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SR2Zero · 05-21-2009, 01:51 PM

(727): wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
(727): ooooooooooooo i'm drink

SochBAT · 05-21-2009, 02:51 PM

^^

That one is pretty lame.

highwaystar22 · 05-21-2009, 04:02 PM

(907): so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?

And

(609): ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.

There are so many amazing ones.

*DALAZ_68* · 05-21-2009, 11:39 PM

honestly...spent more than half the day on the site...LOLing all day...

kevmeistah21 · 05-22-2009, 01:57 AM

(325): i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..

tricky_ab · 05-22-2009, 01:01 PM

I have a few people in the office on this site. We can't get enough...My favorite of the day...

Quote:

(218): No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus

mavrick243 · 05-23-2009, 04:46 AM

I just sat on that sit for 4 hours. Busting up laughing almost the entire time.

**ThatGuy** · 05-25-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

Quote:

(615): drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.

Quote:

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.

Always good for laughs.

illxs14 · 05-25-2009, 08:35 PM

(714): we're chasing vodka with high fives
lol

(617): come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs

Mkiisupra1982 · 05-26-2009, 05:10 AM

(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
(1-734): what was she crying about?
(734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

Bahahaha

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

punxva · 05-26-2009, 08:59 AM

wow great find heres a few i lol'd at in class today

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(937): I'll bet she douches with gravy.

Quote:

(858): I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.

Quote:

(508): just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them

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(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

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(206): Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?

Soup Nazi · 05-26-2009, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by razmus

(214):

856): a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell

Shells · 05-26-2009, 05:23 PM

(602) Man, those "texts" from that website are so funny! There's no way they could be fake.
(480) Yea man, I agree. They put the area code in front to prove it's real.

tricky_ab · 06-30-2009, 04:04 PM

God this site saved my ass today...My work day would have been LONG without this site.

Favorite text of the day:

Quote:

(202): I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.

*DALAZ_68* · 11-04-2009, 10:47 AM

bringing this back from the dead...

the halloween ones are ridonculous...

Quote:

(513): You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

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(570): A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

so much more i dont have time to post lol

Quote:

Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.

**ThatGuy** · 11-04-2009, 11:05 AM

I read those the other day, and literally cracked up at work when I read the Jesus Costume one.

zenki.life · 11-04-2009, 11:39 AM

going through them now again. so much win on this site

*DALAZ_68* · 11-04-2009, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

I read those the other day, and literally cracked up at work when I read the Jesus Costume one.

i did to...at work...

so worth it...

Quote:

(662): They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

*hOngsterr* · 11-04-2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

(760): You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?

(860): she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"

(419): Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.

(516): I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory

haha had to contribute to the halloween ones.

LeftNutOfGowd · 11-04-2009, 01:15 PM

(715): I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.

(908): Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great

(803): I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.

tricky_ab · 11-04-2009, 03:33 PM

Quote:

(816): She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"

You can select all songs and change it to one name? Thats dangerous.

***Future240*** · 11-04-2009, 04:22 PM

Every since Barry put it up I have been addicted to it.

*DALAZ_68* · 11-04-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

to soo...?

Quote:

(484): He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark

deolio · 11-04-2009, 06:32 PM

i love reading ones from my area code

Quote:

(650): i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.

(415): did we hook up?
(925): no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt

(415): From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.

(415): She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.

*DALAZ_68* · 11-04-2009, 07:34 PM

Quote:

(971): you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?

i think i met said person...and won...

Martino · 11-04-2009, 07:58 PM

HAHAHA, this ones funny.

Quote:

(412): i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on

*DALAZ_68* · 11-04-2009, 11:30 PM

Quote:

(352): You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.

had me rollin

i cant wait for the ones of new years...

05-21-2009, 11:39 PM	#34
DALAZ_68 not giving a fuck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 35 Posts: 15,080 Trader Rating: (104) Feedback Score: 104 reviews	honestly...spent more than half the day on the site...LOLing all day... __________________ LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r

05-25-2009, 08:35 PM	#39
illxs14 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 562 Age: 33 Posts: 486 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	(714): we're chasing vodka with high fives lol (617): come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs __________________

05-26-2009, 05:10 AM	#40
Mkiisupra1982 Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fresno, Ca Age: 35 Posts: 112 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle. (1-734): what was she crying about? (734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job. Bahahaha (212): i want you now (916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this __________________ クリス

11-04-2009, 11:05 AM	#46
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 41 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I read those the other day, and literally cracked up at work when I read the Jesus Costume one. __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

11-04-2009, 01:15 PM	#50
LeftNutOfGowd Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: O.C Age: 34 Posts: 2,515 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	(715): I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win. (908): Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great (803): I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out. __________________

05-21-2009, 01:51 PM	#31
SR2Zero Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SC Age: 31 Posts: 639 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	(727): wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo (727): ooooooooooooo i'm drink

05-21-2009, 02:51 PM	#32
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 35 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	^^ That one is pretty lame.

05-21-2009, 04:02 PM	#33
highwaystar22 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Jacksonville, FL Age: 37 Posts: 347 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	(907): so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go? And (609): ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked. There are so many amazing ones.

05-22-2009, 01:57 AM	#35
kevmeistah21 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pasadena, CA Age: 31 Posts: 2,658 Trader Rating: (68) Feedback Score: 68 reviews	(325): i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..

05-23-2009, 04:46 AM	#37
mavrick243 Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: so-cal Posts: 70 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I just sat on that sit for 4 hours. Busting up laughing almost the entire time.

05-26-2009, 05:23 PM	#43
Shells Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 302 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	(602) Man, those "texts" from that website are so funny! There's no way they could be fake. (480) Yea man, I agree. They put the area code in front to prove it's real.

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