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11-19-2007, 06:53 PM
Okay, as I was trolling the Food Network’s web site for a sufficiently ridiculous turkey recipe, I found this, and I’m pretty sure it’s the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen:
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/05/09/ip0206_applepie_e.jpg
In case you were wondering what heinous kind of food that could possibly be, it’s a pie. A goddamn apple pie. I can’t even fathom … I have no words. Just a little vomit in my mouth.
Not only does this recipe require TWENTY FOUR apples, you must stuff the apples into a bowl to sufficiently mold them into a gargantuan half-orb and then invert the whole mess onto the pie crust. Then it is covered with molten caramel and pecans. And then, I dunno, tossed into the gaping maw of a dragon? I mean, who the hell else could eat this but imaginary creatures that would normally swallow entire humans whole?
Paula Deen Savannah High Apple Pie recipe (http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_36801,00.html)
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/05/09/ip0206_applepie_e.jpg
In case you were wondering what heinous kind of food that could possibly be, it’s a pie. A goddamn apple pie. I can’t even fathom … I have no words. Just a little vomit in my mouth.
Not only does this recipe require TWENTY FOUR apples, you must stuff the apples into a bowl to sufficiently mold them into a gargantuan half-orb and then invert the whole mess onto the pie crust. Then it is covered with molten caramel and pecans. And then, I dunno, tossed into the gaping maw of a dragon? I mean, who the hell else could eat this but imaginary creatures that would normally swallow entire humans whole?
Paula Deen Savannah High Apple Pie recipe (http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_36801,00.html)