ramblux

That could have been me who said that.

aznpoopy

i was a gas station when i was asked quite possible the dumbest question of all time.i popped my hood to check the oil. the attendant came around to get a peak.

with a seriously shocked look on his face, he said, "yooooooooo dawg, you mounted the engine sideways?!"

cdlong

i want one too. seriously.

i don't really get that many questions but i love the cones. i pretty much only use my car for autoX and DD but that would open up a whole new round of questions.

since i live in west texas most people there can't figure out why i don't drive a full size pickup with huge tires.

downshift_sideways

okay this is a funny one. One of the best ones I've ever had.

So me and Projekts13 James, Were going into Auto Zone to pick up some sandpaper and turtle wax, to finish up my cars paint. We parked our s13's next to each other. As we were getting ringed out at the cash register, We noticed a group of kids inside a nissan maxima, they were pulling up to to parking space in front of the store, the driver then pulled an E-Brake, and skidded like 1 foot into the parking lot,

The kids came out of the car saying, "dude that was awesome"
"Greaat drifting man" blah blah blah. they talked highly of that e-brake pull.
Well me and james were laughing our fucking asses off haha.

when they were walking in, they saw our s13's and they said
" oh shit look 2 240sx's parked next to each other", and then they came up to me and asked if that was my car.

me: "yea thats my ride"
kids " do you drift "
me: "whats drifting??"
kids: " aww man you have a 240sx and dont know what drift is??"
me: "no lols,"
kids" want to sell your 240sx, i'll buy it, If i had a 240sx I would be drifting at the track every day!"
me: " wow that sounds cool man "
kids: "can we see the car"

then me and james started walking out of the store, and those kids followed us, When we got to our cars they were like drooling like they never seen a 240sx before,

kids " come on man, wanna sell it "
me: "no man, i dont want to sell, and i dont drift"

the kids walked back into the store, me and james, started up our cars, and dori dori'd out of the parking lot, and those kids were just staring as if we were god, good times.

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2iv0 sx

LOL!! thats a knee slapper forsure! hahaha

Irukandji

Safeway/AutoZone drifting ftw!

downshift_sideways

lols.

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drift-it

Oh are you like ff3? <wtf not even proper english?>
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HKsilvia

read through 5 pages and you all miss the most common one...
"is it fast?" <- this qusetion always come before the "u drift?"
'naaaaaaaaaaaw...veeeery slow'

"how many horse power u got?"
'uh...30..i guess'

"wanna race?" (with an explorer)
lol

"you got an Sr?"
'my engine is stock' (stock SR)

"how much you spend on ur car"
'you dun wanna know'

dvdevo

well most people who isnt into imports will consider any fixed up import a rice rocket, i just dont know should i take it as a offense or not =\

OMGWTFBBQ

not in a nissan but amusin none the less

I set my turbo timer (rx7) to 30 seconds,got out and left the car.

guy: ohhh nice man, turbo eh?
me: yes.
guy: is that an rx7 swap or what ??
me: : | ........
wasn't sure how to respond haha

ONYX S-13

I decided to take a neighbor for a ride just to show him something (Something to do with sticks vs automatics)

Anyways never left second (It was just a quick demonstration)

Well we get out of the car

Neighbor:Now i see what you're talking about.. My car must be jacked then cause it feels nothing like that thing (200X Automatic focus)..
Me:Well that car will never really feel like that (mine) cause of the auto transmission , You'll always have a delay of power until the computer tells the car to downshift.. But from what you tell me it shouldn't delay that long..So you more then likely you'll have to take it to the dealer to get it checked out..
Neighbor:I want my car to sound feel like you're... How would I go about doing that..
Me:Buy a 240
Neighbor:*looks at my car*.. You wanna sell?
Me:NO !
Neighbor:I'd probably get in too much trouble if i had one of those.. What size motor is that? Sounds like a V8 kinda... It must be a V6 right? With at least 250 horses.
Me: Dude it's a four cyl just like yours with only about 125 HP to the wheels...My car is slow
Neighbor:

j00ni3

well... the questions i got the most


me: drive into the gas station while in first gear going 30 ... ( loud )
you can see from the outside that i have a exhaust, 300zx brake conversion and dropped a lot
idiot: what did you do to it?
me: it's stock ( with a very confused look )
idiot: very puzzled look walks away


my uncle looks at my car says: you have a 2 door CAMRY ?
me : WTF?!!~?~!?~!?~!?ARG!!!!!


idiot with a crx: yo you have the s?? in there?
me: you mean the sr35? ( of course on purpose)
idiot: yea... the sr35... man that thing is a beast
me: get away from me please..

once on the highway

this civic pulls up to me downshifts and floors it... going aobut 50
and it still doesn't move... same 50 as i was cruising beside him while his engine is screaming, while me at around a good 2100 rpm...
idiot: glares at me and smirks...
me: not doing anything.
idiot: starts to pull inch by inch while his cars sounds like it's gonna die.
me: downshift to 2nd and punch it with the ka, match revved to 6200 and then shifted into 3rd HARD, as i hear my intake sucking as much air as possible, leave him in the dust

haha

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downshift_sideways

today at work, I had my car on the lift.

And a customer walked by and said "nice mustang". I didnt take offense because he was an old man. but still it was rather funny. everyone laughed.
i said "thank you sir"

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Pennyman

5 pages of PURE HILARITY!

OK, I have to tall you mine. It happens usually once a month. Instead of fan bois or ricers, it's usually some old guy who used to like Z's who will approach me to ask about my car. I have a 1976 280z.

Guy: Hey, is that a 240z?

Me: No...

Guy: Oh, so it's a 260z?

Me: No, it's a 280z

Guy: Oh so it has the turbo?!

Me: No, that's the 280zx that has the turbo

Guy: What year is it then?

Me: it's a '76

Guy: You got the tripple webbers on it?

Me: No, it's fuel injected

Guy: you put that on yourself?

Me: No, it came with it from the factory

About then I thank them for the interest and leave.

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downshift_sideways

I owned a 280zx during freshman year of high school.
was fun as hell, untill it got stolen but u gotta love them old Z's

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Yuri

I had this pleasent little exchange outside the bank:

I'm walking out and the security gaurd comes up to me:

Security: So I hear that you're the DK of the LBC.

me: I'm sorry?

Security: Yeah, the DK. C'mon you know exactly what I'm talking about!

me: ?

Security: DK. Drift King. Everyone tells me your the best.

me: Oh. You mean like that movie. I'm not.

Security: Yeah, Tokyo Drift!

me: ....

Security: Yeah, my girl's been doing it for a while.

me: really.

Security: Yeah, she's been sliding around the mall parking structure near our house for a year now.

me:

Security: and now that the movie's come out, she's been teaching alot of people how to do it.

me:

Security: I rode with her once, there isn't as much to drifting as I thought, she just goes really fast, and yanks the e-brake and spins around.

me:

Security: I'm not really doin it though, I'm more of a street racer.
You should come out to the parking structure, and I'll tell them that the DK will show you how it's done!

me: Um, no thanks, I just drift on the track.

Security:Oh..... Hey, are you gonna drift in this parking lot?

me: I really have to go.

Security: later DK.



now everyone at that bank thinks I'm some crazy illegal street drifter.

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fdgirl

you guys think you have it bad... im a chick with a s14... so the usual is:

1. are you from drifting pretty?
NO! (no offense to the drifting pretty girls)

2. is it your boyfriends car?
NO!

3. wanna sell it? (ofcourse thats a normal one)
NO!

4. my friend can get you a sr20 and do all the work for pretty cheap, interested?
THANKS but no thanks! XS Built and Tuned.

5. wanna race?
i think to myself im rockin 411 to the wheels and say "HAHA, maybe if you had something worth it"

6. dont be a bitch!
Naw im just an asshole chick with a faster car then you, so i think that makes you the bitch hehe

oh and although its older then jesus "HEY YOUR CAR IS STILL ON" is still funny all the time.

'90RPS13

Thats hilarious as shit Yuri. I get a kick out of people who think drifting is all in the ebrake. I was in Wally World (Walmart) reading Turbo Mag and over heard this:

Girl1: I want to learn how to drift
Gril2: Whats that?
Girl1: You know, that they do in Tokyo Drift
Girl2: Oh Ok.
Girl1: Its pretty easy
Girl2: How do you do it?
Girl1: All you have to do is go fast and pull the ebrake

I laughed my ass off and walked by them shaking my head. I would give anything to see her try it. *a

honduh

yesterday at autozone, chick is resetting my CEL, she has the thing plugged in and she is fumbling with it for a minute or two, then gets a blank look on her face. I ask whats wrong with it, she is like "what kind of chevy is this?"


and the most usual for me, "that jdm front end looks hella mad tyte y0" (stock usdm kouki, no front lip)


some kid at my work "that thing got a twin turbo or something right?"

and of course the usual "is it fast?, what u got done, SR right? KA's are gay, blah blah blah usual garbage.


oh and i almost forgot this one....i let my friend use my car to run to the parts store while i went to class (he drives a civic) and his car was out of commision. when he rolls up to the parts department at the honda dealer, some newbie sales rep runs out and stops him in his tracks with questions. dude was like "WHOA how did u import one of those!! z0mg!!!11 its gotta have like 300 hp doesnt it???" and instead of leading him on, my friend was like "its stock, my buddies, i drive a civic, i gotta go..."
that really never happens to me, most people around here have no idea what it is

mv520

is it front wheel drive

SiI40sx

all hail the drift king!!

downshift_sideways

Hail Hail Hail DK LIVES!

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P4rD0nM3

1. Your hood's messed up.
2. Your pop-up's broken.
3. Your alignment looks funny.
4. I always get this notice...IS YOUR CAR FOR SALE?

WilloW

Some numbnut from my cousin's wife side just aksed me "is your 240 fast?", "how does it compare to a Civic?". This came from someone that hydrolocked his Civic from trying to drive to a flooded area with a CAI. The other day when I was at Autozone, some chic told me that she was going to buy an S14 (this is just some random person.)

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sblack13

this is not a dumb question someone asked about my car. But it was another 240 owner i was talking to a gas station. He said he had an rb26 swap in his s14 that was at home. So for about a couple minutes, I could knew he was lying. I finally said what intercooler setup were you running. He goes it's the stock side mount. I was like "wait, gtr's never came with side mounts only frount mounts." And he thought my sr was a ca18det haha. I find it really funny also when people ask what kind of blow off valve I have, I say i don't have one. Then they look at me like why do I even own a turbo car.

jayeighty

is your car for sale? do you drift? drift for me!! and that front end looks weird [s13 silvia front]

mRclARK1

Had a funny one just a few days ago.

Stopped at a gas station just to pick up a drink...only open spot was right beside an 89 240 with a "For Sale" on it. The guy was standing right there; so I asked him what he wanted for it (looked stock except for some 17" rims.)

Guy: I'd like to get $9,000
Me: That's ALOT to ask...have you done any work to it?
Guy: It has an SR20 in it!!! You interested?
Me: Can you open the hood. I wanna take a look.
(I wasn't interested...just curious I guess.)
Guy: (Opens his hood to reveal a very stock looking DOHC KA)
Me: That's not an SR20...(I explained what it actually was)
Guy: The guy who sold it to me said it was...at least it's turboed though!
Me: No it isn't.
Guy: What makes you think you know all this anyway?
Me: (Open my hood)...that's an SR20...and that is a turbo.

The conversation went on for about 10 more mins.

The guy was driving around for about 8 months thinking he had a turboed SR20, when all he had was a stock DOHC KA swap.

420sx

^i find it hard to believe. do you have that kind of morons in your area? wow

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