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jackjack · 04-18-2008, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan

one time i was hella sore so i put icy hot all over my muscles

then i washed my hands

and then i peed

but i guess there was still some icy hot on my hands

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that's the worst

after that i'm cool not putting anything on my nuts

ahahhahahahaha i did the exact same thing on accident

Mi Beardo es Loco · 04-18-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackjack

ahahhahahahaha i did the exact same thing on accident

I did that but I didn't realize iit for a lil bit. It just irritated mine and I was wondering what it was. I went to the bathroom and there was a big ass rash near the tip! I put neosporin on it but it itched like crazy for a couple days. And no, it was not a std. Gosh I hope no one puts this in their sig.

INeedNewTires · 04-18-2008, 06:31 PM

i read 4 pages of that other thread, it was GREAT! gotta try it myself now...

WilloW · 04-18-2008, 06:42 PM

"Has anyone taste tested it to make sure a chick can teabag ya without getting ill?"

Ahahah.

BustedS13 · 04-18-2008, 06:52 PM

with my balls drier than the sahara, i'm noticing how sweaty my feet actually are. fuck

ByeByeSti · 04-18-2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

with my balls drier than the sahara, i'm noticing how sweaty my feet actually are. fuck

hahaahah

ohh shit i hate having sweaty feet, they got all hot, then cold and sticky and gross. and my dc's and nike's smell like big foots dick now cuz of that!! i say to people that my feet sweat and they think im wackkkk or something now

LB.Motoring · 04-19-2008, 03:50 AM

Put that shit on yo feet?

Dirty Habit · 04-19-2008, 04:47 AM

How could anyone have slept this long on something this great?!

flip3d · 04-19-2008, 07:48 AM

I got the green bottle last night. It's just AWESOME!

Fries · 04-19-2008, 10:16 AM

lmao I can't tell if you fucks are kidding or not. If true, bitchin'. If not, Im not putting foot powder on my kids.

Fuck I'm torn.

eastcoastS14 · 04-19-2008, 11:29 AM

^^ no jokes...do it

Sr20det>Ka24de · 04-19-2008, 11:59 AM

love it, do it right after shower you can get more powder stuck to your sac and the feeling lasts longer, my girl has never complained about any smell just don't do it right before you get busy

SW20Racer · 04-19-2008, 01:00 PM

why is there a thread about people who crave the sensation of 1000 little bearded guys rubbing mint leaves and ice cubes on their freshly shaven sac?

and why didnt i know about it sooner?

Kaizen. · 04-19-2008, 01:14 PM

I love zilvia, shit gets more and more random everyday.

drift freaq · 04-19-2008, 01:19 PM

Actually this is old school in the Film Industry its actually a gaffers and grips secret. Thats how I found out about it. Those guys work 12-14 hour days on set sometimes in the summer socal sun.
I use Desenex because it works and does not smell bad. Its also anti fungal.

kdashy · 04-19-2008, 01:45 PM

haha I cant believe people didn't know about this.

Gold bond even advertises this as one of its "uses".

illvialuver · 04-20-2008, 01:04 PM

my business is already addicted to pussy i dont need it addicted to some powder, must be like haveing two tyrone bigums for nuts.

BustedS13 · 04-20-2008, 01:07 PM

ugh... it's like 85 out, i need to mow the lawn, and the riding mower is fucked up so i have to use the ancient push mower i found in the shed. you know what that means.
gold bond medicated nut powder. lay back in the cut and chill ya nut.

*wangan_cruiser* · 04-20-2008, 01:22 PM

lol crazy thread.

hegamiz · 04-20-2008, 02:48 PM

oMG that was hilarious
great thread...

I think I'm gonna try it haha

marat · 04-20-2008, 04:56 PM

its funny and fucking disqusting lol

Farzam · 04-22-2008, 12:08 AM

I still haven't powdered yet

I'm too scared

I heard that once you buy it you can't stop...ever...and if you do, you go through horrible withdrawals and can even die from it!!

irax · 04-22-2008, 12:14 AM

fuck the ice, give me the fire.

spray your balls with spray deodorant or after shave or cologne

thats how real men wake up.

irax · 04-22-2008, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackjack

ahahhahahahaha i did the exact same thing on accident

shit i do that on purpose...

suprafreak1000 · 04-22-2008, 02:06 AM

haha that thread gives me a good laugh. some weird things there to lol

ronmcdon · 04-22-2008, 02:55 AM

i need to look into this. thanks for the tip.

jackjack · 04-22-2008, 09:32 AM

i could've used this yesterday. maybe i'll try it.............. maybe.

kenshinS14sks · 04-22-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

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holy crap, this thread almost killed me, im supposed to be studying for my series 7 right now too...*sigh*
but good laugh

eastcoastS14 · 04-22-2008, 05:43 PM

The freshness formula

step 1. get a mach 3 turbo and save your junk....everything even your balls(just be careful)

step 2, use nivea for men after shave balm (white bottle, it doesnt burn at all it only soothes and prevents razor bumps)

step 3. towel dry....make sure its totally dry

step 4. gold bond it

step 5. stay fresh and enjoy

and remember guys.....no girl likes a sweaty hairy sack

BustedS13 · 04-22-2008, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenshinS14sks

holy crap, this thread almost killed me, im supposed to be studying for my series 7 right now too...*sigh*
but good laugh

1. series 7? nice!

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastcoastS14

The freshness formula

step 1. get a mach 3 turbo and save your junk....everything even your balls(just be careful)

step 2, use nivea for men after shave balm (white bottle, it doesnt burn at all it only soothes and prevents razor bumps)

step 3. towel dry....make sure its totally dry

step 4. gold bond it

step 5. stay fresh and enjoy

and remember guys.....no girl likes a sweaty hairy sack

2. fuck off, ingrown hairs, man stubble on your shit, and everything sticking together.. trimming is one thing, shaving is a horror show for porn stars only

04-18-2008, 06:31 PM	#33
INeedNewTires Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 1,527 Trader Rating: (4) Rides Gallery: INeedNewTires Feedback Score: 4 reviews	i read 4 pages of that other thread, it was GREAT! gotta try it myself now... __________________

04-18-2008, 06:42 PM	#34
WilloW Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: * ** Posts: 1,529 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Has anyone taste tested it to make sure a chick can teabag ya without getting ill?" Ahahah. __________________

04-18-2008, 06:52 PM	#35
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	with my balls drier than the sahara, i'm noticing how sweaty my feet actually are. fuck __________________

04-19-2008, 03:50 AM	#37
LB.Motoring Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: SòCal♥ Age: 35 Posts: 5,840 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: LB.Motoring Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Put that shit on yo feet? __________________ Robby Leuer

04-19-2008, 04:47 AM	#38
Dirty Habit Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (3) Rides Gallery: Dirty Habit Feedback Score: 3 reviews	How could anyone have slept this long on something this great?! __________________ 1982 280zx Turbo

04-19-2008, 07:48 AM	#39
flip3d Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL Age: 33 Posts: 1,473 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I got the green bottle last night. It's just AWESOME!

04-19-2008, 10:16 AM	#40
Fries Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas/or/Afghanistan Age: 33 Posts: 1,511 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	lmao I can't tell if you fucks are kidding or not. If true, bitchin'. If not, Im not putting foot powder on my kids. Fuck I'm torn. __________________

04-19-2008, 11:29 AM	#41
eastcoastS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the land of snow potholes and no tracks Posts: 3,984 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	^^ no jokes...do it

04-19-2008, 11:59 AM	#42
Sr20det>Ka24de Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 36 Posts: 72 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	love it, do it right after shower you can get more powder stuck to your sac and the feeling lasts longer, my girl has never complained about any smell just don't do it right before you get busy __________________ minitrucker - 240 addict, now how to combine them?

04-19-2008, 01:00 PM	#43
SW20Racer Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beaumont Age: 36 Posts: 1,633 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	why is there a thread about people who crave the sensation of 1000 little bearded guys rubbing mint leaves and ice cubes on their freshly shaven sac? and why didnt i know about it sooner?

04-19-2008, 01:14 PM	#44
Kaizen. Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,278 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews	I love zilvia, shit gets more and more random everyday. __________________

04-19-2008, 01:19 PM	#45
drift freaq R.I.P. Aya, always love Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Los Feliz/Hollywood Posts: 18,558 Trader Rating: (215) Rides Gallery: drift freaq Feedback Score: 215 reviews	Actually this is old school in the Film Industry its actually a gaffers and grips secret. Thats how I found out about it. Those guys work 12-14 hour days on set sometimes in the summer socal sun. I use Desenex because it works and does not smell bad. Its also anti fungal. __________________ "Having a lot of tracks on a song is like putting stickers on a car to get more horsepower" New Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uebV1OnbRsw Buy my mounts! http://zilvia.net/f/sale-items/51531...ns-mounts.html http://zilvia.net/f/tech-talk/317539...e-mouts-6.html

04-19-2008, 01:45 PM	#46
kdashy Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Been here longer than you bitch! Posts: 1,296 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	haha I cant believe people didn't know about this. Gold bond even advertises this as one of its "uses". __________________

04-20-2008, 01:04 PM	#47
illvialuver Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: M-A-R-S... MARS BITCHES Age: 38 Posts: 5,065 Trader Rating: (35) Feedback Score: 35 reviews	my business is already addicted to pussy i dont need it addicted to some powder, must be like haveing two tyrone bigums for nuts.

04-20-2008, 01:07 PM	#48
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ugh... it's like 85 out, i need to mow the lawn, and the riding mower is fucked up so i have to use the ancient push mower i found in the shed. you know what that means. gold bond medicated nut powder. lay back in the cut and chill ya nut. __________________

04-20-2008, 01:22 PM	#49
wangan_cruiser kouki man Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: downtown oakland,ca Age: 36 Posts: 3,535 Trader Rating: (36) Feedback Score: 36 reviews	lol crazy thread.

04-20-2008, 02:48 PM	#50
hegamiz Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bakersfield/SoCal Age: 32 Posts: 270 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	oMG that was hilarious great thread... I think I'm gonna try it haha __________________

04-20-2008, 04:56 PM	#51
marat Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: toronto Posts: 43 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	its funny and fucking disqusting lol

04-22-2008, 12:08 AM	#52
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles / Raleigh, NC Age: 31 Posts: 5,144 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I still haven't powdered yet I'm too scared I heard that once you buy it you can't stop...ever...and if you do, you go through horrible withdrawals and can even die from it!! __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]

04-22-2008, 12:14 AM	#53
irax Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego Age: 37 Posts: 4,248 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	fuck the ice, give me the fire. spray your balls with spray deodorant or after shave or cologne thats how real men wake up. __________________ Drives a BRZ and is building a V6 S12 coupe.

04-22-2008, 02:06 AM	#55
suprafreak1000 Zilvia Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Colorado Age: 31 Posts: 259 Trader Rating: (2) Rides Gallery: suprafreak1000 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	haha that thread gives me a good laugh. some weird things there to lol

04-22-2008, 02:55 AM	#56
ronmcdon Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: beverly hills Age: 86 Posts: 4,254 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	i need to look into this. thanks for the tip.

04-22-2008, 09:32 AM	#57
jackjack Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chi Posts: 2,899 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	i could've used this yesterday. maybe i'll try it.............. maybe.

04-22-2008, 05:43 PM	#59
eastcoastS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the land of snow potholes and no tracks Posts: 3,984 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	The freshness formula step 1. get a mach 3 turbo and save your junk....everything even your balls(just be careful) step 2, use nivea for men after shave balm (white bottle, it doesnt burn at all it only soothes and prevents razor bumps) step 3. towel dry....make sure its totally dry step 4. gold bond it step 5. stay fresh and enjoy and remember guys.....no girl likes a sweaty hairy sack

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