Berkeley, Calif., Cracks Down on Sex on Sidewalks, in Parks

[RJF]

Berkeley, Calif., Cracks Down on Sex on Sidewalks, in Parks
Wednesday, November 28, 2007

It'll be tougher to have sex or smoke on sidewalks or in parks in Berkeley, Calif., after the City Council passed a controversial new measure Tuesday, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.

The Public Commons for Everyone Initiative cracks down on yelling, littering, camping, drunkenness, smoking, urinating and sex on sidewalks and in parks; the ordinance also provides housing benefits, counseling and public toilets to the university town's homeless population, the paper reports.

"There are people on the streets that we as a society are collectively responsible for," City Councilman Laurie Capitelli told the paper. "I think sometimes people need help fixing their lives, and we collectively have to help people do that."

Seniors and social workers will be responsible for monitoring street behavior, the Chronicle reports.

[BlckBeautyVTEC]

damn, i used to have sex on sidewalks all the time at berkeley when i went to school there. lol

[eastcoastS14]

ok maybe going off subject but i always wondered this....do ppl in cali see pornstars? I always wanted to know if u just see them walking around lol...also we've all seen porn thats filmed outside somewhere like ppl randomly having sex in a park or on a beach or somewhere where you're like..."there has to be ppl walking by that" since most of that ish is filmed in cali anyway anyone ever see that shit? haha always wanted to know

[azndoc]

What....

First no drifting at Altamont

and now no sex on the sidewalk in Berkeley.

Damn NorCal is fucked.

[prang11]

What will we do??

[BustedS13]

wait, so you guys can't smoke OUTSIDE?

[godzillarb]

What will we do??

You could always just have sex in the street instead, little more dangerous but nonetheless doable.

[Matej]

What will we do??
Have sex in public toilets?

[prang11]

^uhhhhh, speak for yourself, harhar

[Andrew Bohan]

i usually just have sex in restaurants and bookstores anyway, so this won't affect me.

[Yuri]

ok maybe going off subject but i always wondered this....do ppl in cali see pornstars? I always wanted to know if u just see them walking around lol...also we've all seen porn thats filmed outside somewhere like ppl randomly having sex in a park or on a beach or somewhere where you're like..."there has to be ppl walking by that" since most of that ish is filmed in cali anyway anyone ever see that shit? haha always wanted to know

I was at a Malibu mansion while one was being filmed.
I just dropped off stuff and left, no way was I going to get talked into being a fluffer.:goyou:

[k's_silvia2.0]

I was at a Malibu mansion while one was being filmed.
I just dropped off stuff and left, no way was I going to get talked into being a fluffer.:goyou:

HHMMM "I just dropped the stuff off"? I wonder where Yuri makes his cash?
HAHA jk.Well im cancelling my trip to Berkeley now.I was looking foward to getting some on a sidewalk.

[Yuri]

HHMMM "I just dropped the stuff off"? I wonder where Yuri makes his cash?


Rule #1: "Never change the deal".
Rule #2: "No names".
Rule #3: "Never open the package".
:D

If you must know it was some computer boards for the PimpStar prototype.

[jackjack]

wait, so you guys can't smoke OUTSIDE?


hahahah thats what i was thinking.

[jskateborders]

I was at a Malibu mansion while one was being filmed.
I just dropped off stuff and left, no way was I going to get talked into being a fluffer.:goyou:
Dude I would totally do that. Live porn ftw.
Ive always dreamed of being a pornstar, that would have been my golden oppurtunity.

[tokes¹]

top dogs anyone?

[diomedes]

Ive always dreamed of being a pornstar, that would have been my golden oppurtunity.

Every guy has that dream once, twice or maybe forever. I was a big dreamer of becoming one too.

[wootwoot]

How do any of you geeks have sex??

=P

[ShoRe]

^^^^^^^^^^ lol. and im pretty sure u can still smoke outside, just not in parks. and cops giving a ticket for smoking outside is a hassel for them cuz they gotta write a report and everything and they dont even get that much money from a ticket for cigarette.

[jskateborders]

How do any of you geeks have sex??

=P
have what?????

[Dorifto89]

I see this having absolutely no effect.

[DRavenS13]

Wait- it was ALLOWED to have sex on the sidewalk????

I've been living in the wrong part of CA.

[HalveBlue]

This shit is fucking gay.

San Fran and Berkley are, or at least were, known for their care free attitude and laxness towards this kind of shit.

Now that the ultra liberals have taken over it's almost becoming fascist.

But the saddest thing of all is not that some hare brained politicians came up with this plan, but that public just rolling over on this.

And really, was there an epidemic of people having sex on sidewalks in Berkley?

[SimpleSexy180]

wtf is this shit? i sware to god you cant do anything in cali besides...

GOTO work,eat,sleep.

fucking shit.

[DRavenS13]

wtf is this shit? i sware to god you cant do anything in cali besides...

GOTO work,eat,sleep.

fucking shit.

You gotta be rich to get away with anything or have fun.

I thought you knew.....

[fliprayzin240sx]

Dude I would totally do that. Live porn ftw.
Ive always dreamed of being a pornstar, that would have been my golden oppurtunity.

"Golden opportunity" huh? Is that also known as Golden Showers. :eek:

[1Via!]

So anyone over the age of 62 is automatically charged with enforcing these new ordinances?
Good plan.

With all of these things illegal, they've banned all of shit that makes being a homeless drunk worthwhile. No one will want to be homeless in Berkeley if they have to be mild mannered and sober all of the time.

[89dc240]

Originally Posted by Yuri
I was at a Malibu mansion while one was being filmed.
I just dropped off stuff and left, no way was I going to get talked into being a fluffer.

Dude I would totally do that.


Not quite sure you fully understand the role of, Fluffer. Or, maybe you do. :keke:

Not breakin the news to ya if ya don't tho...

[swiftdrift]

ok maybe going off subject but i always wondered this....do ppl in cali see pornstars? I always wanted to know if u just see them walking around lol...also we've all seen porn thats filmed outside somewhere like ppl randomly having sex in a park or on a beach or somewhere where you're like..."there has to be ppl walking by that" since most of that ish is filmed in cali anyway anyone ever see that shit? haha always wanted to know

At my school Cal Poly Pomona last year, there was a photo shoot of some naked ladies right under my math class next to the CLA building if n e one goes to cal poly

not even kidding, ask CALPOLYKING, he was there that day but didnt see what i saw.

.... and yes, i saw tits, ass, nipples.... the whole nine yards!

pretty great

didn't know wtf it was for though, and their attempt to block ppl from seeing that stuff just made me LOL

[BustedS13]

wtf is this shit? i sware to god you cant do anything in cali besides...

GOTO work,eat,sleep.

fucking shit.

i'm gonna go shoot my gun in the back yard. while smoking.

[yokotas13]

wait wait wait

so yall are bitching about shit that should be banned anyways?

stfu

[eastcoastS14]

lol im assuming everyone whose complaining is being sarcastic haha kinda ridiculous that they would even have to state that...dont know anywhere else in the US where sex on the sidewalk is even a concern lol...no one would even think to do that here hahah...fuckin cali

[DRavenS13]

You mean fucken NorCal. You can't even have sex in the car parked in the driveway of your own HOUSE. (Don't ask how i know that.)

[Andrew Bohan]

how do you know that?

[Matej]

Can't wait for some crazy hippies to start having mass sex on the sidewalk in peaceful protest haha.

[downshift_sideways]

I've had sex on the sidewalk of berkeley this past October on haloween.

Along with probally 100 other people.

Gotta love the dirty maid ;)

Can't wait for the protests! and you KNOW shits going down in Berkeley.

[kingsol]

I saw a homeless guy pissing in a garbage can on telegraph today.
My friend gave him a high-five.

You swear laws are actually going to change things in Berkeley...

[Saltman]

crazy
msglength

[Okinawandrifter87]

What....

First no drifting at Altamont

and now no sex on the sidewalk in Berkeley.

Damn NorCal is fucked.


Damn you said it Jack! Its startin to suck big time!! Makes me wanna move to so cal!! :naughty:

[SHIFT_*grind*]

While I hate smoking, I do think it's retarded to start banning it in public outdoor places. Except for building entrances; I'd like being able to walk into work in the morning without walking through your cloud and smelling like shit, thanks.

Not that people pay any attention to the "NO SMOKING NEXT TO BUILDING ENTRANCE" signs anyway. =\

[Farzam]

Not that people pay any attention to the "NO SMOKING NEXT TO BUILDING ENTRANCE" signs anyway. =


I do :)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

[trsilvias13]

Even with these laws enacted, there will still be a lot of people breaking them. Did you guys know you there a speed limit on every road. I think I faster that the posted limit all the time. Everyone else goes like 45 on a 25 or 35 zone in SF easily - that if there is no traffice.

[BustedS13]

While I hate smoking, I do think it's retarded to start banning it in public outdoor places. Except for building entrances; I'd like being able to walk into work in the morning without walking through your cloud and smelling like shit, thanks.

Not that people pay any attention to the "NO SMOKING NEXT TO BUILDING ENTRANCE" signs anyway. =

the only place illegal to smoke here is hospital campuses. and that might not even be illegal, that may just be the hospital's choice. poor doctors.

is smoking banned in bars/clubs in california? i can't remember any smoke hanging in any.

[SHIFT_*grind*]

I think it is. Around here, Norfolk is banning it in bars/restaurants. Never thought that would happen in ol' Virginny :eek3:

[B18C5MK1]

^^^^^^^^^^ lol. and im pretty sure u can still smoke outside, just not in parks. and cops giving a ticket for smoking outside is a hassel for them cuz they gotta write a report and everything and they dont even get that much money from a ticket for cigarette.

beverly hills banned smoking entirely. the fine is $300. i got a ticket. almost got out of the ticket when he saw my address on my license was for san clemente. but he was an ass. honestly, cops dont care about writing up reports.

my question is... how can you ban smoking in your city yet have stores in your city that sell cigarettes? thats like, an oxymoron.

even the bars / diners dont have smoking patios anymore. which really blows, because when i drink, i like to smoke on the 'designated smoking patio'... but now they're gone.

another weird thing.. rodeo, sunset, wilshire (in bh) still have ash trays along the sidewalks.

[Farzam]

beverly hills banned smoking entirely. the fine is $300. i got a ticket. almost got out of the ticket when he saw my address on my license was for san clemente. but he was an ass. honestly, cops dont care about writing up reports.

A $300 fine for smoking a cigarette....dag.

That's a good motive to quit.

[BustedS13]

I think it is. Around here, Norfolk is banning it in bars/restaurants. Never thought that would happen in ol' Virginny :eek3:


...wtf, tobacco is viriginia's fault o.o

[Farzam]

In GA you can't smoke in restaurants and shit

Totally lame

[Landers]

I'm having sex up and down all the sidewalks in boston now....only a matter of time

California is BOGUS!

[DALAZ_68]

thank god i got my action there when i did lol

[r6_240sx]

At my school Cal Poly Pomona last year, there was a photo shoot of some naked ladies right under my math class next to the CLA building if n e one goes to cal poly

not even kidding, ask CALPOLYKING, he was there that day but didnt see what i saw.

.... and yes, i saw tits, ass, nipples.... the whole nine yards!

pretty great

didn't know wtf it was for though, and their attempt to block ppl from seeing that stuff just made me LOLWhere the fuck was I at?! :smash:

Have you ever seen that one vid w/ that cal poly girl?:naughty:

[swiftdrift]

Where the fuck was I at?! :smash:

Have you ever seen that one vid w/ that cal poly girl?:naughty:

is it on youtube??? link link link!!!!!!!!

maybe not here though, ppls might get offended

[SimpleS14]

It's a weird law..and stating the obvious (excluding the smoking bit).

I don't see any real issues with having sex at a park.....that is when its dark and hardly anyone is around.

I think it is. Around here, Norfolk is banning it in bars/restaurants. Never thought that would happen in ol' Virginny :eek3:

Eh....its probably from the influence they got from D.C. and N.Y. I thinking its going to take the whole east coast by storm.

Have you ever seen that one vid w/ that cal poly girl?:naughty:


PM me details if you have them. haha

[r6_240sx]

PM w/ email addy, LOLOL.

The file is 100+MB, have fun!! :goyou: