Kn1ves

thats not 3rd eye vision, thats a red dot
make your forehead look like 711 before you get shot

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Andrew Bohan

i can't understand you kn1ves, cuz you make no sense
while i'm collecting dollars you're just collecting cents
you're crossing the border and i'm the one building the fence
you're collecting paychecks while i'm collecting rents

Vision Garage

my words are lost at napakaliboogs rap, cuz it very weak to me,
so sit around and learn to flow before you step up to this MC!

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Kn1ves

Andrew Bohan cant understand me, says I am an alien
Im just trying to mate, like an Australian

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blu808

Kn1ves trying to hate.
Andrew Bohan just elaborate.
Are really the man, the talk of the town?
I think everyone thinks your just pink and brown.

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Kn1ves

Class clown? Or ass clown?
I just want to see him with his ass down.

:frown:

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Vision Garage

lets drop the names kn1ves, it getting lame,
wheres all the premies to join this rap game?

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Kn1ves

I used to be a premie, now I'm broke
Never balled hard, thats a joke
Im gonna go to sleep, time to croak
Nuts...Your mouth.. Soak.....

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Vision Garage

You say you are broke and low on cash,
why dont you sell your ebay parts or sell your ass
It must be time, for you to work,
remember to wear some glasses before you jerk!

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Andrew Bohan

when this thread started out it was all just a game
then kn1ves came in with weak rhymes and made it lame
and it was extra hard since every rhyme had to have a name
and pretty soon every rhyme started to sound just the same

but now we're starting a new era in the thread
no more rhyming about blu808 gettin head
no more weak ass rhymes from kn1ves like i said
step up to eight lines of rhymes or you're dead

Andrew Bohan

23 minutes later and still no replies?
did yall give up? did ya finally realize?
you can't hang with me and my dope lines and rhymes
i'll be back tomorrow to defend my rhymin prize

just be warned that tomorrow is phase 2
16 line minimum to keep up with drew
8 is just a warm up and 4 left you cryin
2 line rhymes? i can do that without tryin

Sleepy240

Andrew Bohan what a fuckin' bum,
his rhymes are like damn sewer scum,
you say people can't hang with your dope lines and rhymes,
your pathetic, lame and tame cant even compare to my crimes

telling people to be worried about phase two,
you better step your game up or be left out in the blue,
nobodies crying, nobodies even trying
soon enough your just gonna be left out dying

Kn1ves

Dear Dr. Drew,
Why does your writing remind me of Dr. Suess?
You should not, could not against a master
You could not, should not, since it turns into a disaster
You really shouldn't speak anymore
You only seem to make everyone snore
You should not rhyme here or there
You should not rhyme anywhere
I do not like fake MCs with no rhyme
Dr. Drew, come back to us when you're in your prime

That way you can pretend to be someone else
Cuz you don't have it in your DNA like a prokaryotic cell
You should inject hormones like your favorite 50 cent rapper
But even then you'll still get shitted on like a baby's diaper

See my style is vicious like a dog from Mike Vick's house
Your rhymes are weak and nonsensical like Mickey Mouse
See I run with dogs, you run into your house
The only bitch you run with, is your spouse

And don't run up to me complaining about how your lifestyle's a joke
You know why you're out of money? Why your lifestyle's broke?
It's cuz you were an accident, when your dad's Lifestyle broke.

And you know Im just kiddin, don't take it to heart
Here I'll rhyme just like you do and just say fart
(That was too easy, I didn't even try
Now please go write a whole paragraph of how you're gonna cry)

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stiizy

Look at this dude knives, trying type mad lines,
wrote all that shit fa nothin, what a waste of time..

shmiddy

lmfao PURE WIN lol

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Kn1ves

its called a flow for a reason
its just off the top of your head
but most of these cats dont know the reason
why they have the a dunce cap hop on their head

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stiizy

Dunce cap on they heads, they lack that intellectual bread,
they used to being force fed, fa shit they say in this thread....

Some of they heads should just roll off they shoulders,take my advice its over, My zilvian soldier,


Getting through to these guys will just waste the clock, the bullshit in this thread it'll never stop, only an elite few will rise to the top, and then they'll be the self proclaimed cream of the crop

smellslikecurry

damn look this dude stizzy
make mofos like knives go dizzy

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sileighty83

this is getting retarded now mods please lock dis sucka up

stiizy

^ Please do, haha dudes are getting raped in their own threads..

Vision Garage

if you dont want to play, our little game,
get the hell out the thread, your walk of shame,
you cant make up rhymes? then whos to blame?

So have a little fun, and bring the heat,
or if you want to lock this thread, you willl get beat,
or just sit back and relax and take a seat!

Its time to go to work, its time to run,
all this typing was for shits, it was so fun,
but i got a 9-5, oh shit, daym son,
yall homos get to work, peace out! IM DONE!

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sileighty83

I respect everyone that played and nothing should be taken personal (remember that). Its made to be creative and fun, but sum ppl are just making it personal against other ppl on here so its time to move on. Good turn out though

blu808

Thats why they call me sileighty83 (Im back)
Im back (Im back) [sileighty83!] Im back

[eminem]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it aint gonna help
What goods it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
Im waitin for hell like hell shit Im anxious as hell
Manson, youre safe in that cell, be thankful its jail
I used to be my mommys little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
til I cut a kittens head off and stuck it in this kids mailbox
{mom! mom!} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? it sucks, too much press Im stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
Its just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, hi
Became a commodity because Im w-h-i-
-t-e, cuz mtv was so friendly to me
Cant wait til kim sees me
Now is it worth it? look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isnt workin?
You hear this finger? oh its upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

Chorus

[eminem]
I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it
Just to see if hes influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit hes an innocent victim
And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
{*vocal scratches*} my name is sileighty83
I been crazy way before radio didnt play me
The sensational {*vocal scratch back is the incredible!*}
With ken kaniff, who just finds the men edible
Its ken kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
Its a, sick world we live in these days
Slim for petes sakes put down christopher reeves legs!
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
sileighty83 its a touchy subject, try and just dont mention it
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
Whose eyes get so squinted, Im blind from smokin em
With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
All high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
And thats where I get my name from, thats why they call me

Chorus


Cause (immmm) sileighty83, they call me as crazy
As the world was over this whole y2k thing
And by the way, nsync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what yall think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
Its why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (ahhhh!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
Itd be jennifer lopez, and puffy you know this!
Im sorry puff, but I dont give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it aint mine, whats my name?

Chorus

[eminem {*vocal scratching*}]
Guess whos b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess whos back (hi mom!)
{*scratch*} guess whos back
{*scratch*} gue {*scratch*} guess whos back
D-12 {*scratch*} guess whos back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess whos back
Dr. dre {*scratch*} guess whos back
Back back {*scratch*} back
{*scratch*}
sileighty83, 2001
Im blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck

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Andrew Bohan

here i come, here i come, here i come
drew is back and still number one
yall think you can rhyme but you're hella wrong
if i was rex reed i'd stand and hit the gong

if i was a thug i'd pull out my nine
cock the hammer and take aim and i'd watch you whine
then i'd squeeze the trigger and kn1ves' body would drop
and i'd change my rapper name to drewpac

if i was a villain i'd tie vision garage up
in the basement of building as i blow it up
when the hero came to save you i'd kill him too
this ain't a movie, you can't defeat the villain drew

if i was an anchorman i'd read the news without fail
this just in, blu808's back in jail
now he's getting fucked in the ass every day
but that's cool, i think he likes it anyway

if i was a priest i'd molest little boys
wait, no i wouldn't, that's why stiizy's got toys
he's michael jackson's best friend over at neverland
that's the kind of shit i'll never understand

if i was an army commander i'd move men
sileighty in the front tryin to get shot again
when i deploy it i just want you to enjoy it
when i drop my rhymes i'm hopin to destroy it

if i was a mod i'd ban BoostSlideWayz
cuz he's the kind of fool that ruins all our days
postin kill stories and asking where to drift
but a noob like that probably can't even shift

but since i'm a zilvia member i'll spit rhymes
when i get bored it's a good way to kill time
don't get too butthurt, it was all just fun
but don't forget that i'm still number one

sileighty83

andrew is still the man

ConePirate

Yo, I kill fuckin minks to make jackets
and I'm an asthmatic motherfuckin chief addict
I was hatched from an egg layed by a fuckin whale
I'm pale, oh and I got MAD drugs for sale.

Roll up to the club in my 86' rex
I kill motherfuckers who deny me sex
cuz I'm the S-I to the C-K to tha... G.
and I got all kinda cats and rabbits fuckin me.

I see the bi-pola rolla stab him in tha shoulda!
get on the computer, and create a new folda!
then I cruise back to the pad to see the infamous
murderous, ravenous, lech, name-a skizzot

skizot is tha fizot with the siza for tha fizzo's
fizackle mizza pizza fizza buddah caca sezo.






See, this is how it happened late one night
Me and Scott we was rollin in the 8-6 ride.
bumpin down the block tryin to scope out the bitches
Scott's bling-blingin cuz he's got mad riches.

Me? shit fool, I'm sick G.
and I'm loc'd out with hella artillery
Skizzot says that he knows a few hoes
but there's a buncha fuckin thugs guardin them like gold
so I said "shit scott, man don't even trip"
as I pull out the gats and pops in the clips
I'll kill any motherfucker friend or foe
(man, FUCK sittin here, let's get them hoes!)

We blew down the door with that RPG,
then a bullet hit the shoulder of MC-sick G
another quick blast from the propelled grenade
sent those dumbass motherfuckers to untimely graves

I'sa bleedin bad but feelin no pain
so we banged all their bitches and drank some champagne.
drunk as fuck now as we head out the door
oh I almost forgot! "We don't love dem hoes!"
matta fact, we don't love them hoes so much,
I emptied my clip and turned their brains to mush.

we tossed the bloody bodies in a burlap sack
then we went to ampum for a fat bottle of jack
on the way home shit! five-o's behind me,
with sirens and lights on tryin to fuckin blind me

turned into darkness right down the block
I grabbed the bloody bodies and scott got the glock
in a dumpster, the bodies now rot
and scott pulled off a motherfuckin 187 on a cop.

stiizy

Sickness.....

stiizy

To much fizzo and shizzo, may i ask why?
you choose this type of freestyle,
it's all shit like a big pile,
you gotta come better, try one of knives nine lives

i did my homework see i checked the file, fuckin drew comparing me to pedophiles, but it's alright see i know this is all fa fun, so i guess its okay if ya try,


Vision Garage rhymed everything the same, but couldn't hit his target, even if he had autoaim, but i'm the scapegoat so it's me to blame, so many half ass rhymes man put this thread to shame,


Sil83 the thread maker, half fakin ass drifter, lines so weak, should i call you miss or mister?

blu808

Ok Drew is the winner.

How much time did that take you?

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ericcastro

Ahh, we all know each other and have common friends. Go find another thread 200 post

thats what Im saying!

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