with bricks of coke, at least it's not full of riots brush fires earthquakes 91 octane gas carb laws and hipster douchebags. just hurricanes rednecks and old people

but yeah did anybody ever consider that maybe these kids were just being assholes? like, if somebody handed me some silly survey that said

"drinking a cup of bleach can:
a. kill you
b. prevent pregnancy
c. you will trip balls"

i'd totally pick the pregnancy one, just for lolz. it's a survey, not a test. it's not for a grade.

You really need to change you premie tag to "Zilvia's Official California Hater"

[BustedS13]

You really need to change you premie tag to "Zilvia's Official California Hater"

i would if i could go premie :/ i don't do paypal and they won't take google checkout for blue for some reason :(

[ESmorz]

i would if i could go premie :/ i don't do paypal and they won't take google checkout for blue for some reason :(
You just aren't dedicated enough to your hatred haha

[BustedS13]

You just aren't dedicated enough to your hatred haha

it's because i really like going to california on vacation, and i really like in-n-out.


fucking california

[ESmorz]

fuckin right you do ^_^

[OKR_240SX]

LMAO. I've heard of people throwing a cap full of bleach into water before a drug test to try and pass. But never HIV. they should drink more.. people like that should not procreate more idiots in this world.

[SR240DET]

i wish i knew where these kids are. I can make alot of money off these idiots.

[IRN]

anyone head of the 2 L. coke bottle one? no its not through the mouth LOL

[brndck]

dude, i'm out here in florida for the next month for work, and so far this place is full of fail. stupidity grows on trees here.

[ayuaddict]

i think the majority of the human race is stupid.

[iwishiwas-all*]

honestly, everyone in florida is a fucking idiot, but in the 14 or so years ive lived in this state i have never heard any of this, and I can almost guarantee any person i have ever been in contact has done or heard of any of this either.
It doesnt say how old the "teens" were, im willing to bet they were "thirteen" if anything.


gosh ok I am going to modify my previous statements from " Florida fail" to "Orlando Fail".

[SimpleS14]

yeah did anybody ever consider that maybe these kids were just being assholes? like, if somebody handed me some silly survey that said

"drinking a cup of bleach can:
a. kill you
b. prevent pregnancy
c. you will trip balls"

i'd totally pick the pregnancy one, just for lolz. it's a survey, not a test. it's not for a grade.


That is very possible..i think if I was 13 i'd pick something that I considered funny.

[opponheimer]

I wonder if after the survey was done the news team told the kids that drinking bleach was actually bad for them lol.

[BustedS13]

honestly, everyone in florida is a fucking idiot, but in the 14 or so years ive lived in this state i have never heard any of this, and I can almost guarantee any person i have ever been in contact has done or heard of any of this either.
It doesnt say how old the "teens" were, im willing to bet they were "thirteen" if anything.


gosh ok I am going to modify my previous statements from " Florida fail" to "Orlando Fail".

orlando does fail. if i'm in florida i want a fucking beach. that'd be like going to california and hanging out in fucking fresno.

[Phlip]

It is actually true, dead people don't catch that Henry the IV.

[DOOK]

I know I drinked bleach when i was trying not to catch the henry the IV from that street walker the other day...

[exitspeed]

Wait these aren't true...uh ohhhhhhh.

[flip3d]

orlando does fail. if i'm in florida i want a fucking beach. that'd be like going to california and hanging out in fucking fresno.


Yeah bro.. you dont want to live in Orlando. Full of tourists and assholes. After I finish up school in Como, I'm moving back to Delray Beach. Quiet city where the beaches are nice and the chicks are hot. :P



We should tell them its one cup of bleach instead of 1 cap. Hopefully all the idiots in Florida die off.

[jackjack]

say what???? chug chug chug chug

[LongGrain]

why didnt they just start having ear sex? it totally safe AND your still pure....

[Opie]

I live in Orlando and even I know it works better to flush your girl's vag with bleach instead.

I'm so ashamed to be a Floridian these days, god's waiting room just keeps going further downhill every day.

[flip3d]

honestly, everyone in florida is a fucking idiot, but in the 14 or so years ive lived in this state i have never heard any of this, and I can almost guarantee any person i have ever been in contact has done or heard of any of this either.
It doesnt say how old the "teens" were, im willing to bet they were "thirteen" if anything.


gosh ok I am going to modify my previous statements from " Florida fail" to "Orlando Fail".


Are you calling me an idiot? :P

[98s14inaz]

You couldn't pay me enough to move back to Florida. Great state except for all the people and kids.

[ESmorz]

You couldn't pay me enough to move back to Florida. Great state except for all the old people and hicks.

Fixed that for you.

[eastcoastS14]

while the streets may be paved with bricks of coke, at least it's not full of riots brush fires earthquakes 91 octane gas carb laws and hipster douchebags. just hurricanes rednecks and old people

but yeah did anybody ever consider that maybe these kids were just being assholes? like, if somebody handed me some silly survey that said

"drinking a cup of bleach can:
a. kill you
b. prevent pregnancy
c. you will trip balls"

i'd totally pick the pregnancy one, just for lolz. it's a survey, not a test. it's not for a grade.


Yeah I was thinkin this as soon as I read it....it was probably either some kids messing with a survey like everyone did whenever they handed em out in class....or probably one of the dumb ass kids in the classroom....you know the one, the kid who sits in the back and doesnt know shit about shit even though theyve been in school for as long as you have...just permanent slackers who fail every test lol, I can absolutely see some of the retards I went to highschool with believing this

I remember once this girl I knew came into this pizza place with a dunkin donuts cup full of vinegar and she was sipping it through a straw cause she had a drug test the next day....lol I didnt believe her so I took a sip...yep...straight vinegar

[flip3d]

I live in Orlando and even I know it works better to flush your girl's vag with bleach instead.

I'm so ashamed to be a Floridian these days, god's waiting room just keeps going further downhill every day.


are you the UCF car club opie with the welded diff?

[BustedS13]

Yeah I was thinkin this as soon as I read it....it was probably either some kids messing with a survey like everyone did whenever they handed em out in class....or probably one of the dumb ass kids in the classroom....you know the one, the kid who sits in the back and doesnt know shit about shit even though theyve been in school for as long as you have...just permanent slackers who fail every test lol, I can absolutely see some of the retards I went to highschool with believing this

I remember once this girl I knew came into this pizza place with a dunkin donuts cup full of vinegar and she was sipping it through a straw cause she had a drug test the next day....lol I didnt believe her so I took a sip...yep...straight vinegar

i've heard that one too... ugh. not worth it.

[TiNMAN]

im still livin off of free condoms.

[ESmorz]

im still livin off of free condoms.

They only give you 3 in health class.

You need to get the ball rolling. :cj:

[MikeisNissan]

what a bunch of retards.

[Opie]

are you the UCF car club opie with the welded diff?

yeah, now no more welded diff, or blue S14 for that matter, I sold it and got an S13 with a KAAZ instead.

[azndoc]

And the stairs is cheaper than an abortion clinic.

Geez kids are just dumb these days.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I use to tell girls that anal sex prevents colon cancer...fun times!

[02BRB20]

I love ppl who talk like they know FL even though they dont live here?????

[ESmorz]

I love ppl who talk like they know FL even though they dont live here?????

I've been there.

You couldn't pay me to go back.

[Opie]

I live in Florida and I will be the first to say that the stereotypes are not far off at all.

[02BRB20]

I've been there.

You couldn't pay me to go back.

No one wants you here anyways. So many ppl are moving here from NJ, NY, OH, etc its disgusting how theyre ruining this place for us native floridians.

and no, its not all old people.

[ESmorz]

No one wants you here anyways. So many ppl are moving here from NJ, NY, OH, etc its disgusting how theyre ruining this place for us native floridians.

and no, its not all old people.

I'll just enjoy San Diego.

no worries mate.

[midnight zenki]

Leave it to conservative legislation to breed ignorance:cj:

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

No one wants you here anyways. So many ppl are moving here from NJ, NY, OH, etc its disgusting how theyre ruining this place for us native floridians.

and no, its not all old people.

funny how FTL suddenly has so much pride in america's wang.

[02BRB20]

funny how FTL suddenly has so much pride in america's wang.

hate hate hate hate

[origin_s135]

I use to tell girls that anal sex prevents colon cancer...fun times!

dude, some girls i kinda know were telling me sperm is good for the skin, i fuckin LMAO'ed!!! i'd like to bust a nut on em one time. HAHA

[KiLLeR2001]

I gotta get the fuck out of this state.

[charlie a.k.a. chuck]

I love ppl who talk like they know FL even though they dont live here?????

stop fooling your self Florida fails. i should know seeing how I've been living here all my life.

[Andrew Bohan]

you can't get HIV if you're dead. so technically they're right.

[s13Dr1ft]

Florida...lol

[pete_yaj]

Lol....i Can't Believe They Actually Believe This....i Guess Florida Is Full Of Idoits!

[s13Dr1ft]

recount....?

[S14Josh]

Stupidity is just natures way of weeding out the idiots.


Seriously what the hell are people thinking these days.

[S13_Nightkid]

^Darwinism at its finest lol

[Farzam]

you can't get HIV if you're dead. so technically they're right.

+repped

Best post of the week.

[WERDdabuilder]

Florida FTL again.

the hell is wrong with people in FL? first they start huffing poop, now this?

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

if they believe bleach will prevent HIV then I got some PREMIER swamp land in Florida I'm looking to sell them for a HELL of a deal ;)

[Full-Lock]

damn..florida fail again

[andmattsayd]

bleach + stupid ignorant teenager = fail.

[SpeedMonkeyInc]

Hey I have a great idea: Lets legislate our morals.

Oooh, that didn't work too well. My bad.

[Gnnr]

edit: wrong thread

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

IT REALLY WORKS!!!! But you don't drink it. After sexy time you just poor it all over your deal and you're done! NO PREGNANCY! Girls do the same thing and it will kill all swimmers insidea ya.













....if you're stupid enough to try it, you deserve it.

[WanganRunner]

^Yup. My moms good friend from high school and couple of his friends used to drink hydrogen peroxide every day. only 1 lived past 35, and he has had serious medical problems for as long as I have known him.

Are you fucking serious?

Why do people believe this stuff when they hear it? What's the average IQ down there?

Hell, I like parts of FL too (Sanibel, Largo), but this is nuts. I'm sure it happens a lot of places....but WOW. How dumb can you be?

[water]

while the streets may be paved with bricks of coke, at least it's not full of riots brush fires earthquakes 91 octane gas carb laws and hipster douchebags. just hurricanes rednecks and old people

but yeah did anybody ever consider that maybe these kids were just being assholes? like, if somebody handed me some silly survey that said

"drinking a cup of bleach can:
a. kill you
b. prevent pregnancy
c. you will trip balls"

i'd totally pick the pregnancy one, just for lolz. it's a survey, not a test. it's not for a grade.

I was just thinking that.

I'm a Floridian but I guess I don't fit the bill since I went to Catholic middle and high school which, surprisingly had more open sex education than public schools apparently do. I remember all the sex ed I had...but it was also combined with things like abortion videos that were so graphic we'd be seeing up close shots of a instruments scraping baby parts right out of the vag. Ugh.

[water]

I live in Florida and I will be the first to say that the stereotypes are not far off at all.

You live in Orlando according to your sig - I would not consider that zoo an accurate representation of Florida. I've lived there, Tampa, West Palm, Boynton, Ft Lauderdale, Miami, and currently Boca while spending good amounts of time in Gainesville, Tallahassee, and the panhandle (pre hurricane destruction). I'll say this about FL - each geographic segment is monumentally different than the next but Orlando is just straight up weird. Lots of emos there too these days.