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Tantwoforty · 04-11-2010, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marveezee

your in costa mesa. maybe lol

im closer!

hey guys, go try this: talk to a girl you know, say some stupid shit, somehting like.. i have a erection hideing in my belt line.. and they quickly ask her what time it is...
works every time.

gzer750 · 04-11-2010, 01:54 PM

what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?

TurboSE · 04-29-2010, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gzer750

what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?

Too many pervs stroked their goatee while saying it.....

spoolandslide · 04-29-2010, 09:57 PM

"Hi, I'm Date Mike. It's nice to meet me."

NismoDriverS13 · 04-29-2010, 11:21 PM

"Hi, nice shoes! wanna fuck?" works all the time.

Bricksquad1017 · 04-29-2010, 11:29 PM

girl: i wish i could get my abs back

me: i herd that riding on top is a good work out

girl: thats way better then the gym and more fun

take in to concideration she was 105 pounds wanting to lose weight and get her abs back

Bubbles · 04-30-2010, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gzer750

what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?

Never worked in the first place.

lou's40sx · 04-30-2010, 02:16 AM

"Hey there, are you tired of people making fun of you? Are you kinda fat and probably have low self esteem but wealthy parents? So..Why don't you save yourself all the drama of life buy me dinner and a movie and I'll be good to you. And if you act now, I'll sweeten the deal with public hand holding and we can wear matching Emo clothing.

Here's how to order......"

ms!3 · 04-30-2010, 09:41 PM

if i were to flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?

dontxploitme · 04-30-2010, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taniguchi_Is_#1

are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.

so full of win! haha

i'm surprised this one hasn't been said
"if i was your heart, would you let me beat?"

or if you happen to be bill clinton
"suck my dick, there's a future in it!"
haha classic chappelle

MooGong · 04-30-2010, 11:35 PM

this just random cuz i was watching it LOL

I'm Chris Hansen with dateline nbc....

TeamFRAT · 05-01-2010, 07:05 AM

Just bend over and give her the bat wing....

Then ridicule her for being a ball gazer. Then in complete embarassment from her she'll have to talk to you.

H.A.R.T B18C1EG6 · 05-01-2010, 01:48 PM

Hey girl, your feet must be tired, because you've been giving me a footjob all day you dirty whore!

Iamdave · 05-01-2010, 08:43 PM

if you live in Arizona you can use this one.

boy:hey cutie where are you from?
girl: Brazil
Boy: i dont think those cops think so.. inless you wanna live in mexico you should come back to my place.

240sxChillen · 05-01-2010, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H.A.R.T B18C1EG6

Hey girl, your feet must be tired, because you've been giving me a footjob all day you dirty whore!

So fuckin lame.

fcdrifter20 · 05-01-2010, 10:46 PM

this is something i have sientificly proven over the las couple years...

you walk up to a girl. introduce yourself real quick, then soothingly whisper in her ear..."you wana go have some fun"..fromt there the door is open to various things. Its up to you to do with her what ever it is you want to do.

thru vigorous trial and error i have proven that this works. And Mr. Literal can vouch for me on this one

keistyle · 05-02-2010, 10:38 PM

I always hit them first. Or bump, which ever is easier.

You can apologize, then go from there. (insert funny attraction joke)

Just don't over do it.

It really works best in a crowded area. (mall etc.)

Girls don't like nosy people.

Everything really just depends on where you are at.

Take a dog to the park.

Credit card to the mall.

NEVER talk about cars either.

limited240 · 05-03-2010, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chucky norris

i am mclovin . . . . .

nice.................

limited240 · 05-03-2010, 01:49 AM

since im a girl:
i change my own oil and tires on my 240[/quote]
hey lets meet and have some fun.

miravete · 07-25-2010, 06:39 AM

if you know the girl:

so my girlfriend, i mean EX-girlfriend told me youre single...

driftlife · 08-22-2010, 03:00 AM

blind guy goes to a fish store and says "well hello ladies "

05-02-2010, 10:38 PM	#107
keistyle Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: rancho cucamonga, ca Age: 31 Posts: 1,580 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	I always hit them first. Or bump, which ever is easier. You can apologize, then go from there. (insert funny attraction joke) Just don't over do it. It really works best in a crowded area. (mall etc.) Girls don't like nosy people. Everything really just depends on where you are at. Take a dog to the park. Credit card to the mall. NEVER talk about cars either. __________________ Tacoheroi.com

05-03-2010, 01:49 AM	#109
limited240 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: cencal Posts: 896 Trader Rating: (11) Feedback Score: 11 reviews	since im a girl: i change my own oil and tires on my 240[/quote] hey lets meet and have some fun. __________________

07-25-2010, 06:39 AM	#110
miravete Nissanaholic! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: tecate Age: 37 Posts: 2,127 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	if you know the girl: so my girlfriend, i mean EX-girlfriend told me youre single... __________________ taking corners just as good as a drunken rhino..

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04-11-2010, 01:54 PM	#92
gzer750 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: l.a Posts: 172 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?

04-29-2010, 09:57 PM	#94
spoolandslide Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: lost in a bump splice in the fabric of our clockwork Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	"Hi, I'm Date Mike. It's nice to meet me."

04-29-2010, 11:21 PM	#95
NismoDriverS13 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: So-Cal Age: 35 Posts: 506 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Hi, nice shoes! wanna fuck?" works all the time.

04-29-2010, 11:29 PM	#96
Bricksquad1017 BANNED Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Atlanta Age: 28 Posts: 98 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	girl: i wish i could get my abs back me: i herd that riding on top is a good work out girl: thats way better then the gym and more fun take in to concideration she was 105 pounds wanting to lose weight and get her abs back

04-30-2010, 02:16 AM	#98
lou's40sx BANNED Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: los angeles Posts: 951 Trader Rating: (54) Feedback Score: 54 reviews	"Hey there, are you tired of people making fun of you? Are you kinda fat and probably have low self esteem but wealthy parents? So..Why don't you save yourself all the drama of life buy me dinner and a movie and I'll be good to you. And if you act now, I'll sweeten the deal with public hand holding and we can wear matching Emo clothing. Here's how to order......"

04-30-2010, 09:41 PM	#99
ms!3 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Age: 31 Posts: 1,563 Trader Rating: (7) Feedback Score: 7 reviews	if i were to flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?

04-30-2010, 11:35 PM	#101
MooGong Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Socal Age: 33 Posts: 8 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	this just random cuz i was watching it LOL I'm Chris Hansen with dateline nbc....

05-01-2010, 07:05 AM	#102
TeamFRAT Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land of 10,000 puddles Age: 34 Posts: 553 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Just bend over and give her the bat wing.... Then ridicule her for being a ball gazer. Then in complete embarassment from her she'll have to talk to you.

05-01-2010, 01:48 PM	#103
H.A.R.T B18C1EG6 Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: PLAYBOY MANSION Age: 34 Posts: 113 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Hey girl, your feet must be tired, because you've been giving me a footjob all day you dirty whore!

05-01-2010, 08:43 PM	#104
Iamdave Leaky Injector Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NY Posts: 107 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if you live in Arizona you can use this one. boy:hey cutie where are you from? girl: Brazil Boy: i dont think those cops think so.. inless you wanna live in mexico you should come back to my place.

05-01-2010, 10:46 PM	#106
fcdrifter20 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: riverside, ca Age: 33 Posts: 2,869 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	this is something i have sientificly proven over the las couple years... you walk up to a girl. introduce yourself real quick, then soothingly whisper in her ear..."you wana go have some fun"..fromt there the door is open to various things. Its up to you to do with her what ever it is you want to do. thru vigorous trial and error i have proven that this works. And Mr. Literal can vouch for me on this one

08-22-2010, 03:00 AM	#111
driftlife Zilvia Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: huntington park / socal Age: 29 Posts: 172 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	blind guy goes to a fish store and says "well hello ladies "