The "not low enough" thread - Zilvia.net Forums | Nissan 240SX (Silvia) and Z (Fairlady) Car Forum

spooled240 · 03-31-2010, 12:27 PM

The question is how do you determine if your car is low enough? (sarcasm)

If you don't look at a speedbump as a brick wall then you're not low enough.

If your car doesn't become a "teeter-totter" over driveways and speedbumps then you're not low enough.

continue

essforteen · 03-31-2010, 12:30 PM

If your car doesn't scrape off lane markers your not Low enough!

ILoveMyRHS13 · 03-31-2010, 12:33 PM

If it's convenient to drive into your own driveway or in parking lots, you are not low enough.

If you don't scrape anything, you are not low enough.

If you drive without fearing for your oil pan's life, you are not low enough.

If you have to drive on the crown of the road to avoid getting stuck or dragging everything, you are not low enough.

*DALAZ_68* · 03-31-2010, 12:42 PM

this is like a "you know ur a red neck..." sort of thread...

spooled240 · 03-31-2010, 12:51 PM

^haha yeah jeff foxworthy inspired me

If your exhaust looks like it was dropped out of an airplane at 6,000 feet then you're not low enough

ILoveMyRHS13 · 03-31-2010, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooled240

If your exhaust looks like it was dropped out of an airplane at 6,000 feet then you're not low enough

But what if you've got a good quality exhaust and it hangs above frame rails?

wh0aitznic0 · 03-31-2010, 12:55 PM

If sparks don't fly, your ride's too high.

spooled240 · 03-31-2010, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILoveMyRHS13

But what if you've got a good quality exhaust and it hangs above frame rails?

i have a hks straight pipe with poly hangers and I scraped it bad yesterday, granted it was a crappy driveway like this /\

Om1kron · 03-31-2010, 01:01 PM

when people look at your car pulling into it's parking space at work and seeing it scrape rain gutters and they all cringe...

you're low enough lol

charlie321 · 03-31-2010, 01:15 PM

If you have air in your tires, your not low enough.

ayuaddict · 03-31-2010, 01:22 PM

If you look at a dick and your mouth has a strange feeling of emptiness.

your car is not low enough.

ILoveMyRHS13 · 03-31-2010, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooled240

i have a hks straight pipe with poly hangers and I scraped it bad yesterday, granted it was a crappy driveway like this /\

HKS isn't really known for hanging high. Oh well, it's just metal piping.

Teddy · 03-31-2010, 01:27 PM

If your car is not low enough,

your car is not low enough.

fckillerbee · 03-31-2010, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S13Teddy

If your car is not low enough,

your car is not low enough.

your car is not low enough unless you have so much bumpsteer that it sends you off track multiple times.

CrazyTrance · 03-31-2010, 01:32 PM

If you have to ask , You're not low enough.

Teddy · 03-31-2010, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fckillerbee

your car is not low enough unless you have so much bumpsteer that it sends you off track multiple times.

Hey I guess my car was low enough! Hahahaha

BustedS13 · 03-31-2010, 01:54 PM

if your car is geared for performance, you're not low enough
if you don't have any kute boys' numbers, you're not low enough

DataXUnknown · 03-31-2010, 01:56 PM

If your car actually moves, it's not low enough

ericcastro · 03-31-2010, 02:13 PM

If you dont break a suspension arm at every event, your not low enough.

spooled240 · 03-31-2010, 02:17 PM

If your suspension arms aren't vertical then you aren't low enough

BustedS13 · 03-31-2010, 02:20 PM

if you've never had sex with an obese woman you're not low enough
if you've never cut valid license plate tags off somebody else's car you're not low enough
if you've never given a bottom rung stripper a ride home you're not low enough
if you've never stolen something at a party you're not low enough

ericcastro · 03-31-2010, 02:26 PM

If youve never stolen a pulp fiction cd at a party, shoved a hamburger patty into the computers cd tray and then hit a kid in the head with a crescent wrench,........
your not low enough.

I like where busted is taking this.

cserrano86 · 03-31-2010, 02:29 PM

If you dont swerve around a piece of trash on the road, you're not low enough.

HyperTek · 03-31-2010, 02:31 PM

your not low enough if kids on zilvia are bitching at you =)

ericcastro · 03-31-2010, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cserrano86

If you dont swerve around a piece of trash on the road, you're not low enough.

your doing it wrong.

If you've never taken a full tub of new butter and spiked it on the laundryroom floor of someones pad, your not low enough.

ESmorz · 03-31-2010, 02:38 PM

Stupid thread is stupid.

Back to NASIOC OT...

spooled240 · 03-31-2010, 02:39 PM

If you've never tried to move in on your best friend's gf then you're not low enough

-LoKi- · 03-31-2010, 02:54 PM

you know your not low enough when your grandma can get out no problem FML

ericcastro · 03-31-2010, 02:57 PM

If you've never made fun of your half retarded roomate world wide, your not low enough.

My roommate cleaned 2 of the hubcaps on his Toyota and then... - NASIOC

udon! · 03-31-2010, 02:58 PM

your not low enough unless your oil pan is touching the ground parked.

03-31-2010, 12:27 PM	#1
spooled240 Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 4,142 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	The "not low enough" thread The question is how do you determine if your car is low enough? (sarcasm) If you don't look at a speedbump as a brick wall then you're not low enough. If your car doesn't become a "teeter-totter" over driveways and speedbumps then you're not low enough. continue

03-31-2010, 12:42 PM	#4
DALAZ_68 not giving a fuck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 35 Posts: 15,080 Trader Rating: (104) Feedback Score: 104 reviews	this is like a "you know ur a red neck..." sort of thread... __________________ LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r

03-31-2010, 01:01 PM	#9
Om1kron Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Simi Valley, CA Age: 40 Posts: 6,879 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	when people look at your car pulling into it's parking space at work and seeing it scrape rain gutters and they all cringe... you're low enough lol __________________ Wayne

03-31-2010, 01:15 PM	#10
charlie321 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Long Beach, CA Age: 30 Posts: 989 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	If you have air in your tires, your not low enough. __________________

03-31-2010, 01:27 PM	#13
Teddy Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: AutoFactory REALIZE Posts: 5,213 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	If your car is not low enough, your car is not low enough. __________________ www.realize-jp.net

03-31-2010, 12:30 PM	#2
essforteen Nissanaholic! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: LAX Area (So CAL) Posts: 1,800 Trader Rating: (50) Rides Gallery: essforteen Feedback Score: 50 reviews	If your car doesn't scrape off lane markers your not Low enough!

03-31-2010, 12:51 PM	#5
spooled240 Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 4,142 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	^haha yeah jeff foxworthy inspired me If your exhaust looks like it was dropped out of an airplane at 6,000 feet then you're not low enough

03-31-2010, 01:22 PM	#11
ayuaddict Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Socal Age: 32 Posts: 4,017 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	If you look at a dick and your mouth has a strange feeling of emptiness. your car is not low enough.

03-31-2010, 01:32 PM	#15
CrazyTrance Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 33 Posts: 273 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	If you have to ask , You're not low enough. __________________ 450sx.com

03-31-2010, 01:54 PM	#17
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if your car is geared for performance, you're not low enough if you don't have any kute boys' numbers, you're not low enough __________________

03-31-2010, 01:56 PM	#18
DataXUnknown Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mission Viejo, CA Age: 31 Posts: 2,934 Trader Rating: (30) Rides Gallery: DataXUnknown Feedback Score: 30 reviews	If your car actually moves, it's not low enough

03-31-2010, 02:17 PM	#20
spooled240 Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 4,142 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	If your suspension arms aren't vertical then you aren't low enough

03-31-2010, 02:20 PM	#21
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if you've never had sex with an obese woman you're not low enough if you've never cut valid license plate tags off somebody else's car you're not low enough if you've never given a bottom rung stripper a ride home you're not low enough if you've never stolen something at a party you're not low enough __________________

03-31-2010, 02:31 PM	#24
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,222 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	your not low enough if kids on zilvia are bitching at you =) __________________ Keep it Classy

03-31-2010, 02:38 PM	#26
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Stupid thread is stupid. Back to NASIOC OT... __________________

03-31-2010, 02:39 PM	#27
spooled240 Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 4,142 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	If you've never tried to move in on your best friend's gf then you're not low enough

03-31-2010, 02:54 PM	#28
-LoKi- Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Shreveport,La Age: 31 Posts: 9 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	you know your not low enough when your grandma can get out no problem FML

03-31-2010, 02:58 PM	#30
udon! Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: So-Cal Posts: 2,025 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	your not low enough unless your oil pan is touching the ground parked.

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