Ziptied Tee's!

[TRUENOCOUPE]

http://ihasawebsite.com/uploader/shirts/2Ziptied_sample3.jpg

Want to be part of the ZT community but we failed you? Well, here's your chance to be part of the ZT! Turn in your apps and let us know that you bought a shirt, and maybe I mean maybe we'll let you in!

This will be limited prints only... so preorder your shit now before its GONE!

Open on March 22nd Closed March 26th!
www.ihasawebsite.com

NO MORE.

[TRUENOCOUPE]

What sizes do you carry?

:D

we only carry TALL TEE's!

[95zilvia]

I don't think we can say that word here.
put me down for an XL tall tee my ni***
or is this a joke
i want one!

[TRUENOCOUPE]

I don't think we can say that word here.
put me down for an XL tall tee my ni***
or is this a joke
i want one!

if you want one, go buy one.

dont tell me to put you down.

['90RPS13]

^~~Look for a banning. Maybe a membership? Naw, ZILVIA FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING WIN. Who needs ZT when you got Smurf Zilvians?

Any Smalls? haha.

[s13silvia123]

does it just come in black only cause i want two of them but i'm just wondering if theres other color selection

['90RPS13]

White would be awesome.

[TRUENOCOUPE]

White would be awesome.

no white shirts = whack.

they look like tall tee's and shit.

[LB.Motoring]

^ seriously....

what the fluck white Tees?



wow anyways..

Ill take a black one soon... Med.

I should app for ZT >_<

['90RPS13]

So only black? Are you guys emo over there?

[TRUENOCOUPE]

So only black? Are you guys emo over there?

We hold hands.

and sing combaya and shit.

come join us.

['90RPS13]

haha, seriously, you guys are straight over there. I am just joshing ya. I read a bunch of gnarly shit over there. Thanks for the heads up!

[seven.62]

just purchased a xl thanks. by the way when are ysall gonna have open registration again, i already have members to vouch

[Kuzumi]

if you have a small i am over that

[TRUENOCOUPE]

if you have a small i am over that

what is wrong with you?

[mrmephistopheles]

:rolleyes:
Oh, motherfucking Al.

[Ash]

Wonder if lorin will buy one :D

[Sturn_Dori]

I ordered mines already. Thanks Al names Lloyd on ZT you know the one saying to make black tees shoots.

[TURBOvq35]

xl for me please

[Team Rootbeer]

dont tell him what size you want.

order it off the damn site. very easy. i think it even says "buy it here"

[PBucch]

http://www.ihasawebsite.com/sexy%20rexy.html
hahaha now that is a great shirt.

[TRUENOCOUPE]

http://www.ihasawebsite.com/sexy%20rexy.html
hahaha now that is a great shirt.

Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

[davirene]

Fuck ZIPTIED arrogant bastards act like there special....You fuckin EMO flakes go fuck your site I hope it crashes again....

[TRUENOCOUPE]

Fuck ZIPTIED arrogant bastards act like there special....You fuckin EMO flakes go fuck your site I hope it crashes again....

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHA

[TRUENOCOUPE]

You just made it on our feedback system.

check it out.
www.ihasawebsite.com/ziptied.html

[LB.Motoring]

^^ LOL..


you cry yourself to sleep at night dont you?

['90RPS13]

^^ LOL..


you cry yourself to sleep at night dont you?


in his black emo ZT shirt.

[TheSquidd]

:rolleyes:
Oh, motherfucking Al.

:bowrofl:

Do you make them in puppy sizes? I'd love to dress my dogs in them.

[skate07]

haha, shit is funny, i didnt make it onto ZT, i fail

[ramblux]

Fuck ZIPTIED arrogant bastards act like there special....You fuckin EMO flakes go fuck your site I hope it crashes again....

More details!

[exitspeed]

Cool! I want a T-Shirt so I can look like a total poser!

That was sarcasm. I'm bitter.

GL with the sale. Free bump. :)

[Buffalo Daughter]

hahahah al your fucking higarious!!!! Your Feedback system beats all the small white tee's!

Jud

[Kuzumi]

payment made :) cant wait

[TforTits]

Fuck ZIPTIED arrogant bastards act like there special....You fuckin EMO flakes go fuck your site I hope it crashes again....
hahaha, how many shirts did you buy, faggot?

[pr0ject TRUENO]

we're not emo. didn't you get the memo? we have special camp nights where we hold hands, roast marshmallows, and sing kumbaya. maybe buying a tshirt would look better on your application once you apply.

[Brian]

Ziptied rubbers please.

[LB.Motoring]

Brian,

lol.

ZT Rubbers.


"Penis, Dont FAIL ME NOW!"

[TforTits]

Ziptied rubbers please.

haha, "ziptied rubbers. fail.:duh: "

[TRUENOCOUPE]

I'm wondering who's the fuck stayed up so late this morning and got 3 shirts.

4AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

Christ.

[Edgar]

hahahahahhahahahhaahaha

[swifty949]

maybe someone east coast bought 3 shirts at 7AM in the morning?

I'd like ZT rubbers too, i want them to say Pass or Fail

[pr0ject TRUENO]

I'd like ZT rubbers too, i want them to say Pass or Fail


MOTHERFUCKING PASS THIS FOOL


who are you

[Jaggorri]

Fuck ZIPTIED arrogant bastards act like there special....You fuckin EMO flakes go fuck your site I hope it crashes again....

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/emo.jpg

Damn right we're arrogant. After all, it's not that we're that good, it's just that you suck that bad.

[Josh]

Damn right we're arrogant. After all, it's not that we're that good, it's just that you suck that bad.


best quote ever!

[Ikant]

this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen.

[Dousan_PG]

this thread rules
black shirts are emo?
wtf

[pr0ject TRUENO]

that shits going in my sig

[pr0ject TRUENO]

this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen.

:wtf:

butthurt cuz we turned you down?

[chmercer]

god damnit al make me a YL, i dont want to have to shrink the S

[TforTits]

ZT has the best group of loving nice people you'll ever meet

[Dr. Moreau]

i bought one.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

god damnit al make me a YL, i dont want to have to shrink the S


hm.... that can't be serious. i've never seen you, but this is the image i get:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_1071~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Posters.jpg


i'll buy a shirt next week.

[TRUENOCOUPE]

i bought one.
Pass!

I sent you a secret link to get in ziptied.com

Congratulation!

[pr0ject TRUENO]

Let's put a "special edition platinum" shirt up for auction. Winning bidder gets a ziptied membership. Start the bidding at $80.00.

[Dr. Moreau]

Pass!

I sent you a secret link to get in ziptied.com

Congratulation!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l292/Noles_10/oh_snap.gif

[skate07]

Fuck the T shirt, im down with the jimmy hat

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/s15driftking/ztcond.jpg

[TforTits]

hm.... that can't be serious. i've never seen you, but this is the image i get:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_1071~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Posters.jpg


i'll buy a shirt next week.
couldn't be further from the truth.

[vvtisupra]

Fuck I'm not gonna buy this shirt anymore now that zilvia people are buying it

:hahano: jp

[TRUENOCOUPE]

I think i've reach 50 already.

Closing the sales.

thanks fags.

[Brian]

woops fuck me.


Chmercer = Commando

[swifty949]

So only black? Are you guys emo over there?

Yah, black shirts are emo... go tell that to NWA

http://www.lclark.edu/~soan/alicia/NWA.JPG

[Ikant]

i just think its stupid how you guys think your special.

['90RPS13]

I dont think have of Zilvia graduated prekinder. I didnt say ALL black shirts are emo. READ. Remember reading rainbow, yea, READ.

[Brian]

i just think its stupid how you guys think your special.

We're better at grammar.
I guess that could be special.



p.s. I'll autograph your Ziptied shirts for free...

[Irukandji]

i just think its stupid how you guys think your special.

Didn't your teacher ever tell you that?

[Ikant]

i guess not.

[A Spec Products]

MAKE DAT MONEY AL

Quit yo job

Just make fresh tees

[TRUENOCOUPE]

I suggest you guys sign up for this.
https://paypal.promotionexpert.com/greatshopping/signup/200702/misc_s.html?route=misc.s

You buy anything over 30 you'll get 15 bucks back.

[Dr. Moreau]

i just think its stupid how you guys think your special.
i just think its stupid how you think we're not special.

[pr0ject TRUENO]

i just think its stupid how you think we're not special.

Second pass of the day.

[TRUENOCOUPE]

omg. 200 order as of last night.

:hsugh:

['90RPS13]

How many did you order your self though? 195 since atleast 5 were sold in here?

[skate07]

how many condom orders?

[TRUENOCOUPE]

How many did you order your self though? 195 since atleast 5 were sold in here?

Hey comedian,

Can you tell me where I can subscribe for your stand up.

Because you are sooooo fucking funny.

[!Zar!]

So many haters on this thread because ziptied wouldn't let them on with their primered battle ships.

You guys don't know. These shirts so fresh. Buy one for you, your friends, your grandma. Hook them up. Real G's wear black. White is for skeet.

[BobMelon]

what is a ziptied? like the little plastic thingies?

[TforTits]

You are so un-fucking-cool for even asking that question. Prepare to be blacklisted.

[tErbo b00st]

Second pass of the day.

we need Dr. Moreau on ZT.
Maybe he can make some real jokes...something Al has been trying to do for years.

[Feint Of Heart]

We're better at grammar.
I guess that could be special.



p.s. I'll autograph your Ziptied shirts for free...

Word to that Brian.

This is one of the reasons people actually READ ZT threads (not to mention articles, but you know), people know how to post using correct grammar AND spelling. Two for one special.

Plus, what is more baller than a ZT shirt?

TRUENOCOUPE, sent an email your way. LMK.

[BobMelon]

You are so un-fucking-cool for even asking that question. Prepare to be blacklisted.

blacklisted for not knowing the meaning of a shirt that says ziptied with a little cartoon? ok? sorry i'll try and google it.

[pr0ject TRUENO]

blacklisted for not knowing the meaning of a shirt that says ziptied with a little cartoon? ok? sorry i'll try and google it.

You're so uncool right now it's not funny. Since I'm feeling nice...

www.ziptied.com


Or search for ziptied.

[shiftnslide]

i just think its stupid how you guys think your special.

you joined zilvia in february 2007? christ, you gotta be 16.

[Ikant]

how does that follow? actually im 33. but nice guess.

[chmercer]

see what actually happens on zt now, is instead of it just being like, the most elite forum on the internet, there are a bunch of retards who somehow snuck in on it, so now theres like ziptied regular and ziptied premium. you cant handle it. keep dreaming

hmm 33 huh. 240sx in the driveway. 33. 240sx. 33. 240sx. baller. baller. baller.

[ZenkitonS14]

I just ordered mine :) When they shippin out, G?

[TRUENOCOUPE]

I just ordered mine :) When they shippin out, G?

in a couple of weeks :o

[S14DriftR]

Fuck I'm not gonna buy this shirt anymore now that zilvia people are buying it

:hahano: jp

Oh you homo. I ordered 2 since I didnt see you reply on zt, oh well i guess we can give the extra one to sergio so he will be extra bitter, haha.

[skate07]

how does that follow? actually im 33. but nice guess.

33 and crusing car forums, 33 and owning a 240sx.... nice ambition

[Brian]

I don't even have one of these shirts.
what

[A Spec Products]

I'm waiting for Brian to make me a bootleg version with sharpie.

Hurry up Bwwian, geezus.

[BobMelon]

You're so uncool right now it's not funny. Since I'm feeling nice...

www.ziptied.com


Or search for ziptied.

i typed in Ziptie and i don't see any forums in Google. and www.ziptied.net doesn't work. is it "tie" like a neck tie, or "tied" like past tense of to tie?

[Brian]

really?

come on man...... really????

[!Zar!]

i typed in Ziptie and i don't see any forums in Google. and www.ziptied.net doesn't work. is it "tie" like a neck tie, or "tied" like past tense of to tie?

Nice joke.

Er...

You mean it wasn't?

[BobMelon]

Nice joke.

Er...

You mean it wasn't?

huh? you guys are seriously the least helpful people i ever seen. i clicked that ziptied link and it doesn't take me to a forum, just some page about a society or something or a mike guy.

i wanna see this forum and sign up.

[Buffalo Daughter]

hella folkers hang off the ZT shorthairs. Can't all be that special:duh:

[Josh]

Since there are so many members from zipties on here can someone vouch for me?

[chmercer]

^^^ is that some kind of like negative reverse trolling technique

[Mdl_Pin0y]

Do you have one where it says "pass" instead of "fail"?

[LB.Motoring]

the pass one you will never see.

Ill hint, its Polo.

[TRUENOCOUPE]

Do you have one where it says "pass" instead of "fail"?

Pass does not belong in ziptied.

[Feint Of Heart]

Pass: to cause or allow to go through or beyond a gate, barrier, etc.

Correct Use: "I bought one of those sweet shirts that Al made, now I may finally pass on ZipTied!"

Incorrect Use: "That crazy old lady just made a pass at me!"

Fail: to fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved

Correct Use: "I really want to be on ZT, but I fail again, because I'm a poser."

Incorrect Use: "It's cool to be a poser, and lame to be on ZT, I like to fail!"

And to answer the what is ZipTied question from a few pages back...

ZipTied:
- Formed when awesome cars, and the ballin'-est (lmao, no one ever try and use that word combo again) people around were called together by Society Mike to make the raddest place on/in, Earth/Internet/Universe

Al, I will be ordering my shirt tonight. I ran out of time last night. And BH is pumped because I told him he can sign mine, hah.

[TRUENOCOUPE]

Rule #1. You do not talk about Ziptied.

[Delux_247]

Coming soon!!

ZIPTIED ZIPTIES!

[nokeone]

fuck ziptied...soo lame..

[BobMelon]

that place is lame... i tried to apply? i guess to get in? and they didn't even respond... jerks. why can't i join? ever since i sold my coupiroku and got my Sylvia, i've been doing touge every weekend. am i not good enough? elitest asses.

[Dousan_PG]

cry me a riiiiiiiiver honey buns

yeah we are asses!
deal with it!!
i love it
LOVE IT

maybe learn to spell "Sylvia" correctly.

[BobMelon]

cry me a riiiiiiiiver honey buns

yeah we are asses!
deal with it!!
i love it
LOVE IT

maybe learn to spell "Sylvia" correctly.

maybe learn to paint your car one single shade of red. honey buns.

[Dousan_PG]

thing is i did
learning process
got it down now. doing 2 other cars shortly
eat a diiiiiick
and you'll never get on ziptied.
boo hooooo
elitist assholes fo sure. no denying. keeping dickwads like u out.

[TheSquidd]

that place is lame... i tried to apply? i guess to get in? and they didn't even respond... jerks. why can't i join? ever since i sold my coupiroku and got my Sylvia, i've been doing touge every weekend. am i not good enough? elitest asses.

:bowrofl:
Troll anyone? Hilarity.

Yeah, they're elitists.
Yeah, they can spell and write in the English fucking language.
Yeah, they won't let just anyone in.
Yeah, they have nice cars.
Yeah, they drive at events.
Yeah, they're made of money.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, they're everything Zilvia isn't.

:coolugh:

[pr0ject TRUENO]

that place is lame... i tried to apply? i guess to get in? and they didn't even respond... jerks. why can't i join? ever since i sold my coupiroku and got my Sylvia, i've been doing touge every weekend. am i not good enough? elitest asses.


wtf is a coupiroku


it's a corolla dammit

[Dr. Moreau]

http://www.ziptie.org/

[pr0ject TRUENO]

http://www.ziptie.org/

Fail.


:duh:

[ZenkitonS14]

:bowrofl:
Troll anyone? Hilarity.

Yeah, they're elitists.
Yeah, they can spell and write in the English fucking language.
Yeah, they won't let just anyone in.
Yeah, they have nice cars.
Yeah, they drive at events.
Yeah, they're made of money.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, they're everything Zilvia isn't.

:coolugh:



hahaha AMEN, sky.

[skate07]

maybe learn to paint your car one single shade of red. honey buns.

thats a schmack!!!

[TRUENOCOUPE]

Ey Nukka's.

I finally got around to shipping the shirt out.

All shirts are shipping out today via Fed Ex.

It's arriving tomorrow and no signature required. If you aint home, they are dropping that shit on your front door.

email me at [email protected] if you want a tracking #.