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Is he even alive. What a shitty life. Cant see, smell or taste. Prolly cant hear.
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I'm 100% sure he is dead.
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nah, looks like hes still bleeding. You dont really bleed when your dead.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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fuck yea....
you bleed when you're dead.... blood is liquid, son.... and blood can leak out of the hole on his face after he's dead because the body is filled with blood.....
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Hahahahahah never heard that one.
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If batman and superman fought a tag team match against spiderman and the hulk, chuck norris would emerge victorious.
My repboner is back up, and that was WAY less than 24 hours. Enzyte for Repness? |
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hearts not beating, no blood really flows, just chills where its at. Ask me how I know. Just kidding. Dont
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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
Dear slidin'_w.o.p.... sorry for ruining your thread... congrats for havin' your name on super street...
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the best chuck fact!
"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.'
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.....He waits.
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If the thread was lost to Chuck...we'll then it is not a loss at all, is it?
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