meet shakira for dinner?

[brndck]

worth 6 grand? debatable. can't i just touch her butt for like $50?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Shakira-in-Toronto-Watch-Performance-March-2008_W0QQitemZ250212103527QQihZ015QQcategoryZ10882 7QQcmdZViewItem

[SimpleS14]

That woman can move her body......


...not worth $6K though.

[kdashy]

Just to sit at the same table with her?

Nah.

[ESmorz]

For $5,900 less.

I'll do her.
Being rich would be fun :w00t:

[qwikspool]

not worthed.

[snowmansent2hel]

only if dessert is included

[jackjack]

6k? HELL NO.

[soon2bs13]

it is for a nonprofit organization. tax deductible...

[SW20Racer]

im reminded of the family guy where they say she stinks so bad you can taste it. and it tastes like salty garbage.

i'll give $6k to a charitable organization to chain her to the floor and use her as a toilet. beyond that, shes not good for much else in my eyes...probably got more herpes than jessica alba

[ericcastro]

I wish i was rich!!!! and single for the night :) lol

if you are saying no,,,watch the hips dont lie video, and pretend you lived in the pacific palasaides in SoCal and made over 750,000 a year.

shit yea you are there!!!

[C. Senor]

^....that's what i was thinking...if i was pretty wealthy i'd totally be there.

[Bubbles]

You could pay me 6k and I'm still not setting foot in Canada. :mepoke:


Seriously though, if I was rich I find it hard to believe I couldn't find better things to do.

[alindeman1989]

Not worth 6 grand.

[azndoc]

Ummm no.

Sex with her.

Maybe.

Not just a sit down.

Awww no hell no.

[S14DB]

it is for a nonprofit organization. tax deductible...

That means I have to owe 6k in taxes this year... I wish...

[soreballz]

I'd pay 600 for her to be my personal slut for 3 days... But 6 grand for dinner? Fuck that.

[soon2bs13]

i'll give $6k to a charitable organization to chain her to the floor and use her as a toilet. beyond that, shes not good for much else in my eyes...probably got more herpes than jessica alba

u would be privileged to even have a chance to get herpes from either of them. hahahaha.

You could pay me 6k and I'm still not setting foot in Canada. :mepoke:

Seriously though, if I was rich I find it hard to believe I couldn't find better things to do.

you wouldn't take 6,000 to just go into Canada? wow!! someone needs to get out more.:rofl:

Not worth 6 grand.

2 at the most.

I'd pay 600 for her to be my personal slut for 3 days... But 6 grand for dinner? Fuck that.

i did not think it was just for dinner. i thought it was also for a show. maybe a personal private show.

mmmmmmm

[soon2bs13]

That means I have to owe 6k in taxes this year... I wish...

actually, i don't think you can claim all of it. lol

[ericcastro]

See. She goes to UCLA here in SoCal. Its a 20 minute drive down Santa Monica for me. So I figure a little sit down at a charity event. Be the funny nice guy I am. hold some doors, napkinds on lap with the fold towards you, ya know, manners. Impress her. Maybe stop a robbery or something.

Then maybe, get to see her in La. then its on!!!!!!

[Pank]

if i'm paying 6 grand, I am going to make sure to be creepy as FUCK.

I'm talking about showing up with 6 belts on, but no shirt, shoes sticking out of my pocket, smoking a cigar with ants on it, talking about the civil war all night, only eating mayonnaise for dinner, calling shakira "Randall", stealing the seat cushions kind of weird.

[exitspeed]

She sounds like Kermit the Frog.

Pass.

[S14DB]

See. She goes to UCLA here in SoCal. Its a 20 minute drive down Santa Monica for me. So I figure a little sit down at a charity event. Be the funny nice guy I am. hold some doors, napkinds on lap with the fold towards you, ya know, manners. Impress her. Maybe stop a robbery or something.

Then maybe, get to see her in La. then its on!!!!!!

You mean Isabel Mebarak? She audited one class... :zzz:

[ANVIL]

only if it includes hours of buttsecks an allowing me to inpregnate

[Dirty Habit]

only if it includes hours of buttsecks an allowing me to inpregnate

I think your dad needs to go back over the birds and bees with you.

[Dousan_PG]

hahahahahahaha amazing.

[exitspeed]

I think your dad needs to go back over the birds and bees with you.

Oh my lord that was funny. I've given out to much rep in the last 24 hours though. :w00t:

[ANVIL]

I think your dad needs to go back over the birds and bees with you.

not at the same time stupid. both. :fawk:

[jskateborders]

If I had 6 grand lying around id do it.

at the end of dinner you could always be like "bitch this dinner cost me more than my car... youd better make it worth it"
Then she would fill a tub with pepto bismal, and we would get naked....

O and almost forgot. Id pee in her butt

[s13Dr1ft]

Just plant a "laced" napkin on her side, when she wipes off her mouth with it...she wakes up handcuffed and wearing a school girl uniform.

.

[ByeByeSti]

I think your dad needs to go back over the birds and bees with you.

hahahaha thats prob the best thing ive read on here tonightt


and 6k for a dinner right now hellllll noooo. if i was rich as all hell, thne ya cuz it would be absolutely hilarious

[red89rps13]

if i remember correctly, i was flipping through radio stations and carmen electra did the same thing, not on ebay but same idea, winner of the bid payed like 25k, for just dinner!

[eastcoastS14]

lol who the fuck do you think you are that you could auction off dinner with yourself for 6k....lol I know shes not the one behind it but seriously...if it was me id be like 6k..uhhh i dont think anyone is gonna pay that

maybe if it was "dinner" mike in brazil style.....or if she passed me the menu and the only thing on it was "YOUR DICK" in bold letters then maybe....but even still Id never pay 6k to fuck someone no matter how hot or famous, cause after the fact shed be just another chick..fuck! paying $40 at the cheescake factory is enough to get me laid, the fuck do i wanna pay 6k for

[ANVIL]

i dont think ive even spent 6k on my current gf yet :keke:

edit: 6k at once

[SW20Racer]

u would be privileged to even have a chance to get herpes from either of them. hahahaha.


you may feel privileged about YOUR herp-a-lerp, but i gotta say, according to recent medical data, you're part of a bigger club than you may realize.

it's just that shakira's nothing to lube up over IMO.

I've seen better looking women/girls working @ books-a-million and I'd wager i could stab em with me sword and not recieve any gifts that involve painful sores

[eastcoastS14]

just like to point out the fact that the bid for this is now over 13k

[mRclARK1]

I wouldn't need to pay anything to meet her for dinner. ;)