New meaning for "love of cars"

[burrcise]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html
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Saw this on another forum.:aw:

[S14TEVE]

thats really weird

[azndoc]

Uhhhh...... that's so weird.

I love my car but not that much.

[DOOK]

had the exhaust custom made... widened and rounded... I gotta call BS

[k's_silvia2.0]

Aww man those crazy euros.

[Kn1ves]

already cringed at the sight of the title

[phantom lord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UApH0m95F4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ4CqrMbY6I

[longdy]

ummmm... yea thats freaken weird yo... lol i wonder what they were thinking bringing there cars to him for a tune up?!?!... ^^^^ lol those vids are funny hahah girl giving blowjob on shift knob...lol never heard of that one

[SexPanda]

Uh... Wow.

Im so glad im into the normal stuff:
Midgets
Handcuffs
leather
whips
leashes
whip cream... You know, normal stuff.

[qwikspool]

man thats weird. they got some fetish thing going on.

[eastcoastS14]

lol at anyone who believes thats real.... its british tabloids, Im sure any newspaper thats also running the story "my face almost killed me" must be real...totally fake

[DRavenS13]

wow, i thought having sex with the car was spending 4 hours washing and cleaning it. boy, was I wrong. In those terms, I've only gotten to second base with my car.

[turboeic]

OK i searched too see if he did have a website cause I was bored and this is what I found
http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

[Farzam]

Not to self: Get koozies...

[kanagawa_kouki]

His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.


Cmon Pavements? Walk outside your house and WTF?!

[DRavenS13]

sex is no longer limited to anything human or living. the days of the sheep and donkey-f***ers have passed. F***ing inanimate objects that don't or can't fight is the wave of the future.

[BBSilvia]

yea..i like my car but he takes it to a whole new level of sickness!!!!

[SexPanda]

sex is no longer limited to anything human or living. the days of the sheep and donkey-f***ers have passed. F***ing inanimate objects that don't or can't fight is the wave of the future.
Those days have already passed?! DAMNIT! I didnt get the memo...

Are midgets still in style?

[EDacIouSX]

hope he doesnt bone hondas

[SexPanda]

hope he doesnt bone hondas
If honda's were people, I think they'd be they guys or girls who weigh a whole 120 lbs and who talk shit to everyone and say how gangsta they are. I couldnt bone that.

Of course thats who drives hondas.

[DRavenS13]

Those days have already passed?! DAMNIT! I didnt get the memo...

Are midgets still in style?

They breathe, and can fight back- pretty furiously I hear. Start a new trend. Find something that's even more bizarre than having sex with pavements. And maybe less painful.

[SexPanda]

They breathe, and can fight back- pretty furiously I hear. Start a new trend. Find something that's even more bizarre than having sex with pavements. And maybe less painful.
I suppose the only thing left I can think of is lubing up the knotholes of a tree and hoping you dont get splinters or papercuts... ouch.

Then again i'm sure its been done. Is there anything someone somewhere hasnt already done?

hahah, just thought of something... Giraffes.

[DRavenS13]

yea, there's a name for people that have sex with trees- dendrophiliacs.

I think maybe in africa someone attempted a giraffe before. it's too much of a challenge to NOT attempt.

have sex with household appliances. that's a new one.

[SexPanda]

have sex with household appliances. that's a new one.

Been done. In face a guy got a Darwin Award for doing that. He put his wang into an older vacuum and got it cut off by the motor driving a fan to create the suction... And you have to be crazy to try a blender, a toaster, an oven, a microwave, anything made by Ron Poppeil......

How about a tiger? I mean, if anyones tried it they'd prolly be dead... But it would be something to be the only person in the world to say "Hey, i boned a tiger and lived. I am at the top of the foodchain now"

[DRavenS13]

I think to top-rank the food chain you'd have to bone a lion while eating a hyena.... that's hott.

[SexPanda]

I think to top-rank the food chain you'd have to bone a lion while eating a hyena.... that's hott.
I believe that is 1 thing i will have to do before I die... probably from wounds inflicted by a lion.

Im not into bestiality or anything, but seriously, if I ever met someone who had fucked a lion or a tiger, or any large carnivore period, I'd have to give them a hi-five for having mucho cojoles.

And I just remembered a special i saw on animal planet about hyena cubs... They were so cute. And one died, I was sad. MAYBE something like a jackel or something would be ok.

[DRavenS13]

I believe that's what happened to Roy. He was probably molesting the tiger for years after he got tired of Sigfried (sp?).

[SexPanda]

Lmfao. probably. Thats why he got attacked. The tiger was tired of being another piece of ass. There was no love in that relationship anymore...

But i'd rather meet a girl who likes to act like a tiger in bed, who bites and scratches, than an actual tiger, who bites and scratches... A little more danger there I think. That and im not sure if a real tiger would take too well to whip cream handcuffs and a midget... A midget handcuffed to a bed covered in whipcream would look delicious to BOTH of us, but in different ways.

God damn. Only when you read what you actually post do you finally think to yourself "Fuck I'm a freak" lmfao

[DRavenS13]

Yea, that is pretty freaky. I'm actually quite disturbed by the whole midget thing. You really should see someone about that. Admitting it is the first step to recovery.....

Start a group- Sex-with-weird-things-aholics Anonymous.

[kanagawa_kouki]

None of this beats a Necrophiliac... Sex with dead people has to be the craziest/weirdest thing anyone has ever done.... right up there with Michael Jackson having sex with little boys.

[Farzam]

Can Sexpanda and DRavens13 like maybe take this chitchat to AIM or a motel room?

Tehehe

[opponheimer]

i need to start hiv testing cars b4 buying them

[DRavenS13]

Can Sexpanda and DRavens13 like maybe take this chitchat to AIM or a motel room?

Tehehe

Oh suuuuuure..... 2 or 3 guys chit chat on the same thread about nothing for 43987293874 pages, and that's fine. We chit chat on something (more or less) on topic and it's "get a room" and stuff.....

Haterz!!!!! LOL

[SexPanda]

Yeah a bunch of haters.

But now Im never going to look at my car the same way again...

I just recently learned the previous owner was a girl who's... lets say... been around town 4 or 5 times. Shes not the village bycicle, she was the village bus. And she managed to do it in my back seat?!

This isnt a small girl either... about 230 lbs. I think im going to have to go get a new interior from a junk yard or something. I gagged just thinking about it...

[DRavenS13]

Burn it, and have a priest come and wash your car with holy water.

[SexPanda]

Burn it, and have a priest come and wash your car with holy water.
Thats a good idea. Im gonna have to suck it up for a while though... No salvage yards around here have any s13s.

[illvialuver]

that shit was hillarious, the videos anyway, not the guy, that guys a weirdo but whatever floats your boat. but whats even more weird is the cpvement guy.

[LB.Motoring]

sex is no longer limited to anything human or living. the days of the sheep and donkey-f***ers have passed. F***ing inanimate objects that don't or can't fight is the wave of the future.

All the girls I do can't fight,

does that qualify?

[axiomatik]

lol, considering the broad spectrum of bizarre fetishes, this certainly could be real. this is right up there with fluffies or whatever they're called.

[SexPanda]

lol, considering the broad spectrum of bizarre fetishes, this certainly could be real. this is right up there with fluffies or whatever they're called.
Lol the people that dress up like cartoon animals and then fuck? I saw an episode of CSI about that shit once lol.

Theyre called fuzzies or furries or something... I think its furries. Man i seriously dont care what your into, whether it be screwing animals or people dressed like animals or trees or cars, thats all cool, as long as it isnt children. Then I'll have to kick some ass.

[DRavenS13]

^^^^ :werd:

[axiomatik]

Lol the people that dress up like cartoon animals and then fuck? I saw an episode of CSI about that shit once lol.

Theyre called fuzzies or furries or something... I think its furries. Man i seriously dont care what your into, whether it be screwing animals or people dressed like animals or trees or cars, thats all cool, as long as it isnt children. Then I'll have to kick some ass.

Don't play innocent, you know exactly what they are called, Mr. SexPanda. :keke:

[DRavenS13]

They're called furries- I saw an instance of that on Entourage a couple of weeks ago.