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rollhard
06-27-2006, 05:08 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/mexico_half_ton_man;_ylt=AifdlPf1THzjyVsqtasB7iSLF MsF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjNXI5cGRoBHNlYwNzcHRpY2tlcg--

You know, why would you wait until you are over 1000lbs to ask for help. Hell, Im trying to lose weight because I think Im like 10lbs over. You would thing after 400lbs.....ah whatever.:bash:

rainier
06-27-2006, 05:12 PM
damn that guy is huge. waited so long to get help but at least he hasnt died from heart failure

big_schaf
06-27-2006, 05:14 PM
lol what a fat mess, i wounder what a normal day includes for him, probly eat,eat,eat,sleep,eat,eat,sleep......I think you get the pattern hahaha

DJPimpFlex
06-27-2006, 05:18 PM
that looks like something that should be in blu808's avatar....

A Spec Products
06-27-2006, 05:20 PM
i think that most cases of obesity are probably "not their fault"

mental related, etc

on the bright side, that foo could dress up as the JUGGANAUT for halloween

spdfreek0o
06-27-2006, 05:37 PM
Yeah, but their "problems" should have been dealt with. Obese people get no sympathy from me.

blackflag_Rms13
06-27-2006, 05:48 PM
Holy HELL!

http://www.artificialanatomy.com/jaba.jpg

I had to... you knew it was coming...

SpeedMonkeyInc
06-27-2006, 05:55 PM
Unable to leave his bed for five years.... the 41-year-old mechanic.....

If he has not left his bed in 5 years, then he isn't really a mechanic any more is he? He's just fat. Ocuptaion: Disgusting. Professionally disgusting.

So a 1200lb guy looses 200lbs. What is gained? Can he roll over by himself now?

I am starting a new company to help people who want to loose weight. They send me $1 and I mail them a photograph of that guy.

McRussellPants
06-27-2006, 06:33 PM
If he has not left his bed in 5 years, then he isn't really a mechanic any more is he? He's just fat. Ocuptaion: Disgusting. Professionally disgusting.

So a 1200lb guy looses 200lbs. What is gained? Can he roll over by himself now?

I am starting a new company to help people who want to loose weight. They send me $1 and I mail them a photograph of that guy.

+1

Fatty Grunts FTL.

BRB26
06-27-2006, 06:50 PM
the jabba pic...its a celebration bitches!
man..at like 600lbs even I would realize, goddamn man....i am a FATASS!

Ghettokracker71
06-27-2006, 07:28 PM
Dude you would wait until 600lbs? Damn I put on like 5-10lbs of fat from sitting around still recovering from surgery and I hate looking in the mirror with my shirt off...I must be a woman:doh:


I really dont have sympathy for fat asses

DJPimpFlex
06-27-2006, 07:48 PM
I fluctuate about +-15lbs a lot...and I dont really give a shit.

unwed_transient
06-27-2006, 08:55 PM
he's a bit lop-sided...

Eternal_240Sx
06-27-2006, 09:06 PM
is he doing splits?

blu808
06-27-2006, 09:09 PM
that looks like something that should be in blu808's avatar....

Indeed.


I wonder what happens when he has to poo. Does he have some person that cleans his poo and wipes his ass? Ewwww i just threw up in my mouth, gurgle gurgle. :ugh:

chlatboy
06-27-2006, 09:33 PM
that looks like something that should be in blu808's avatar....

And so it is done. Yea, there is something seriously wrong with ppl to have them wait that long to ask for help. I think he has taken 25-30 years of his life by waiting that long.

AdoriPimp
06-27-2006, 09:50 PM
Wheres his other nipple?

ramblux
06-27-2006, 09:56 PM
Hey, I take offense. I'm fat. I didn't ask to be fat.



I ate to be fat. I'm going to Wendy's for a Frosty Dessert. Mmmm..

alexchanman
06-27-2006, 09:56 PM
+1 for showering with a rag on a stick!!!!!

Kn1ves
06-27-2006, 10:24 PM
i think subway needs to go and help him

theronin
06-27-2006, 10:35 PM
simply put, obesity is nothing other than procrastination. you tell yourself you will do something about it next week, or you will eat better tomorrow, and by the time you really look you have ballooned. thats what happened to me. in 2 years i went from 180 to 220 then one day i took a look at myself and said shit, i need to lose weight, ill start a diet and exercise. i realized what i had just said and started my diet right there, and went to the gym at 1am. now i am 172. i havent weighed under 180 since i was a sophomore in HS, im 26 now. if you want to lose weight, simply pm me, its not hard, and once those first 10 lbs come off you are hooked and your life will never be the same. I started to help one of my friends and in 2.5 months i have helped him shed 30 lbs. dont say to yourself you will start tomorrow, thats how people get to be obese, not to be so cliche but JUST DO IT!

dannyboi
06-28-2006, 12:00 AM
What a fat piece of shit.

dannyboi
06-28-2006, 12:03 AM
simply put, obesity is nothing other than procrastination. you tell yourself you will do something about it next week, or you will eat better tomorrow, and by the time you really look you have ballooned. thats what happened to me. in 2 years i went from 180 to 220 then one day i took a look at myself and said shit, i need to lose weight, ill start a diet and exercise. i realized what i had just said and started my diet right there, and went to the gym at 1am. now i am 172. i havent weighed under 180 since i was a sophomore in HS, im 26 now. if you want to lose weight, simply pm me, its not hard, and once those first 10 lbs come off you are hooked and your life will never be the same. I started to help one of my friends and in 2.5 months i have helped him shed 30 lbs. dont say to yourself you will start tomorrow, thats how people get to be obese, not to be so cliche but JUST DO IT!

I eat about 3500 calories a day (absolute garbage food too), don't exercise at all and only gained about 8 pounds in 2 years.

Worms are your best friend.

stp9154
06-28-2006, 12:03 AM
simply put, obesity is nothing other than procrastination. you tell yourself you will do something about it next week, or you will eat better tomorrow, and by the time you really look you have ballooned. thats what happened to me. in 2 years i went from 180 to 220 then one day i took a look at myself and said shit, i need to lose weight, ill start a diet and exercise. i realized what i had just said and started my diet right there, and went to the gym at 1am. now i am 172. i havent weighed under 180 since i was a sophomore in HS, im 26 now. if you want to lose weight, simply pm me, its not hard, and once those first 10 lbs come off you are hooked and your life will never be the same. I started to help one of my friends and in 2.5 months i have helped him shed 30 lbs. dont say to yourself you will start tomorrow, thats how people get to be obese, not to be so cliche but JUST DO IT!

+1 on that. I went down from 245 to 180 in 7 months and have been at around 180-185 since. There's no way around this problem. Just get up and work your ass off just like other problems in life.

boxjelly
06-28-2006, 12:55 AM
When a bolder falls off a mountain, does anyone really notice?

smellslikecurry
06-28-2006, 01:17 AM
eating all that greasy will do that to you...why doesnt he just get tons of lipo/staple his stomach and eat the same food plan he is now...hed lose a lot more weight fast...hes gnna need a lot of plastic surgery to get rid of all that damn skin from when he loes his weight

P4rD0nM3
06-28-2006, 06:39 AM
Shit. I hope he gets healthy in the near future. 5 years in bed? F. I can't do that.

BRB26
06-28-2006, 05:32 PM
yea i feel sorry for him..glad hes bettering himself by attempting to lose weight..

in high school..i started both ways on the football team, i was a finely tuned tacking/running machine. that was then 5'10" 180lbs of muscle..i ate like crazy..everyday.

its been two years. i still eat the same. result? ive gained 50lbs. ive still retained most of the muscle, but i put on a LOT of fat.

!Zar!
06-28-2006, 06:57 PM
That's a whole lot of luvin right there.

mjjstang
06-28-2006, 11:21 PM
I have to contribute obesity to genetics and metabolism, I have NEVER EVER had to watch my weight and I eat the worst shit EVER. Im skinny as a rail. my grandpa is too and has had open hear surgery so i know it will catch up to me if I continue, but as far as obesity is concerned I think mostly it is not easily controllable. although I agree that if you are not as lucky as me, you still should control your diet. and of course there are those type that just absolutely neglect themselves. and dont give a fuck. and that is truely pathetic.

1Via!
06-28-2006, 11:43 PM
That's a whole lot of luvin right there.
He would make a killing as a porn star.

McRussellPants
06-28-2006, 11:53 PM
He must need some pretty heavy duty wheel bearings on his Rascal (tm). Thats for damn sure.

infinitexsound
06-29-2006, 12:44 AM
sshit i feel the mans pain, losing weight is a big deal considering i cant fucken get under 160... for 2 weeks which really pisses me off... and all this fucken cardio in sweats is getting to be annoying.. daymn it....