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EricP · 01-27-2003, 04:04 PM

i got this off another forum....just wanted to share it with you guys

"Hey guys, I was at the Street races in tampa last week when this red mr-2 comes flying across the bridge at about 140 mph. He comes flyng in, parks next to me, and jumps out of his car and says " IVE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR COVER FOR ME MAN" I was like ok whatever. 30 Seconds later 2 cop cars come wailing across the bridge and pull in and see the little red Mr. 2, they hop out and ask whos car it is. The kid steps foward and says its his. "Son, we saw you doung 140 across the bridge a few minutes ago". The kid says " Officer ive been here for 2 hours it wasnt me" The cops start talking to each other and after a minute or so one of them walks up to the car and PUTS HIS HAND ON THE HOOD! He immediatley walks back to the other officers and says "Its cold!" They look at the kid and at the car one more time and say "ok we will let you go this time, but if we see another red toyota (MR-2) speeding we have YOUR liscense plate number. The cops leave and everyone bursts out laughing. I was on the gourd for like 5 minutes laughing so hard! I cant believe they are so car-stupid that they didnt realizes an Mr-2 Engine is in the back of the frickin car!"

hehe

KiDyNomiTe · 01-27-2003, 04:14 PM

off-topic

lol dumb cops.

logo20 · 01-27-2003, 04:18 PM

lol...you just made my day

DarkRaptor42 · 01-27-2003, 05:35 PM

reminds me of the guy who thought his mustang had a rotary engine.

BRB240 · 01-27-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by DarkRaptor42
reminds me of the guy who thought his mustang had a rotary engine.

I saw the same thing on that stupid Gumball 3000 race vid. According to him in 2000 Ford produced a GT-R Stang with a stock turbo rotary piston engine!?! HAHHAAHAH Stupid FOO!

That kid was lucky he got away with going a 140mph. Stupid kid and cop.

xLSTONEx · 01-27-2003, 06:34 PM

I saw that video too, it was halirous. But in his defence the guy was black, and in no way am I racest, but they jsut don't know much about cars. He probably really thought it had all that.

misnomer · 01-27-2003, 06:34 PM

hehe, uh, if it were me, I'da muttered "engine's in the back there, Chief"

Stupid kid, doin 140 on a bridge.

96SEChick · 01-27-2003, 07:23 PM

OMG that is focking hilarious!! That kid is so damn lucky that the cops were total dipsh!ts.

xS1LV1Ax · 01-27-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by DarkRaptor42
reminds me of the guy who thought his mustang had a rotary engine.

God bless that guy....."so u have a rotary twin turbo?? ....Ya.... SO you have intake & HEADERS...... ya........ and a fully buily motor.....ya, it ran 11's on the track......ok.......so this is the GT-R???......ya, its limited.....really, eh?"

...dumb guy -Mischief3000

THat MR-2 story is great.....My friend with an MR2 loves to pop the front hood when people ask for him to pop his hood after they hear his BOV. They lift up the front and see nothing but a spare tire. Then he opens up the middle where his engine is and just laughes at those people....its great

SimpleS14 · 01-27-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by xLSTONEx
I saw that video too, it was halirous. But in his defence the guy was black, and in no way am I racest, but they jsut don't know much about cars. He probably really thought it had all that.

I saw that video also....but you should really rephrase your post and learn how to spell.

whateverjames · 01-27-2003, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by xLSTONEx
But in his defence the guy was black, and in no way am I racest, but they jsut don't know much about cars.

i don't know if you're racist or not, but it's safe to say you do a good job of stereotyping people.

BRB240 · 01-27-2003, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by xLSTONEx
But in his defence the guy was black, and in no way am I racest, but they jsut don't know much about cars. He probably really thought it had all that.

I'd have to say the majority of us white folk are pretty stupid car guys. 90% of white males ages 16-22 are f'ing stupid retards when it comes to cars. I knew a guy that bought an intercooler for his N/A GM pick-up truck!?! I tryed to tell him it wasn't gonna do sh*t but ooohhh no "it'll cool down the air."

Yup, most of us white folks ain't to smart!

burgy240 · 01-28-2003, 01:25 PM

The MR2 story is hilariuos......as for the remainder of this post ...............it has fallen to such a low level of stupidity I now feel dumber for reading it. SOme people are ignorant and it doesn't matter race or creed. We all get a laugh from them sometimes but mostly I just feel sorry for them. The rest of us should just move on with the understanding that that person just doesn't know **** about what they are talking about. ***clink clink*

DarkRaptor42 · 01-28-2003, 03:25 PM

my post was in no way meant to be racist. I just thought it was funny. (Just claiming my neutrality)

-E- · 01-28-2003, 06:06 PM

hmm I must be the only one who haven't seen that video

xS1LV1Ax · 01-28-2003, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by EONE914
hmm I must be the only one who haven't seen that video

I think they are still talking about the DVD Mischief 3000 by Teckademics. It is a documentary of the Gumball 3000 Rally.

X-Iceman · 01-28-2003, 08:18 PM

LOL, OMG. That is pretty funny. They need to educate those cops better.

nrcooled · 01-30-2003, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by xLSTONEx
I saw that video too, it was halirous. But in his defence the guy was black, and in no way am I racest, but they jsut don't know much about cars. He probably really thought it had all that.

Your comment just made you as stupid as the cop

I am black and I know a **** load about cars. As a matter of fact I work on other peoples cars on the side. I still can't get over how ignorant your comment was.

**Phlip** · 01-30-2003, 09:43 AM

23 years old, been around cars all my life, and probably read more than anyone I know, hell add them all together and I still read more. It deeply saddens me that the fact that I'm black negates all te knowledge I feel and proved that I have gained, anyone want to buy an S14?

Fresh 240SX · 01-30-2003, 10:44 PM

kinda like a story i remember hearing somewhere.....
Basically a guy in a RWD car (maybe a 240sx) did abit of a burnout and sped away.... aparently a cop came by just after he finished and pulled the guy over and says something along the lines of what are you doing blah blah blah..... guy denys it and the cop puts his hand on the front tires and says "yea thats funny because your tires are red hot" and the guys says "funny how the are RED HOT its rear wheel drive"

01-27-2003, 04:04 PM	#1
EricP Leaky Injector Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: USA Posts: 66 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Pretty Funny Story i got this off another forum....just wanted to share it with you guys "Hey guys, I was at the Street races in tampa last week when this red mr-2 comes flying across the bridge at about 140 mph. He comes flyng in, parks next to me, and jumps out of his car and says " IVE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR COVER FOR ME MAN" I was like ok whatever. 30 Seconds later 2 cop cars come wailing across the bridge and pull in and see the little red Mr. 2, they hop out and ask whos car it is. The kid steps foward and says its his. "Son, we saw you doung 140 across the bridge a few minutes ago". The kid says " Officer ive been here for 2 hours it wasnt me" The cops start talking to each other and after a minute or so one of them walks up to the car and PUTS HIS HAND ON THE HOOD! He immediatley walks back to the other officers and says "Its cold!" They look at the kid and at the car one more time and say "ok we will let you go this time, but if we see another red toyota (MR-2) speeding we have YOUR liscense plate number. The cops leave and everyone bursts out laughing. I was on the gourd for like 5 minutes laughing so hard! I cant believe they are so car-stupid that they didnt realizes an Mr-2 Engine is in the back of the frickin car!" hehe

01-27-2003, 04:14 PM	#2
KiDyNomiTe Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Chicago Age: 35 Posts: 6,296 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: KiDyNomiTe Feedback Score: 0 reviews	off-topic lol dumb cops. __________________ PROCEED Grip Gambler

01-27-2003, 04:18 PM	#3
logo20 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 345 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol...you just made my day __________________ http://community.webshots.com/user/logo20

01-27-2003, 05:35 PM	#4
DarkRaptor42 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lodi CA Age: 37 Posts: 542 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	reminds me of the guy who thought his mustang had a rotary engine. __________________ 04 WRX STi 90 Sil- Camino R.I.P. AE86 20v MS R.I.P. KA-T www.209forums.com

01-27-2003, 06:34 PM	#7
misnomer Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nevada Posts: 2,293 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hehe, uh, if it were me, I'da muttered "engine's in the back there, Chief" Stupid kid, doin 140 on a bridge. __________________ Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!

01-27-2003, 06:34 PM	#6
xLSTONEx BANNED Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA Age: 35 Posts: 390 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I saw that video too, it was halirous. But in his defence the guy was black, and in no way am I racest, but they jsut don't know much about cars. He probably really thought it had all that.

01-27-2003, 07:23 PM	#8
96SEChick Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Broken Arrow, OK Age: 44 Posts: 1,814 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	OMG that is focking hilarious!! That kid is so damn lucky that the cops were total dipsh!ts. __________________ Lauren '91 300ZX TT Ultra Red 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JUN flywheel, ACT clutch, Energy Suspension Bushings, Tokico Blues - dyno'ed 295hp/306tq '94 300ZX TT Black Emerald Pearl 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JWT ECU w/ Stillen chip, Stillen exhaust, Tokico Blues, Eibach ProKits, 18" Enkei RP-01 wheels - dyno'ed 333hp/385tq '00 WS6 Trans Am Bright Red 6-speedFOR SALE - only 29k miles, stock, fully loaded, only $23,999 (NADA $26300) Green Country Motorsports Northeastern Oklahoma SCCA

01-28-2003, 01:25 PM	#13
burgy240 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tampa Age: 45 Posts: 2,151 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	The MR2 story is hilariuos......as for the remainder of this post ...............it has fallen to such a low level of stupidity I now feel dumber for reading it. SOme people are ignorant and it doesn't matter race or creed. We all get a laugh from them sometimes but mostly I just feel sorry for them. The rest of us should just move on with the understanding that that person just doesn't know ** about what they are talking about. clink clink __________________

01-28-2003, 03:25 PM	#14
DarkRaptor42 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Lodi CA Age: 37 Posts: 542 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	my post was in no way meant to be racist. I just thought it was funny. (Just claiming my neutrality) __________________ 04 WRX STi 90 Sil- Camino R.I.P. AE86 20v MS R.I.P. KA-T www.209forums.com

01-28-2003, 06:06 PM	#15
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 39 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hmm I must be the only one who haven't seen that video

01-28-2003, 08:18 PM	#17
X-Iceman Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New Mexico Age: 36 Posts: 403 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LOL, OMG. That is pretty funny. They need to educate those cops better.

01-30-2003, 10:44 PM	#20
Fresh 240SX Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Niagara Region, Canada Age: 37 Posts: 478 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	kinda like a story i remember hearing somewhere..... Basically a guy in a RWD car (maybe a 240sx) did abit of a burnout and sped away.... aparently a cop came by just after he finished and pulled the guy over and says something along the lines of what are you doing blah blah blah..... guy denys it and the cop puts his hand on the front tires and says "yea thats funny because your tires are red hot" and the guys says "funny how the are RED HOT its rear wheel drive" __________________

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