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*ManoNegra* · 05-13-2010, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Habit

When I was in college I worked at a campus dining facility for a year. The unit manager was 26 (I was 19) and fairly hot. I would say cute, nice body that was smashable for sure. I saw her at a local bar and tried to spit some game. It didnt work well at all and her friends came and took her away.
At last call she pops up out of nowhere at our table and asks me to walk her home. So after 5 or so blocks we get to her place and she pulls me inside and starts getting crazy. So we end up in bed and I go to get her drawls off and realize shes not wearing any. She had already taken them off...the large black fuzzy triangular thing I saw out of the corner of my eyes were not her panties but an ENORMOUS BUSH!! From one angle it looked like she was missing both her legs, with her torso floating on a dark puffy cloud!

It freaked me out so much that I stopped all forward momentum and hit reverse. Within 5 minutes I was walking back towards the bar to get my car so I can get home to "get some sleep before my 8am class."
Needless to say, the rest of the year my only job was to wash dishes. We made eye contact maybe 3 times after that ordeal, and it scarred me so deeply I eventually quit.

Sounds like you need to start watching some 70s porn to get over your fear of bush
I've come across a few occasions when I had to bust out the weed wacker
no shame in my game

fcdrifter20 · 05-13-2010, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ManoNegra

Sounds like you need to start watching some 70s porn to get over your fear of bush
I've come across a few occasions when I had to bust out the weed wacker
no shame in my game

you and me both man!!! lol

i would have smashed her like an Idaho potato...I have had some far worse things go down then just some hairy vag...

joeapple8 · 05-13-2010, 09:03 PM

YouTube - Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen) - Uncensored Version

BustedS13 · 05-13-2010, 10:57 PM

we used to have these weekly "brainstorm sessions" at a previous job where all the supervisors and the ops managers would hang out in a meeting room for an hour or two, drinking free coffee and eating free krispy kremes. basically we'd tell the ops managers ways we "could" do our jobs to improve efficiency/morale/etc, and then they'd tell us why those methods wouldn't work/would cost too much/would be illegal, and then when they were off/left for the day/weren't paying attention, we'd just do it our way anyway.
then i got fired for sleeping during a training seminar. it was pretty killer

oh uh my boss is a douche or something.

ronmcdon · 05-13-2010, 11:00 PM

my current employers don't mind me sleeping.
even bring a blanket to work & take naps on the couch.
as long as the work gets done, nobody cares.
it's the corporate assholes that usually make a fuss out of nothing.

Walperstyle · 05-23-2010, 02:21 PM

I can see why your boss doesnt like you

davidnino111 · 05-26-2010, 02:37 AM

i think everybody hates there boss. or else they wouldnt be doing a good job.

05-13-2010, 10:57 PM	#34
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	we used to have these weekly "brainstorm sessions" at a previous job where all the supervisors and the ops managers would hang out in a meeting room for an hour or two, drinking free coffee and eating free krispy kremes. basically we'd tell the ops managers ways we "could" do our jobs to improve efficiency/morale/etc, and then they'd tell us why those methods wouldn't work/would cost too much/would be illegal, and then when they were off/left for the day/weren't paying attention, we'd just do it our way anyway. then i got fired for sleeping during a training seminar. it was pretty killer oh uh my boss is a douche or something. __________________

05-23-2010, 02:21 PM	#36
Walperstyle Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alberta, Red Derp Age: 40 Posts: 1,729 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I can see why your boss doesnt like you __________________ KA-T ORG-Function over Flush

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05-13-2010, 09:03 PM	#33
joeapple8 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: South Bay California Age: 30 Posts: 973 Trader Rating: (32) Feedback Score: 32 reviews	YouTube - Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen) - Uncensored Version

05-13-2010, 11:00 PM	#35
ronmcdon Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: beverly hills Age: 86 Posts: 4,254 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	my current employers don't mind me sleeping. even bring a blanket to work & take naps on the couch. as long as the work gets done, nobody cares. it's the corporate assholes that usually make a fuss out of nothing.

05-26-2010, 02:37 AM	#37
davidnino111 Join Date: May 2010 Location: azusa Age: 30 Posts: 22 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i think everybody hates there boss. or else they wouldnt be doing a good job.