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07-14-2008, 09:36 PM | #36 |
Post Whore!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Spook City, USA
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^^^Good job, tard. You scared them away. You could've actually made a point about not fucking with your car if you hadn't warned them.
hahahahahahahahahaha. WIN. You're getting repped tomorrow. |
07-15-2008, 12:54 AM | #40 | |
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Back into your parking space and gank the ebrake. As long as they don't have access to your rear wheels.
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07-19-2008, 04:02 AM | #43 | |
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07-19-2008, 08:04 AM | #44 |
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i'd laugh my ass off if someone came at me with a baseball bat. unless it was this scary fucker.
you would do well to invest in one of these regardless of whether you sold the car or not. cuz you know next vehicle you buy is going to have some theiving value. you wont be able to help it. |
07-19-2008, 06:54 PM | #45 |
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hey, you sold your car, now you have some liquid capital. Move to texas, buy a shotgun, and legally blow them away when they set foot on your property
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07-20-2008, 01:53 AM | #48 |
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Only if you pull the trigger.
Tip for gun owners: Never pull a gun in anger unless you are fully prepared to pull the trigger and leave somebody DEAD. Don't ever, EVER, threaten somebody with a gun. If you pull it out, you damn well better be planning on shooting the motherfucker. Where I grew up, if you flashed a gun at someone to try and scare them, guarunteed, they're coming back armed and with friends, and you will get your shit fucked up. I've always like my technique... Jump the backyard fence wearing nothing but my boxers, and charge straight at the dudes yelling like a maniac. People don't fuck with someone whom they fear may be literally insane. |
07-20-2008, 02:02 AM | #49 | |
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07-20-2008, 09:12 AM | #50 |
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shit man, when i was living in the gotdamned fema park last year, i would go out on the front porch having shit like my roomates crossbow or my sks slung over my shoulder to ask my neighbors to turn down their stereo.which was on their dining room table. which was in their front yard.
i would chamber a round in the .40 before i opened the door just to watch the fuckers jump off my porch backwards.(i would have someone knock @ my door 10+ times a day with requests ranging from "can i hold your stereo?" to "you wanna buy some hard? i need to get some baby diapers") Financing Every Miscreant Around my roomates dad was also a ms sherriff who would swing by a couple times a week to drink beers with us too, so it was always an interesting time EDIT: IT SEEMS LIKE THIS POST WOULD'VE GONE IN THE HILLBILLY THREAD AS WELL.... |
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