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Old 04-11-2010, 01:10 PM   #91
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your in costa mesa. maybe lol
im closer!

hey guys, go try this: talk to a girl you know, say some stupid shit, somehting like.. i have a erection hideing in my belt line.. and they quickly ask her what time it is...
works every time.
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Old 04-11-2010, 01:54 PM   #92
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what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:01 AM   #93
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what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?

Too many pervs stroked their goatee while saying it.....
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:57 PM   #94
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:21 PM   #95
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"Hi, nice shoes! wanna fuck?" works all the time.
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:29 PM   #96
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girl: i wish i could get my abs back

me: i herd that riding on top is a good work out

girl: thats way better then the gym and more fun



take in to concideration she was 105 pounds wanting to lose weight and get her abs back
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:02 AM   #97
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what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?


Never worked in the first place.
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Old 04-30-2010, 02:16 AM   #98
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"Hey there, are you tired of people making fun of you? Are you kinda fat and probably have low self esteem but wealthy parents? So..Why don't you save yourself all the drama of life buy me dinner and a movie and I'll be good to you. And if you act now, I'll sweeten the deal with public hand holding and we can wear matching Emo clothing.

Here's how to order......"
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:41 PM   #99
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if i were to flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:46 PM   #100
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are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.
so full of win! haha

i'm surprised this one hasn't been said
"if i was your heart, would you let me beat?"

or if you happen to be bill clinton
"suck my dick, there's a future in it!"
haha classic chappelle
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Old 04-30-2010, 11:35 PM   #101
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this just random cuz i was watching it LOL

I'm Chris Hansen with dateline nbc....
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:05 AM   #102
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Just bend over and give her the bat wing....

Then ridicule her for being a ball gazer. Then in complete embarassment from her she'll have to talk to you.
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Old 05-01-2010, 01:48 PM   #103
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Hey girl, your feet must be tired, because you've been giving me a footjob all day you dirty whore!
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:43 PM   #104
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if you live in Arizona you can use this one.

boy:hey cutie where are you from?
girl: Brazil
Boy: i dont think those cops think so.. inless you wanna live in mexico you should come back to my place.
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:53 PM   #105
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Hey girl, your feet must be tired, because you've been giving me a footjob all day you dirty whore!
So fuckin lame.
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:46 PM   #106
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this is something i have sientificly proven over the las couple years...

you walk up to a girl. introduce yourself real quick, then soothingly whisper in her ear..."you wana go have some fun"..fromt there the door is open to various things. Its up to you to do with her what ever it is you want to do.

thru vigorous trial and error i have proven that this works. And Mr. Literal can vouch for me on this one
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Old 05-02-2010, 10:38 PM   #107
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I always hit them first. Or bump, which ever is easier.

You can apologize, then go from there. (insert funny attraction joke)

Just don't over do it.

It really works best in a crowded area. (mall etc.)

Girls don't like nosy people.

Everything really just depends on where you are at.

Take a dog to the park.

Credit card to the mall.

NEVER talk about cars either.
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:28 AM   #108
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:49 AM   #109
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since im a girl:
i change my own oil and tires on my 240[/quote]
hey lets meet and have some fun.
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Old 07-25-2010, 06:39 AM   #110
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so my girlfriend, i mean EX-girlfriend told me youre single...
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Old 08-22-2010, 03:00 AM   #111
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