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ZilviaBot · 05-08-2009, 07:20 PM

05-08-2009 01:42 PM

Filed under: Motorsports, Marketing/Advertising, Celebrities

Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad - Click above for high-res images

Got Milk? It's one of the most successful marketing campaigns of all time. IndyCar driver and femme fatale of the front straight, Danica Patrick, has signed on to shill for the bovine beverage in one of those very familiar advertisements that features popular athletes and celebrities with a wet upper lip. Nevermind the fact that milk only sticks to your lip like that if you've got the beginnings of a good mustache going on, or that what's on Danica's lip is probably a gooey special effects paste. If you sense some disdain in my voice, that's probably because I haven't had a glass of milk since 2000 when I read a book in college and the next day stopped eating animals and drinking their fluids. I haven't bought into the "does a body good" argument since a doctor once described the nutritional properties of milk to me as "liquid beef". That's why I always frown when I see another athlete or celebrity holding a glass of milk with a smile that looks like they've gulped a gallon of White Out.

The tagline in Danica's ad is "Refuel", because I guess the Milk Processors of America who pay for the ads would have us believe that Bessy's breast milk has the same restorative powers as Gatorade. The rest of the copy reminds you to eat right, exercise and drink milk, because you're going to be healthy anyway if you do the first two things, so what's a glass of milk going hurt?

NOTE: The hippy propaganda in this post does not represent the views of Autoblog, its parent company or the rest of the Autoblog editorial team who are all blood-dripping-from-the-teeth carnivores and no doubt pouring glasses of 2% right now just to taunt me.

Gallery: Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad

[Source: BodybyMilk.com]Danica Patrick shills for milk with a wet upper lip originally appeared on Autoblog on Fri, 08 May 2009 14:42:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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**mrmephistopheles** · 05-08-2009, 10:20 PM

Damnit, ZilviaBot, I swear I'm going to stab you if you post another non-Nissan news article in here.

CrazyIvan · 05-08-2009, 11:13 PM

hmmmm.... miiiiiiiiiiiiilk

DreamN · 05-08-2009, 11:19 PM

I'd smash.

GSXRJJordan · 05-08-2009, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamN

I'd smash.

Seconded and third'ed.

xdumbxguyx · 05-09-2009, 03:26 AM

4th thru 10th for that lol

*kognition* · 05-09-2009, 10:01 AM

You dirty dogs.
I'd suck her toes.

CrazyIvan · 05-09-2009, 11:39 AM

Pff... forget her toes I'd suck the milk outta her... lol

punxva · 05-09-2009, 01:11 PM

funny thing is... that isn't milk... j/k... but seriously.

I concur with the boning of DP. dont take that out of context hahah

SexPanda · 05-09-2009, 03:17 PM

Id put my input shaft into her posi rear end... if you know what I mean.

rubelcon · 05-09-2009, 04:29 PM

not hot. at all.

soreballz · 05-09-2009, 04:41 PM

I don't find her terribly attractive.

DreamN · 05-09-2009, 04:53 PM

8 out of 10 (80%) Zilvians (CrazyIvan, DreamN, GSXRJJordan, xdumbxguyx, kognition, punxva, SexPanda, and ZilviaBot -Did find her worthy enough of a thread to post about in a Nissan News only section) feel Danica Patrick is smashable while the remaining 2 (20%), soreballz and rubelcon, do not. Interesting...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia on Homosexuality

A 2006 study suggested that 20% of the population anonymously reported some homosexual feelings, although relatively few participants in the study identified themselves as homosexual.

:ghey:

rubelcon · 05-09-2009, 05:13 PM

Interesting.. now that you mention it she does look more like a man that a woman..

s13tilldeath* · 05-09-2009, 05:28 PM

Haha yea nissan news.....

ryguy · 05-09-2009, 11:23 PM

Good thing she looks semi-attractive, cuz she can't drive worth shit.

***S13SilviaGirl*** · 05-10-2009, 02:42 AM

I think she is on the cover of SHAPE this month is a bikini...hahahaha

sideways7 · 05-10-2009, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubelcon

not hot. at all.

punxva · 05-12-2009, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamN

8 out of 10 (80%) Zilvians (CrazyIvan, DreamN, GSXRJJordan, xdumbxguyx, kognition, punxva, SexPanda, and ZilviaBot -Did find her worthy enough of a thread to post about in a Nissan News only section) feel Danica Patrick is smashable while the remaining 2 (20%), soreballz and rubelcon, do not. Interesting...

:ghey:

this man speaks the truth, i don't find her terribly attractive, but she is a decent looking women.

*DALAZ_68* · 05-12-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamN

I'd smash.

quoted for ur GF

Quote:

Originally Posted by GSXRJJordan

Seconded and third'ed.

Quoted for your GF

Quote:

Originally Posted by kognition

You dirty dogs.
I'd suck her toes.

quoted for your wifey

LOL

on another note...yes...smashable...

cxlo8331 · 05-12-2009, 12:18 PM

yes i like.

let5l1de · 05-12-2009, 09:07 PM

Danicas driving ability (4th at longbeach and in top 10) makes up the difference for mediocre, maybe slightly above average beauty. Andretti thinks likewise...

I'd trade notes with her.

DALAZ_68 please quote for my gf...

05-08-2009, 07:20 PM	#1
ZilviaBot Zilvia.net Bot Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 199 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Danica Patrick shills for milk with a wet upper lip 05-08-2009 01:42 PM Filed under: Motorsports, Marketing/Advertising, Celebrities Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad - Click above for high-res images Got Milk? It's one of the most successful marketing campaigns of all time. IndyCar driver and femme fatale of the front straight, Danica Patrick, has signed on to shill for the bovine beverage in one of those very familiar advertisements that features popular athletes and celebrities with a wet upper lip. Nevermind the fact that milk only sticks to your lip like that if you've got the beginnings of a good mustache going on, or that what's on Danica's lip is probably a gooey special effects paste. If you sense some disdain in my voice, that's probably because I haven't had a glass of milk since 2000 when I read a book in college and the next day stopped eating animals and drinking their fluids. I haven't bought into the "does a body good" argument since a doctor once described the nutritional properties of milk to me as "liquid beef". That's why I always frown when I see another athlete or celebrity holding a glass of milk with a smile that looks like they've gulped a gallon of White Out. The tagline in Danica's ad is "Refuel", because I guess the Milk Processors of America who pay for the ads would have us believe that Bessy's breast milk has the same restorative powers as Gatorade. The rest of the copy reminds you to eat right, exercise and drink milk, because you're going to be healthy anyway if you do the first two things, so what's a glass of milk going hurt? NOTE: The hippy propaganda in this post does not represent the views of Autoblog, its parent company or the rest of the Autoblog editorial team who are all blood-dripping-from-the-teeth carnivores and no doubt pouring glasses of 2% right now just to taunt me. Gallery: Danica Patrick "Got Milk?" ad [Source: BodybyMilk.com]Danica Patrick shills for milk with a wet upper lip originally appeared on Autoblog on Fri, 08 May 2009 14:42:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds. PermalinkÂ\|ÂEmail thisÂ\|ÂComments More...

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CrazyIvan Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kissimmee, FL Age: 39 Posts: 1,820 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	hmmmm.... miiiiiiiiiiiiilk

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xdumbxguyx Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: 626 Posts: 1,189 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	4th thru 10th for that lol

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kognition Premium Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Santee California Posts: 2,106 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	You dirty dogs. I'd suck her toes.

05-09-2009, 11:39 AM	#8
CrazyIvan Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kissimmee, FL Age: 39 Posts: 1,820 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	Pff... forget her toes I'd suck the milk outta her... lol

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rubelcon Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 206 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	not hot. at all.

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rubelcon Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 206 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Interesting.. now that you mention it she does look more like a man that a woman..

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let5l1de Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 626DRIFT, ca Posts: 1,420 Trader Rating: (30) Rides Gallery: let5l1de Feedback Score: 30 reviews	Danicas driving ability (4th at longbeach and in top 10) makes up the difference for mediocre, maybe slightly above average beauty. Andretti thinks likewise... I'd trade notes with her. DALAZ_68 please quote for my gf... __________________ GR Performance facebook Pics & More! Comments! http://www.facebook.com/pages/GR-Performance/120477531339202 Read My Sales Review 626 Friday Nights San Gabriel Last edited by let5l1de; 05-13-2009 at 01:33 AM..

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