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Annoying Eric
08-01-2002, 10:02 PM
Who wants to taste my geneo style.
You want a piece of my geneo style,I'm a give it to you know.

Who likes my chop sticks,
hit you in shin with my little lip stick, yellow
If you wanna see me eat jello
I've never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you higher then you can kick me
i can kick way up to a tree
Who wants a taste of my wooo long tee
whoha whoha ho che che
Everyone in the phonebook named Chang, wanna see my wang
Never good gong hit the gong with a bang, whaaaaaaaaaa
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball,
but thats not right now in real life
You a fall down break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg
Well i don't, but i like fried rice, and i got lice
ching chang woo ching chang woo rice
but that ain't nice
charge for the cookie
i always charge rice
delerivies free but not from me, i always want a dollar fifty
fifty five wanna see me cause I hit you with the line ayyhaa
Wow when i hit you,
with this shit,
do a slipt
take a shit
after you, eat my shit kung fu
run like a fay, you fucking gay
ah why low hit you with the hay
stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls
Only americans eat duck sauce
and my soy sauce is for you, i can put it in your shoe
Watch this.... I can tip toe while you take a piss
In my bathroom, spy on you while your little boy shits
aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
and if you want a little mint thats fifty cents. BITCH
Everything cost a little bit
so don't expect nothing for free, atleast from me
ching chang woo chee
I can get you from ti wong city and hong kong
I can smoke a bong and i can do it all night long
and don't mistake me for a via kong
I can get you, tackle you, baste you,
never see me when i get you and bake you
Woke you up and put you in a bamboo cage
and make you feel all my rage
poke you with a little stick in the cage
your buddies two came up on me
God damn that shit burn blue in my whole city
Hoo Chee Mang
Shoot a load on your chin
God damn that shit and if you wanna fight, then come on in
You can walk into my world
Where the Yellow shit begins,
AYYYYYHHHHHHA, can't retain
I'm able to control your brain like a pawn
Egg foo yown and low mein
so come on babie, have it all the same
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

KiDyNomiTe
08-01-2002, 10:07 PM
If you waited an hour it would have ben friday humor for me, but still funny for late night thursday humor

Annoying Eric
08-01-2002, 10:09 PM
Where i am from It's already Friday, the post was posted at 12: 02 in NY hahahha. nice.....

AutoDestruct
08-01-2002, 10:10 PM
Those lyrics do'nt even do the song justice.  It is friggin weird.  I don't know if that guy was being for real or just mocking the human race or what.

Bee-Czar

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':huh:'>

Annoying Eric
08-01-2002, 10:12 PM
Oh by the way if anyone wants the song where the freestyle came from just send me a PM and i will e-mail you the MP3...........

RussellTT94
08-01-2002, 10:13 PM
this song is actually funny...........it's by CKY, the guys form Jackass

West
08-01-2002, 10:14 PM
Hey! Thats Brandon's Freestyle from CKY2K.

I will post the actuall MP3 of it tomorrow. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

KiDyNomiTe
08-01-2002, 10:17 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RussellTT94 @ Aug. 01 2002,11:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">this song is actually funny...........it's by CKY, the guys form Jackass</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Camp Kill Yourseld, those vids are funny as hell. If I ever see them trying to kick a football at my car the bats coming out. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':angry:'>

Annoying Eric
08-01-2002, 10:26 PM
First off... Jackass copyed he CKY heads...........

Second... the videos are madd funny, I think the second might be the best, the 3rd is decent

Third... If those guys hit ym car with a football, i honestly don't know what i would i'd prolly be mad but laugh at them.. haha that one women asked what language Bam was speakign cause he said that he was teretes or something like that hahahahhahahahahhaha......................

CoasTek240
08-01-2002, 11:04 PM
i know they are from jakass the guys name is tai mai shu..hahaha,, it;s definatly a funny sog 2 years ago.. when i was a junior in high school <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

whateverjames
08-01-2002, 11:18 PM
i thought that was a fuckin parappa the rapper song or something! &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

someone told me one of the members of CKY, his brother is in Jackass.

Annoying Eric
08-01-2002, 11:31 PM
People, Jackass is a rip off of the videos called CKY.....

CKY= Camp Kill Yourself

The videos are made by a group of freinds mainly Bam Margera, Brendon Decimillio, Art Web 1985 , Jesse, Rakeyon (<~spelling is wrong) and some other freinds and alot of pro skateboarders.........

Now Jackass is dumb cause Johnny Knoxville bit off of CKY but jackass does just plain dumb shit, Who wants to be a human bbq.......................... And yes Bam's brother is jesse from CKY the band, hes the drummer..

And the reason why i nkow all of this is because im a skateboarder and biker, use to be sponsered by manmade bike company and ive been watching the CKY videos since the first came out i think about 4 years ago...........

SO STOP WITH THAT JACKASS BULLSHIT.... LOL

ight im out...............LATER FLAMERS

Edit: The person who made the freestyle is named Brendon and I'm really sorry if i sounded mean or anything, im just tired.

xhdriver
08-02-2002, 05:26 AM
eric, the guys from cky and jackass are all the same group of friends, genius, you can see the same guys in both. hows it a ripoff "skater"?

boosteds14
08-02-2002, 08:26 AM
sounds like friday humor to me <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

Annoying Eric
08-02-2002, 12:54 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (xhdriver @ Aug. 02 2002,06:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">eric, the guys from cky and jackass are all the same group of friends, genius, you can see the same guys in both. hows it a ripoff "skater"?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
When Jackass first started the CKY heads weren't invloved in but that ass johnny knoxville copyed there shit and tryed being like them, then the cky people started to appear on jackass, thats why its a ripoff, and johnny knoxville was never in the original CKY videos, ok genius?

S14Pilot
08-02-2002, 01:39 PM
Who cares.

People have been doing stupid shit like that for years. &nbsp;None of those guys can claim to be the first ones to hurt themselves or mess with others for entertainment. &nbsp;

And what does being a skater have to do with that?

Annoying Eric
08-02-2002, 01:51 PM
Being a skater has nothing to do with it, im just sayign that i ain't no loser MTV kid haha. thats about.

SR20Fastback
08-03-2002, 01:28 AM
If you ever notice, they actually use a lot of original clips from CKY2k on Jackass. Also a few of the people from CKY are on jackass as well.

SprungScorp
08-03-2002, 01:36 AM
Hey, did you guys hear that Steve-O from Jackass got arrested for pulling his pants down in public.....and STAPLED HIS BALLS TO HIS INNER THIGH?!?!? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> When I heard he did that my nuts shrank and I fell off the couch screaming like a little girl <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cry.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cry:'>

EDIT: Plus Tila thinks Jonny Knoxvillie is "cute"....damn you Jonny, damn you..... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'>