Speeding, what's your excuse?

[WilloW]

Got this from another board, I had a good laugh so...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/Veero/516bb088.jpg

[SochBAT]

Repost of a stereotype.

I only speed when i really need to get there, and in my car, 70mph is speeding. I'm a safe and cautious driver. 2 hands on the wheel at all times. Sitting upright. More responsive and ergonomic.

[SimpleSexy180]

^ thats only when you been drinking. what about when u havent?

jk <3<3

[WilloW]

Repost of a stereotype.

I only speed when i really need to get there, and in my car, 70mph is speeding. I'm a safe and cautious driver. 2 hands on the wheel at all times. Sitting upright. More responsive and ergonomic.

It's suppose to be a joke man, don't take it too seriously.

[Ghettokracker71]

Repost of a stereotype.

I only speed when i really need to get there, and in my car, 70mph is speeding. I'm a safe and cautious driver. 2 hands on the wheel at all times. Sitting upright. More responsive and ergonomic.


Must suck only driving automatics

[SochBAT]

Willow = i know its a joke. I just wanted to honestly answer the question.
Ghetto = if i drove one, i'd probably agree. :wiggle:

[WilloW]

Willow = i know its a joke. I just wanted to honestly answer the question.
Ghetto = if i drove one, i'd probably agree. :wiggle:
My excuse would have been..."I gotta take a shit real bad officer...:tweak: ".

[DJ_Sunrise]

my friend was pulled over going 105 in a 55.. cop asked him why he was speeding, so my dumbass friend.. in his s14.5 said.. "cmon man, its a friday night!" he said it all happy and shit. the police officer just walked away. i was pulled over 92 in a 55, i said i was at my gf's house, overslept, and wanted to get home so my parents wouldnt throw a shitfit. i walked out of there with a seatbelt ticket. wooo

-Bart

[unwed_transient]

My excuse would have been..."I gotta take a shit real bad officer...:tweak: ".
hahaha +1

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[P4rD0nM3]

There was one incident back in the Philippines where I pleaded an officer if he can let me go cuz I have to take a shit real bad (Yeah, it was for real, I had green shit that night). And he was like no...and I pleaded like a lil girl cuz I don't want to take a shit on my friend's car who's a girl and who was with me at that time. We were almost done setting up our little shop at the World Trade Center in the Philippines and I ate some bad bbq.

That's the only time I had a real excuse. Good thing he let me go.

Other than that...I never try to go over the speed limit. I drive like a grandma.

[fliprayzin240sx]

Ive used the poop excuse once and it worked for me, then again, i think he got called for something else at the same time after i told him. Nowadays, i just tell them im heading back to base cuz were having a "Military Recall" back to base so i need to get there in 30 mins. They look at me, i show them my military ID and they just say k, just be careful and TRY not to speed anymore.

[KA24DESOneThree]

Freeway, fast lane, 85-90mph with a 100ft interval (at least) between me and the car in front. I move for faster traffic. Both hands on the wheel. Perfectly safe.

Everywhere but residential areas- usually 5-15mph over the limit depending on how well I know the road, how populated it is, how many cops there usually are, etc. If I don't know it, I may be under the speed limit. I usually exceed the marked corner speeds by a healthy amount, however.

Residential areas- Less than 25mph. 16mph seems to be my favorite speed when there could be children playing, and more importantly, puppies running around.

All too often speed limits are draconian at best. Their redeeming value is the profit generation. That said, if I get pulled over I'm not going to complain. I was speeding; it was my choice and no one else's so why talk my way out of it? That said, I larfed at the billboard. I don't really understand why speeding is enough of a crime to warrant billboards. You want a crime? Driving while intoxicated. You want a crime? Driving stupid.

[wootwoot]

16mph seems to be my favorite speed when there could be children playing, and more importantly, puppies running around.


hahah. Nice one!!


When its late at night, I generally find myself going slower then if there is traffic. Traffic pisses me off and I get annoyed at peoples pace and try and get by them. Ive mostly grown out of that since it doesnt get you anywhere faster so I try and just relax. On the highway I just chill in the right lane at 70-75. It doesnt really matter when you get there when you consider the time difference with speeding; less stressful and relaxing too. Cheaper too, gas is pricey.

[blackalicious95]

I once told a cop that my girlfriend was 6 months pregnant and she had just fallen in the shower, and it worked.

I felt really bad after though for telling such an awful lie.

[Ghettokracker71]

Willow = i know its a joke. I just wanted to honestly answer the question.
Ghetto = if i drove one, i'd probably agree. :wiggle:


I was joking b/c if yo udrove a manual you couldn't keep both hands on the wheel at all times:2f2f:

Best excuse I ever heard for speeding...can't remeber where I heard the story? Old dude in his 70's got pulled...told the cop it was the first time he got "excited" natrually in years and he was rushing over to his girlfriends house before it went away

[NIK90s13]

^^^^to funny!!!!! I speed for the smile!!!

[Jonnie Fraz]

One thing that I have heard is if you can make them laugh you will almost always get let go. I had a buddy spill water in his lap, and tell the cop he was having incontenance problem, and he was trying to get home before he pissed himself. Cop let him go.

[infinitexsound]

yeah well my problem is impatience with slow ass drivers in my way.... ppl dont know how to drive thats my problem..

[xtheenderx]

yeah well my problem is impatience with slow ass drivers in my way.... ppl dont know how to drive thats my problem..

word.... especially people who drive at 25 when the speed limit clearly says 40. :(

[SochBAT]

^^^

I concur.

And after shifting, both hands go on the wheel. One close encounter changed my driving.

But i always chill in the farthest right lane. Nice slow cruising.

[theicecreamdan]

my sister got pulled over yesterday... cop didnt even give her a chance for an excuse. "license and registration... I'll be right back I'm gonna start writing the ticket."

[rollhard]

I was racing a 911 a few years ago and by the time I saw the cop and braked, it was too late. He clocked me at 119mph. Well, after all the fines and having my license taken away, I have concluded that its just not worth it....Oh and my excuse to the cop and judge..."I was trying to make the exit and that guy wouldnt let me in, so I had to pass him".... = Not a very good excuse....:ugh: