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ManoNegra
11-19-2007, 12:35 PM
Saw?... Ha!!
Hostel??... yawn
Now here's a movie that is truly horrifying:
Trailer (http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/31319)
exitspeed
11-19-2007, 12:39 PM
FUCK THAT! That is messed up! It's like Jaws, but way more scary.
ManoNegra
11-19-2007, 12:49 PM
I totally expected her to be messed up by that gynocologist (sp?) but then...
exitspeed
11-19-2007, 12:59 PM
I totally expected her to be messed up by that gynocologist (sp?) but then...
That's what I thought. I thought there was going to be some molesting going on. Like that dentist that fondles boobies. Talk about a plot twist!
jackjack
11-19-2007, 01:01 PM
damn.............. that sucks. ouch.
Antihero983
11-19-2007, 03:01 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT!
holy mindfuck batman!
"every rose has its thorn" yeah no shit!
Flipzide
11-19-2007, 03:06 PM
hahahahahahahhahah wow.
BustedS13
11-19-2007, 03:12 PM
so her vag has teeth? fair enough
edit: so i didn't close the tab that vid was in, and after vag with teeth, some show called "chicks with balls" came on. "so the pats beat the bolts... colts" yeah, that's why there aren't any female sports anchors.
89dc240
11-19-2007, 03:17 PM
Damn. I guess she oughta offer up the back door, ya know, I mean if she really loves someone.
That made me think of the anti-rape vag-insert that snags onto an unwelcome partystick. Only able to be surgically removed, right before they book you.
steve shadows
11-19-2007, 03:20 PM
It's the femminist feel good movie of a century.
Vaginas that bite off penises
yeah fuck breeding
kensreliableb18b
11-19-2007, 03:31 PM
so her pussy has teeth? like half girl half sea urchin?
http://www.biosbcc.net/ocean/flimg/09924treDSCN7585.jpg
dayyymmmmm....thats too much friction for my balls.
firelizard
11-19-2007, 03:33 PM
Without clicking the link (I'm at work), I get the feeling that vagina dentata is involved.
Am I on the right track?
exitspeed
11-19-2007, 03:35 PM
so her vag has teeth? fair enough
edit: so i didn't close the tab that vid was in, and after vag with teeth, some show called "chicks with balls" came on. "so the pats beat the bolts... colts" yeah, that's why there aren't any female sports anchors.
We have one here in Milwaukee who fuckin rocks at sports. I'd do her too. Her name is Jen Lada.
Matej
11-19-2007, 03:37 PM
Being a gynecologist would be so awkward, I could never do it.
exitspeed
11-19-2007, 03:43 PM
One of my best friends is a MD. He didn't like going through the Gyno part of it. He said you just don't get hot chicks coming in.
He teaches us cool stuff. Like "Candida" is the medical name for a yeast infection. Like 3 weeks after he tells me that, I get a client in our system named Candida Ortiz! I had to call him right away, he was like WTF!
B18C5MK1
11-19-2007, 03:58 PM
this seems more like a comedy to me rather than a horror flick. haha. seriously, attack of the killer vajayjay's!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrocojfmMtw
Andrew Bohan
11-19-2007, 03:59 PM
pussy troll?
sweet
Matej
11-19-2007, 04:03 PM
Maybe she just has a really bad case of herpes. :bigok:
pussy troll?
sweet
so this is a movie about Pillow Pants?
on it
ManoNegra
11-19-2007, 04:13 PM
pussy troll?
sweet
Fuck Pillowpants!
edit: damn you Pank!
azndoc
11-19-2007, 04:15 PM
Yeah that was interesting.
Makes me not to have sex with white blonde chicks for a while.
Okay I'm over it.
jackjack
11-19-2007, 04:35 PM
soon as i figured it out, i knew at first she would be scared....then by the end she would enjoy it. what a hungry beast.
Matej
11-19-2007, 04:46 PM
soon as i figured it out, i knew at first she would be scared....then by the end she would enjoy it. what a hungry beast.
Haha word, I can already imagine the sequel, where she meets Mr. Snakepenis.
Andrew Bohan
11-19-2007, 05:05 PM
TEETH 2: BATTLE OF THE MUTANT GENITALS
in theaters friday
illvialuver
11-19-2007, 06:37 PM
good thin g i don't like blondes.
motorsnail
11-19-2007, 08:33 PM
Id hit it:naughty:
ManoNegra
11-19-2007, 09:34 PM
Id hit it:naughty:
buttsecks anyone?
Andrew Bohan
11-19-2007, 09:45 PM
did someone say buttseks?
http://www.surprisebuttseks.com
diomedes
11-19-2007, 09:50 PM
Maybe she just has a really bad case of herpes. :bigok:
LOL! Oh yeah she does.
SexPanda
11-19-2007, 09:57 PM
A man is talking to his son about sex. He is a very christian man. He tells his son that vaginas have teeth in them, so if he sticks anything in there he will get it bitten off.
Quite a few years later, the boy is at school. There is this girl that he really likes, and she likes him. Eventually, they do what every highschooler does. Have sex. Right before they start the boy says he cant, and explains to her what his father said. She says "What? thats rediculous. Here, I'll show you, no teeth."
she shows him under her skirt. He than says "Well no wonder you dont have teeth. Look at those gums! You should get that checked out"
jackjack
11-19-2007, 09:58 PM
buttsecks anyone?
bwahahahahahahahaah nice
motorsnail
11-19-2007, 11:36 PM
buttsecks anyone?
:keke: wow..............I usualy say its an accident
bloodangels13
11-20-2007, 01:02 PM
she most go through sex toys like tree limbs through a wood chipper lol
BustedS13
11-20-2007, 01:06 PM
http://i5.tinypic.com/8c30ccz.jpg
it's a black comedy. i'm picturing evil dead 2 with a vagina.
jfc3po
11-20-2007, 01:39 PM
^^^awesome....only thing better would be if bruce campbell was in it somewhere advertising old spice deoderant...
Andrew Bohan
11-20-2007, 02:11 PM
she most go through sex toys like tree limbs through a wood chipper lol
if she could train the thing, maybe she could start a wooden sex toy company
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