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01-22-2010, 10:42 AM
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Taken from, "STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE"
(my favorite blog) Stuff White People Like "The recent news that Conan O’Brien will be replaced by Jay Leno has caused white people to erupt with rage and hostility. You might even expect them to lash out and do something about it like take to the streets or write a letter to NBC to voice their dissatisfaction with the network. But no, white people will solve this problem the way that they solved the election crisis in Iran – through Facebook and Twitter status updates. In 2009, millions of white people took 35 seconds to turn their twitter profiles green, and consequently sent a very powerful message to the leaders of Iran. Their message was that they wanted their friends to know that they would stop at nothing to ensure freedom and democracy for the Iranian people. Thanks in large part to that effort Iran is now completely democratic. With that issue settled, white people are launching a similar campaign for Conan that is sure to have similar results. It is not hard to understand why white people love Conan O’Brien, he embodies so many of the things they already like before he even opens his mouth: Ivy League Schools, Red Hair, the Boston Red Sox, Self Deprecating Humor, The Simpsons, and Bad Memories of High School (likely, but not confirmed). Seeing him on television five nights a week is a comforting reminder of community to the white people who still have televisions. But if your plan is to try to use Conan O’Brien as a way to get white people to become more interested you, then it is imperative that you understand a few key rules. Firstly, all white people love “the masturbating bear,” if you don’t know what this is, do not worry. Just state your love for the character, and the white person you are talking to will simply fill in the rest. Secondly, all white people believe that Andy Richter never should have left the show. And finally, you should do your best to develop a “Triumph the Insult Comic Dog” impression. All white people already have one, so you might as well try to fit in. Complete these steps and watch your friendship with white people become considerably smoother. Now, the biggest and most important thing to remember is to never, under any circumstances bring up a Conan O’Brien sketch or joke that has taken place in the last three years. You will be met with only blank stares. For you see, while white people will fiercely support Conan O’Brien in any public forum, they always fail to support him in the only way that actually helps – by watching his show. Note: Under no circumstances should you ever mention that you prefer Jay Leno. This might cause white people to think you have the same taste in humor as the wrong kind of white people, or worse, their parents." Stuff White People Like |
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01-22-2010, 03:09 PM
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Ahh stuff white people like...That site is a VERY nice way to pass time while at work.
Anyways, I wonder how else he's going to waste NBC's money tonight?! |
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01-25-2010, 10:58 PM
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Awesome news about Fox approaching Conan already and that they're not just sitting around. Hopefully they figure out a smart way to get the affiliates to finally give up their proftable yet stale as death line up of sitcom reruns so CoCo can usher in a new era of Late Night ownage. And as said before, nobody promotes their network lineup better than Fox (these days anyways). Sure, the show pop ups can be kind of annoying but at least it's a sign of, golly, TV execs actually trying to make sure as many people as possible are aware of their content!
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04-12-2010, 06:05 PM
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Oh noes, let's hope George Lopez doesn't decide to bail. We'd definitely miss him.
/endsarcasm.
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04-12-2010, 06:09 PM
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Zilvia Junkie
 
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yeah i dont have anything against george lopez but pretty much the show is only catered to the latino crowd. but cable should be a good thing for conan if im thinking hes gonna get more freedom to do as he pleases
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04-13-2010, 01:47 AM
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I find it funny that he rips on Conan yet even the three mexicans that watch him won't even remember his name should Conan choose to take over.
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05-06-2010, 10:44 AM
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Conan came by my work yesterday. He's so fucking funny in person.
(Yes I know these are already posted in the Premie section...can you blame me for whoring them out? Yes I took these.)   
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05-06-2010, 12:20 PM
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There's more at Conan O'Brien - a set on Flickr if you guys are interested.
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05-10-2010, 01:09 PM
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10-18-2010, 10:38 AM
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21 Days Left!
 Oh, and apparently here is the new Conan site that's full of some funny stuff. Should keep me entertained till Nov. 8. Conan O'Brien Presents: Team Coco @ TeamCoco.com
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10-18-2010, 01:48 PM
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Zilvia FREAK!
 
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that was not really funny and very unnecessary imo
kind of a strange image for him
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