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BustedS13
10-06-2007, 12:02 PM
alright, so i posted this head unit up for sale on craigslist a while ago. it's a Clarion DXZ945MP. it results in the following chain of emails. i used a fake name (adam hoboken), and when asked for an address, also gave a fake one.




Gmail ***me*** <***me***@gmail.com>
Clarion ProAudio DXZ945MP head unit with iPod cable - $220
11 messages


**scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com> Thu, Oct 4, 2007
To: [email protected]
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

Hello seller, i will like to know if your item is still for sale and
good working condition????????????


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**me** <***me***@gmail.com> Thu, Oct 4, 2007
To: **scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com>
sure is, everything is in mint condition, price is $220. let me know, thanks!
-Adam



**scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com> Thu, Oct 4, 2007
To: **me** <***me***@gmail.com>
Thanks for response. i will like to tell you that my son just bought a
car and i want to buy it for him. The only payment i can pay is US
Postal Money Order.
I want you to get back with your full name and address so that i can
go and made the payment to the USPS office.....

Advise....



**me** <***me***@gmail.com> Thu, Oct 4, 2007
To: **scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com>

quantum. where am i to be send the head unit? i am look forward to your money!
my address of home:
Adam Hoboken
(address omitted, is fake anyway)

much appreciate!




**scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com> Fri, Oct 5, 2007
To: **me** <***me***@gmail.com>

Thanks for your info, i will forward your payment to USPS and they will send confirmation payment via E-mail and once you get it please get back to with weight of the item because i have
a personal account with FedEx Express Shipping Company i think this will be much more easier since i live within United States.

Advise.....



**me** <***me***@gmail.com> Fri, Oct 5, 2007
To: **scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com>

where am to ship the item am i? i like to would check shipping rates with good men at post office for shipment of the device.
appreciate i do,
Adam Hoboken!!



**scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com> Fri, Oct 5, 2007
To: **me** <***me***@gmail.com>

You dont need to bother yourself i have courier agent and i will send you the shipment document which you will print out 3 copies and you will paste on the package and please let know the weight of the item.....


Advise



**me** <***me***@gmail.com> Fri, Oct 5, 2007
To: **scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com>

it look to weight in the township of 0.93 kilogram.
shank you!
Adam Hoboken


at this point, he sent me a fake USPS email, with all kinds of animated gifs and nonsense, explaining in broken english that a postal money order had been sent to my fake address.


**me** <***me***@gmail.com> Sat, Oct 6, 2007
To: **scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com>

salute eric!
have receive USPS email, now where to send my unit should? i am very excite for get money, but where should i to send man giving head unit? for real bro, i not want to piss off USPS by not sending them tracking number promptly. do not want! will ship item today, but where do you live bro?
Invisible bike,
Adam Hoboken



**scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com> Sat, Oct 6, 2007
To: **me** <***me***@gmail.com>

am about to mail you the fedex shippin label..okay



**me** <***me***@gmail.com> Sat, Oct 6, 2007
To: **scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com>
bro thanks i look forward to it bro for real.
invisible sandwich,
Adam Hoboken


now, he has sent me a REAL fedex shipping label, for an address in Erie PA. now, my question to you guys: is it safe to send him a smashed stock car tape player stuffed full of gay porn?

much appreciate!

edit: here's the email chain so far concerning the shipping label. the "bbbbbbbbb.png" is a real fedex label.



**scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com> Sat, Oct 6, 2007
To: **me** <***me***@gmail.com>

Hello
Here is the Fedex shipping Label that you will print out and paste on the package before you will go and drop it off at the nearest fedex drop off box which you will not be charge any fee.Dont forget to send the shipping tracking number which is (XxXxXxXxXxX) to USPS at their customercare department *fakescammeruspssite.com* for verification.after droping of the package today..okay
Get back to me as soon you have drop off the package.
Its nice doing business with you..
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**me** <***me***@gmail.com> Sat, Oct 6, 2007
To: **scammer** <***scammer***@gmail.com>

i am cuntfused.
no to worry, i still want ship item. but why for your name change, from Eric *omit*, to Tim *omit*? what is happening here i ask? i lactate you what happening?
ceiling cat is watching you masturbate,
Adam Hoboken

89dc240
10-06-2007, 12:49 PM
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHA! Awesome. Definitley send the gay porn in the smashed up head unit. Man that would be great.

ThatGuy
10-06-2007, 12:52 PM
Seems like a lot of effort to do something that won't change anything. He's just gonna scam the next guy that comes along. I mean, good for you for having some fun with it I suppose. Just seems pointless to me. :loco:

jdm538
10-06-2007, 01:00 PM
"ceiling cat is watching you masturbate,
Adam Hoboken"

hahaha!

i used to get those a lot and they ask me for my final price and i tell them it's to get paid in cash and oral sex and they never answer back.

FRpilot
10-06-2007, 01:02 PM
lol. i liked your use of funny broken english. i noticed it on your first reply to him and it just got funnier.

this cracked me up..
i am very excite for get money, but where should i to send man giving head unit?

i would send him dog poo in the box or something.

jackjack
10-06-2007, 01:06 PM
gay porn all the way....... duuuuuuuuuuu heeeeeeeeeet

dirtdiggler666
10-06-2007, 01:07 PM
that shit is funny but i wouldent waste my time, maby just send him a poo:ugh:

qwikspool
10-06-2007, 01:31 PM
:keke: hehehehe funny shit. i wouldnt waste my time. but good stuff.:bigok:

xblack240x
10-06-2007, 01:32 PM
Indeed I have to agree send him something stupid and laugh about it... I love the broken english tho, classic

eastcoastS14
10-06-2007, 02:14 PM
absolutely send him gay porn hahaha.....i got the same shit when i put up some coilovers on craigslist

Jimmy Up
10-06-2007, 02:25 PM
haha- CL scammers are rediculous, i had a guy try to buy my chevelle for 6 grand over asking price and have me give 3 of it to his friends towing company that he owed a debt to all so that a fat ass fake money order would come back to me and i would have to pay it all back.

i vote gay porn and a ceiling cat

illvialuver
10-06-2007, 03:39 PM
yeah when i sell stuff online, I get stuff liek this, and I know that they are fake, such retards on there.

Flipzide
10-06-2007, 04:38 PM
hahaha i was thinking of messing with a scammer myself. one time i was selling an exhaust and 5 different emails from random names had the same message, haha.

i say you send the gay porn with poo on top of it.

RiversideS13
10-06-2007, 06:04 PM
do you really have courage to buy gay porns and send it to him?

ThatGuy
10-06-2007, 06:20 PM
What makes you think he has to buy new ones? He can just send the ones he's done with.

[/too easy]

LongGrain
10-06-2007, 06:22 PM
do you really have courage to buy gay porns and send it to him?

he probably already has them

BustedS13
10-06-2007, 06:53 PM
i'm just going to stuff it with pics of goatse and lemonparty. if you haven't, i suggest you look them up.

SimpleS14
10-06-2007, 08:03 PM
I rather not look those things up....you have too much time on your hands haha but its all in fun

lucky7
10-06-2007, 08:17 PM
when i had my 1gb on craigslist, i would just reply to their email saying something like, 'ive forwarded your email to the FBI, best of luck'. i would never get a response after that. lol.

funny shit duude.

fueled by hate
10-09-2007, 02:12 AM
why the hell do you have gay porn?

fliprayzin240sx
10-09-2007, 02:25 AM
Stick a couple used condoms in there and maybe some dead squirrels...

azndoc
10-09-2007, 02:26 AM
why the hell do you have gay porn?

Pretty good fucking question.

Why do you have gay porn.

Or are you going to buy gay porn.

No worries. I'm sure Dookie has some he can send you.

I hate CL. Good for funny readings but full of scammers.

Gnnr
10-09-2007, 02:31 AM
I vote a member from Zilvia living in PA go egg his house or something. lol

ramblux
10-09-2007, 11:24 AM
Stick a couple used condoms in there and maybe some dead squirrels...

If the squirrels are dead already, might as well stuff the condoms in the squirrels for maximum effect.