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Old 04-04-2010, 11:32 PM   #31
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Old 04-04-2010, 11:34 PM   #32
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Lets play midget boxing.....Get down on your knees and blow the hell out of me

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Old 04-04-2010, 11:57 PM   #35
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girl if your pussy was an apple , would you let me have a bite?
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:02 AM   #36
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sup girl, you wanna be the lucky one to have my abortion?

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sup girl, you wana be the lucky one to collect child support checks from me next year?
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:22 AM   #37
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did you fall from heaven ? cause your face looks like it hit the ground at a million mph
hahahah fail.. that one had me crackin up good.
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:33 AM   #38
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Hey girl let me lick you where you pee.

Hey girl let me stick it in your tater.

You could also pull your dick out of you pants and ask her if your shoes are untied. Done that many times at a party when shit faced.
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:36 AM   #39
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hey you wanna go on a date with me?

i drive a 240sx.
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:40 AM   #40
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hey whats up girl? you jerk? Yes!? Peace bitchhhhhhh! We dougie round here!
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:42 AM   #41
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Re: what are ur best pick up lines??????
Hey what's up I drive a 240 (nough said)


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Old 04-05-2010, 03:16 AM   #42
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Old 04-05-2010, 03:19 AM   #43
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hey whats up girl? you jerk? Yes!? Peace bitchhhhhhh! We dougie round here!

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Old 04-05-2010, 06:39 AM   #44
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:06 AM   #45
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Old 04-05-2010, 11:58 AM   #46
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fuck that, doctor is for kids, lets play gynecologist.....or

excuse me but have i fucked u yet???? or

the word of the day is "legs", lets go back to my place and spead the word....lol
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Old 04-05-2010, 12:02 PM   #47
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Hey babe, wanna go back to my place? Oh, could you drive, though, my 240sx won't start.
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Old 04-05-2010, 12:09 PM   #48
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walk up to the hottest girl u see... my penis is wanted by the CIA i need to hide it some where. or... yo the word of the day is legs... i expect we go back to my place and spread the word. sit on my lap well talk about the first thing that pops up. ay yo u got somthing on your chest... my eyes O_O

i just go ... hi how are you ? im fine you ? im pretty good... hey listen i own a 240sx ( omg i wanna have sex with you now )
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Old 04-05-2010, 12:20 PM   #49
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her: oh i'm sorry i have a boyfriend
you: really? i have a goldfish!
her: what?
you: oh i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
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Old 04-05-2010, 12:53 PM   #50
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her: oh i'm sorry i have a boyfriend
you: really? i have a goldfish!
her: what?
you: oh i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
oh dude thats a good one....props..lol
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:54 PM   #51
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her: oh i'm sorry i have a boyfriend
you: really? i have a goldfish!
her: what?
you: oh i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
LOL...ive actually used this one...totally worked...LOL...fucked up i know...


funniest one i've herd

guy:Hey girl, how bout we go get a pizza then fuck at ur place
her:WTF!?
guy: what? you dont like pizza?
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you: blah blah blah

her: but i have a boyfriend

you: boyfriends are like soccer goalies, its their JOB to keep everything out, but they can't always.

her: umkay buttsects?
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