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325irollin · 07-31-2009, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

HAHAHAHA.... best way to make them scream is fuck em as a team haha

Quote:

Originally Posted by illxs14

me: hey you, question
her: yes
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol i have a bf
me: you didn't answer my question
her: no, i have a bf
me: you know he's not hitting it right
her: yeah, but he's still my bf

lol..

more tommorow

Hahahahahahha fail bf

KA-Kait · 07-31-2009, 01:02 AM

heres from a girls perspective. I though this would be interesting.

#1 - drunk friend.
me (11:55:40 PM): joey
me (11:55:44 PM): when you gonna let me tap that?
him (11:55:49 PM): tap what
him (11:55:49 PM): ?
me (11:56:08 PM): you know.....that
him (11:56:15 PM): ?
him (11:56:23 PM): im drunk atm so u have to be more clear
me (11:56:29 PM): ...sex...
him (11:56:33 PM): what about sex
him (11:56:35 PM): /
him (11:56:36 PM): ?
me (11:56:47 PM): Wow. you're an idiot

#2 - car friend
me: Hey *****, when you gonna let me tap that?
him: when you cum out here.
him: get it... cum....
me: that so bad it's almost cute.

i'm actually kind of disappointed. Guys are lame when it comes to this stuff, they don't expect it from a girl so the instantly clam up or just don't respond. faaaaaaaaaaail.

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 01:04 AM

drunk friend might be gay lol.... well here people give my number out... i get free texts haha 6618638265

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 01:04 AM

^ I'd clam up thats for sure

KA-Kait · 07-31-2009, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 325irollin

^ I'd clam up thats for sure

ew.... seriously now?

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KA-Kait

ew.... seriously now?

srsly

*Wake* · 07-31-2009, 01:11 AM

This thread is pure WIN, Imma Dj and im at work and i just laughed into the microphone reading this.

FAIL.

Gnnr · 07-31-2009, 01:12 AM

Part Two

Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that" V.2: All you have to do is just ask.. - PbNation

kevmeistah21 · 07-31-2009, 01:12 AM

aim convo

tehhelmet17: hey
hunnie21: hey
tehhelmet17: i got a life or death question i need toask you
hunnie21: wuts up
hunnie21: shoot
tehhelmet17: ?
tehhelmet17: you need to asnwer this seriosuly
hunnie21: wut do0o u need t0o ask
hunnie21: ok
tehhelmet17: when are you gonna let me tap that?
hunnie21: hHAhHAhhAa
hunnie21: wut the?!
hunnie21: that's not serious
hunnie21: freakin kevin
tehhelmet17: i asked you to answer seriously
hunnie21: u drunk again!?
tehhelmet17: no
tehhelmet17: i don't drink on the weekdays!
tehhelmet17: my new rule
tehhelmet17: soo..?
hunnie21: hHAhAHA
hunnie21: OMG kevin
hunnie21: in your dreams
tehhelmet17: what if im dreaming right now?
hunnie21: hAhHAhA
hunnie21: thanks for the laugh... i needed it
tehhelmet17: im not laughing.. :/
hunnie21: HAhHHAAa
hunnie21: then u can keep on dreaming
tehhelmet17: what if i wake up
tehhelmet17: ?
tehhelmet17: it'll never happen?
hunnie21: uHhhH... duHh

i failed..

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 01:15 AM

^ harsh. I just don't understand why girls are so stuck up sometimes. Like they are God's gift to the world. Paaaaallleeeassseee

*Wake* · 07-31-2009, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevmeistah21

aim convo

tehhelmet17: hey
hunnie21: hey
tehhelmet17: i got a life or death question i need toask you
hunnie21: wuts up
hunnie21: shoot
tehhelmet17: ?
tehhelmet17: you need to asnwer this seriosuly
hunnie21: wut do0o u need t0o ask
hunnie21: ok
tehhelmet17: when are you gonna let me tap that?
hunnie21: hHAhHAhhAa
hunnie21: wut the?!
hunnie21: that's not serious
hunnie21: freakin kevin
tehhelmet17: i asked you to answer seriously
hunnie21: u drunk again!?
tehhelmet17: no
tehhelmet17: i don't drink on the weekdays!
tehhelmet17: my new rule
tehhelmet17: soo..?
hunnie21: hHAhAHA
hunnie21: OMG kevin
hunnie21: in your dreams
tehhelmet17: what if im dreaming right now?
hunnie21: hAhHAhA
hunnie21: thanks for the laugh... i needed it
tehhelmet17: im not laughing.. :/
hunnie21: HAhHHAAa
hunnie21: then u can keep on dreaming
tehhelmet17: what if i wake up
tehhelmet17: ?
tehhelmet17: it'll never happen?
hunnie21: uHhhH... duHh

i failed..

Kev are you sure you werent just drunk and forgot where you parked your car? i dont think it got stolen.

every single girl youve asked has immediately assumed your drunk you fucking HOBO LOL
your my idol

makes me wish i had a cell phone because i know i would get some hilarious answers.

kevmeistah21 · 07-31-2009, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WakeBHR

Kev are you sure you werent just drunk and forgot where you parked your car? i dont think it got stolen.

every single girl youve asked has immediately assumed your drunk you fucking HOBO LOL
your my idol

makes me wish i had a cell phone because i know i would get some hilarious answers.

buahaha! i don't drink and drive, im underage but im not stupid enough to drink and drive.. sooo NO i wasn't drunk and misplaced my car..

I scored one that first girl and she's chillin tomorrow!

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 01:22 AM

hahaha how is that gross?

*Wake* · 07-31-2009, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 325irollin

^ harsh. I just don't understand why girls are so stuck up sometimes. Like they are God's gift to the world. Paaaaallleeeassseee

girls are stuck up because they have a monopoly on pussy, and they know there isnt shit we can do about it.

KA-Kait · 07-31-2009, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WakeBHR

girls are stuck up because they have a monopoly on pussy, and they know there isnt shit we can do about it.

WHOA WHOA WHOA guys! I am not stuck up and i happen to have a pussy, so careful not to generalize. and we can only tease/work you guys the way we do because you crave the poon. girls need the dick just as much as you need the pussy. TRUST ME

kevmeistah21 · 07-31-2009, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KA-Kait

WHOA WHOA WHOA guys! I am not stuck up and i happen to have a pussy, so careful not to generalize. and we can only tease/work you guys the way we do because you crave the poon. girls need the dick just as much as you need the pussy. TRUST ME

Can i ask you a life or death question?

KA-Kait · 07-31-2009, 01:31 AM

oh and i need to add this in.

kaitonaseashore (12:15:19 AM): sooooooooch

SocheatMen (12:28:18 AM): howdyyyyyy

SocheatMen (12:28:22 AM): SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

SocheatMen (12:28:23 AM): is awesome

SocheatMen (12:28:24 AM): hahah

kaitonaseashore (12:28:44 AM): I have a serious question

SocheatMen (12:28:55 AM): I HAVE A SEMI

SocheatMen (12:29:00 AM): oh, serious answer

kaitonaseashore (12:29:06 AM): When you gonna let me tap that?

SocheatMen (12:29:24 AM): well, i'm booked until December

SocheatMen (12:29:27 AM): mid month

SocheatMen (12:29:37 AM): i've been getting requests back and forth

kaitonaseashore (12:29:42 AM): eh. too far out. sorry. peace!

SocheatMen (12:29:48 AM): shit, kyle even penned in a date!

SocheatMen (12:29:50 AM): hahaahah

SocheatMen (12:29:59 AM): LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION!

SocheatMen (12:30:02 AM): i love that thread

SocheatMen (12:30:03 AM): hahaha

^^ fellow zilvian. I thought it'd be funny. I LOVE YOU SOCH!!! <3

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WakeBHR

girls are stuck up because they have a monopoly on pussy, and they know there isnt shit we can do about it.

yes. this is the sad truth..

Quote:

Originally Posted by KA-Kait

WHOA WHOA WHOA guys! I am not stuck up and i happen to have a pussy, so careful not to generalize. and we can only tease/work you guys the way we do because you crave the poon. girls need the dick just as much as you need the pussy. TRUST ME

true, there are some girls that aren't bitches/stuck up. Most of those are taken though... it seems

larisa · 07-31-2009, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevmeistah21

Can i ask you a life or death question?

Time is a factor. No questions asked.

You have to let me tap that.

*Wake* · 07-31-2009, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevmeistah21

Can i ask you a life or death question?

fuck you beat me to it kev, young bastards and their stamina

KA-Kait · 07-31-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevmeistah21

Can i ask you a life or death question?

you guys are awesome. i knew there was a reason i continued to come back to this site <3

kevmeistah21 · 07-31-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larisa

time is a factor. No questions asked.

You have to let me tap that.

why hello!

Quote:

Originally Posted by WakeBHR

fuck you beat me to it kev, young bastards and their stamina

too bad.

*Wake* · 07-31-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KA-Kait

WHOA WHOA WHOA guys! I am not stuck up and i happen to have a pussy, so careful not to generalize. and we can only tease/work you guys the way we do because you crave the poon. girls need the dick just as much as you need the pussy. TRUST ME

yeah but the thing is kait that you guys know we need it and you use it against us lol

we men are simple folk, we just want to eat drink and plow

KA-Kait · 07-31-2009, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WakeBHR

yeah but the thing is kait that you guys know we need it and you use it against us lol

we men are simple folk, we just want to eat drink and plow

And you act like women aren't seeking the same-ish thing.

Us women folk want to eat, drink, talk shit, and get fucked. plain and simple. No joke boys. the issue is that we ALSO want something beyond the fucking....well... some of us do.

either way, DON'T act like the chase isn't fun. You all know that without the chase there is no point in it. it's like extremely long foreplay!

krazyfil · 07-31-2009, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WakeBHR

fuck you beat me to it kev, young bastards and their stamina

young guys? haha... we both 26 brotha.. ive gone for 8 hour sessions many times... so stamina is in the individual not the age... might wanna remember that lol

dirtdiggler666 · 07-31-2009, 01:43 AM

ok i have a good one but im to drunk and tired ill post it tomorrow

this is all in good fun keep it up guys/girls

*Wake* · 07-31-2009, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KA-Kait

And you act like women aren't seeking the same-ish thing.

Us women folk want to eat, drink, talk shit, and get fucked. plain and simple. No joke boys. the issue is that we ALSO want something beyond the fucking....well... some of us do.

either way, DON'T act like the chase isn't fun. You all know that without the chase there is no point in it. it's like extremely long foreplay!

Ive seen your Myspace Kait i know what your all about.....
and its that "talk shit" pat that gets to us guys lol IMO

whats foreplay?

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazyfil

young guys? haha... we both 26 brotha.. ive gone for 8 hour sessions many times... so stamina is in the individual not the age... might wanna remember that lol

and trust that was a joke i just like to fuck with kev cuz hes my S.P.P.S. brotha

stamina is never an issue but give a monster and a blunt and Im a MACHINE HA!

*Wake* · 07-31-2009, 01:45 AM

I guess I need to hang out with more 19yo girls LOL

KA-Kait · 07-31-2009, 01:45 AM

seen my myspace? know what im all about? whaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck is that suppose to mean?

325irollin · 07-31-2009, 01:47 AM

the younger the better

07-31-2009, 01:04 AM	#93
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 38 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	drunk friend might be gay lol.... well here people give my number out... i get free texts haha 6618638265 __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 01:11 AM	#97
Wake Premium Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Santa Cruz, ca Age: 38 Posts: 6,699 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	This thread is pure WIN, Imma Dj and im at work and i just laughed into the microphone reading this. FAIL. __________________ S.P.P.S. Member #00 CoUpe LOve Member #00

07-31-2009, 01:12 AM	#98
Gnnr Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: S. FL Posts: 3,960 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Part Two Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that" V.2: All you have to do is just ask.. - PbNation __________________

07-31-2009, 01:12 AM	#99
kevmeistah21 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pasadena, CA Age: 31 Posts: 2,658 Trader Rating: (68) Feedback Score: 68 reviews	aim convo tehhelmet17: hey hunnie21: hey tehhelmet17: i got a life or death question i need toask you hunnie21: wuts up hunnie21: shoot tehhelmet17: ? tehhelmet17: you need to asnwer this seriosuly hunnie21: wut do0o u need t0o ask hunnie21: ok tehhelmet17: when are you gonna let me tap that? hunnie21: hHAhHAhhAa hunnie21: wut the?! hunnie21: that's not serious hunnie21: freakin kevin tehhelmet17: i asked you to answer seriously hunnie21: u drunk again!? tehhelmet17: no tehhelmet17: i don't drink on the weekdays! tehhelmet17: my new rule tehhelmet17: soo..? hunnie21: hHAhAHA hunnie21: OMG kevin hunnie21: in your dreams tehhelmet17: what if im dreaming right now? hunnie21: hAhHAhA hunnie21: thanks for the laugh... i needed it tehhelmet17: im not laughing.. :/ hunnie21: HAhHHAAa hunnie21: then u can keep on dreaming tehhelmet17: what if i wake up tehhelmet17: ? tehhelmet17: it'll never happen? hunnie21: uHhhH... duHh i failed.. __________________ Late Night Crew... #02 <3 Bought anything from me? Please leave me a review! http://zilvia.net/f/private-sellers/...meistah21.html

07-31-2009, 01:04 AM	#94
325irollin Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: STL Posts: 226 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^ I'd clam up thats for sure

07-31-2009, 01:15 AM	#100
325irollin Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: STL Posts: 226 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^ harsh. I just don't understand why girls are so stuck up sometimes. Like they are God's gift to the world. Paaaaallleeeassseee

07-31-2009, 01:22 AM	#103
krazyfil Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: bakersfield, CA Age: 38 Posts: 753 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahaha how is that gross? __________________ Photos coquines gratuites

07-31-2009, 01:43 AM	#116
dirtdiggler666 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: p-dale Age: 41 Posts: 2,113 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	ok i have a good one but im to drunk and tired ill post it tomorrow this is all in good fun keep it up guys/girls __________________

07-31-2009, 01:45 AM	#118
Wake Premium Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Santa Cruz, ca Age: 38 Posts: 6,699 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	I guess I need to hang out with more 19yo girls LOL __________________ S.P.P.S. Member #00 CoUpe LOve Member #00

07-31-2009, 01:45 AM	#119
KA-Kait Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sacramento Age: 31 Posts: 252 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	seen my myspace? know what im all about? whaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck is that suppose to mean? __________________

07-31-2009, 01:47 AM	#120
325irollin Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: STL Posts: 226 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	the younger the better

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